Who's your gf (male) /mlpol/ ?

Who's your gf (male) /mlpol/ ?
0-20 prog gf
20-40 Con gf
40-60 Libertarian gf
60-80 Alt gf (male)
80-90 Commie gf
90-100 Egoist gf
dubs, trips etc chose

Someone tell my why women are shit?

rowlan

No roasties!
No roasties!

shid

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rolling for Conserv qt

Rolling

roland

YES

Egoist gf best gf

Nigger

Rolling for female (male)

we need a pony-equivalent for each of these

I dont know...

No no no, only the alt-right GF has a dick. Every one of them has to have a downside and an upside. Literally what would be the point of anyone besides the alt-right GF if they all have dicks?

They aren't horses.

Oh boy, here we go.

rolloi

kill

better dead than red

This

AI
Bendita
Conservative

Yep, sticking to my Chinese cartoons.

*gulp*

ROLL

Rolling

pls venti pls venti

Roll because a waifu is better than no one.

kys

Prog: Dash
Con: AJ
Lib: Pinkie
(male): Shy
Com: Twi
Ego: Rare

YESSSS

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS DIE IN A DITCH

alright rolling

welp there we go, time to off myself

rolls

Praise God.
What I get is what God wants ALL of you to have.

JUST
P-praise kek?

alt right get

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

PRAISE KEK

So god wants us to have prostitutes, nice

Rollin'

Rev up those artificial wombs Shlomo and/or Lee

gimme the quality waifu senpai

Eww.

Maybe Allah will show us path

Huzzah

i dont really give a shit about politics but the egoist girlfriend wants to make me her sex slave so i want that

Improved v

rolling for nazi gf

eh why not

fuck

rolling for the cute trap!

Rollin

Rolling for egoist

Fucking Sup Forums tier scum

Why don't we just describe our real gfs? I mean aside from the fact that that basically means most of the alt-right types won't have anything to contribute beyond 'girl and/or her parents have a restraining order against me.'

The egoist caricature is sincerely the hottest IMO, which is good because that's also the closest to the girl pleading for my dick atm. Er, 'at the moment', not the other meaning - like most people irl she expects me to take a shower between anal and oral. Sorry if that spoils your fantasy!

Pictured: Not one of her ponies, but the right decade.

roll I guess

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in

aaaw yeah! jackpot!

rolling for conservative

rolling

please be Conservative

FUCK OFF THOTH

This desu senpai

give me some of that rough commy loving

...

well, it could have been worse

Rolling. (pls no purple hair)

>progressive
>Dash

You fucking take that back

Yeah, Femdom is alright, I can live with this.

rol

PERMABAN THESE HORSE USERS

rollin for how fucked i am

alt right gf pls

She's Worst Pony for a reason, user.

Hey, what's it like being retarded?

Egoist

>getting the closest to real gf personality
guess god hates me

Rolling

rolling

Pls no progressive
Roll

rollin

Give me a good one. I'm trusting you, Bateman.

roll

roller

I knew I could trust you, Bateman.

>tfw no alt-right conservative option
Rollin' for conservative.

trap gf BOIS we made it

I really like the egoist...

Pic related
Probably going to get one that's heretical/terrible

...

Roll boy

Doesn't it feel good to get what you want?

Kys nerd

roll

Raul

glep

Rolling for the trap

K