Watching a beach episode in winter

>watching a beach episode in winter

Just imagine you're in Straya

But it's summer.

>watching a winter episode in beach

>actually enjoying cooking alive under the largest UV source within a 4 light year radius

Bitch please winter is where its at

>watching a beach episode in Summer and being reminded that you could be doing all the things they're doing but instead you sit at home and watch anime

It's summer in the best hemisphere

>best hemisphere
>half of South America, half of Africa, Straya and fucking antarctica maybe
All the fun stuff is in the north.

>Living in the Poorthern hemisphere
Kek

I don't really like the beach. Your choices are to either sit around irritating your skin for hours or go for a swim in the world's largest and oldest toilet.

>beach episode
>male characters take off their shirt
>actual, well defined chest and abs
>shoulders look good, arms aren't limp noodles
>even though these characters do nothing but laze around all day eating junk food

You can do the watermelon thing.

>Average girl changes into her bikini
>Suddenly her tits gain 2 cup sizes.

>Getting sand in your watermelon

>not liking your watermelon crunchy
What are you, some kind of a pussy?

>Christmas episode
>it's the middle of summer

>watching christmas episodes in summer

You don't know my pain user.

Actually not that hard to believe, there are some crazy bikini tops out there. If you ever get a chance to look at them, grab the cups and feel how this the foam is. Some of them have like 2'' of foam in just the right spot so that even A cups can look like Cs.

Padding in a bikini is too much, it's just unfair.

Maybe they hit the gym for an hour offscreen.

Summer is only good if you can winterize your house and bundle up. I really wish I lived in a cold climate.

>girls can buy bikini with padding
>no pants padding for dicklets

What? You don't jam a rolled up sock in your shorts? I thought everybody did that.

Wouldn't the sock just drift away when you enter in the water?

>insufferable heat vs bone chilling cold
Summer and winter can both go suck a fat one
Spring is the best season
>perfect temperature
>nature coming back to life
>ideal balance between day and nighttime
Can't prove me wrong

allergy season brah. truly autumn is the best choice.

my nigga

sorry for your loss, but I can't relate
So spring is still the real og

Pool>Beach
Going to the beach is a meme. Sands gets everywhere, water is literally shit and full of creepy underwater creatures and then you get all itchy until yo come back home and shower.

You get the waves though, and no chlorine in the water. And sand is great to lay on, dig in, walk on or play volleyball on. Not to mention the view is usually better.

>you get all itchy until yo come back home and shower.
What kind of shit beaches don't have showers there? Unless you go somewhere isolated

Also there's a strong chance of changing room scenes in pool episodes so that's another solid point

>watching a pool episode in the zombie apocalypse

Your fault for watching a filler episode with a shitty filler dog character instead of reading the manga which did the high school arc perfectly.

>having allergies

kek weak faggots

>it's winter where he lives
Having a laff at you rn

>implying I didn't read the manga and wasn't triggering you

Man, the depth of that pool changes a lot over those few images.

>beach episode airs in winter
>characters point it out as such

>it's a doing fun things with friends no matter the season episode
>tfw no friends

What is hay fever?

>it's an anime predominantly about human relationships
n-no thank you

Umi da!

Maybe if you are retarded.

>watching an anime set in japan while you live elsewhere

Kiznaiver came to mind.
It was shit.

You can go there whenever you want.

>watching a christmas episode on christmas

>beach episode
>it is integral to the plot later in the series for no reason other than to break the norms of filler

...

You get UV A any time of the year, but you can't get UV B (read: Vitamin D) during winter.

>faggot episode
>old man posts

> tfw can't stand beach episodes
they all feel the fucking same, i just don't enjoy them at all