FIRSTO FAPPU

What's your first fap of 2017 going to be?

Every fap should be special and earned, the date of the day shouldn't matter.

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My wife.

Whatever catches my eye on sadpanda

I haven't seen anything good on sadpanda in the past days I'm starting to feel withdrawal symptoms.
Maybe something from C91?

The image of sex in the missionary position with my swordwife.

MY GIRLFRIEND

>Not going for No Fap 2017

I never fapped to the thought of my hand before, friendo.

reported

3DPD, probably.

Me too! And by my girlfriend I mean
MY TULPA WAIFU

Alternatively,what will the last fap of 2016 going to be/what was it?

It was the new Victim Girls.

Good start to the new year.

Now that you mention it- I did not masturbate for the entire of 2016 and it was the best year ever

Mai Valentine

Lol

>Auto-capitalization

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>Not having sex instead
Sounds like a waifu to me.

You're waifu.

foreplay

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Hopefully it will be to you, user.

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to nofap

t-t-thanks

Wait it was uploaded yesterday? Good.

I have been holding my nut for a week. It's gonna be great.

My last fap to 2016 was Medusa from Fate/Stay Night. No idea who the first of 2017 will be. Maybe one of the Strike or Brave Witches since I fap to those an unholy amount. I've been on an Trude and Rall kick lately, also Nipa and Heidi too.

Slurping up the (I hope) bait

>kids born in '03 and '04 are going to have the first fap of their lifetimes in 2017

This isn't your diary, m8.

Well, with just under 12 hours until the new year, giving mai waifu my last fap of 2016 seems more relevant than giving her the first of 2017. We'll cross that bridge when we come on it.

Fuck.

Your waifu.

How do you even live? Are you just irritable and depressed all of the time?

>not cumming when all the fireworks are going off

I'd like to greet the first sunrise of the new year with my dick, but it might be difficult when it's below freezing out.

Not him, but it's called having self discipline. Nofap is pseudo-sciene anyhow besides some rather negligible differences. Or maybe you're just not old enough for your libido to have taken a hit or two for various reasons.

>Sex
In the modern world Prostitution dont exist anymore, there aren' t chances of sex outside of wives or girlfriends because modern people reject human relationships

Sup Forums

Kaname-kun

Nothing yet,I'm looking here for suggestions.

Fapping to that virtual user's fapping face is always fun.

another quality Anime & Manga thread

I guess janitors are busy hunting for
>sauce
posts or something

Toddler/infant/fetus stuff.
Just because.

That was plan but I read it last night and it sucked so I'm not going to waste it

How is that even possible?

In October I went like five days without fapping and my balls hurt so much I had to squeeze one out just to make it stop

My wife of course.
I'm gonna bust the fattest nut inside of her once the clock strikes midnight.

Your waifu.

Same for me except I don't last more than two days. I couldn't even sleep the other day.

It's much easier when you have something better to do. Excessive exercise helps too. With that said, the best I've managed has been 4 months. A year seems pretty wild.

>Excessive exercise helps too

Really? I train six days a week but I have an higher sex drive than before I started.

My hentaifu

(you) getting rode by your waifu

Is this something that actually happens to men? I thought it was a myth. Sometimes I go weeks just forgetting to fap.

Goddamnit,I want to fap but I'm too lazy.

I did a 10 day without fapping just now. I came very hard and a lot that day, but it hurt after.

Really. Your problem is probably that you spend time on things which are not directly related to eating, sleeping or cardio.

Like strength training?

Or posting on Sup Forums.

Ah you got me there.

no fap is a meme, its biologically proven that no fap hurts your body, you were memed, your balls are probably damaged by now, enjoy your retarded kids, if you ever manage to make any with these rotten eggs

Rocket Monkey or Raita if I'm feeling too weak hearted for NTR

Mine was the latest Asanagi

the way that it was meant to be, banging MMD models in VR

Finally managed to install the latest downloadable content for CM3D2, shit took fucking ages.
It's probably going to end with me either cheating to get more positions, or me trying to play the game legitimately and just ending up cumming after a couple of scenes and never making it much further with my save, which is the case with almost all eroge for me.

>mfw i fap only in dressing room
i could dress my girls all day long, but theres not much to do after you download all the clothes

I'm going to fap anal doujins, featuring one of these girls.

But who should I pick?

Kanbaru of course.

when in doubt, go with monkey.

There's too much to choose from!

male:tomboy
male:dickgirl on male

Shit, I have a tendency of almost falling in love with some of my creations. I swear, if they were to appear in an anime, manga or vn I would completely fall for them.

>male:tomboy

tomgirl

tom
girl

>Finished Sailor Stars yesterday
It was nice. Too bad I literally can't find any good porn of them in a large cluster.

>female:shemale

Haruhi.

Looks like you got your answer big boy

Shemale:futa
Shemale:trap

Yeah, good thing that monkey has a lot of anal doujins.

Methonium's Nagato

>kids born in '00 are going to be 17 in 2017

Delicious

but i thought all women were still whores

Is it even allowed anymore or are the yearly threads a thing of the past?

People fap and feel pleasure from it even as toddlers, they just don't cum.

Some stuff still went on last year

Last year was great. I don't think its happening this year though.

No reason for it not to

I thought one was already deleted. Things were already in full swing by this time last year, too. I'm guessing mods decided they don't want them anymore.

That's a great question OP. It's gonna be a great fap I'm sure.

drunk, alone, and fapping to doujins I can't read from C91. Living the nightmare.

Something with a futanari tag.

Already gave it to Sylvie

This one's still here isn't it?

I've remained faithful and have only fap'd to Ryuko the last 3 years. Maybe she wouldn't mind if I was up for a change?

I have no idea, I accidentally'd my libido a while back. I don't even know when my next fap is going to be, let alone who..

And for the record that's a typo, not intentional elipses.