Get in the car or I'll be forced to use this

Get in the car or I'll be forced to use this.

A loli? How did you know my one weakness?

>still buckled up
You can't even reach the outside of the car. What's the point of this threat?

I just noticed the girl is riding the car without the proper support for little children. Is she going to be okay?

>no rock music and coca cola.

no failed op.

What do you want to do in that car?

I thought this was a photoshop. I thought the implication was Princess Lover.

How many anons actually like rock music?

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No beer?

No deal.

Is there any defense against the rape whistle?

I don't see how any mortal man can overcome it if those evil little monster threaten you with it.

Where's the beer?

Depends on what you mean. "Rock" is a pretty broad term

Well most of these pics usually have classic rock record covers

What's the best way to repel lolis? I tried hiding and praying to god, but they find me everytime.

That's a big car and a tiny girl

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Now we're talking.

O-ok I'm coming in.

you baka baka

god ships loli x male in the biblical canon

No nachos?

>no nachos
>no vidya
>no Star Wars action figures

These lolis are getting soft, and so am I.

>>>no nachos
>>no vidya
>>no Star Wars action figures
If you want to trick Sup Forums you can't use loli.

that switch/whip needs to be shopped to a SlimJim

works for me

kek

Did they make Franziska into a loli or is that some sort of a flashback thing

Maybe she has some rock cds and ice cold beer.

>two years old

>implying you can whip a defence attorney

Wanna try?

>Did they make Franziska into a loli
As much as I'd love to see a 3 years old prosecutor whipping people in court, I don't think that'd be feasible.

>not respecting Franziska von Karma

>Franziska will never be relevant again

What do people like about her? She just seemed like a coarse bitch.

>ywn see an Ace Attorney anime with the art and animation quality of the Pachinko machines
The 1-5 scenes blow me away each time I watch them. I want to die.

You can, Phoenix is just weirdly indestructible though.

>Rise from the Ashes OVA never
>T&T anime never
>all we got was a low budget anime
Fucking Capcom.

It's surprising that it got an anime at all to be honest. They should've just animated the manga cases or something instead though.

>he doesn't like being whipped by a qt
what are you, gay?

As a prosecutor she's not that great. She was fine in JFA's second case, made good points but her own pride/ridiculous anger issues get in the way. She was pretty shit in the third case but then everything is pretty shit in that case. Those are the only times we see her fully prosecute cases. She's a fun assistant/support though, as proven by T&T's final case + her appearances in the AAI games.

Also she's cute.

Not if it's because they're being salty about having their argument blown up.

no yhanks, good old 109 is enough for me

It's a flashback of Edgy getting taken in by the von Karmas.

The circus case is great. Its cast is fun and its logic is just as sound as most other cases, that is to say, barely. That doesn't make them bad. These games aren't supposed to be completely realistic so the fact that the cloak got caught on the statue shouldn't be considered as big of a deal as it often is. Memewhile, case 1-2 is stupid because Redd White caved too easily and Mia was gay and dumb in it.

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It's kinda funny how one of the best parts of the anime was the fucking circus case, and then CR made it even better with the burger ramen.

Honestly, the thing I dislike most about 2-3 was the music in it. I hated every track associated with that case.

1-2 was good aside from Mia stealing your thunder at the end I felt.

What's the worst that could happen?

Despite really liking it in the game, I do agree that the anime version of it was better.
That's understandable. I get lost in AA games frequently and that circus tent song eventually grated on me.

I wanted to like the case because April May, the bellboy, and Redd White were fun and antagonist Edgeworth was great too. It just feels underdeveloped and rushed whenever I replay it.

she could throw it. I guess

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>falls off a flaming bridge into a 40 foot deep canyon landing into a raging river
>only gets a cold

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beautifully done

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>Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Phoenix Is Really Fucking Pissed
Why is he so mad in all of the promo?

because Capcom wont let him fuck Maya

Capcom keeps shipping him with Maya despite Pearl being right there and way better

I'd be mad too

Marry me!

Just rape already. I will never lost to a loli.

b-but what if you spill the nachos?

>tfw I actually own that same chewbacca figure

Are you a loli by chance?

I will clean it with my tongue.

N-no

south florida

You want to fuck or hold hands anyway?

>hand holding
how lewd

how does a man resist this?

I love lolis but I don't care for classic rock or beer.

Will I ever be able to attract a loli?

By having a imouto waiting at home.

>ywn have a qt imouto

Will she use it anyway if I ask?

Teach me lewd things Franziska-chan!

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Well count me as good as rape cause i cant resist the lure.

>ywn

The fuck is this shit.

You will never.
Lurk for 6 months.

>ywn be as out of the loop as this user

Goodbye virginity I guess

Oh come on, next you'll tell me that "kys" is acceptable too.

kys yourself

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feels good man

I feel like there's more we can add to this to create the ultimate lolicon bait

he goes up against a court that basically hates attorneys and tries to accuse maya in the first case. it sucked until the final chapter, which was great. they always manage to pull the whole game through at the end. second game was best when you force the guy to convict himself. a great series, worth the money, although the bullshit dlc from capcom hurts the last 2 a little

"Why, I'm not a loli, I'm an adult man just like you!"

Don't mind me, just grilling!

"Sorry mam but I don't trust Jews"

You're grilling that all wrong, man!

Move over and lemme do it for you.

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Looks like a sausage fest man

where are the babes?

>DS

No.

Roleplaying is not Sup Forums related.

Have gone too far.

Or not far enough?

Add Godzilla in the background

I'm working on a new deck for my house!

I don't want all that stuff, just let me fuck the loli.

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