You're walking down the street

>You're walking down the street
>This motherfucker approaches you
>He adjusts his cap and points at you
>You're 5 feet away from him

The MC of the last series you watched has your back.
How fucked/unfucked are you?

I'm fucked i'm within his range

>IN THE DATABASE WOW WOW WOW WOW
rip ;_;

>kiniro mosaic
>kujo jotaro vs kujo karen dess

Start singdancing Sono Chi no Sadame

Karen is a god and cannot be stopped

Uh... I guess Josuke can clear up the misunderstanding?

The Devil Z might get away, only to crash elsewhere.

But how can he point his cap? Where does the cap end and hair start?

Point back at him and tip my fedora. We are the enlightened and seek to acknowledge one another's presence.

Should he continue to point, I shall continue to point back at him. We are lost in the standoff, waiting for the other to back down.

Not even the whole New game cast can back me up.

>kabaneri of the iron bullshit

pretty fucked

Araragi could probably heal up quite easily, he is at full power so we might just have a chance if he trees him up.
I cant remember if stands have anti vampire capabilities, that could prove fatal

Jotaro is a man of justice and integrity, so he wouldn't do anything. Unless he found out that I fapped to Jolyne.

Who was the MC of part 4? Jotaro or Josuke?

>Adjin

I'm only two episodes in so I don't know.

Josuke? Did you even watch it?

Josuke

Snow White has my back, and she can mind read worries, although she ain't as physically strong as other magical girls, so I would say I would be super fucked if it is Snow White from Unmarked and fucked if it is Snow White from Aces.

Koichi.

>Judau
I am pretty fucked if he doesn't have his gundam unless he unlocks some new random space autism attack like scirocco later on the series.

>implying Jotaro isn't super effective against Vampires

MC and Shielder will just watch and my death will be forgotten in the next episode

Subaru I guess could technically die, respawn, get out of his range and oh who am i kidding he is fucked.

Youre fucked.
>Jotaro beats you up
>Joske fixes you
>repeat

Josuke and Koiche.

How fucked am I?

Am I the only one who likes Jotaro?

I don't think Subaru is that dumb and autistic, unless you are a beautiful waifu

kill yourselves, jojobronies

It would be a mirror match

Jotaro is unironically my favorite anime character of all time and JoJo isn't even in my top 5

>They both start beating the shit out of you to see who can last longer.

>Akari from Aria

Well fuck

Magical girls aren't as fast as stands, especially Star Platinum. Also she can only read minds in distress, and Jotaro is as calm as they come.

Jotaro is unironically my favorite anime character of all time and JoJo isn't even in my top 5

What am i supposed to do now?

>takumi from initial D

Can the 86 outrun time itself through the power of drifting?

>jojobronies

Your only choice would be to fly like an eagle and strike like a hawk.

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

>Just recently rewatched some of Part 3
Obviously, he's pointing at the enemy stand behind me.

>Doesn't specify anime in the prompt
The last show I watched was Courage the Cowardly Dog.

It could go either way.

>sabagebu
Thanks god I'm safe.

Best case scenario, his dumb ass ends up with both of them in rainbow land again.

MOTTO DA! MOTTO, MOTTO HIKARI AGE!

Haven't gotten that far. He has time powers, right?

...

He's great in parts 4 and 6

Well, Sailor Moon vs Jotaro

Who would win?

The power of friendship

Yuri vs Jotaro.

I guess he could act so gay Jotaro is disgusted and walks away.

Is Jotaro autistic?

>just watched Stardust Crusaders 2000 OVA
>last finished was Diamond is Unbreakable
So either Joot has my back against himself, which works, or Josuke will fix me up immediately, assuming Jotaro doesn't just put a hole through my chest. I think I'm good, senpai.

He has aspergers.

>jotaro vs josuke
if jotaro could stop time then josuke would get fucked but if not josuke would probably win.

Pico

You're fucked
you're, too if doesn't take Jotaro seriously

Part 4 Jotaro is amazing. One of my favorite characters. Especially his outfits.

I hope he's gary stu enough to beat Jotaro

I dunno

Who is the MC o DiU? Is it really Josuke or is it actually Koichi

i guess shes the MC?

>OVA Jotaro and Manga/DP Jotaro both unleash their stands
>STAR PLATNIUM ZA WARDO
>ORA ORA ORA O-
>pic kinda related, but instead of diego it's them
Yes, Autism increases your fighting spirit by 40%

>>Finished watching Part 3 yesterday

Only one thing is for certain: Jotaro will win.

I'm built like Jonathan, so I strike a pose back at him and continue on my merry way

>I'm built like Jonathan

Maybe when he was 12.

This

Nah man. I'm a literal big guy. Most due to biology but still

>Subaru
>implying I'm walking down the street
>implying my future-seeing friend who smells a little like Satan didn't kindly warn me of this encounter

I think I will die when I am killed

>Welcome to the N.H.K
>Satou Tatsuhiro

More fucked than all the heroines on Euphoria combined.

yes but do you have STURR PLATINA or something of equivalent strength?

If I say that Jotaro from part 4 is the real MC do I win against Jotaro from part 3?

What if I just shouted "Sunlight Yellow Overdrive" really loudly?

Would that work?

mirror match I guess

>Good ol' Takumi

"Hey man, I think this guy is challenging you to a street race."

I leave while they work out the details.

>Kaiji
I'm fucked

>DB Saga Goku
>user: Retired

Surely Jotaroni wouldn't attack a random non stand user for no reason, right?

That'd mean Joseph vs Joseph, so I have the same guy as I'm meeting. gg

Well, since you didn't specify anime I'm gonna go with the more capable character from that one CG webseries that Sup Forums hates. It's (not) anime

Welp! At least I'll learn about love, morals and understanding.

rwby is garbage

Pretty unfucked, I think

>mob
shit im fucked

>keijo
it would be fun to see how he reacts it i gues

>Araragi
I win.

He's fighting Kenshiro.
I'm not sure what's about to happen, but I'd better not be anywhere near those two when it does.

>Tawawa
Well, Jotaro is gonna steal my girl.

Maybe he just wants to tell me something. He's a pretty chill guy. I doubt he'd just start shit for no reason.

>muh silent Gary Stu MC
>everything he ever says is 2 catchphrases
Jotaro is the one of the shallowest JoJo characters, and that's saying a lot considering that the others are shounen memes as well.

I wasn't particularly fond of Josuke in DiU, but you could tell that he is human from the way he interacted with others, and his fights actually made him seem vulnerable, despite the broken power that he had.

Josuke feels like a real human bean. At least in the manga translation I've read.
Jotaro doesn't but he kicks ass and sometimes that's enough. Also I'm a sucker for these "rough but heart of gold" type characters.

with the power of friendship akko will pull some spell out of her ass and tear his shit up

I know but it's fun if you're autistic like me

I'm so unbelievably unfucked.
I just watched one punch man for the 10th time.

Yeah. His bio in the manga mentions how he doesn't express himself much because he just expects everyone to be able to understand how he feels from looking at him, which is something a lot of autists do. He also refuses to break character from his cool edgy persona even at the cost of his life and he makes shit jokes when he beats someone but delivers them completely deadpan.

>He also refuses to break character from his cool edgy persona even at the cost of his life
what

>and he makes shit jokes when he beats someone but delivers them completely deadpan
you gotta admit that watch line was sick

Okabe Rintaro. (Steins;Gate)

Pretty fucked, I'd say.

He's also a shot father because his dad was never around and he turned out 'fine' so he assumed his daughter would be fine too if he was never around.

Gintoki has my back I'm good

On a scale of fucked to unfucked,
you're a 3

Hopefully this.