>be American
>your own president retweets vids of Muslims being savages
>has a T level of 400% +
>have largest gdp
>can own as many guns as you like
>can be racist without being thrown in jail
>your constitution is one of the best documents ever written
>burgers
>BBQ
>can drive at 16
>mere existence pisses people off
Feels good man. Have some pro American propaganda
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>being proud descendants of Europe’s trash
Lol
Yes. Master. I love. Israel. Blacks. Need. More. Reparations Yes. Master. Individualism is good. Collectivism is bad.
How can we be prideful when we have to call these creatures our fellow country(((men)))?
Bump. God bless America.
>inb4 butthurt europoor/memeflag army shows up.
that's why we need constitutional originalism. that thing is clearly 3/5 human.
the worst part of that story was that his doctors knew he was a piece of shit and a waste of a good heart but then his ghetto family cried oppression and racism and showed pictures of him playing chess with himself (even though the pieces were in all wrong positions) so he got the transplant and some decent person died. then he steals a car and wrecks it running from the cops getting himself killed. if i lived in that town i would buy a dog just so it could shit on his grave everyday.
>be american
>jew cuts off your foreskin
>shart
>get shot
>shart
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>be Canadian
>be Canadian
Lol
>largest gdp
good one roundeye xixixixi
>stain
>Nationalism
Ew, it's almost 2018, get over your bullshit "muh county" talk.
>be american
>jew cuts off your foreskin
>shart
>suck black cock
>shart
>jack off snip dick while wife takes black cock
>cum and shart at the same time
>get shot
>shart
The same “trash” that created a world superpower in only two centuries? Is that what you mean by trash?
Be proud that in spite of the massive burden of these shitskins we are still more powerful and wealthy than anyone.
This is now a Canada thread!
>We're
>Taking
>Over!
inb4 this turns into a "Berenstein" Mandela effect thread
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America leads the world in obesity, murder, tyranny, racism, pedophilia, nationalism, and arrogance.
>Berenstein
>Brown mutts
>Soulless eyes
Are you making this on purpose?
I-I like America....
Haha fuck you Sweden GTFO of my website before you face my wrath.
>France
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This sexy man may have been my king, but I am no swede, leaf
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We got alot of work to do as white people.
Looks like the average Mexican.
>be american
>jew cuts off your foreskin
> "thank you master" *sharts*
>suck black cock, swallow cum
>"thank you master" *sharts*
>jack off snip dick while wife takes black cock
>wife: "thank you master" *sharts*
>cum and shart at the same time
>get shot
>shart
There is nothing wrong with letting your wife or gf have sex with another man. If you can't pleasure her you should let her as long as she stays loyal to you in the relationship.
Thanks for keeping the thread bumped retard
Please don't insult Israel, they've gone through enough already.
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God Bless
Fuck Drumpf
America is a joke
>be american
be a mutt
>your own president retweets vids of Muslims being savages
while you have fag rights, trannies, genderqueers, tumblr culture, but oh no, RAPEFUGEES MUSLIMS. TRUMP SAVES WHITE RAASSEEEESSS.
>has a T level of 400% +
who cares
>have largest gdp
unless you are a kike from black rock, no one cares
>can own as many guns as you like
stop wasting your fucking money, you only need one, two max
>can be racist without being thrown in jail
you will still lose your job and get publicly shamed
>your constitution is one of the best documents ever written
most liberal document of its time, literal cuckery
>burgers
le 35% obesity rate
>BBQ
look above
>can drive at 16
nothing good about it, fix your fucking public transport system, traffic in merica is nightmare
>mere existence pisses people off
everybody hating you is nothing to be proud of.
Suck a dick, patriotic kike.
Why would you be proud of a country that has a history that's 95% fabricated?
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HEY UNCLE SAM PUT YOUR NAME AT THE TOP OF HIS LIST
>be Canadian
>elect Barneyfag
Those brony chicks are super fucking hot. Would bang.
Too bad they're both dykes at a gay pride parade
I'd rather just bang the ponies desu
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This proves that America sucks
Good point, user
But personally, I think casino mogul Sheldon Adelson had to be the inspiration for the most common amerimutt meme. It's the eyes.
>American
>Into bestiality
No surprise there, unless you're an alpha like me, you can make dykes crave the dick on a daily basis.
>be leaf
>fuck your dog
>renounce your status as America's hat
>die of tetanus because the next available doctor's appointment is 2 years from now
>pro-american
>neo-nazi shit
pic one faggot
I saw some racist asshole bitching about the Muslim law in the butcher shop yesterday, I put that asshole in his place.
Where can you buy an Ushanka in Canada?
>be shartistanis
>elect german/scottish mutt who had a kid with a disgusting slavic prostitute.
>barron trump: 50% subhuman 25% aryan master race
Sad!
>berenstain
what is this fuckery?
But Justin, bestiality is legal in Canada as long as benis doesn't go into bagina
Fuck you America you are not worth the gum I can pick off my boot, you are only worth the embarrassment of waking up in the morning and realizing you're still alive and not dead because you're a piece of fucking cunt shit.
This man should be made an American
>come to US
>work hard, iloveithere.jpg
>go for walk on pier on my day off
>see gun, I'm a 2ndamendment.exe
>pick up gun, it goes off
>kill libtard roastie on accident
>defends his innocence in court
>acquitted
Our guy
We need to annex Canada and then become isolationist.
Canada could kick America's ass in war
>starts with "And"
Immediately invalidated
Just
SUCCESS
>BREEDS
JEALOUSY
Uh oh! an american who likes their country? better post le amerimutt meme! sorry le 56% face amerimutt, looks like i've won another argument!!!
Wanna try burger? I dare Trump to try and take us on.
>be american
>large uncut dick
>as many firearms as I damn well please
>send the illegals further up north
>reply to snow beaner on Sup Forums because i'm insecure
>posted by a mexican
average mexican looks like that
Also heres a PATRIOTIC BUMP for my ACCIDENTAL SAGE
American white are being out breeded and it's a good thing
Canada has little to no tax
Oh Shit, Mojo is real
Best in the world.
If muds lead they will destroy it.
Can not let non-white non-asians lead US.
LETS POST AMERICAN THINGS!
Hey Americans I heard McDonald's will be closing any minute.
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Ew
I could get arrested in England for this post.
Hmmmm.... Looks like i'm losing another debate online. what should i do? OOOH! i got it
>"hey americans, le mcdonald burger obese lol, u mad 56% nerd?"
This might be my favorite. I fucking love capitalism.
Eurofag mad his continent is doomed.
What you just posted on here is illegal in Canada, expect the RCMP at your door in the morning.
>Current Year
We should have won the civil war. We could have suceded and built a better nation than that star spangled faggotfest. Then we would live as kings with our nigger slaves and liberals would keep to their side of the fence.
Fuck America.
>not "Bearenstein"
Fuck off, Soros shill
Some countries use the Metric system, other countries land on the moon.
You mean the bravest and most industrious ? I don't think your ancestors had the constitution to survive a pioneer lifestyle. Mine had so many kids they would blow out pussy two or three times and have to get a new wife. Manifest destiny dude.
>at least 4 of these things can't be quantified.
>leaf logic
This is a good thread
Terrible American the post...
Says the nation that is cucked to Islam.
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Ignore Leaf. The state of California has more citizens then the entirety of his country. Literally irrelevant.
america!! fuckyeah!!!
Lel. It must really fluster your old Eskimo fanny to think how good you could have it. Why don't you move here?
You’re the reason why we have niggers here dumb Dixie nigger. Pat yourself on the back.
>Memeflag this fucking oblivious
Where are the persons of color?
I wish both of these pics were shopped together.
DIXIE IN SPACE
Which EU country? I want to know so I can tell you if you're just butthurt we occupy your country with our big dick military.
Fuck off, retard. The South WILL rise again.
Mmm.... If new York Jews hadn't interfered we would have just had a nigger holocaust if it got to be a problem. You gave them 40 acres and a mule instead of a castration and a field to plow.
So who fucked up worse?
America has such an ugly flag