I'm Barack Obama. Ask me anything

Hello, Sup Forums.

You've had quite the affect on the world this past year.

I wanted to stop by and say hi.

I will answer five questions.

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fuck off retard, sage

What's it like being a nigger?

How big is Michael's dick?

are u really a muslim ?

nigger?

WHO ARE THE GLOBALISTS?! WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASK?!

yes.

Thanks for the AMA, everyone.

Take care.

Obama signing off.

typical nigger response

fucking terrible thread

Truly epic thread! Haha please make another one!

What's going on in this thread?

what's it like to be the first niggerfaggot to start a racewar?

where are you hiding ?

where are you hiding ?

where are you hiding ?

where are you hiding ?

where are you hiding ?

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Sup Forums is so fucking gay. idkyi cum here

what is that shit you guys put in your hair that makes it gross and smells bad?

Because you are fucking gay?

we don't like your kind round here begone

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So wuz up having an exact match on the Birth certificate from a woman named Johanna Ahnee?
If two different forensic labs proved this, can we just ignore any police investigations as citizens now? Cops are stupid right? Forensics dont mean shit?

why did you rape everyone? kill yourself nigger

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If you had a son. What would he look like?

Is Michelle, you know, a male (woman)?

I genuinely miss you. You were a great man, and even though you and I have gone through changing times during your two terms of presidency, I would off myself if you could become president for a 3rd term.

Effect, you illiterate nigger

Which rapper gets your weed for you?

Sage this larp shit

Are you secretly /ourgoy/?

>affect
Nicely trolled, good format. 6/10, stale material.

Hey everyone. I'm back.

Ready to take more questions.

I'll take 3.

Who usually does the dick sucking, you or Michael?

>I will answer five questions.
which celebrity has the best weed? Bill Clinton keeps telling me it's Michael Bolton but what the fuck does he know that asshole loves coke and not even the good pfizer shit the CIA guys use

Do you and Michelle play sword fights in the bath ?.
Who has a bigger cock ?.

>"hurr nigger"
>"hurr dik"
why are you faggots so witless and unoriginal. this is the problem with Sup Forums hivemind

Post date stamp or gtfo

are reindeers racist ?

Fuck off OP.
FUCK YOU NIGGER COCK MUZZIE

Why did you really want to be president?

Were you put into power or did you claw your way there? Explain how.

Are traps gay?

>I'm Barack Obama. Ask me anything.
What is your favored brand of bananas?

Also, if youre the real barack, tell me what the problem is that you have with flying when you started flying over the country for campaigning. I did a paper on obama for school a long time ago so not everyone would know this...

I have never laugh so much until now, this thread summarized what americans are like.

Tell us about the ayy lmaos. Why do they want kids? Tell us, tell us.

Who controls north Korea?

GOD CONTROLS EVERYTHING.

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>Kek

Why is Sup Forums so full of shit?

This OP pretends A LOT. Nigger said he was Julian Assange twice