Allegory of the 3rd Wave Feminist

Feminism is pretty much a girl sitting on the edge of a cliff. A metaphorical cliff. If she jumps off she goes down a rabbit hole of make-up, working out, and self improvement based on pure aethetics. At the bottom of the cliff is some dude with a fat paycheck that LOVES pussy but not women. At the top of the cliff are men and women that put effort into their careers in hopes one day they could find someone to jump down the cliff together with. The feminist girl dangles her feet by herslef on the cliff will everyone else is working on their careers. The feminist yells to everyone on the cliff "I HAVE TO JUMP". Everyone yells back at her "NO YOU DONT". She yells back, "ITS THE PATRIARCHY THAT IS MAKING ME JUMP". So she jumps. Focuses purely on her own aethetics instead of career. Some might fall right into the hands of a rich dude that will be half decent to her and take care of her. Most will fall to their doom. But the bottom line is, she chose to jump.

im officially gay now

thank you sir. thank you for freeing me

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I WAS EATING TOAST WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST THAT

WTF disease does that woman in the pic have?

Free will means free will.

God gave it to you, you renounce it.

Really? I'm still just racist.

Not all women are like that, user.

It's HPV or some other wart-inducing virus.

Let me guess, India?

That region seems to be full of growth-based viruses and tumors.

imagine the smell