Why is she even allowed to be a goddess?

Why is she even allowed to be a goddess?

She's absolutely useless and offers nothing valuable to anyone. Sounds like god to me.

she has a nice butt

It's a livin'

>allowed
What would prevent her?

They're letting pretty much everyone be gods these days, it's hardly surprising.

Because there are morons that follow her teachings.

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Her teachings are really easy to follow.
Thou shalt not endure.

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If she could be easily replaced for minor flaws, the title wouldn't mean anything in the first place.

Savage

Who wouldn't want a powerful and beautiful archpriest as a goddess?

S2 is going to be a fucking disappointment


Oh god why is DEEN such a shit company

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How many times has Kazuma cum inside her divine pussy?

Because she has a godly ass no other deity can compete with, so they all fall to their knees and worship it.

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*tips fedora*

Honestly think she has the nicest body in the cast, and would be the most fun to hang out with.

According to my doujins they have a child, so at least once.

they had lots of fun in that first episode work montage.

Kazuma is just never content with anything

I'll be happy as long as we get another Succubus episode

I want to spoil her then bully her then spoil her again

Fucking hell. She's not even naked and this gets me so hard.

Because she has dirt on all the other gods and goddesses.

She's cute!
I'd fuck her.

but it's literally true. Even retarded jokes won't change the facts

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She's pretty much naked.

Why are half the people in the world allowed to have their power?

Reminder that aside from
>heal
>resurrect
>cure poison
>dispel curse
>deluge
>turn undead
>purification
>various party tricks
she's completely useless.

Because Nopan.

They're invisible, is all.

Holy shit.

Go drown.

Link?

Miracle of the universe.

The hell are you on, they're right there

Dont forget being sexy

because she's a cute

Yea, sexy as fuck!

But she doesn't use those power into her followers, only on her friends

>>heal
>>resurrect
>>cure poison
>>dispel curse
Isn't that all healslut needs?

Correct

That's pretty much God

Shes an anal goddess, thats all I need in my life.

>Reminder that aside from
>>heal
>>resurrect
>>cure poison
>>dispel curse
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>completely useless
STOP HEALSLUT SHAMING NOW!

Look pretty visible to me

DEEN lore

>one girl holds her skirt down.
I think we found the nopan, lads.

I made that.

You forget she's a master mason now as well.

>Mason
>implying she'd waste ranks in that when she can be a superior Plasterer instead.

Is that some reverse planking?

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Aqua is best girl, fuck that titless assless starving meme slut Megushit

I don't think planking in water is safe

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Aqua: 1
Christian God: 0

>Woke up 1 minute ago
>First thing I see is a webm
>Already makes me hard
Fucking Sup Forums. Never change pls.

The show would be complete shit without her and you all know it.

Guys throughout the show I was a Megiminfag, but lately my appreciation for this damegami has been growing more and more, not that I disliked her before. What do?

Start appreciating your good taste and spread the truth of who best girl is to the world.

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Now I want to know what Divorceness wears.

Don't forget boner erecting.

Heh

How do you think surfing was invented?

nice

she was born into the position it wasn't a choice
just like her ass

Why is S2 ending up as bad DEEN's fault?

Why do people keep shitting on DEEN? It's a comedy series - QUALITY animation just makes it better.

Braless saggy tits are also a miracle of the universe.

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Season 2 better keep the sag

Cause she's cute

>theory: all her bodily fluids taste like pure water
>her barf is rainbow-colored
Did we ever sort this out?

She isn't.
Thats why they got rid of her at the first opportunity.

MIND BLOWN

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But she literally puts herself in mortal danger and agonizing pain to save her followers, when the rest of her party, even Wiz, were too scared to do anything.

We won, get over it.

You lost, get out.

>Mana infused by a literal god
>Mana infused by a duke of hell
>Mana infused by a lich general
When will Emperor Zell burn Australia to the ground and feed on it's ashes?

How can you be a good magic user and have low intelligence?

Because INT and int aren't the same thing.
She may be a nopan retard, but her INT is still high.

Does that mean she has high INT but low WIS?

I don't think Wiz gets to do any infusing as she's nearly banished by babysitting.

but it's literally true. Even retarded jokes won't change the facts

She literally created water for the world. Without her there would be no life, or life would sustain on something other than water.

She does though, shes taking care of the egg twice when Aqua is out on adventures

So she's only one of the gods? So how omnipotent god works then? god is a fiction is well then?

>lost the popular vote
>won

It's like winning a game because you lost less life points even though you've made less score points.

What the hell are you talking about?