100 Natsocs
vs
100 Anarcho-capitalists
vs
100 Maoists
vs
100 Muslims
Each person is armed with a trench knife, a Glock 18, and nine loaded magazines. Five people in each group possesses two years of military experience. The four sides gather at different corners of an abandoned town and have half an hour before combat begins.
Which side survives the battle?
...
The ones that pussy out and become mole people.
>Maoists kill their most experienced members, lose ground early on
>Muslims use Glocknades in suicide bombings, doesn't go too well
>NatSocs and AnCaps team up, become bitter enemies after chants of hail hitler infringe on their allies eardrums
>Steinberg Construction Company shows up a week later and gentrifies the area
Muslims.
The Muslims are from third world countries, or are brought up by parents from those shitholes, and haven't been as feminised by the school system, and most likely live their culture/ideology irl, plus have wives.
The Maoists, NatSocs, and AnCaps are just westernised college aged faggots filled with soy, and probably fap top anime. They only LARP their ideology online.
The Monarchists. :^)
jesus christ give it a rest already.
no one in the real world gives a shit about your ideology war fantasies.
Chill the fuck out faggots
the jews
Ancaps, easy. They're by far the most likely to have prepared for this type of shit and by far the most likely to have extensive experience with weapons and combat training.
can't be feminised by school system if there is no school system
aye
every sane person watches the idiots slaughter each other in enjoyment. Hopefully none of them survive.
but what happens when the Glock 18 invade your fellow ancap's eardrums, violating the NAP?
They'll probably be consumers anyway.
Anyway, I thought this was just based in current America or something.
Muslims are the only ones who have truly fought in the past 50 years. The other three ideologies are pretty much contained in wealthy white countries (the only Maoists left are like pic related)
What the hell is a Maoist?
Nat-Socs and AnCaps and Muslims lay waste to Maoists first.
Maoists are the weakest and most mistake prone because muh female empowerment and trannyfags so they are taken off the map quickly.
Muslims put up a hard fight but are outnumbered by NatSoc and Ancap combined next.
Ancaps win with losses against Natsoc because Natsocs are mostly larpers.
Ancap, because half of them are the crazy backwoods types that already know how to use guns. Maoists would not do well, Muslims would not do well without numbers. Natsocs are the only group that I can imagine would stand a fair chance. This is of course assuming these groups are representative of the whole population.
>(the only Maoists left are like pic related)
other than the tens of thousands of Maoist guerrillas in India, Nepal, and Colombia
Natsocs and Ancaps would team up to remove Commie
I could see natsocs and ancaps teaming up... or the ancaps just killing each other because they're anarchists
this
I do. I watch y'all blow each other up, and when the dust clears and the ashes settle, I pick up my crown.
muslims
have you ever seen how muslims fight? there is zero coordination, zero aiming, its chaos. when they fight each other, it goes on forever, but there is a reason why israel rolls over them whenever they get a chance
Sequence goes like this
>kebabs, removed
>real gommunism is tried again, Maoists slaughter each other except a few that were really ancaps
>illicit trade in glocks randomly appears
>natsocs pay ancaps in ammo to maintain muh roads
>ancap/natsoc raiding parties formed
>the fire rises
>t. kike
anarcho-capitalists fucking love guns so they would probably win
>Natsocs pre-emptively assault all three other factions, spreading themselves too thin and eventually collapsing
>Ancaps turn mercenary and assist individuals regardless of their ideology - the most successful end up with small posses not able to compete with the other factions or themselves
>Moaists prepare by purging the counter-revolutionaries in their midst and redistributing supplies, begin combat with about 50 fighters and all glocks have been lost to eneficiencies of the planned economy
>muslims reproduce like rabbits and have quintupled by the time combat begins. the moaists refuse to shoot them as they are oppressed thirdworldians, ancaps succumb to their emirate cousins bribes, and the natsocs are overwhelmed by sheer numbers.
It's true, why do you think think that we aren't scared about being surrounded? Any capable enemy would have kicked us out decades ago despite foreign interference. They are truly shit at war, even next to off the boat Ashkenazi Jews LOL.
$3.5 billion in annual aid doesn't hurt either, right? Or how about the nuclear weapons you stole from us?
the maoists are the only group that actually train in militias
nazis just larp and open carry walmart ARs
Your mother after I grand slam her ass with muh love hammer.
You get a sibling! Wins in all sages.
they did do that
but that doesn't mean that muslims are good at fighting. there are articles discussing it and everything
The side with the five people that have legitimate military experience in a direct combat role. Being an administrative paper pusher or waterdog doesn't count.
3.5bn in "aid" makes no impact, and you know that this aid is us developing and manufacturing weapons that you later get for free and that you get the rights to manufacture lol. 3.5bn straight into the global military industrial complex. Not to mention that without us you'd have garbage intel about the middle east you want to rape so much. Nukes are a nice shield, but Arabs were no threat before them as well.
>Muslims are less feminine
They're also retarded.
They regularly kill each other (unintentionally) as much as we kill them.
Ancap is for Soyboys.
NatSoc is not Alt-faggot and would be filled with Nordic demi-gods.
The rest are gay or retarded.
muslims are just brown natsocs though
>the middle east you want to rape so much.
That ain't me. I am just a puppet for you fucks.
>the goyim give us money so that we create things to sell back to them
Can you just fuck off?
That money we give you, you just invest it back into our banking economy so you can collect interest and make more money on top of the money we've already given you,
The natsocs and maoists battle for supremacy, the anarcho capitalists cant coordinate, and the muslims kill eachother. Unironically the centrist wins.
Tfw no antifa qt to cum on
Speaking from experience, Arabs can be fantastic guerillas and irregulars, and are almost without exception hilariously incompetent when serving in professional armies. I base this on both fighting middle eastern insurgents and training middle eastern soldiers.
>3.5bn in "aid" makes no impact
cool, you don't need it then
Yup - brown, inbred, sodomite, anti nationalist, weak, disorganized, decedent. All the makings of national socialism, lol. >it ain't me
>America is not the major imperialist power of the modern world
>our govt isn't made out of corrupt thieves because we have a two party media oligarchy
>it was all the Jews
The money you give us is corporate corruption. Happens daily in your 2nd world banana Republic. How about you kill the military industrial complex and we see how long we stay in good relations? Oh right you will NEVER do that because global war is YOUR MAIN SOURCE OF INCOME.
That is absolutely correct yeah.
i'm also speaking from experience, though not the training part.
they're nuts, so they're willing to die, and that goes a long way. but spray and pray from a rooftop or behind a tree or putting artillery rounds into dog carcasses can't be turned into something that takes territory from an actual organized fighting force
leaked video from the moaist militia training program - youtube.com
>National socialists are anti nationalist
>Jew iq meme btfo
Good. We have a wall of our own to build.
>The money you give us is corporate corruption
bruh, i mean you don't really believe this do you? if that was the case, we would be spreading it all over the world, or fuck, giving it out in corrupt deals direct to our corporations
i guess it's just a coincidence that the biggest arms aid by far goes to the ethnic homeland of a certain group of people who are wildly over represented in all of our institutions
Being willing to die for a cause is really their center of gravity, (un)fortunately(?) their zeal rarely matches up with their actual skillset.
yum
>Arabs can be fantastic guerillas and irregulars
True that, some of our best in the fields of recon for example are actually Zionist Arabs. Desert people are good with desert navigation, surprise surprise.
Arabs and chinks really, really, really suck at war.
american maoists are a joke
indian maoists are running chinese-backed weapons factories in the mountains and jungles
Idiot, I'm saying that Arabs are anti-nationalists because of Islam, the entire list I've posted is incompatible with natsoc, that was the point of the post. Fuck, you're dumb dude.
>Inb4 Trump gets Israeli contractors basing it off our walls
Would you even be surprised lol
You do do that with your own corp. And as I said Israel is of interest because of American middle east imperialism.
I don't think that it's a coincidence - I think that diaspora Jewery is using my country as its base for dirty deals, which explains the extraordinary amount going into Israel. It's still simple corruption, even if it is extensive.
>Would you even be surprised lol
I don't think Trump wants a mud-brick wall.
Keep talking shit fag, we stop border hopping niggers and freedom fighting shitskins daily. Unlike you we actually have an interest in keeping our border safe - you'll probably gonna be asking for out of necessity.
>I think that diaspora Jewery is using my country as its base for dirty deals
>see, we're the real victims here
you people are beyond parody, but it is amusing
>you didn't vote for Trump, did you user?
A few hours ago trump pulled America out of the UN global migration pact.
google.co.uk
>Muslims.
Eh, every Muslim I've known that was from the middle east have been pussies with big mouths.
I'd assume NatSoc would be less beta than the rest, but anyone that identifies with those kinds of groups are probably unstable kids.
Not my implication. Nice stawmanning though.
This girl is really gross.
So? Good for him.
The Ancaps start selling baseball bats and small arms to all sides.
So your stupid tricks aren't working any more.
In case you haven't noticed Afghanistan has never been conquered.
It's where empires go to die.
I'd be glad if America stopped importing 3rd worlders, I like America.
>This girl is really gross.
She looks cute from certain angles, but she also looks like she has a lot of yeast infections.
Gypsies could have held those mountain caves - that's the nature of endless caves spanning across endless mountains. Skill has nothing to do with it at all.
>so
>keep talking shit fag, we stop border hopping niggers every day. Unlike you we have an interest in our border
If you can't understand a basic thread or remember what you wrote (or even read it back) get out.
But then you're just such a dishonest cunt you can deny you know anything about what you wrote. Disgusting bastard.
That's probably because her soul is dark from drugs and whoring.
she's disgusting
i would push her out of bed
Bullshit, you're a failed state without the USA handouts. It's not 3.5Bil annual you fucking liar, it's 15 BIL
You bad karma douchbags are headed for another holocaust, just like you did with Russia Germany
>NatSoc is not Alt-faggot and would be filled with Nordic demi-gods.
oh sweaty
you really think the feds wouldn't compose 99 percent of your group?
She's not that bad. an unflattering haircut and a bad pic, and she's not wearing much makeup if any at all. And a ginger is different from most people's ideal
I'd give her a 7
The anarcho capitalists would kill each other for more ammo
Could she try any harder to be a hipster? holy shit
australia has never been conquered either
That would violate the NAP
What the fuck is up with people today. I was talking about us using our wall and tunnel detection to stop aliens. Not our policies. The practice, the actual practice of enforcement of border law. You've sent me a link about policy changes. It's absolutely unrelated to what I've said, as I was talking about practice. Do ya understand that, idiot? We have the ability because we have had an interest to keep our borders safe from day one. America is doing it as if it's some revolutionary idea. Just like your retard nations act with Islam. So no, new immigration policies are irrelevant, while good to hear.
this would be a good video game
That's cuz no one wants to conquer Australia and is they did a bunch of ex cons are going to put up a terrible fight.
Keep believing your own delusions and smelling your own farts America, you are literally our savior lol totally without you we'd miraculously collapse. How fucking stupid can you be
AnCaps will fail by default.
Muslims will fail because of their 'Allahu Akbar' and chanting
So either Maoists or Natsocs, impossible to say given the countless variables playing in
Israel quite literally has the US as a puppet
b.t.w. i live 4 blocks away from her
>maoists
not even going to bother
>muslims
spend prep time praying
>ancap
military experienced people try to tell other what to do and are killed after being mistaken for a state,ancaps disperse into their own separate areas threatening to kill anyone who approaches
>natsoc
reform SS
realize not 6 foot german but 5'8" american 56%
still probably mop the floor with the others because of organization and superior intellect
...
>NEVER do that because global war is YOUR MAIN SOURCE OF INCOME.
solid snake series wasnt a documentary you know
No dude gorillas are from Africa dude.
>THIS ALL HAPPENS IN HAPPENS IN HALF AN HOUR
>Which side survives the battle?
Me
100 Muslims desu. they are not afraid to die
that is why they would lose
dude, you don't know what TRVE maoists are capable of. there are no capable maoists in the West because Europe and north America have evolved past that degeneracy, but the maoists in eastern Asia are a force to be reckoned with.
the lack of a simple and clearly understood ideology is the only thing preventing then from being as big a global threat as islamists.
they're sneaky and honourless, and will probably beat the NatSoc through ambushes and proxy attacks unless the latter attacks then head on. the Muslim suicide bombing tactic will probably be a good hard counter against them though, so it all depends on how the others macro
>be not afraid of death
>begin armed conflict
>fearlessly die
Top Arab tactic
Natsoc attacks Maoists and withers the man down to two souls left. It isn't until muslims begin to slowly realize they finally have some leverage because the maoists being wiped out leaves a power vacuum that they quickly absorb Maoist trade routes and build a beautiful enlighten society from The anarchists catch this and begin to arm the withering Maoist forces and manage to more than double their original population as the natsocs get bound down in their supply chains and realize they didn't mobilize enough of their population and attempt a final blow. The anarchists begin to see their efforts when the natsocs are wiped off the planet as the last of their civilians foolishly enter the grinder of the Maoist rebirth. The anarchists decide to attack Natsocs too in order to usurp any possible leverage against the maoists. The muslims are hardly aware of anything because they have created a paradise for themselves yet Become weary of a possible Maoist attack on them so they study carefully how to create an efficient army just enough to destroy the possible invasion (based on their knowledge of the old maoists) because they do not want to sacrifice their happy society even though their trades to natsoc have suspiciously dwindled. After the splitting of natsoc with maoists and anarchists, new factions arise, based on the current three mixing their ideologies: capitalistic communists, socialist muslims and capitalist muslims.
>Ancaps aren't ultralarpers