Oh no kurisu is under attack!

oh no kurisu is under attack!

Oh no

How did we go from this to this How is Okabe so bad at headpats?

gg wp

>No good Kurisu doujins

Kurisu is too pure to lewd. She is for Okabe's eyes only.

>Pure
>Dresses like this
>Is a cock magnet
She's a slut

There's nothing slutty about that incredibly arousing outfit.

reminder her outfit was based off a school she attended with uniforms

I'd like to see the girls there, please

The uniform isn't as exciting as you probably hope it is.

That escalated quickly.

M-my dreams.

What a trash design. No wonder Kurisu is so fucking based, what a genius.

Is this today's "You don't get to talk" thread?

Cease this $chan shitposting at once!

I'm fairly sure that it's supposed to be #chan, but eh. What do I know? I'm only a super hacker after all.

You fool! Shift + 4 = $, not #!

Instructions unclear. Shift+4 gives me ยค.

Dav pls

Convergence is a bitch.

What the fuck is this namefag circlejerk faggotry?

delet

If I had a Maho, I would give her such intense headpats and hugs.

Maho is a miracle of the universe.

She'd sue.

That's a pretty lewd body for an elementary school student. It makes me want to kiss her all over and leave my mark on her delicious skin.

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Tooryanse, tooryanse...

I'd like to get under her weather, if you know what I mean.

Please elaborate.

I want to make her butt hurt.

Kurisu or Maho?

Both. I want to make every Sci;Adv girl's butt hurt.

Why though?

Why not?

Fair enough.

IS IT TIME?

She looks like a boy. Maho confirmed a shit

>DEUS

>VULT

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Rude.

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I miss you.

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If you kill your parents RIGHT NOW, one of these 2 beauties becomes real and madly in love with you.

Would you do it?

But neither of them would want anything to do with you if that was what you did to get them.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL EDGY

Anyone who'd do that doesn't deserve them.

Would they know and hate me for it? Would the police find out?

If you agree, your parents would die in a car crash.

No one would suspect a thing, you will be the only one who knows the truth.

Beautiful.

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DELETE THIS

Why is her hair so fluffy? It's like she was born for headpats.

MAHO IS FOR SHARING

I'm gonna sexualize the Maho and you can't stop me.


All the S;G girls are built for headpatting.

Post Suzuha

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Maho is best Zero.

True.

Are we sure to get s;g0 from whitefox this year?

>sure to
No

Probably, but we don't have anything concrete.

Would you a Ruka-kun?

i would Lukako as a male

Ruka (male) is the intelligent choice

stop calling him ruka reee

LINTAHLO! WHERE ARE THE JAPANESE SHAMAN GIRLS?

H-here they are, Reskinen.

Don't fuck with me Lintahlo. I requested girls, not a boy.

Literally how do I turn off my phone on 12/15? If I ignore the phone call it will proceed the same way as if I didn't.

Bring the phone up and you'll be able to turn it off.

i want Kurisu to fart on me.

Thanks user

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This is from committee of antimatter right?

No that's just a fan-made design.

M-my bad... H-here, a girl...

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This is the best thing that happened to me today.

are you blind? they are right here

ahh gomen gomen

Why is 0 Mayuri so fluffy?

Forgot yur meem image m8

>You will never be friends with Luka

suzuha a greatest nippon shaman girl

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gomen gomen

i want to hug Mayuri

Winner

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Does his family starve him or something? He's a skeleton.

He's not a skeleton, he's a girl. Baka.