HOW DARE YOU EAT FOOD!
BOOGGGNNNAAALLLDDD!
Julian Cruz
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Grayson Sullivan
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Dominic Thomas
RICED
Carter Johnson
HOW DARE YOU CONSUME EDIBLES!
Connor Morales
WHY DON'T YOU JUST STARVE, LIKE REAL PRESIDENTS DO?
Jason Jenkins
He really need to slow down on all those sweets at his age if he wants to make it to his second term.
Liam Myers
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Jack Clark
that's some phallic shit if you ask me
James White
TRUUUUUUMMPPP
Jayden Rogers
TWOOOOOOOOO SLICESSSSSSS
MOOLAAAAAH IMBEAJ GROLMMMMMMPPPPPFFF
Juan Taylor
>yfw they weren't bigger, his hands are just that tiny
Matthew Young
TWO SLICES?
Connor Martin
TWO SLICES
Sebastian Gomez
He should probably start eating healthier desu
Luke Reyes
TWO SLICES
Sebastian Perry
The fuck is wrong with rice now? It's fucking amazing
Ryder Morgan
Trump understands the value of rice. There's a reason chinks live on the stuff.
Ryder Sanders
TWO SLICES?!?!
IMPEACH GLOMPFFFFFF!!!
IT'S OVER FOR HIM!!!
Dominic Nguyen
rice is weird? this just in, the media is racist toward chinks
Ian Perez
>Outright corruption and manipulation orchestrated by the FBI and DOJ in the Clinton/Russia investigation being revealed
>The Left: "Yeah, but look at what Trump eats!"
Daniel Robinson
DAAAHHNALD!!!!!!
RRREEEEEEEEE GUUUUUUHHRRRRRR REEHHHHH
Ryan Campbell
Holy shit. I finally see.
I regret having voted for this tasteless orange buffoon.
Benjamin Evans
The faster he clogs his arteries the better.
Lucas Evans
Two fucking slices of PIE!!!!!
Impeach Now!!!!!!!
Jace Carter
Worse than my friend in high school who would eat store-bought cake before pickles and then vodka/7up.
Just sad.
Bentley Richardson
Four-eyes of Great Perception TM.
Ethan King
Rice is trash.
Easton Powell
This is so pathetic. Why are journalists such utterly useless cunts who cannot write a good story?
Nolan Peterson
>Caroline O.
Besides Bess Kalb is there anyone more butthurt about Trump's daily life than this bitch?
Brody Morris
WTGDF 2 fricken slices now I hate pie
Leo Rodriguez
DRUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMPPPPF
BOOOOONNNNGEEEERRRRD THRAAAAAAAMFFFF
COOOOMMMPTROOOOLLLED HUUUUUUMP
COUNT THE SLICEREEZ
OOOOOONE
AND
TWOOOOOO
DRUMPPPPPF HAND ME THE KNIFE
TWIOOOOOOO SLICEEEEEES
YOUR GETIN IMPEAAAAAAAAAAAACHED
Jack Sanchez
He eats that much? lol. Or is it html editing trolling?
Aaron Smith
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the third slice of cherry pie.
Ethan Butler
TWO SLICES
IMPREACH ZGRUMPHF
Anthony Price
IMPEACH
Isaac Cook
TWO?
Aiden Price
DRUMFAAAAHLDDDDDDD
Lincoln Carter
TWO SLICES ?!?!?!?!?!?!
Brandon Edwards
>he loves rice
>Trump is actually a weeb
Elijah Ward
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Charles Gomez
URNRNNNNDDNNDDDDDD RIRRRIIIICCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!?!??!?!?!
Joshua Thomas
Does he like sushi? I'm guessing he is afraid of the raw fish. Someone tell him about flash freezing please
Ryder Adams
TTWOOOOOOOOOOO
DIIGGGIIIIIITTTSSS
Austin Evans
>his shaker is bigger
With all the liberal salt, it doesn't surprise me he needs a bigger shaker.
Nathaniel Williams
We call you (the US) Rice Country.
William White
What is your favourite type of rice?
Julian Miller
>TWO SLICES
IMPEACH BLUMPF!
Luke Ramirez
are you niggers too young to remember obamas tan suit being in the news cycle for 5 days straight
24 hour news is destructive to democracy. remember how you were triggered now when the next president comes in
Leo Murphy
Rice from Akita-ken, due to the colder climate it spends more time maturing and as such has a richer taste.
The shit from other countries is only fit for subhumans.
Jason Cruz
2 slices-2 scoops he cant be given those nuke codes
Brandon Ortiz
>memeflag
Kys
Caleb Morris
>2 slices-2 scoops
2 NUKES
Isaac Reyes
>Rice from Akita-ken
lol i swear to fuck everything in japan sounds like anime
Jonathan Mitchell
Troll twitter account. Note that McDonalds doesn't actually sell malts.
Owen Scott
'Chocolate malted'?
Is this a ice cream cone dipped in chocolate that forms that hard chocolate surface on it?
Eli Davis
GEE I WONDER WHY
Nathan Martin
DAHHHHRUUUMMMPPPPFFFFAAAHHHLLDDDDDDD YOU DID EEEEEETTTTT AAGGYUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!
Jack Evans
No it's basically a chocolate milkshake. I'm assuming they're saying it like, grilled chicken, fried chicken, caked chocolate, barred chocolate, malted chocolat
They could've just said a chocolate milkshake OR they mean the candy called something something but it's malted chocolate balls
Landon Stewart
lol you don't care
Samuel Richardson
Huh?
It's just the oblast of Akita, how the fuck does it sound like it's from a fucking anime? You sound like you have a rather surface understanding.
Matthew Rogers
Haha! He'll only get ONE slice in jail, where he'll go for.. doing ...something? I guess?
Nicholas Nelson
>goes to china
>eats rice
>has his goods made in china
Ooommmmmggggg we were duped, hes actually a chinese plant!
Drrrrrrrummmmmmmpppppppppffffffffffff
Cameron Harris
>He loves rice
Is he /our/ guy?
James Torres
the boy knows the only real healthy diet is High Carb, low fat and moderate protein
Jace Richardson
A chocolate malt is ice cream in a cola. It's not a milkshake. And McDonalds doesn't sell milkshakes, they sell "shakes" because they phased out milkshakes (milk, icecream and flavoring) in favor of "shake syurp" added to whipped cream. They do not legally sell "milkshake" in any of their restaurants and have not done so in over 30 years.
Samuel Moore
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Adrian Wilson
RUMBAARUMBAARUUU
Landon Mitchell
TTTTEWEWWWEEWWWWWWWW NUUUUUEEEEEEKEKEKEKKKZZZZZ?!!?!!?!111?!/!
Ryder Peterson
GGRRRAMMMPPPPPFFDDFDFFFFF&^%$&^%$&&*@$@%$#&
Jason Rivera
Rice is patrician food you pleb.
Benjamin Collins
No fucking shit.
Jaxson Long
ROMOOOOLD BRUMMMMMPH
Juan Martin
ZZRRRUUUUUMMMPPPFFFF!!!!
Kevin Thomas
it is time to find a final solution to the mcdonalds problem
Carson Sullivan
How tf do you japs spot the difference in rice?
David Ortiz
>TWO SLICES
Angel Hill
Dahnald.....
David Diaz
I would like a ham and raw potato sandwich please with a side of uncooked onions dipped in soda water
Juan Young
LUMPFT
Thomas Robinson
DRRAAAAAMMFUUGGHHHAAALALLLDDDD UMMPPTRRRRUMRPHFRRRRRRR!!!!!!!111!11332,,,,>!1//2
Colton Wood
Its time to make rice great again
Jackson Diaz
CHERRY PIEMPFT
Leo Thomas
TWO SLICES DRUUUUUUMMMPPPPFFFFF
Wyatt Carter
>see article
>read NEWSPEAK
>it’s Newsweek
Every time
Ryder Williams
WUMPFY DUMPFY
Daniel Barnes
blumpf
Lucas Williams
i like rice and cherry pie too
Lincoln Powell
Not jap, you just need to spend a few years eating rice without distracting elements.
Same reason why I can now distinguish different japanese sake types.
Blake Lopez
>you just need to spend a few years eating rice without distracting elements.
I don't know, putting a few dill pickles on rice is pretty good.
Wyatt Bailey
>two scoops of vanilla
Wtf I love Trump now.
Brody Ward
Jaxon Richardson
DLUMPF MUST BE STOPPED
Aiden Hill
WE MUST IMPEACH
Elijah Rogers
I like how the media goes on and on about how Trump eats hamburgers and well-done steak, and act like he's a weirdo for doing so. Meanwhile, that's what your average American eats, so your average American is thinking, "Man, the media is out of touch with reality. Trump is really a regular guy." It's like how the media also tries to slam Trump for having sex and having money, as though that's somehow a bad thing and not an indicator that he's successful.
Jonathan Young
This is fucking shit, americans. Basically all fruit and a thin layer of crust.
Michael Perez
these threads are always so fucking retarded. why do i still laugh at colbertposting, i must be a crypto-ledditor afterall
Aiden Hughes
>benny g is /our cartoonist/ now
fuck I've been on this chan for 2 chanz
Owen Barnes
I found the russian hacker known as Sup Forums!
Kevin Martin
Mass repliers should be banned
Noah Kelly
"Chocolate Malt" is old slang for a chocolate milkshake.