Kraut/pol & AfD General - Hundekrawatte Edition

Jamaica coalition is kill.
FDP won't do the Jamaica Jive.
Grüne & CSU almost french kissing each other.
SPD now getting ready for big coalition
Presicuck Steinmeier inviting usual suspects for anudda 4 year big coalition of doom

>News
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article171194142/AfD-Gegner-marschieren-auf-Polizei-setzt-Wasserwerfer-ein.html
pnn.de/potsdam/1238949/
spiegel.de/wirtschaft/unternehmen/siemens-goerlitz-deutschland-und-der-weltkonzern-a-1181298.html

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag
streamable.com/bv0n4
>fake Höckecaust memorial trolled
youtube.com/watch?v=qktW2-h3kNM
streamable.com/fhapv
streamable.com/zc5xu
streamable.com/n7iqe
streamable.com/07gka

>AfD speeches in Bundestag
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=9Ve6Jnm2UTY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg
youtube.com/watch?v=z_8UP7H7fY8

>Einzelfallmap:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US&ll=49.59415871264955,15.439837295117286&z=6

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w [
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw
youtube.com/watch?v=K-QQ1-52jCA

>Kraut/pol/ OP dump
pastebin.com/twpCkZG3

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ
youtube.com/watch?v=7Qy9iCuclR0

>old thread

Other urls found in this thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=ko8Oz7KjCQk
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=Qww_lVu2MdI
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benutzer:Ulitz
youtube.com/watch?v=uXj8FM7lTrw
youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1k0KwoJLk
youtube.com/watch?v=zwJPcRtbzDk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

DAILY REMINDER:

Merkel is probably braindead and being used by background forces

youtube.com/watch?v=l2pO6PFYnL4

But its rightful German clay

Erter Post für Daddy Höcke.

Either an idiot or portraying an idiot, she's still being voted in by your people.

The only thing that modern EU looks like is USSR in 1985. Everything is good in tv news but everyone understand that something is going wrong.
Ucrainian and Libian crisises were big mistakes of EU. Sanctions refuges and so on

But I hope Angela will make a new coalition

Well even if, I just want a peaceful state, where Germans can live without sandniggerfuckery.
I also am not too keen on another war.
Yes, the WWs endingd wer unfair towards Germany, tough luck, we have to live with it, there might be a voluntary Anschluss in the future, though I dooubt it.

>Daddy
Mache so etwas nicht.

I know Ragnar, but the Frenchies will never give us that back.

It burns....

70% of the people did not vote Merkel into office. thanks to the US of A we have a voting system now, where Merkel can stay in office almost indefinetly even with numbers as low as 20%.

>unfair
15 million displaced the loss of 33% of your territory, deforestation and deindustrialization, loss of patent and the largest systemic brain drain in history and to top it off the country was split in three and 2 million starved to death. Thank you allies!

who cares thats in the past.
unlike polskas that talk about 100 years ago constantly we have to look into the present and future. Elsass is french and Ostpreussen is polish, so einfach ist das.

we have other problems right now than silesia.

My mood lifted when someone confronted me with the ultimate truth: JA (Junge Alternative) is a Sup Forums Colony.
They either came here when Kraut/pol/ became a thing or were the instigators.

eitherway: i am glad they're here.
good luck you glorious right-wing bastards.

Who cares what french people want? kek

It is soo fucking ironic that she will be longer in office than Hitler was.

And if the great coalition comes, we will be basically something like a cucked proto dictatorship.

Man I just want the second Reich back; or at least somebody like Bismarck.

Now that's the spirit!

#SINNLOS
#DANKE MERKEL

i think we can play lotto or bingo in which country the first car/truck slams away the dominos....
>pic related
DOMINOS at christmas will save us?

THESE ARE USED (useless)
long: youtube.com/watch?v=Ybveol56BNc
short: youtube.com/watch?v=s4nsQRqRT5o

WE NEED THESE:
long: youtube.com/watch?v=liGpN_hhzqw
short: youtube.com/watch?v=DVRo2S60eIg

OR THESE
youtube.com/watch?v=FxCq9iPY-6s
youtube.com/watch?v=PZujRvN0WE8
long one: youtube.com/watch?v=yGeOvLgB9U4


g-guys, police will save us anyway
watch this youtu.be/IVFN7_jt7GI
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ZIPFELMÄNCHEN was-->NIKOLAUS
the holy nikolaus is chistian culture
>muh german culture
google.de/search?q=zipfelmännchen&biw=1280&bih=629&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj24avC5uvXAhWIJ-wKHaj5C0kQ_AUICigB

KLAPPER KLAUS was-->NIKOLAUS
(just a retard name)
JAHRESENDFIGUR --> NIKOLAUS
(year-end-figure)

Kek.
Meme magick is real.

>He doesnt want to rebuild Königsberg

Who's invented AfD-chan anyway? wasn't it some Drawfag somewhere on another board of Sup Forums?

hHahahah.

BORN TO ANSCHLUSS
WORLD IS A REICH
Kill Em All 1871
I am Zyklon Man
21.345.846 dead Niggers

What is the most possible coalition?
Whats the future for AfD?

>were the instigators.
Nah that was me

I think it came either from KC, or from 8ch...
Another GroKO (SPD+CDU/CSU cucks)
Or they try to reelect and inevitably do some other BS.

>HE has other problems than Silesia.
How can you question our Anschlussclaims?

>paying even more money
we are dryer than dry lol. it's all going into gibsmedat payments

Thank you, based Germanon of peace.

3 more weeks and we got our first anniversary

8ch Deutsch/pol/

Kraut/pol/ is way too young. Krautchan and 8ch are the actual leaders.

>reelect
And get the same result?

[ANTIFA APPROACHING]
I'm welding this doah!

You are reconstructing allot of awesome buildings right now, Garnisions Kirche and Berlin palads are among them. But yeah sort out your pest-problems and low birthrates.

Holy shit, didn't know it has been that long, I was probably not part of the first threads...
No, more votes for /ourguys/

i don't like this fixation on american celebrities for german politics. we have our own people and we need our own memes

no normie knows what pepe even is

Nah, memes are international, gen Z(yklon) knows of Pepe, largely.

Well you have your own culture and language as well. /kraut/pol on Sup Forums is just PR and informing the global community on the state of German politics

They will drop AfD?

But the problem is that most German memes suck. Also don't get me started about our film industry and media.

Herr Gott, haben wir es denn verlernt gute Propaganda zu machen zefix?!

I just like TayTay, no bully please

But I agree, if we want to reach to a bigger audience we need own memes

>Holy shit, didn't know it has been that long
It all started a few days before christmas 2016

Let them come

The JA have their own model to pose for them... although its not a pop-icon at all or has any name. it's a nameless figure.

Also, what would you suggest, we could try to popularize AfD chan, or even PutschChan (though I doubt normies like the Idea of a pustch)

Gute Arbeit zu leisten ist eine deutsche Tugend, mit sowas wollen wir nichts mehr zu tun haben!

LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!

>though I doubt normies like the Idea of a pustch

If we still had Wehrpflicht PutschChan would still be quite popular I can imagine. Most people pull out stories from their short time in the army for the rest of their lives.

Indeed. Or at least it seems like it is the case here. Man there needs to be a way how to cure the typical German depression.

>a way how to cure the typical German depression.

Keine Sorge, Ich bin mir sicher die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit.

>Rubbing alcohol against depression.

lol i usually use it to strip grease from machinery.

Arbeit macht frei.

Hahah, jedem das sein, kek.

Hach der Bernd.

TOP FUCKING KEK

hey the based dansker is also on board!
good evening anons!
youtube.com/watch?v=ko8Oz7KjCQk

Ordnung muss sein.
How are we doing Alte Kameraden?

Hörtler? not Obstler?
baka.

i am lucky that you remain loyal!
later on i will go clubbing i guess
just normie stuff
scoundrel!

You're so fucking unvölkisch.

wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
EMNID HAS RELEASED ITS RESULT AGAIN.

Clubbing auf was? Musiktechnisch?

Meine Ehre heißt Treue. Its to bad uncle Adi destroyed allot of your awesome motos. Btw the video is censored here in Denmark.

T. Kaiser

>bavarians
>the original german anti-germans

They are the catalonia of germany

The entire world is against you stop infighting.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qww_lVu2MdI
how a krautpol party would look like
emnid = afd loosing votes
why am i not surprised
until the next election they will predict that the afd is merely above 5% again
i dont give a shit about the music tbqh
sadly literally every club in my city is only playing charts or some indie crap you wouldnt want to listen to
ah well its the danish movie 1864
really enjoyed watching it because i started watching lots of historical movies
better than "muh the patriot" or some dumb slave story from the united states

believe me, i don't want to.
>I BE OF INDEPENDANT!
>No, you won't
>UR SAUPREIßN
>That's cool
>UR CUGD DOG BLESS CSU
>The CSU is a CDU puppet and Merkel often holds Seehofer on a short leash.
>T-THAT'S NOT TRU! AUSTRIAN ANSCHLUSS SOON ACHMED!

It's seriously that meme-y way of bad.

And what would you like to hear instead?

>Implying we are such degenrates.

Guys, we have to tackle one major problem that has currently not been in our focus:
The lack of neutrality in Wikipedia, in particular its German version.

Consider for example the article on ethnopluralism (pic related). It is clearly not written with a neutral point of view.
(There is no reason to point "culture", "identity" and "foreigners" in quotes in the article or bringing up national socialism.)

One problem that one faces with such articles is that:
>changes will be reverted
>you are asked you join the discussion first
>other users have clearly an political point of view that they want to promote

E.g. de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benutzer:Ulitz
is an outright Antifa member.

Solution:
>participate in the discussion on articles that are currently not neutral
>be factual, use arguments
>don't be verbally aggressive

wat u spakin abot, the previous projections dictate 11%... it currently has 12%...

The war of 1864 got me interested in history. 4 of my ancestors died fighting the Prussian army and the survivors letters left a deep impression on me. One complained about working night on day putting up spikes. His next letter was filled with astonishment over how the Prussians just nullified all their work with some straw-mats in seconds. 1864 marked the end of Denmark as a regional power and the slow decline of our country.

>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
WHO IS VOTING GREEN?? WHO!! NAME 1(ONE) GUY AND GIVE ME HIS ADRESS WHO VOTES FOR THEM!!

Bavarians are not anti German and not like Catalonia.(we just don't like Prussians because of the former wars and the Solidaritätszuschlag).

We actually like the notion of a HRE 2.0 or a second Reich.

Also Catalonia is only a small part of the former kingdom of Aragon. If only upper Bavaria would want to make itself independent I would understand your logic.

This

i dont really prefer a specific genre
if its well made and creative then i am fond of it
doesnt matter if its 70`s/80`s or even classical music
i am always up for suggestions
sure but we scored 12,6
thats impressive!
also given the fact that you can trace back your family until then
another senseless war wasting nords

Just please stop D&C'ing ever so often and screeching "ANSCHLUSS" of Austria/Switzerland whilst threatening us a bavariexit.

Seperatism is the least we need right now.

Any link where i can buy this stuff?

I consider Wikipedia still important. It does not have to promote the viewpoint of groups we sympathize with, but it should at least be neutral.

What is your opinion on this? Is this a problem that one should look after?

(Also, if you have OFFICIAL affiliations with the AfD, you might want to avoid engaging in this)

rest assured, the afd is not going to fall below 10% at any time soon.
by the next time we vote, the SPD and/or CDU has left us a powervacuum.

> senseless
It united Germany. Denmark was just getting fuced over by all the major powers. We had the second largest fleet in the world so the Brits stole it. then they firebombed our capitol and gave away norway. So we build fortification on the German border to keep the German part of Denmark and then Bismarck attacked to unite your country.

The church have detailed records of all who are born here. My family have a huge family tree in a mansion that no one can afford to live in anymore
Wikipedia is the most important battleground. Students use it as source so it should atleast be balanced as not to scew them against our course. the young is the future

Well...who you want to use?

exactly
2021 will be time to charge!
if not earlier
well its still a miracle to me that germany even managed to somehow united
truly bismarck has been a saint for us
do you also live next to the border?

Then just stop with the liberal oppression from Berlin and also please fix your economy (if you are from east Germany).

Are we cool Bruder?

>Catalonia

You are thinking of Austria

what about some french house music?
youtube.com/watch?v=uXj8FM7lTrw

youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1k0KwoJLk

I am on Sup Forums, do you reall fucking think i am a liberal, you massive retard?
Bavaria is not an entitie of itself, its a mass of land in the German Republic.

Yes, we never have been anything but cool. I just dont understand what's going through a bavarian's head sometimes, slinging profanity at witless germans with words like "Saupreißn" for an oppression we all suffer under.

Your enemy is not the Saupreiß, its not a foreign thread, it's the Normie, It's the Traditionvoter (also known as Blockwähler) It's the Spiegel leser, don't shot your gun lest you know you held it against a foe.

love justice haha
i even had the bomber jacket with the cross on the back once

No I live at the outskirt of the worst Ghetto in our capital. Some of my family is from the border though. My grandmother told me about the German invasion. She was late to school and her bike punctured so some nice men in grey uniforms helped her fix it. When she finally arrived at the school there was a note at the door: "School closed due to German occupation".

I did not attack you. I was attacking the collective. The thing is that the same goes for the other parts of Germany. They call us Weißwurstfresser and we call them Saupreißn back.

Gleichstand it is.

JETZT WIRD ZURÜCKGESCHOSSEN!

Now we need to make that shit viral

>Wikipedia is the most important battleground

>Der Angriff Steiners ist nicht erfolgt

If its a battlegound, then we don't even have an army and it does not look good for us (at least in Germany). The left has a lot more influence, they have admins among them and more people participating in the discussions.

We would only need to recruit a few people to make a concerted action to influence articles. If you are a single person, you will simply not be heard, how good your arguments might be.

watn wasserkopp

friendly einsatzgruppe kek
what impression of a danish ghetto would you give me?

On'n'On, Civilization and D.A.N.C.E. are my favs.
All i'm trying to say is: we all sit in the same boat, and i have had way past of my fair share of scuffles with delusional bavarians who think saupreißn are out to get them or opress them or something.

Realize that the chancellor is a """former""" communist and has closely worked for the SED during Soviet occupation. don't assume because i live in Schleswig-Holstein is any garantee that i would be okay with how my Country is run.

>confirmed

Bavarian accent, pride about living in the perceived best part of Germany and shit like Lederhosen and Dirndl help forge a regional identity.
Now Austria is uncucked while northern Germany is a deep red shithole. On top Berlin is a marxist multicultural hellhole that drains loads of Bavarian taxpayer money and orders us to let refugees in instead.

I think you can understand why the idea of a Bavarian monarchy or alliance with Austria can be appealing at times. Not that it's very realistic.

t. Bavarian with Saupreissn ancestors who ever so often hears "you're not from here, are you?"

Hey, a little more respect. that's Shadman.

In other news, more French House music: youtube.com/watch?v=zwJPcRtbzDk

>Negerkuss

But in the past that was our biggest problem. Even buzzfeed mocked because of it.