Aus/pol/ - 再见山姆 EDITION

Don’t assume it’s not being investigated, says PM of Sam Dastyari’s China links -
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Barnaby Joyce celebrates historic New England by-election swing
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Second Time Shorten Slaps Dastyari On Wrist For Alleged Treason - archive.is/jC6pg

Slow news day, cunts. What are you doin' this arvo?!? Anyone garn servo?? (funny australia reference)

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Daily reminder that boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

Bring on the Day of the Nursing home.

>What are you doin' this arvo?!?

Also trying to set up my switch so I can live stream Xenoblade 2

Traitors should be hanged.

neat

howard first, then every boomer we can round up

and then we start on greens members and antifa cucks we can mass-arrest after baiting them into a "protest" ?

hey dumb cunts

They will die alone in a nursing home taken care of by a Nigerian who would happily watch them die.
This is a fitting end - unfortunately we will have to clean up the fucking mess

We have none of /ourguys/ in government. How do you propose that would turn out?

I despise the watermelons. I like nature, but I hate how the political aims of those who wish to conserve our environment has been coopted by marxists and sodomites.

I say we take them out first, then plant a tree on their graves.

what about /ourgirl/ ?!?!?!?

She can cook the chips for the victory celebration.

Still won't name the Jew. Not really /ourgirl/

>Still won't name the Jew. Not really /ourgirl/

under age
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This country is going to shit. I never seen some many blacks in Manly.

Please, correct me? I have never see her do so.
The most I can see is here being slightly critical of Isreal.

She's terrible as an advocate for White interests. Plus she's a woman. You fight a battle with the men you have, not the men you wish you had. She gets a 10/10 for effort though.

MODS both of these LARPers are under age pLS BAN

think the pollies would renounce my citizenship if I went FFL lads?

Hansen is not a statesman. 1. She is a woman. 2. She's a terrible orator and lacks charisma. 3. She's a ranga.

We need some unholy amalgam of Tony Abbot and Paul Dosza. A racist, shitposting Peter Cosgrove.

cease this pointless struggle, and you can be brought into to the sinosphere

CEASE

your elites have already joined the future socialist republics, stop all resistance and affordable housing production will commence

>family is watching an antinazi propaganda doco on SBS atm
>Muh poor Mexican-American POW
>Muh poor starving joos

Ask them if the hollocoaster and rape machines have been covered yet.

lmao yeah dude lets just continue to wait for a messiah

Remember fellas, no major change has ever been instituted democratically

what is donald trump

We need to remove china.

>major change

if you follow an ignoble (unregal) woman you're just a pissant

Optimism is cowardice.

Barney's re-election is proof that nothing politicians do matters to this cucked country.
>defrauded the government for decades
>no attempt to get back monies
>no attempt to prosecute
>allowed to run for government again as though nothing happened
>wins
Fuck this country.

Boomers are the Steven Bradbury generation. Winning big because gen y are feral scum and gen x are braindead mongs. We control the vote now. Plus we have the internet. Literally no excuse at all.

...

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IM DROWNING IN CHINKS

HELP

Knowing the cops and pollies in this country the guy waiting to receive the limp penis wasn't waiting for his.
Far too old.
>cops and pollies here aren't interested once they hit puberty.

no culture!

What are you talking about, we have Chin on the corner with rice and dim sims and Ahmed down the street with wonderfully cultural kebabs

Nice bantz m8

B-but muh sticks

Don't you find your average person is the same these days? Just a dodgy piece of shit? I could count the amount of truly good people I've known on one hand.

Even if they think they're good if they just mindlessly vote for their football team party they're not.

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Nuke Adelaide cbd and rid it of the orientals REEEEEEEEE

We must start over

someone on /biz/ keeps posting an image of aj applegate over the last few days and since then ive been jerking off over that photo set non stop, my dick has this giant cut on the bottom of it now from punishing my benis and it legit stings like all fuck when i have a shower

now im hungover as all fuck, which is fucking awful because i usually jerk off all day if i have a hangover (for some reason it makes me horny as hell, still cant explain why though), and now im in a world of pain and cant wake up from this nightmare

thought id share it with everyone

I know your pain, with willpower you can overcome and stop masturbating long enough for it to heal
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>I despise the watermelons. I like nature, but ...
you and pretty much every other sane cunt here

i love nature but i'd rather fuck off out bush and shoot foxes or drive my kid to some spot that nobody else goes than march through the cbd screeching about how government should lock people out of the place to "protect" it (while foxes, cats, bunnies, etc. all destroy the joint)

if the greens actually cared about the environment they wouldn't hate hunters so much (who actively try to protect struggling native species by removing non-native ones) and wouldn't be campaigning to bulldoze half the place to install disgusting wind and solar power farms or houses for worthless foreigners

Get the fuck out of my Sup Forums Sean, you loser cunt.

She's got a nigger butt.

Me too beer fills my nutsack up and I become a sperm machine.

>Joyce gets re elected in New England with a larger vote share solely because Tony Windsor didn't run

>Conservative mouthbreathers: HURRRRRRRRR DA COALITION IS SAVED WHAT A RINGING ENDORSEMENT OF THE GOVERNMENT

yeah its unbearable, i wish there was a mod that would block images like that from the catalog but not block the threads

>post pic

nice try mr labor staffer

yeah its degenerate as fuck but this particular photo set drives me insane

Day of the rope when?

>Barnaby Joyce celebrates historic New England by-election swing
YES BARNABY GO GO GO

its tough being the best

tell us more pls burger

Can't believe that Kiwi wanker won with an increased majority. Farmers are so retarded. This country is finished.

再见山姆 EDITION you say

Milo
Tuesday
Parliament

WHO IS HYPED?!?

I SURE AS HELL AM

The AMERICAN man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his mulatto skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of America, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The AMERICAN man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly nationalities of man(austral*an dogs)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The AMERICAN penis is largest of all the nationalities. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the AMERICAN man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent american seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the AMERICAN man impregnates.
In total, the AMERICAN man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any rest

>Liking Milo
>Liking a Pedophile

she's a 1990 liberal conservative, shes way to soft and light hearted we need the white australia policy back

> we need the white Australia policy back
This
Just Please change to allow slavs Thanks :)

>Pedophile
going to need some sause on that negro

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Asides hes a poofter anyway so fuck him

>what is irl shitposting

>saying that "Sometimes young me being in relationships with older men is good" with a Formal tone of voice and a serious demeanor is "Just shitposting"
Nah i dont think so

let me guess, you are someone who thinks if someone says 'grab her by the pussy' it means they are endorsing sexual assault?

I think that making a joke to another man about wanting to grope a women is on a bit of another tier then claiming that its ok for Adult men and kids to fuck under "some" circumstances

>a joke about wanting to grope a women

haha oh boy you even took that literally

>haha oh boy you even took that literally
????
He said "They let you grab em by the pussy"
And the inflection and tone of his voice reflects that he saw this in a positive light

Im not hating on trump b t w

I saw that it was pretty good. Did you deny the holocaust during it to your family?

I think we've established that you are an over sensitive snowflake who gets triggered by reading into everything literally

which means you probably missed the point about how Milo was challenging the hosts libertarian principals by presenting an unethical and immoral scenario

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>I think we've established that you are an over sensitive snowflake who gets triggered by reading into everything literally
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>which means you probably missed the point about how Milo was challenging the hosts libertarian principals by presenting an unethical and immoral scenario
Nah he was acting like a creepy fuck

the world is too vast and wide to be so narrow minded

I saw a little bit of that. They were talking about the smoke stacks and what (((they))) thought was being burned. I just rolled my eyes and turned of the (((TV)))

Almost all of your current success is because of dweebs and Jews.

Silicon Valley
Hollywood
Weapons and Military industrial complex
Finance

How do we get freedom of speech guys?

Not a bad doco on George lazenby. 'Becoming Bond'

They offered him 1m a film to continue being Bond but he turned it down. I didn't know that.

Add it into the constitution like the Burgers did and the krauts attempted to do

>Repealing 18C
Its Canadian tier cuckery

I find myself watching less and less television these days. The only time I do is when I record something off of rage (Daryl Braithwaite was guest programmer last night) or a sports event. Although I did watch a bit of apocalypto because I haven't downloaded it yet. Problem was, it was on the Vice channel, and at every ad break they showed trannies at the in and out breaks. Fucking infuriating.

It allowed Slavs before they got rid of it.

Australia is fucked. Just saying. You already know this. But it has been sold too many times and can no longer sit on the fence between China and the USA while going down on any royal family that pisses in our general direction. Our international policies are unsustainable and we have been leaching the luck from the lucky. We have run out of backs to ride on. Our only chance of future success is to really restrict population and bring most things back onshore which will be good for the population but make us really vulnerable to the global population. We have little to offer and few allies who will actually act on our behalf either because they don't really want to or don't have the immediate capacity to.

If we get invaded the Americans won't come to help because they can't afford to fuck with China. The English can't come and do anything because they are too far away for any real defensive help. By the time the get here everything will be taken and it is not worth their resources saving Australia. The only thing that we could do if we were invaded would be to try and take on the armies in Bush skirmishes while most of the fuckers flee elsewhere on the next plane. But who am I kidding China already owns this country and has absolutely no economic benefit invading with its military (unless of course it is to quell serious political instability at home, also an unlikely scenario). So we will continue to be a shit hole testing ground for megalomania. Cheers fucking mate.

The trannie channels are the only ones with anything interesting on.

At least they are up front about it. Unlike the cuckservatives.

Apocalypto is an awesome movie. Just toorent if you poof if you don't want to sit through a handful of ads.

I watch a bit of youtube. Watched a bit of Malcolm Douglas the other day.

Is anyone going to that Milo event on Wednesday? My friend has a free ticket and wants me to go with him.

>We have a lot of resources and America has a lot of bases on our soil.
This place is more valuable than you think.

America has China surrounded with missiles and bases.

I don't think anything major will happen. Maybe a 911 somewhere at the most. China and the US are too reliant on each other. They have to keep their gooks happy enough working for fuck all and the US needs to fill their Walmarts with shit.

I think this kalergi plan will just keep going and we'll all become niggers. We already are on the inside.

Did it?
Shit i swore it didnt...
Well then...

They slowly allowed all whites. Italians and Slavs came after the war IIRC.

Our resources are not that numerous or severely underdeveloped. The untapped gas in the bite are barely expected to cover costs because of the sophistication required to stabilise the rigs. Other gas reserves in the Northern Territory are under dispute with Indonesia (which China also owns even if it is populated by muslims) beside the we have shit loads of brown coal (notoriously inefficient) and uranium (potentially the only thing worth salvaging).

There are not that many Americans here. It would be worth their while leaving, but may stay if we were overrun.

The only way that the Americans would come in would be if they literally wanted to burn the infrastructure and real estate money that China has buried in Australia. But that would be pointless America would just come in to smash everything and leave - which would work for china because it would give them an opportunity to build bigger and release some population pressure back home.

don't get your head inflated. It is a tactical piece of land, but I don't think that America would fight to hard to keep us here. Even if it is only in name sake.

There are plenty of other avenues for getting cheap goods - India for example. Also a better solution would be Africa the way they could sink some bloated money into building shit house tin sheds and call them factories so that the africans could have jobs. This works two fold it would be a moral sell to the wall mart cunts and a way to get rid of some old machinery.

I miss it when Australia was white.
You china man now.

Are any of the Nip anons actually Japanese?

I gotta be honest fellas I've never been so worried about my home country.

I can see Australia turning into a third world equivalent in a few decades. I recommend getting out while you can.

America is going to be 75% Hispanic and Black in a few decades. I think you should worry about burgerland desu

Yea a lot of people seem to have that in their heads but it's far from reality.

The genetic profile of white Americans is 99.8% European genes, on the average. And there are roughly 280 million white Americans, 10x the entire population of Australia.

I don't see black or brown people unless I drive to certain parts of the city, or get fast food. They're basically a slave class for whites.

New Roman Empire indeed.

>there are roughly 280 million white Americans
Not even close there's 320 million americans and 65% are considered white and their white includes Arabs and some Hispanics.

>don't see black or brown people unless I drive to certain parts of the city, or get fast food
Where do you live in a Northern state?