Age

>Age
>Net Worth
>Job/Career
>The amount of women you've had slept with

Now, don't actually post it...nobody cares about your LARP. Just realize you were about to lie to anons to impress them. Stop lying to yourself.

>modern
>78 trillion in 2016
>conscious lifeform
>2.6 billion

>30
>$1.89 million including stocks
>systems assessment coordinator (glorified computer hardware technician)
>19 repeat partners and 30 some odd one night stands

>17
>like 4000
>none
>none

>Now, don't actually post it...nobody cares about your LARP. Just realize you were about to lie to anons to impress them. Stop lying to yourself.
actually I was about to post the fact that I am a forever alone virgin.

>24
>250k
>entrepreneur
>1

Bill Maher
Slave trade
$0.76/quarter for some bubblegum
5

>fine wine
>about 80 bitcoins
>classified
>the only one that mattered was your mom because she gave me AIDS

>47
>800k
>typist
>12

>about 80 bitcoins
What price did you buy them at?

22
Trust baby of richer than you
Neet
Maybe like 14 women? I've kind of lost interest in even trying no one is worth it

37
-30k
contracting
27

What they are worth now is my net worth.

29
Only about $15k :(
Business analyst
50 plus :)
Yeah....I wasted a lot of money when I was younger on drugs, fines, legal bills, child support, motorbikes, scuba diving and other adventure sports. I just left an $85k job so I'm doing ok though.

You guys get lazier and lazier with the honeypots jesus christ

>I seriously considered telling the truth and had a crisis about my pathetic life but then I kept reading
I'm too honest for this shit

22
2 mill or so
Landlord
1

,000
>>Assistant Chemical Mixer/Forklift operator
Nothing that impressive, yet.

>22
>$2k
>None
>1

>22
>programer
>350k
>5

fuck liberals I AM NOT A LAZY MILLENNIAL. Made it all myself.

45
$46.3m
VP
3
Yep. real.

>17
>$0
>Starting med school march of the next year
>0

>27
>~20k
>janitor
>only men touched my benis

36
300k
Industrial Cleaner
28

>Can't even get the sequence right

>> 25
>> Bad reading comprehension
>> Chef at Wendy's
>> 80k a year
>> datamine thread

20
0
going to uni next term
0

21, 3k , 5

23
-$30k
Student
Probably like 14

actually just remembered that i have 10k saved FeelsGoodMan

> tfw you type out truthful answers and then read the last line of the OP

>33
>40k
>hustler
>12

Wait, I gotta try to fit in with all the larpers here.
Let's try this again

>19
>$18.5M USD
>Professional Pussy Slayer and MMA Fighter
>9001

Much better

>fell for the student loan jew
>OHNONONOHAHAHAHA.webm

>43
>3 million
>wendy’s Fry cook
>1, married her

Most of these are true, one of these is not.

42
50k
Security Guard
200+

>22
>$338k, most offshore
>forensic expert and cybercriminal
>1 and she made fun of me being cut

24
30 euros
unemployed
0

>11 yrs old
>90 mil
>Doctor
>194 women

15
2,9 billion
garbage man
5,893

>wendy's Fry cook
thats my guess

or the 3 gorillion

You're either lying about the 3 mil or being a fry cook

>26
>-70,000$ roughly (student loan)
>3D artist making real good money working on vidya
>between 10-20 but only 1 for the last 2 years

78
89000 prussian franks
Professional weight lifter (super heavyweight division)
1.2 (one full lady & one only the head)

Probably the 3 gorillion is false

Why did you take so long to start uni?

44
$67,000
Business Intelligence
33

51
$4.5 million
Senior risk management executive
100s

>>-70,000$ roughly (student loan)

The fuck is "VP" supposed to be?

VP stands for virgin pussy

I did like 6 years of study because i could decide what the fuck to do, 2 certificates and 2 diplomas, wont take long to pay off now ive actually got a job, can easily be making 40-50$ an hour in a year or two

24
20 million
Wendy's Chef/Bitcoin
1

>18
>10 Billion Bitcoins
>Kneepad retailer
>94,000,000,000,000

This sounds familiar...

35
100k
Shit kicker
Around 40
No lies, I'm a shit cunt that will have to work until the day I die.

>42
>-$320k
>telephone switch operator
>0, I am a woman stuck in the 1930s

>Pic very related

38
50K
Aviation
6

31
$56,000AUD
Truck Driver
6

32
~$150,000
Firefighter
>75

still paying off your house?

>37
>28 dollars in my bank account
>Gibs, online surveys and Swagbucks, chaturbate cam whoring with a fat girl once a week
>58

>54
>3.4 million (roughly)
>Wendys cashier
>4 (married the last one in 2003 and been together ever since)

No, I'm not joking, I'm a literal window cashier at a Wendys in North Carolina.

Retired military, ran a very successful small-time security firm when I got out of the military in 92', sold it in 2009 then became lazy until I worked at a Wal-Mart until 2013 which is when I switched to Wendys.

Why i have so much money and work at a Wendys you ask? Because i don't like being a lazy shit head and it pays for my expensive alcohol without cutting into my bank account.

I plan to retire for good in less than 2 years.

Yes.

No larping fyi

25y
2000$/month
Lawyer
2

>I did like 6 years of study because i could decide what the fuck to do, 2 certificates and 2 diplomas

Shit, that sucks... Thankfully I'll be going to uni for free, a medical degree would end up costing about $70-80k for me too

>wont take long to pay off now ive actually got a job, can easily be making 40-50$ an hour in a year or two

That's good

25
About $850,000
None, currently on disability benefits
478, im a pretty big chad

Also its NZD which is only like 40-50k USD I feel for us students who get railed in US dollars

Which country you in that gives free tuition? Thankfully atleast here in NZ its interest free so can pay it faster.

I don't actually have to lie. I'm doing well. i'll just give you one number.
Women slept with:
>117

39
1M
Software Engineer
~25

19

Pussy just cram it in dry chicks like it like that

>18
> ~$6,000
>Nothing atm
>1
She's got a great fucking ass

I don't want to ruin a virgin

nice numerals though

I'll go to a public med school here in the countryside of São Paulo. All our public unis are tuition free. It's a good school so I'll probably be able to get accepted into medical residency at some other country if I want too, but I think I'll stay here after I graduate.

35
500k
engineer
wife only

>46
>About 450K
>Currently Retraining
>12-15, lost count - been married/monogamous for almost 24 years. 3 great kids. No degeneracy. Ward/June Cleaver over here.

k
>>NEET
>>At once or all together?

35
A
-35K factoring in student loans Plus assets
Flight Instructor
About 20K annually
15

>21

>cost my parents about 3600 dollars a year. So negative 3600

>Nursing student/waiter

Like slept the same bed? Or intercorse?

Same bed 4,
intercorse: hope it was only 1 (my fiancee) but it might be 2 as there was a drug fuled experience in my youth I remember making out with a girl and when we woke up the next morning we both had no pants on. I was still too fucked up to ask what happened.

Still don't know if I was raped to this day.

Vice president.

Its Mike Pence

>38
>maybe $10k. $70k in home equity minus about $60k in student loan/CC debt.
>Home builder
>Just one. Been together 22 years.

>24
>-350k student loan
> full time marxist dance theory researcher
The last one I won't dignify with an answer.

>25
>2k (previous poorfag, new job, but also alcy)
>Med device rep
>3

i'm a fascist

>2
>living off heritage
>college student
>2 sluts + 1 hoe

>22yo*

21
30k
manufacturing
0