Please describe this child

Please describe this child.

that's not a child

Best girl.

What child dislikes donuts

dumb blonde Midna ripoff

What adult dislikes donuts?

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onaholes can like donuts

has some growing to do before she becomes best girl

waifu for tasteless faggots.

Pervert perfection.

Kaka

You seem angry

>implying loli vampire started with midna

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Filthy caitiff

Inferior form of Kiss-Shot and Teenage Kiss/Shinobu.

They're both smug lolis who hide in the MC's shadow, but the similarities are superficial.

loliform is the best form

nice trapezius muscles

>her 12 year old design was more beautiful than anyone ever imagined
Thank you based Morioka and Watanabe.

>decides that committing suicide-by-exorcist due to boredom is a bad idea
>cowardly

No. You don't get it. Not wanting to die makes you a filthy, deplorable coward. You have to be 100% nihilistic at all times and willing to throw your life away at the slightest provocation.

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Yellow cake

>sample images show that it's nothing but super loving vanilla
I can't wait for scans.

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Dependency issues.

not an argument

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Wait. That's ク not リ. It's Shinobu Mistake. Though I don't know how anything Shinobu-related is a mistake.

Lewd donuts.

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nah, you do.

beaming
[bee-ming]

adjective
1. radiant; bright.
2. smiling brightly; cheerful.

used goods

Can't argue with that. At least she doesn't let it interfere with anyone's daily life.

Kakaka

I want Shinobu to interfere with my nightly life.

If that's your definition of 'interfere' then I want Shinobu to interfere with my everything.

Okay Sup Forums, here's a scenario for you.

>walking back home one night, decided to buy some hot porno mags because you wanted to try out something new for your fap sessions
>darker than usual out, feel a little jittery
>also haven't seen anyone on the streets, though it is like midnight
>pass through a dark alley, which is a shortcut but you're still scared
>almost back to your street and home when you feel a tug on the bottom of your shirt
>turn around and see this
>you are CCing right now, a Glock 19 in 9mm

What do you do next? She doesn't say anything, just stands there and holds onto your shirt.

[x] Hug fluffy vampire loli.

If I die, then I'll die happy.

Throw away the disgusting piece of plastic that I'm carrying around for some reason.

Ask to become her servant.

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Looks like you accidentally added a few extra chromosomes during the cloning process.

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>Glock
I try to kill you which will cause the gun to explode which will kill me which is okay

How does your answer change if you've got a .357 S&W revolver?

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Reminder that this is Araragi's mental image of Shinobu.

>.357
>not CCing a model 500 wrist demolisher

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The point of CC is to demolish an assailant, not yourself. You OC if you want to stroke your ego.

>not killing everyone in a 10 block radius if you get jumped or mugged

Mutually Assured Destruction isn't just a meme, user.

At this point I can't tell if you're a Texan or a muslim.

Is that your own filename, or did you get it from some tumblr site bitching about Araragi?

I do live in Texas but I was just joking.

U mad ?

Pedofag

As was I.

Just curious. If it did come from something like that I wanted to read whatever came with it.

I want to lick her cute asshole.

>outside
i was never there in the first place

And water is wet. OP is asking for a description, not a tautology.

Pray that the hand grenade I'm CCing doesn't explode, and ask the crying vampire what's wrong.

I should be safe for now at least since she's not a Smug brand vamploli

>she's not a Smug brand vamploli

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At the moment, I'd just see a crying little fanged vamp, I'll worry about the smug after I get sired

though
>crocodile tears.jpg
in is a reason to worry later

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It's already too late. 99% of vampire lolis are smug vampire lolis. After she cheers up she's going to give you a shit-eating grin that captivates you forever.

Sorry.
She's the kind of child who would have a cute and very lickable asshole.

Hug and care for the vampire

Can confirm as scientifically proven fact.

I want to fill her up like a creampuff with my semen

That's her 17 year old form. She's wearing the same dress because she just transformed. This is her 12 year old form.

Oh shit nigger what am I doing??
> Claim 12 year old vamp is best girl
> Posts young adult vamp butt

Haughty, ugly, stupid. Worst girl.

You are a fucking fag

kill yourself

I know, I'm a raging faggot. Sorry.

That is no child. Which is great in a legal view.

I don't know how wanting to plant your seed inside a great woman makes anyone a fag.

Shinobu is not for sexual. Only headpats and cuddling.

If she's not for sexual, then why is she so incredibly sexy? Regardless, after a certain point not putting a baby inside her is a crime against humanity. Those perfect genes need to propagate.

Shinobu as a teen/adult is for sexual.
Child version is not.
no negotiating on this

I don't discriminate between forms.

That's why your a faggot

lolidom is the purest form of ove

She'll get plenty of headpats, cuddles, donuts, banter, and words of love too. Just as she would in her teenage and adult forms.

Shoot her for violating the NAP

I guess that's ok then.
If I had a child shinobu and she wanted sexual then I probably would give it to her.

Kill yourself

I thought we were cool ;_;

That's a vampire, not an axis-aligned bounding box.

There were 3 people in that conversation.

Do any other people like her because of Maaya Sakamoto voice? i personally starting to like her during the bath scene in nisemono.

Her voice is amazing. When she's being smug or affectionate I just want to close my eyes and listen.

the only regret we'll have Maaya dont do character theme song. :'(

I'll suffer through it for the sake of her great voice and character interpretation.

I've only watched the first two seasons. Is the rest worth marathoning for Shinobu?