So my wife's mother has moved into my home...

So my wife's mother has moved into my home. My wife's father left her a long time ago and she is in her 50s right now and I think she might be coming onto me. She always sits next to me on the couch and touches my legs with her legs and always gives me "the look"

What the fuck do I do, my wife has a job eight hours a day and I work from home so this is becoming unbearable

Would I lose my status as an alt righter if i did something like this

BTW, we don't have kids

sleeping with any relative of your wife is supreme degeneracy. Punishable by death.

Try and get her into online dating or something. The risk isn't worth the reward my dude.

Nanny Cam that shit and show your wife. Let her deal with mommies antics. If it keeps up kick em both out.

he;s a filthy leftist so moral norms don't apply to him.

Who is that cummy mummy

trick your wife into proposing a threeway

Fuck the status of an alt-righter.

Imagine, your wife works 12 hours a day in some medieval shithole, you just came back from a crusade. Your entire life has been longing for your wife, maybe children if you didn't have any, and after years of watching your brethren get slaughtered on the battlefields against the pig-disgusting Moslems you're finally in the position to enjoy some quality time with your waifu, you can finally sit in the peace of Mass with her, witnessing the divinity of the world through Christ . . .

. . . and some Harlot is going to get in the way of your life, be it her mother, some slut, or an earthly queen?

Have kids what the fuck are you waiting for. Free childcare is awaiting you. Dumbass.

Help your wife find a new daddy.