Bring it down

So toothpaste user in the /biz thread on bitcoin came up with a good idea.

>Just have 1 user apply for a job at the welfare centers of all 50 USA states. They plug in a USB with WANNACRY malware on it that bricks all welfare databases on a given date. Most welfare sponges live month to month so will immediately riot. Trump declares martial law. This chaos spreads to Europe: Revolution starts.

Can we discuss this further? Who can create this malware? What else should be planned? Who is willing to volunteer for this plan? We need to anonymously organize this and meme it to reality boys.

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Probably some removable media policy that prevents them from doing such a thing, sorry bro :(

Elaborate.

LOL he did it
BUMP!
If you need some help from the Netherlands. let me know

> Implying that there aren't backup copies of those lists.

keep tab open on auto refresh. Will want you in here as well.

DELETE THIS FUCKING POST GOY

okay. where are they? How secure? How many? These are things that ned to be discussed and I know fuck all nothing.

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In domain computer enviroment there are group policies to prevent read write access to certain groups in the company - so unless you are a sr sysadmin, you are probably not going to have such a capability in that type of environment

>removable media policy
This plan WILL work.

A virus called STUXNET was used by the USA and Israel and succesfully destroyed 50% of Iranian nuclear centrifuges after 1 employee plugged in a USB with the virus on it.

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/8040656/Stuxnet-virus-attack-on-Iranian-nuclear-programme-the-first-strike-by-computer.html

It can be done. Not even an advanced country with top notch security was able to stop it. Your local government welfare shithole should be easy.

Doesn't getting a job in a welfare office require some sort of social work degree?

How does one user work a job in 50 different states at the same time?
Alright how do you manufacture the virus then?

is there a way to circumvent this? Do you know of ny ways of getting into sysadmin?does stutnet still exist and could it be reprogrammed to help with this plan?min of 50 separate anons
no doubt there are converted lefties w/ social work degrees here.

This is dumb.... *yawn* yeah dumb, I’m feeling sleepy, let’s all go to sleep

>you are probably not going to have such a capability in that type of environment
THIS IS TRUE!
HOWEVER!!!!!

You can use a physical keylogger:
1: become janitor @ welfare center
2: clean offices
3: @ office of senior official plug keylogger into keyboard
4: you come back day later and read the passwords used off
5: YOU NOW HAVE ACCESS WITH SENIOR PASSWORDS

Sure, there is always a way, but just having random anons upload a virus via USB is probably never going to work

>Do you know of ny ways of getting into sysadmin?
YOU GOT IT!

here is access to sysadmin.

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Ok so how do we organize a minimum of 50 different anons anonymously on this public mongolian smoke signal forum without the juice knowing?

>HURRRrrrrr this sounds like work
>how does this plan end with me drunk, high and covered in cheetos?
Only autists need apply.

Whatever man, just saying its not as easy as you guys make it out to be - just get hired and plug in a usb lol

Tox, obviously.

We just need a way to prove that we're just spergs and not alphabet soup.

hmm. this is n issue. not certain. I don't understand. wht tox?

>without the juice knowing
It has to happen within a friend group I guess
I agree that its probably not smart to literally coordinate this shit here like a bunch of glow-in-the-dark niggers

Are there any Americans here with this kind of friend group? maybe a NatSoc group thats NOT larping but is actually willing to do the field work?

This reminds me of that movie Independence Day where the last hope of humanity involves a couple guys infecting the systems of the Welfarians to save the planet.

Someone paid attention in social engineering
>+10 good boy points gryffindor

It would have to be a really large friend group that doesn't accept new members down the line to filter out CIA niggers. Also every member (minimum of 50) would have to be completely loyal as one spy could fuck over the whole operation.
>non jew directors were giving us hidden hints on how to take down the system
wewlad

>wht tox?

wht google?

any lowkey national orgs of spergs?did google. am retard. pic related

Ok Americans.

9/11 was literally an inside job.
The israelis deliberately attacked the USS liberty
Your central bank is a jew money creation scam

I have spilt out to the detail how it must be done.
If you dont execute this plan I CALL YOU COWARDS!
If you dont execute this plan I never want to hear you LARP about muh 2nd amendment ever again.

HELP, MY PORN STASH IS LOCKED

Do we really need 50 anons taking down EVERY state's welfare? What about just the big targets (commiefornia, illinois, texas, the southern states, jew york ect).

>non jew directors were giving us hidden hints on how to take down the system
LOL! Its up to you now Americans.
It has to start with you because...were under your political and cultural influence sphere. It will spread to Europe!

I don't think you realize just how much of a clusterfuck needs to be generated to successfully overturn the power of the current system. You would need every bit of force you can muster.
Goes for you too, why would you in this VERY THEORETICAL situation not need to contribute also?

How funny would it be if a group of Anons pulled it off and they put into the WANNACRY textbox:

"Your database is blocked, please transfer 6 million shekels to our account"

I just want raunchy pics of my mother back

Good point. Fewer targets, but very iimportant ones. Rural retards are w/e but high pop states are a must. Top targets would be cali, ny, fl, illnios, penn. focus faggots.

>What about just the big targets
BINGO! We can exclude the rural, white states.
Could you make a list of states with large % of lets face it: black and hispanic people on welfare?

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>You would need every bit of force you can muster.
We. We need every bit of force we can muster. There needs to be a process to filter out CIA niggers for anons wanting to join in this game.
Sup Forums won the presidential election. Creating legends is our game.
>This chaos spreads to Europe: Revolution starts.
So anons in Europe should do this with welfare centers in Europe too. MAKE THE RAPEFUGEES RIOT. MODERN DAY HOLOHOAX WITH MUSLIMS. MUSLIM COUNTRIES TRY TO PROTECT THEIR SCUM AND START WW3. THE WORLD IS RID OF ISLAM FOREVER.

go big or go home

stay away from my autism bux

>You would need every bit of force you can muster.
All it needs is a little push: humans are only 12 meals away from anarchy (the cannibalism kind).
>why would you in this VERY THEORETICAL situation not need to contribute also?
Im here. If I can contribute I will. but it does need to start in the US. Once we have martial law there /the patriots/ in the army will overthrow the federal reserve: the source of power of (((them))).

Okay but the issue we need to address as well is whho is going to write this malware? How can we know that it is wellmade?

Even if this plan does not trigger martial law and the end of jewish dominion over the USA. It will be the biggest FU to leftist scum ever!

Why are Jewish males generally always physically unattractive? It's a basic observation.

should i post in /g?

I will! There is, now that I think of it, no reason why we couldnt do the same in Europe.
maybe trigger it on the same date too.

Its actually easier here because its centralized on the federal level instead at the state level in the US.

LOL!
Come on, we need your autism power i this OP.
We will build a world where autists get an automatic 5000$ every month as they DESERVE!

Every one of you are participating in conspiracy to generate a terror attack on legal infrastructure of the United States and the world at large.
I ask all readers to help me report this thread to Homeland Security or your Nations equivalent.
I am sad to say that if I report, we will be shut down. If we don't report, we will be droned like that American Muslim Obama killed if we can't be safely arrested by federal officers because this is a call to terrorism.

Fuck that.

will give you gif worthy gf too.

It should be triggered on the same date to ensure maximum upheaval at once. If every westerner realizes how much these leeches hate us on the inside they'll become autists like us.
This site is pure satire. Were just dicking around calm down.

The funny thing is the software is already available for free. We just need 1 user with slightly advanced programming skill to put this thing together. Anons can then download the software and put it on a USB stick.

So mr.robot season 1, but with the welfare system instead of the banks?

... it could actually work.

Tell that to that dude in prison for his comet ping pong incident with a rifle.

>What did he mean by this?
Start a thread, user. Apparently were making the software to put on the USB sticks now.

Lets do it! Post the thread link here.
Once we have conformed software we can start recruiting Anons IRL. Only IRL.

>implying he doesnt have an IMDB page

We need Sup Forums and /tech/ or /prog/ or whatever the text only board is to help.

That fucking dipshit actually shot up a place. Were just talking in hypotheticals you spazy nerd this place is pure satire the first amendment hasn't been banned.
How do you tell people of the synchronized dates if you cant tell them online?

LOL HE FELL FOR THE PRANK!!!
WE FOOLED YOU XDDDDD OMG LOL :^)

Post the Sup Forums link, where we can continue our excercise in prime quality satire.

holy fuck. it was already a meme. didn't even consider user.
So basically I should go to /g and ask there.
old fashioned? cypto w/ key? dropsites?

bumpp

I just wanted to take a moment to say its been nice talking satire with you guys about saving western civilization. Were hypothetically saving everybody.

>How do you tell people of the synchronized dates
date is pre programmed by our resident user programmer of course.

lol, you guys are funny this could never work
why would you even try this

here it is boys.

We're crashing this welfare with no survivors.

Yeah, it was fun LARPing.
We need to continue this offline with close friends. Nothing is more fun than having fun private discussions with friends you can trust.

Wanna discuss this further user. Come by the next couple of days. ctlr f bring it down.

>commie
>d-dont take my welfare guys
The only difference between you and autism-bux user is you wont be around.

well you can always just say fuck the cloak and dagger bullshit and just do a B&E at the welfare office. break into the facility managers office and load the virus directly on their personal computer. pretty sure thats a felony tho. come to think of it this post is probably some flavor of conspiracy to commit

I fucking made a /g thread, you cunts

REEE

/g's being uncoroporative

Oh don't worry I browse Sup Forums every day you'll see me around ;)

no you dont, largely because OP is a fucking idiot. the relevent data isnt stored locally at the welfare offices anyway. if you want to do real damage you need to figure out where the server farm is

How do we continue our satire in private?
maybe a discord? The point is to not have JIDF Anons literally reporting the thread because they dont get the joke.

Fucking americans so retarded

Dont post anymore.

>need to figure out where the server farm is
help us. I being of the oral hygience persuasion do not know the US system. Purely hypothetical of course.

The NSA see everything everybody does online anyways. Guys nobody is getting the joke we should stop posting before were charged with a conspiracy.

"Erasmus" is ctrlF codeword

Great idea
Cut the Niggers welfare check or get Indian/Pakistani malware developers sent to guantanomo bay for waterboarding.

Mmm, yep, I'm suddenly feeling very sleepy, too sleepy to conspire.
Let's just go to bed guys and call it a night.

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user I am sleepy. Goodnight.Probably a good idea user.
don't wanna go to jail for making a joke. ws interesting though.

Just get a job at the welfare office open a email with the virus on it no USB required.