Monster Musume

How well are local police versed in monster species? You would think that would be important, but it seems here that bike cop wasn't aware of dullahans

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To be fair, it's at night and the head is having an orgasm
I don't blame the poor chap

Dullahan are also a fairly rare species, so it's like a village cop in China finding an African in his outskirts.

>hi there citizen I heard some strange noises are you ok?
>oh a decapitated head? Well that might be a dullahan so it's ok, please don't stab me while I foolishly assume you aren't a madman

I want to dehydrate Suu

Dullahans are a very rare species. Not everybody knows about them. I would've react in a similar way

Will Bike Cop ever catch a genuine criminal?

Well, he got to slap cuffs on the orc, if nothing else.

It's a rare, foreign species. Do you expect a random Japanese cop to know every aspect of every species of monster from all over the world?

He didn't somuch catch the Orc as have him deposited upon him.

Eh, at the end of the day, it will still say "お巡りさん - オールコ*1" on the department tally. One day, one day he will get his moment to shine.

I am going to marry this spider.

Have fun, I'm going to marry this snek.

I wish you the best with your marriage.

I'm going to steal her brother

He looks really young, it's probably his first year on the job. And it's the same year a bunch of horrid monster girls were imported into Japan. Poor guy

Is it ever mentioned if other countries got monster girls? They didn't forget us Burgers did they?

We know Cici if from another country but we don't know if other countries have monster wife programs like Japan

Murka got the landwhale and elephant musumes, as well as native ones like jackalopes and wendigos.

As a manga grows longer, the odds of a world tour arc approach 1.

>be monstergirl in america
>In car with husband, going to a place he calls "applebees" for our date
>suddenly trafic check
>cops approaching car, they seem like nice guys but are carrying enough firepower to wipe our my home village
>one sees my "scarey assault claws"
>points his boomstick at me while yelling to put my hands up
>i don't have hands
>whats going on
>one officer screams THEY'RE RESISTING
>get shot

Do you really think Americans would accept monster girls? I think you'd need to head much further north for that.

Harpy? On the plus side, there's probably no bathroom too small to use as a MonMusu in America.

>Muh threads.

>going to Applebee's for a date

Getting shot was a blessing

Japan is probably one of the least tolerant countries to outsiders. If they can do it, so can burgers

realistically there would be a huge uprising worldwide to monster girls. You could probably snag anyone you want just by being on of the few not terrified or prejudice towards them

>Bike Cop's first real assignment comes in
>has to investigate a mysterious string of monstergirl murders
>the one and only lead is that they all have the same bizarre bullet wound in their heads with no round or casing left as evidence
How long does he last?

I want to get Cathyl divorced so I can marry her!

Don't fill the thread with this trash, kudasai.

Yukio on a rampage?

Cathyl is better than a snek though. She actually has a job and can provide milk

You're the reason these threads get deleted.

Well damn, how much fucking money I gotta spend to feed the bitch? If she can't be happy with the occasional Teejay's for breakfast and Red Robin for dinner every now and again then I just don't see this marriage working out.

Cathyl is trash. Legitimately one of the worst girl's in the series.
Even the racist bitch has a better relationship with her own boyfriend than the shit cow has with Kaede.

Cathyl just needs some My Fair Lady training montage.

>it's probable the icicles melt leaving no evidence
>the victims were all young women her fiancée had interacted with at some point, engaging idle chitchat or just asking for directions or something similar
It adds up, but no concrete evidence yet. How do we proceed?

Heavily disguised efreet girl as the bait.

learn to cook. Cheaper and generally better than restaurants.

> Legitimately one of the worst girl's in the series.
Crab is legitimately one of the worst writers in the genre

This

Rude, Cathyl is loyal and doesn't laze around like half the other girls do. If they had a bad relationship I'm sure she'd be divorced by now.

As long as they can fit in with the culture, don't demand gibsmedats, and are productive, it'll work out well.

Though, truth be told, northern states are hilariously much more racist. They just hide it better and can fall behind winning the civil war.

Actually, that alongside pointless bumping past page 8/9 in combination with a history of high-percentages of shitposters is why these threads get deleted

By much further north I meant Canada

I probably should've said "one of the reasons".

China and Other-France aren't that welcoming.

In the manga they get gibsmedats out of the arse.

Thought it was more of the host getting it, and not the monsters themselves, and it's more used as reimbursement.

What degree of gibs do you think Kirihito gets? Having taken on 7 (seven) girls all in the same household I would almost think he'd get a stipend for himself as well. It's not like a cultural exchange program of that magnitude wouldn't account for the fact that its not just babysitting, you're actively engrossing them in human culture (or expected to)

I wish people would stop responding to the blogbait("how would your family", "Christmas plans?" etc).

Huh. Just got someone else's ban for pizza requesting. Bizarre.

Are things finally happening in this manga again or is it still just filler trash with awful art?

It's still just filler trash with awful art now get out of the thread, fag.

It's been ages since I've seen anything of Monster Musume, is it actually good or is it still just softcore porn and shitty worldbuilding?

There was a pretty civil discussion about these threads over at /qa/ after the last thread got deleted. Basically we just need to make an effort to A. Not be so fucking autistic with spamming threads all the time if we're just forcing conversation, B. cut down on the shitposting, and C. if the thread is dying either due to lack of activity or just degrading into garbage, don't keep bumping it and you're better off just making a new thread if you still have something on topic that you want to discuss

Something like that, anyway. We should try harder.

Other way around. Shitty porn and softcore world building.

It's just softcore porn and shitty world building now fuck off.

He's still doing the shitty worldbuilding.

That's all BS since that shit is selectively enforced against whatever the retarded janitor gets a hateboner for in the moment. You don't see those cancerous jojo threads getting the boot

So, kinda like those hot bitches from the first couple of Oglaf strips? I'm game.

Regardless, one should never say no to an opportunity to improve oneself and the threads they call home. Wouldn't it be nice if half the thread wasn't garbage shitposting? We can do it!

Haven't been in these threads for quite a while now, so are mods deleting MonMusu now?

To my knowledge, there's been either a new moderator or some moderation changes that have resulted in several serie' threads that could be interpreted as generals having an extremely tight leash. Monmus threads having the raunchy history they do puts them pretty directly in their sites, and we've had a couple threads deleted before bump limit over the past few days. In particular, the point that kept getting brought up from what I could gather in the /qa/ thread had to do with people seeming to try and generate discussion where there isn't any, which kinda breeds the problems that everyone already hates anyway. Basically, they want threads to start shaping up their acts and quit trying to bump threads with pointless and largely off topic conversation if they were just gonna die naturally. Conversely, if there is something different to talk about that isn't the topic of the thread at large or if the thread at large is particularly cancerous, just make a new thread about the topic that one wants to discuss.

tl;dr There's a bit of a crackdown going on and we're on probation because of being repeat offenders, so lets chill a bit so that when a new chapter comes around we can all enjoy it together without having to worry about suddenly getting the ax

I think they exist. I seem to remember the expo had a booth for "fireproof floors" that also explicitly mentioned "Ifreet", I think.

>want to talk about manga and said manga characters
>mods keep deleting threads
Do we have to complain in /qa/ or something? I definitely not going to /jp/

>only allowed to discuss a series if a new chapter or episode comes out
That's fucking retarded.

Not bumping it from the lower pages to complain about deletions would help.

I wonder if people would complain about Arachne sweatshops where all they do is eat and poop web all day.

you don't do that in most of these threads
well this ain't a 24/7 forum dedicated to just that.

So just make a thread askin' about said character as it fancies ya but if the usual 40-60ish regulars aren't postin' let er go

>monster girl in america

stop that shit right there, you're high user

I think every country would be weary desu at first

>Straya had to rewrite antipizza laws after getting sued by Lesser Devil couple

>monsters move into Straya
>life expectancy and general safety of public vastly improves

We've already got enough monsters here and spiders although I'd trade all our spiders for spider girls desu

>go to Straya for monster waifu
>finally get that 7 foot spider wife you always wanted
>she doesn't talk much though
>find out 6 months later she is just a regular Straya spider

Aussie here, no need to exaggerate. The spiders here are 6 feet max

>racist bitch has a better relationship with her own boyfriend
You mean how in the Manga he was going to fondle someone else's tits behind her back, or in the anime when it was right in front of her? Sounds like a one sided relationship there.

Racist bitch is a doormat. Cathyl beats Kaede like one.

Cathyl will be nicer now

Well, Crabman did say she'd be gentler from now on, or something to that effect.

When I first passed his reply through Google, I thought he was prison-propositioning me.
>"I'll be gentle," said Nippon Bubba

Maybe it was her time of the month and she was in an extra bad mood?
More happy cow would be awesome to see.

She was in a bad mood because she was full of milk. She'll be in a better mood when she's full of Kaede's man-milk.

Nigga also needs to warm up his hands and learn to play the bagpipes.

How was Yukio not on the fucking poll?

Spoken for.

But Cathyl is too. And Yukio is better than that cunt.

Cathy is one of the most underrated characters, what the fuck you on about her being a cunt.

I feel like Yukio has one of the more boring futures ahead/less interesting stories to tell.

In a way, Cathyl's conflict gives her the most room to grow, a journey to undertake. Merino is pretty much just fluffy Manko. The twin shits are just Lilith 1.10.

She was on the poll though despite Yukio not. And Cathyl is SHIT

>I feel like Yukio has one of the more boring futures ahead/less interesting stories to tell.
Well yeah, she already married her dude and they are doing fine. That's really it.

But you have to admit she's really hot___

More like overrated. She's trash.
Her personality is god awful and the only positives one can list are her body.

Can't believe I forgot
>Luz in tears.png
She's kind of like Doppel beta.
She's not bad. Being hard-taken plus icy-cold are big turn-offs though. Her height is honestly one of the few things that attracts me to her.

>Overrated
She's always getting shit talked on not praised or talked about. Her personality comes with her breed and she can't help getting angry if she's got a full chest of milk what's meant to be milked. Cut her some slack user.

>Her personality comes with her breed

Her secrets say the opposite.

Please. She gets plenty of positive attention around here. Far more than an awful girl like her deserves I might add.
She's trash. Shit. Garbage.

She's supposed to be a dairy breed. Maybe her mum is the barbaric Minotaur version of Cerea's mum, and her dad was the once-in-a-lifetime dairy bull.

user she's shit. The hate for her will never stop.
I'm not even a person that will regularly call her shit in posts, but she really is shit.

Looks like I'll be the only one who'll defend her then. Oh well I can't expect every character to be liked anyway.

Chapter probably next week.

I'll defend her too.

For the record I was the one who found this abomination, but I ain't getting banned for it.

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