WHY FUCK every hentai thing NEED to explain to you what you are literally watching?
>YOU GOT A DICK INSIDE ME AND IT FEELS GOOD I NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS OBSCURE PLOT TWIST TO THE READER
>OH YOU ARE CUMING AND I NEED TO TELL IT TO THE FAGS FAPPING TO THIS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE YOUR 45CM JAPANESE DICK DRAWED CUMING WITH THE FORCE OF TEN HIROSHIMAS
fuck
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Japanese people are very humble, embarrassment is considered the opposite.
Why would you watch hentai where they silently have sex for 20 minutes?
The dialogue is the majority of the fun.
Because they are trying to "excite" you with "hot" dialog and you only get hentai for blind people
It's a literary device.
>he's still watching japanese anime with subtitles
>2016
>watching hentai for plot
turn off subs
here fixed
this also fixes 90% anime
That would be pretty nice actually. Obviously not completely silent but only moaning and no talking.
H-anime is low-budget garbage with poor animation, often looping the same clip of a dick going into a vagina over and over again. If the sex was silent, save for some squelching sounds, you'd focus on how fucking awful it looks and be turned off. Filling up the audio track with loud moans and talking draws your attention away from how terrible the animation is.
this, also turn off the sound
this, also turn off the monitor
Plot is the entire point of hentai.
May as well fap to 3D porn if you just want random contextless sex.
What if I want random contextless 2D sex?
The overly-expository nature of hentai dialogue is part of the fun.
Then you're a pleb who will never know the pleasure of a heart boner.
It'd be hentai kino
I only watch that shit for the dialogue anyway.
Cause a good amount of them are based on manga/doujin an VN's.
Still images given better description/depiction with dialogue, said dialogue is then brought into the anime cause it's an adaptation.
>watching hentai
I just want lewd wet sounds and moaning, and close view of penis pumping cum deep inside the vagina, is it too much to ask? Why are producers such a retards?
Actually, just use your imagination instead.
tfw i like it
This is why animated hentai is pleb shit, good writing/story manga/VNs are the right option
This is what a 3D sex vid made for the US customers looks like. "Yesyesyesyesyes" and "Ohfuckfuckfuck" is quite boring and you'd not need any voice actress for it but a generic moaning from anywhere.
I want some of that pudding
Because that's what happens in the source material and people don't bother adapting. It's slightly more natural in manga, VNs.
Also it means they get voice actors to say dumb lewd shit which is probably fun in the production stage.
If you want good writing you shouldn't read translations.
>watching ANIMATED hentai
Might as well kill yourself.
So, I face that has been cummed on is worksafe now?
How can you know?
It may be snow, its Christmas
So blind people can fap, you shit.
If there was nothing but the sfx then it would be a mystery why anything was considered fapworthy. With contextual document, things can proceed as planned.
There's plenty of ero audio out there for blind people.
Sisters the last day of summer has no dialogue because the animation is godlike
>45CM JAPANESE DICK
Maybe the characters are just the kind of people that narrate their life
Hentai, where a shota can have a dick so big that needs more blood than he have in his entire body
I can still tell what they're talking about without subs
do not try to understand the sub. just listen and feel
>mastrubating to non-3DPD
Weeb
Source? Couldn't find it.
Weebs and otakus ar dumb
More news at 11
>perfect 2d beauty
>reality
WOAH like you just discovered what fantasy means
Stop complaining and fap, for fuck sake.
Everything is censored. How else are you going to know what's going on?
I'm blind but I can get off to them explaining the intercourse and imagining it in my head.
Picture is probably unrelated.
It's Schrodinger's cum. It simultaneously lives in a state of cum/not cum until a mod opens the thread.
Of all the things to bitch about hentai that isnt quite bad
>Man those clothes sure are hot
>Frame change and she´s nude
Fuck
>Wow that position sure is nice to cum
>It changes
>W-well at that one is hot too
>Changes again to generic position to cum
FUCK
Explain more
japan loves their shitty exposition
The position changing also angers me. Not to mention that they zoom in so fucking close to a pixelated dick, tits or face, that you can't see shit. What's the fucking point? They also change scenes every 30 seconds.
I only download uncensored hentai, that one is not
Lately there´s also how they show the fucking peehole in the final scene, is that some sort of female fanservice why the fuck would one want to see a penis cumming in your face
There´s also the freeze frame cum, after a decently paced scene ruining it
Fujos are even trying to ruin straight hentai.
>fap to hentai
>good sex scene, get really excited
>suddenly 10 minutes of people talking, exposition, and not fucking.
I hate this whether im reading or watching. Not all of them do this fortunately. Sometimes I feel like they drew the porn and felt obligated to add word bubbles but didn't feel like thinking of dialogue.
The only thing that annoys me more in animated hentai is when they fade to white instead of showing the climax.
Wouldn't be necessary if the artist could actually depict whats happening.
The girl speaking isn't even that bad. I can't stand the generic chinpira dialogue in rape scenes that sounds like fucking monkeys.
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You are doing whatever fuck you are trying to do wrong
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>my face the second episode of Shoujo-tachi no Sadism
>my face that scene with Suzuka
My dick was made of diamond, adamantium and mythril when she rode his dick while forcing her worn pantyhose into his face for the sole purpose of him creampying her to get pregnant. Her voice actorin general was great. Genki Girls truly are the best at sex.
>wanting to watch the penis
Girl's face, gripping the sheets, leglock, etc are the best part, you double faglord. Watch boku no pico if you want dicks.
This is why I liked RAN SEM because it was mostly Riko just yelling out "Stop! It hurts!" In her ridiculously sexy voice.
I want Kyoani-tier animation in hentai
>streaming
>not one soul complaining about streaming
You have failed me.
Welcome to /h/ threads, the newfag heaven.
>be sakugafag
I just want sakuga on my hentai. Just a sliver of actual animation gets my dick raging.
>I am a genius
>OH NO
>WHY FUCK every hentai thing NEED to explain to you what you are literally watching?
what did she mean by this
>tfw no hentai filled with Yutapon shenanigans
>no boob smears
>no impact frames as the guy cums inside
Why even live
when was the last time an uncensored hentai is released?
what is the monogatari series of hentai?
is this where the loli takes them souls an turn them into more lolis? i can't remember the title
cause it sounds amazing in japanese language
if you do it in english it sounds retarded
Hmm, it would have to be equal parts story and sex. And all girls would have to be best girls.
...I got nothing here.
How will blind people know what's happening if they don't narrate it?
THE CATION SERIES, I guess.
Oh, I think I get it. Maybe, when you have sex, you have to say everything. A law or some biological shit. I wouldn't know since I've never had sex. B-but whatever, I'm happy they tell you what is h-happening, since sex looks c-confusing as shit.
en.wikipedia.org
>In primates, copulation calling is typically observed at the end of mating[2] and there are vast variations in between species regarding its occurrence, frequency and form. It is agreed that coital vocalizations fulfill an evolutionary purpose[3] and that they serve as adaptive solutions to problems that the females face, such as infanticide, as well as obtaining high quality sperm.[2]
>Theories are more diverse in regard to women’s sexual vocalizing. On the one hand, researchers have noted some apparently communicative patterns in women’s copulatory vocalizations that suggest some parallels with those of other primates (including an invitation to sperm competition, given that female sexual vocalizations, like those of other primates, serve as "copulation calls" noticeable to other men and exciting to them if overheard[8]).
girls have to roleplay during sex to make up for tiny dicks in japan, its the only way they can be aroused enough to orgasm
it would be nice if you could provide sauce
>streaming
>2017
>not knowing most of uncensored hentai is being released by that fags with that shitty watermark
Go to reddit to tryhard to fit in, retard
What the fuck was you doing the past 3 years?
A lot of publishers are picking up hentai/VNs/eromanga these days, even the 3 sisters doing bitchi things got a uncensored release
Too bad the source material quality is shit and the hentai publishers encode with windows video maker or something
I forgot to add, that is a lossless (png) capture from the full BD version, 23 fucking GB for that 480p youtube video quality
Also
>my ass will be ruined if we continue this
YOUR ASS IS ALREADY RUINED
Why watch hentai when I can watch uncensored live action hentai?
The whole genre is an enigma.
>Watching 3DPD porn
Neck yourself
Thought I was on /h/ for a second. It's really hard to tell these days, but then I remember that nobody posts on /h/ because all the porn is here.
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They also cut a scene out of KxKxK.
>/h/
I'm here for 7 years and I just realized it was a fucking board
that's nsfw
To arouse the viewers with moans.
Also, recently a number of uncensored h-anime episodes have been leaked. These are uncensored cuts given to production staff that were never released and sold but have found their way onto the Internet.
It's a pretty shitty and redundant board.
If only we lived in a world line where that existed
I may wouldn't if people wouldn't use a Burichan board for masturbation.
I'm pretty sure no one could ever know what the fuck it was
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Blame fakku.
Its probably on nyaa.