Liberals can't read cursive and think it's some kind of GOP scheme

>Liberals can't read cursive and think it's some kind of GOP scheme

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That's a doctor handwriting near the end

Its a global conspiracy! These motherfuckers rule the world!

This is a joke right? Can they honestly not read it?

It's not even cursive, you dumb fuck.

Does he not have an assistant?

You need a glosologist for this job.

>miss half the written comment when you scan it
>OMG WHY CAN'T I READ THIS

are americans this dumb?

this kills the liberal

to be fair that is very traditional cursive
most people learn a more modern, less "sharp" version

I always thought German cursive looked super cool. Normies can't read the shit either, cause so many letters look the same.

That's Kurrent bro. Know your shit!

that's russian, faggot

duh
but it's similar to the shit written on that document because it's also old as shit

no it's not, it's the old prussian script

Rand?

Is that suttern? My grandmother wrote that way. RIP in peace Oma

doesn't matter what it is

Eloquent handwriting will save western civilisation

I could read up to (d) then it's some incomprehensible fuckery

It is a mixture of print and cursive.
>pic clearly shows cursive and that it is legible.

yeah it's sütterlin

Yeah, I just read the few first lines. My mistake. Still, you got to be retarded to be bothered with cursive hand writing.

It becomes cursive at the 12th line.

that would sell like hotcakes at a gift card shop

this can't be real

>It is a mixture of print and cursive.

The last paragraphs was written by different person

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's like a secret fucking code to the idiots of this generation> HAHAHAHAHA. I'm writing cursive from now on.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You're under 30 and retarded. Guaranteed.

That is supposed to somehow make the cursive not cursive?

I meant by, not with, you can tell because I use the passive form. But whatever, Justin.

Two different people wrote the annotation, grammars are not similar.

This chucklefuck had an absolutely autistic fit over this on the Senate floor last night. Completely humiliated himself, his state and his constituents by proving himself an illiterate dotard. The script is clearly legible as all have shown

shit

why didn't we think of this before

write everything in cursive!

>It's not even cursive, you dumb fuck.

>Completely humiliated himself, his state and his constituents by proving himself an illiterate dotard.

If you think people like the idea of 500+ page bills getting passed without time for their reps to read it, parse it, then you have completely missed the situation that led to getting Trump elected in the first place.

These (((tricks))) have got to stop.

It's worked before.

>tfw this idiot is my senator
Can't wait for the SALT repeal tbqh

Justin the potato is as stupid as the rest of the liberals.

if only this could be done in Sup Forums

So I was right. You're under 30 and retarded. Got it.

The bills have been around for months to read

Mais ferme ta gueule, le canuck.

LOLOLOL You know you've won an argument, when the retort is an attack. sad sack shit fuck.

one day you'll understand this world, or not. Either way, you've got nothing.

>argument

The 500 page document has been in circulation for a long time. All they had to do was have read that in a timely manner and then read the amendments. That's literally their job.

>handwriting looks like sloppy shit
>won't take it because they can't read it
>conspiracy
You can't make this shit up

The handwriting is from the GOP bill and the GOP controlled floor is who won't let him enter it into the record.

Tbh cursive is outdated af, the only reason some one would write it in to legal documents is because they’re being sneaky and trying to get away with something

Cursive is the white man’s dogwhistle of racism
>Cuz we can’t read it n’ sheeitt

I can haz senatorship now?

ADD:
(a)adjustments
attributable
to conversion
from S corporation
to C copration --
Section 481 is
amended by
adding at the end
the following new
subsection:
(d) Adjutments
attributable to
conversion from
S corporation to
C corporation
(i) In General --
in the case of
an eleigible
terminated S
corporation,
any increase
in tax under
this chapter
by reason of an
adjustment required
by subsection (a)(2),
and which is
attributable to such
corporation's revocation
described in paragraph
(2)(A)(ii), shall be taken
into account ratably
during the 6-taxable year
period beginning with the
year of change

do you have palsy?

Quick! I need the Blessed Trayvon meme!

It's called cursive. You'd think people who use cyrillic, some kind of proto-alphabet, would understand that more advanced humans use more advanced language.

In Ivan's defense nigger, that is some slop ass, barely legible shit. Many such cases!

Niggers can't read cursive.

lol what is that Sanskrit?

Either your hands shake real bad or you haven't used a pen in a long time.

I can read it. Cursive must be too difficult for leftys to understand. Fucking geniuses

That's not cursive, at least the 2nd half of it is doctor writing.

After monkeying around with the Suetterlin generator on a website I now understand why Trump's signature looks the way it does.

alright faggots, if you can read it so well then translate it from (d) onwards

Its easy to read at first than you can tell they got rushed and squished everything down to ensure it all fit. I'm unsure why they just didn't write it at the big empty space at the bottom.

Full text line by line as in picture. Upgrade thyself from negro status, faggot

ADD:
(a)adjustments
attributable
to conversion
from S corporation
to C copration --
Section 481 is
amended by
adding at the end
the following new
subsection:
(d) Adjustments
attributable to
conversion from
S corporation to
C corporation
(i) In General --
in the case of
an eligible
terminated S
corporation,
any increase
in tax under
this chapter
by reason of an
adjustment required
by subsection (a)(2),
and which is
attributable to such
corporation's revocation
described in paragraph
(2)(A)(ii), shall be taken
into account ratably
during the 6-taxable year
period beginning with the
year of change

is that german? it looks like cursive Cyrillic desu

Haven’t written cursive in forever so it’s a shaky AF. My kids don’t even learn cursive in school now.

>Skipped cursive class as a kid
>Now the signature on my driver's licence look like the work of a retarded toddler
>Doesn't matter since my generation consists of brainlets that are in the same boat

You can tell that whomever wrote it was speeding up their writing pace compared to the beginning.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sütterlin

>when the bill isnt written in crayon

Thank you Sen. Burger

Yep, sorry about that. I just tried writing something in cursive and it looks fucking awful. I don't think anyone but myself could read it.

You're missing the point of formatting requirements. I suppose you don't read very much

>2017
>Could not type this out and print it out in minutes

Seriously?
They don't allow laptop in the voting chamber or something?

it keeps jumping all over the place.

some words are in full cursive with all letters connected.
some words are in cursive lettering but not at all connected.
some words have half cursive lettering and half regular lettering.
some are the same as above but also have of the letters are connected while some are not.

the top half is readable I just can't blow through it in 2 seconds because my brain is having to reorient for each word.
the bottom half is pretty deep into chicken scratch territory.


it's like i'm watching someone descend into madness as their writing becomes more and more frantic.

Ha no worries. I initially thought the same. What makes matters worse is I type most things now, can type really quick but can’t write cursive much anymore.

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I should write something using calligraphy, that would blow their fucking heads off.

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>it's printed right fucking next to it
>"HURR IT'S A CONSPIRACY"
These faggots are just screaming "I went to public school in the city"

Of course you faggot, some of us here aren't niggers or spics.

Who the fuck said that?

Nobody huh?
THE FAIRY FUCKING GRANDMOTHER SAID IT?!

I think establishment GOP's are figuring out how to Trump. This is pretty awwwweeesssommme!

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I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE!

pol in cursive for training

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WAS IT YOU, YOU SCROUNGE LITTLE FUCK?

I can easily read this but can't read

Checked
Also, I can read every bit of it

Why the fuck does it get unintelligible halfway? You'd think that they know not only the writer needs to understand what's written.

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMB NUTS, DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY LOVE YOU ENOUGH AS A CHILD?

>Hurry Rand, scribble some more on there!
>Those stupid Democrats can't read cursive, let alone a Doctor's handwriting!

The 18-21 crowd is retarded.

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Who cares if the Democrats can't read it. They are voting No anyway.

Lol what the fuck? What was it bad handwriting or what?

quads checked for yazCfu9y's sister getting fucked