ROLL CALL! WHO JUST GOT ARRESTED?
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS JUST GOT ARRESTED?
Me.
I can confirm that I am not incarcerated. Anyone else?
More likely /x/ than Sup Forums
>Conspiracy nut 666 reporting.
It wasn't me sir. Sounds like another "Jeremy Christian" type deep state provocateur, as per usual.
you got me
TURNING
>lizard people
THEY'RE HERE
I AM incarcerated, unfortunately. Thanks for asking.
...Actually, wait. My mistake, no I'm not incarcerated. How about you guys?
best timeline
I know.
Blacked.com Aussie poster reporting in
/x/ is too poorfag to have guns.
>Get drunk
>Run around outside with a rifle screaming about lizard people
>get arrested and baker acted
Definitely Sup Forums
THE
>mfw he probably saw that thread last night
What thread
Sam Hyde finally arrested?
WHAT THREAD
link to thread?
WHAT THREAD NIGGER
Lizard people isn't a Sup Forums meme.
Geez calm down
We lost another one. Sad.
Something about someones friend being a ‘mason and Antarctica and game of thrones , walking dead zombies all comeing to fuck us out of Noah’s ark that just thawed out and some 30 ft lizard man at the helm
FRICKIN
NWF operator and commie hater here no unusual activities to report at this time.
>Thread is from friday evening
>Man arrested late friday evening.
OH SHIT NIGGAH.
i'm here thanks for asking
Nothing to worry about
You see, just paranoid user
He should just say it wasn't him
There are no such things as lizard people
David Ike here.
Sorry about that, I was just Larping for sheckles
>There are no such things as lizard people
>signed, someone who has never seen Michael Chertoff
LISTEN TO THAT MAN!
HE KNOWS!
RESCUE YOUR ALIEN FROM THE AREA 52!
Wrong board.
We have one that can see.
> gets shot 12x in the face
> survives
It's not like bullets do anything to them anyway
FROGS
Similar to ancient depictions of reptilian visitors. Strange case indeed.
>Obviously crazy person, incarcerate, incarcerate! Nothing happening, carry on, citizens.
glorious madman
HOMOSEXUAL
I have never been arrested in my life.
Anyone else?
you better believe in lizard people
...
Has Alex Jones uploaded recently? Because...
What if he was right though?
I mean, how do you refute this?
youtube.com
Surprisingly it's not that difficult of an accomplishment.
Wasn't me
I would say Reptilians not Lizard People
user is probably from /x
Oddly enough yesterday I had a dream about our planet being invaded by some aliens or robots or whatever and they demolished all churches but made a hologram of them so not to lose cultural value.
Didn't see any aliens but it felt like it happened plus there was some gestapo like police guys I was talking to.
A day before my mother complained about dreaming of little green cannibal aliens wanting to eat humanity or something
Is this psyops subliminal propaganda we're getting bombarded this Christmas? Bluebeam incoming?
I should note nobody in my family or me are tinfoils or into crap like that
I dindu nuffin
Alien shape shifting eyes?
HAHAHA
probably got shot with a 9mm
camera malfunction/image fuck up
It happens.
same tho I'm young so it doesn't matter much
Kek is real.
what in the ever living fuck is this shit
>9mmeme
It was a .45
It was me. Rusty Shackleford.
can you imagine the animals in a world where this is the superior being
...
It would be humbling and hilarious to find out that humanity is ruled by amphibious muppets
Checked it was a 45, and I would assume Kyle was familiar with shooting. He was a former Marine.
WHERES THE BRED
it would be humbling to know that we are their animals
You will be. Just give it a little time. Be patient.
At least it wasn't the non binary amphibian people. They freak me out. I hear they eat infant bug men and like playing blackjack on mcdonalds and KFC.
Did the cops catch the fucking lizard people?
Why did he get arrested and not them?
bong leader reporting in
Has to be one of those CBTS fuckers!
Kekd and checked.
Called the Jurassic Period
Ah, the days when Sup Forums took lizard people seriously. Those where the days.