PYONGYANG —Kim Jong Un is concerned that his long-standing plan to destroy the United States has been made totally irrelevant by the Republican tax bill moving through the Senate, a source close to the North Korean dictator said on Friday.
The source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said that Kim fears that his scheme to turn the United States into an uninhabitable hellhole has been to a large extent upstaged by a similar proposal from congressional Republicans.
“You have to understand, destroying America is something that Kim and his family have been plotting for decades,” the source said. “To see the Republicans swoop in at the last second and basically steal that idea—it’s got to hurt.”
According to the source, Kim has been watching C-span non-stop, praying that the Republicans’ plan to end life as Americans know it might come undone at the last moment, but he is “not getting his hopes up.”
“After having such a wonderful missile test, he should be on top of the world this week,” the source said. “Instead, he’s afraid that all his hard work has been for nothing. He now understands why so many Americans despise the Republicans.”
Still about an hour/90 minutes or so until it’s brought to the floor for the final vote at the earliest
Kevin Gonzalez
does every asshole senator have an amendment
Alexander Rivera
Why do they keep trying this shit?
Elijah Ortiz
Continuing real awoo hours! Look into operational lag. Its an economic term regarding the time it takes between fiscal action and the time it affects output. Right now this is administration lag.
Lucas Long
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Gavin Russell
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Jacob Reyes
FUCK THIS TAX BILL IT ONLY LOWERS TAXES FOR THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS
Aaron James
Well Manchin is done for next election
Andrew Morris
Why do people hate this tax cut so much?
Jayden Brown
It only lowers your taxes if you're wealthy. All us regular folks are going to get hosed. This isn't a left vs. right thing morons!
Nathan Lopez
Do we know how many amendments are left?
Brandon Taylor
Well I was just off fapping to lewd awoos on Pixiv.
Jason Gomez
>SALT repealed Red state, here I come t. NY Republican
Julian Miller
THAT'S RIGHT! WE MUST RESIST! THIS IS WHAT THE 2ND AMENDMENT IS FOR!
-t. reddit
Jaxon Lopez
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Connor Hall
i wouldn't have it any other way, chinese russiabro
Nolan Nguyen
If they run the bozo from 2012 Manchin will win. If they run someone competent, yeah, he's likely done.
James Cruz
OUT OF DONBASS NOW!
Nicholas Richardson
Bring it in no homo tho
Anthony Jackson
>day before tax vote NYT drops all cover and just straight up lobbies against the bill >day of Mueller indicts Flynn for a nothingburger and media misleads trying to crash the markets and derail tax bill >gonna pass anyway
They're getting really fucking desperate guys.
Owen Bailey
Daily reminder - if you aren't a fan of at least 10 John Wayne movies, fuck your faggot ass off from /ptg/
Aiden Long
The ghost of Bobby Byrd will remove Joe Manchin Trust me.
Lincoln White
get a job nerd
Gabriel Campbell
It will be for FY2018.
Carter Gray
whats the current vote for
Hudson Gonzalez
BUT I HAVE INFO ABOUT HILLARY AND PIZZAGATE
Anthony Nelson
>I'm wealthy Learn something new every day.
Cameron Jones
Does it repeal the individual mandate? Or is that sacred?
Elijah Carter
This is what I'm worried about. All the liberals fleeing and shitting up the red states like they did Colorado
please don't bully me hope. please don't. no. no don't smack me please don't no don't tie me. no i will do anything Hope please. Please I will do anything for you.
Nathaniel Sanchez
How much will this fuck blue states? Will California and New York be seriously screwed? Please say yes
Elijah Edwards
how hard i smash your moms puss 2morro
Oliver Torres
go to some church in some majority white state
Wyatt Scott
Good election night salt video if you need something to watch. youtu.be/Qg_fy6naDb4
Brandon Jackson
W E W E W user you just reminded me of this gem, haven't listened to this since college. >youtube.com/watch?v=NAXz2z4giws Happy weekend, /ptg/
Ethan Cook
Joe Mangina (D-WV) proposed another back-to-committee poison pill, marking the SIXTH TIME the Demoshits have done that tonight.
Kayden Myers
If the Republicans power through this, the entire Marxist establishment is fucked.
If everything goes as expected, that is exactly what will happen.
Nathan Ross
>All us regular folks are going to get hosed.
the best part about this debate has been watching people with a few properties and incomes of $250k+ a year claim to be middle class
Lucas Jenkins
>38 - 60 now Kek
Easton Carter
Better settle in then
Carter Howard
Forever more, user.
Benjamin Brown
Pass the salt, please
Cameron Johnson
wtf i love guns now
how do i get the shoulder thing that goes up
Eli Anderson
Well if Trump campaign for that bozo with the help of Jim Justice then he is super dead.
Isaac Allen
One theory is that it'll cause a property crash as blue staters go galt, but I seriously doubt that.
Luis Morris
Individual mandate is gone.
Samuel Collins
Senate bill repeals it. Expected to be repealed in the reconciliation bill.
Christopher Evans
I'm honestly surprised that all the amendments were not back-to-committee pills
Nolan Bell
nice
fuck em and good thing the nays have it
Oliver Robinson
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Levi Carter
Individual mandate is repealed.
Kayden Russell
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Adam Campbell
I need sleep. nn everyone.
Tyler Reyes
I laughed. have another hope. I wonder what hope is doing right now.
Charles Thomas
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU FAGGOT DEMOCRATS
Jackson Wright
I promise I'll vote Republican. I actually applied to work for Border Patrol recently and I'm taking the entrance exam this week. So I may very well end up somewhere like Texas or Arizona, where they desperately need all the able-bodied white men that they can get to help hold back the Mestizo tide
Josiah Wilson
What fucked Colorado was weed, not libs fleeing, weed was the reason they fled in the first place. Get rid of weed and you get rid of degenerates or let them smoking that shit hidden and behaving like criminals, as it should be.
Austin Russell
thoughts on 2020?
Aiden Lopez
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Zachary Peterson
Fuck are the Dems going to propose 40 amendments?
Elijah Phillips
What's this corporate tax rate amendment?
Leo Allen
I'm confused, thought this was supposed to pass? This is the bill right?
Isaac Carter
Sleep tight
Gabriel Green
If I got an Awoo gf would that count as bestiality or would it be a pure relationship.
Grayson Davis
How does this effect me cashing out bitcoins?
Ethan Flores
What is a motion to commit?
Nathan Harris
>1am ET >the old crusties are starting to need a diaper change
Noah Jenkins
yes
Dylan Rodriguez
>muh pristine eco system
Adrian Brown
Dems keep introducing amendments to stall the real vote.
Logan Murphy
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Nathan Rogers
Who's this loud moth cunt???
Dylan Rivera
>They're getting really fucking desperate guys. Because they know they cant undo this. If they somehow get into power and vote to raise taxes the economy will instantly tank and they will be considered responsible. Once taxes have been lowered you cant raise them back up. And without higher taxes how can the dems promise their monkies free shit for votes?
Xavier Ross
they are going to propose 48 actually
Kayden Walker
I have an 8 1/2 inch (bone pressed) dick with 5 1/2 inch girth.
I'm a chef at Wendy's and I clear 25 grand a year.
Tell it to me straight. Is this tax bill gonna fuck me?
Parker Campbell
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Easton Morgan
I think we will get all of Maine and Minnesota this time.
Tyler King
AWOOOOOOOOO
Blake Foster
>muh environmentalisms
yawn.
Julian Wright
Female politicians were a mistake
Josiah Long
It will be all the states Trump won last year plus New Hampshire and Minnesota. Maybe Virginia or Nevada. Colorado if he legalizes DUDE WEED LMAO.
