It's shit

It's shit.

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Every anime?

Ordinary school girl becomes Nemesis from Resident Evil 3, but without the mutant body. She has a goth lolita friend with an eyepatch that uses a gun to shoot zombies so hard that they un-die.

Eva?

Fat kid befriends a homeless man, the movie.

wants to be a librarian ends up becoming a high budget Hollywood action movie

re:zero

natural disaster destroys home decides to help border security

JoJo but even dumber.

Small kid sometimes loses his shit

A boy falls in love with a girl. Cellphones. Parallel dimensions. AU version of his crush. Nature of love. It's not Keit-ai.

well, thats why you dont break any vases.

You're favorite anime

Christmas cake does legal /ss/ with a shonen.

Little bitch can't learn how to drive

Ouran

its fucking attack on titan

A girl becomes a tree, mysteries

yea guess my description wasnt shitty enough

Reddit.

Angry feminist throws boy's consolefu out the window.

You

didnt think anyone would get that, well done.

mirai nikki

historical fan fiction and a lonely island song.

Stein's Gate or Mirai Nikki. Literally only two options.

Guitar playing autist saves universe.

I cant jerk off with my right hand anymore because it talks

pokemon and worms

parasyte the maxim

Keit-ai.

Sociopaths with poorly explained superpowers.

FLCL?

Man met woman and they do stuff

almost got me into sports

Nope.

HOLY LONELY NIGHT

K?

Correct.

this response has more of a plot than the show, but it has a long name and good mecha action scenes.

Mob Psycho

1. A guy meets an up-and-coming track-and-field star. The star quits sports after she gets pregnant, and later she gives birth to a daughter.
2. The couple are now happily married and the daughter is now a young child.
3. Many years later, the daughter is a highschool student, and at the start of the series she accidentally flashes her panties to the MC. Also, said MC is active on Twitter.


Bonus: what is common to the above anime?

Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventure

Sponge Bob got an anime?

Literally the Evangelion remakes.

Two girls bust ghosts

Pantsu caused everything.

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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The queen wants to cuck her husband to fuck a guy with no powers and can't use the world's current technology.

Yeah.

Here's another one:
My son can't POSSIBLY be a serial killer!

Death Note

Death note

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan?

A childhood friend with big tits dies while wearing a shirt with the word "flag" on it, after she runs into battle and is eaten by a plant monster.

I keep asking this in these threads and no one ever even tried to answer it, so here's two clues: the show's OP's singer is best known for Macross, and said childhood friend is voiced by Chika Anzai.

Clue? That could be a lot of shows.

yea

Sora no Otoshimono

Keep everyone's secret

Jesus says no eggs for breakfast little one

Who would've thought you could make friends without this overly complex and inhumane system?

Girl eats too much ice-cream.

Ghost NEET and durable guy solve mysteries with a trap and a loli while searching for magic items

Triggers masterpiece, Itai

Whiplash with girls.

One man's joke goes a bit too far in Tokyo, but at least he gets to reunite with his estranged lover and student in handcuffs.

Two girls never get to eat ice cream together.

Dagashi Kashi with magic instead of candy.

I started smoking cigarettes because I miss my mentor who is now a terrorist

You die, and then life sucks.

Yeah. I'll try to do a harder one:

Bunch of really pretty dead girls don't know why they're dead.

A Scandinavian is rich and she oversees the launching of a GPS system.

Yurameshi

glowing donuts and CHOO CHOOs

Psycho Pass?

People in Tokyo don't sleep.

No one turns the radio off.

Got it

We were supposed to be fighting over a girl but technology induced autism kept me from realizing we were getting cucked this entire time

cocoloco

Almost everyone is named after a car.
Two answers.

Yes.

...

OCHINPO
CHINKO CHINKO I MANKO

Yes, now give the other answer.

Nanoha

Two male detectives discover monster terrorizing Tokyo, but female responsible has to fuck it all up.

Supporting character won the bowl.

Yup.

That shit anime where the guy wants to die and the gay dude is a tiger.

Shimoneta

Blood and telekinesis but no second season

Wait what
I was thinking Patlabor WXIII but I'm more intrigued with what you're thinking of

Suzuka and Fuuka

Common theme is SEOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nope, less gay, more edgy

1. A bus crashes, then things happen. Also people get lost.
2. An artifact is found in a dam, then mecha stuff happens.
Bonus: name the singer common to the above anime.

Of course.

Keijo?

Tejina-senpai

Gay time-traveller

Already a thing.

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Midori Days

Dragon Ball?

An orphan studies in a village, then some time later he leaves with two of his friends. He gets married at the end.

...rakugo?

Nope. More famous than that.

Clue: the MC's seiyuu voiced Red in Pokemon Origins.

He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? He was a beta. She did maid cafes. What more can I say?

I don't remember dude, was a 1-2 of seasons ago, got two seasons. It's lowkey gay, but the animation and art style are very good. I think it had "tokyo" in the name, but might be wrong.