I have £30,000 saved up. Should I move to Thailand and live like a king, with a hot Thai wife and the beach at my doorstep?
I've really grown disillusioned with the shitty weather and even crappier people on this Island. Asia honestly seems 100x better.
Does anyone here have any experience?
Shemales.
do the above but get a white tourist wife
You mean a dreadlocked hippy wearing harem pants or an actual proper tourist lol.
no, just go there to bang underage girls and come back. their legal age is 15
You can't live like a king on £30,000 faggot, this is from someone who goes to Thailand and stays for 9 months pretty often.
Decent condo's cost £600 a month, food is cheap, beer is cheap and the nightlife is good.
If you're paying for boom boom then it will be like 2000 baht a time which is like maybe 40-50 quid.
This is in Pattaya, you can obviously live out there cheap but you'll live like a Thai, living in £150 quid a month shit holes.
How old are you? Safed only 10.000€, even £ is more worth than €.
>a hot Thai wife
I would research the HIV rates around there, but otherwise solid plan
Nope you will get your money drained by a trainy-thailandese.
You can't own anything there.
they are doing lot of documentary on german/ british cuck who goes there , and once they drained all their money they are going in their parents house at 40-50 years hold.
get 150-200k£ saved up. go in central europa. buy a decent house and 2 flats you rent ,
Work your land and it should be enough to be autosuficient for a whole familly and your whole life.
PrEP is cheap out there desu, no aids for me when I go.
I did get the clap once tho, not sure how I never bareback, even if it's with a girl who isn't a "bar girl".
>A hot Thai wife
You mean one with a dick
enjoy your STD's OP
I meant $600 for decent condo's not bongbucks.
I would love your weather. Here it's too cold in winter and too hot in summer. Also, imagine the size of insects with Thailand's climate, no thanks.
>getting married
haha enjoy your money while you still have it
Race traitor. Go fuck some ladyboy in thailand and get aids.
how cold does it get in mauntainjew land?
>PrEP
Eh?
don't do it user
move to iceland
>Thailand
Why Thailand, why not go to Greece, Spain or something. Because it's more expensive? That's for a reason.
Looking to go Pattaya next Feb, any recommendations? Is the pussy good out there?
Hence why I need a wife, so I can 'own' a house there.
>Should I move to Thailand and live like a king, with a hot Thai wife and the beach at my doorstep?
Yes.
Do it. I spend half the year in Thailand and the other half in Tokyo. Both good and both better than anywhere in the West.
You will not regret it.
I would get built like that if I were taller.
Exactly.
-10 to -20 in normal places/conditions
-20c° to +40c°, depend how high you are as well.
the summer is suffocating because of the humidity and the lack of wind.
I tried Milano/milan once in august ... and it was awfull ... ( was same in switerland... )
The change of skin tone is the most important thing to notice here. Enjoy his dark brown asshole and 2 inch dark dick
Sounds like a sex tourism dream, but life as an ex-pat in a 3rd world country has it's negative points. You're moving to a worse country, than the one you're living in. You're moving to a country where the women KNOW there are rich white men coming, and will try to seek you out, to drain your wallet, with a secret boyfriend in the wings (there's been numerous articles on this - they prey on expats, with no intention of love or marriage, just money. They often have multiple partners you'll never hear about, who's rent is paid by YOU.)
The weather sucks. The politics there suck even worse, Islam is taking over parts of Thailand so you have to worry about that, and crime against whites in Thailand is skyhigh, you risk being kidnapped for ransom if you leave the city, and killed if your family doesn't pay up.
You'll live in a crappy one bedroom apartment, the food sucks, there wont be a hot thai wife, you'll be fucking prostitutes because proper thai women don't date whites, and the beach is full of litter and literal shit.
Don't believe me? Go visit. Find an expat bar, and find out the reality.
A better place for expats is Panama.
30k pounds is nothing, too. You're not raising a family anywhere for 18 years on that. You're either foolishly naive, or in for a VERY rough ride.
im moving there
what will you do when you get there for more money, do you have any skills?
if you are a beta, its likely you will have fun for a few months then get roped into a relationship with which theres a 50% chance she already has a kid. Even with no kid, thai women are increasingly needy and lets be real, 30k is not much money. It will be gone a lot faster than you think. Thai girls are really high mainenance and there are pretty solid teirs of women there. The hottest won't look at you twice unless your spending thousands a night at the clubs or met them through business. The hot really young ones that are naive enough to date you will likely come from the countryside and expect you to be a rich white man who can take care of all of their family, as i said already 30k isnt much and they will be gone real fucking fast when you start to run dry
Take 15k and go on a HOLIDAY
do not commit to living there with only 30k and no job, in 2 years you will just be another fat 'expat' that has run out of money and lives doing oddjobs and trying to scrump together enough change once a month to take a bar girl home.
Spoil yourself with a holiday and then come back to work then do it again, you cant live with that much money.
i lived in bkk and phuket for 4 years and now living in vietnam for 2 years, but i have a real job.
HNNNG
How did those nerd virgins get such hot girlfriends?
Dont fucking do this oh my god. This is the oldest trap in the book in SEA.
Poor girl gets husband, convinces him to buy a house so they can make a family together then when the divorce eventually happens a year or so later (or she just kicks him out) he cannot do anything since he doesnt have any assistance from local authorities.
Seriously google exactly what you just said and read some nightmare tales. I have lived in SEA for ages and thats litteraly the worst reason to marry.
Is Thailand the soyboy capital?
He assumes the Thai are as cucked as the Brits, who allow and encourage African men to move to U.K. And own property and a British wife
i can vouch for all of this except have never been to panama
They became their hot girlfriends.
What?
cool story, always thought of doing something like that but just not in asia and not permanently living there.. Whats the cheapest country in west/eastern europe for the USD?
Try Estonia or something
>never heard of anal bleaching
>the pin pecker'd Asian meme
>implying /trap/ connoisseurs want horse-hung honeys
No wonder you faggots are so triggered by BBC memes -- you've never been out from behind your fucking Amstrads!
>I have £30,000 saved up. Should I move to Thailand and live like a king, with a hot Thai wife and the beach at my doorstep?
Hi have you ever been to Thai Jonni?
If not - you gotta go yourself and see, there are pros and cons like in any place. I myself spent long time there (now back to home because of some personal issues) and basically yes, it is great, yet some people literally hate that place for whatever reason.
Also have you got any source of income? 30 GBP seems pretty good, but you will fuck it up in less than 2.5 years and it will happen much shorter if you don't limit yourself the hard way. As a native speaker you can try your luck as an English teacher, this is the first idea I can come up but you have to dig into it in advance when you r in Thai, cause using your life savings doesn't seem like a great plan.
what about money?
They became traps
the uk is shit, go to romania or something. you could buy a house with that money, then teach english or something. its cold in winter but the people are generally pretty ok.
I've watched my share of trap porn and Asian traps have dark tiny dicks and dark assholes. Literally the only traps who look good are whites under 22, if he wants traps he's already in the best country for it desu
Pretty much... That's why Pattaya has become a Little St. Petersberg since Putin started his poofter persecution pogroms.
>tfw Buddhist cleanse the best kebab AND have the best /traps/
I need somewhere a bit further than the damn Med.
What's Costa Rica like?
>do the above but get a white tourist wife
Haha no Thai girls are superior to whites in virtually anything
I cannot think of a more moronic person than those farangs who bring some shitty wife/gf to Thailand it is like going with your own food bought down the street to a michelin restaurant
30k is nothing. you're a retard if you think otherwise
But isn't that just a tad bit gay?
>inb4 gays aren't attracted to shemales
ok but it still has a dick
I guess Thailand or whatever have different views on homosex than here in the West
How do they trap you? You can always just leave.
meh it gets as cold as -30 here.
I've been before so I'm not going in cold. The beach is shit in Pattaya granted but places like Phuket and Ko Phi Phi it's still the stereotypical postcard beach. The waves are slightly bigger in Phuket too and I want to learn surfing so I'm leaning towards going there.
Do it Nigel. There's absolutely no chance the natives will tire of the sex tourists and Anglo losers buying up all the beach property and killing you all in a righteous ethno rage. Your country certainly doesn't need you there making white babies.
Those are before and after pictures, dummy.
>Should I abandon my home, nationality, and race guys?
Just fucking kill yourself. Brits are the worst posters on this goddamned board.
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No you wouldn't. - Tall fat guy.
fuck off stay away niggerfaggots
Don't be a degenerate. Thai women are pretty ugly desu
No faggot , just buy a sailboat and travel the world , the roasties will flow to you
I wouldn't move to any spic shithole, I see them here and can barely live with them as it is desu.
>£30,000
I don't think that's enough, brah. If you had 300000, invested in some real estate, then you could live of the rent they would be paying you in your England city.
30000 pounds is not enough to live anywhere, short of Africa, maybe.
>Iceland
>Posts Swedish legend Dolph Lundgren
hmm
>I cannot think of a more moronic person than those farangs who bring some shitty wife/gf to Thailand it is like going with your own food bought down the street to a michelin restaurant
Lol, every time I go to Thailand I see old, fat white men with their old, fat white wives by the pool. How those guys keep it in their pants when 100's of hot, 18 year old Thai girls are clamouring for their dick is beyond me.
one of those baltic states or just Estonia? they're reasonably safe, right?
America is even more cucked than the UK when it comes to immigration, I'm not attacking Britain
Burger /traps/ a mostly either men in drag who've been repressed faggots all their lives, or kike cut kids who plan to go the full metzizah p'ben split as soon as they can save up enough tips.
Sure -- a hawt Caucasian trap is likely the best on measure. But the odds are so low that you'd be better off playing the lottery.
An entire nation of 8/10's is better than a one with a one-in-a-million 10/10
>tfw using porn whores as a measure of anything real-world
better weather isn't really what it's made out to be
.t Californian
Rule of thumb is the cheaper and more shitty the European country the less they will accept you and the harder time you will have getting by with only English.
this. 30k is for breakfast, then what?
Do it mate. Asia is amazing if you're white, decent looking and have some coin. Live off your savings and plot a way to make money working off a laptop so you can bounce around
There is no such thing as a hot Thai woman. They all look like trannies.
Move to Helsinki. Claim to be a refugee. Finland will pay for your apartment during the year they take to process your application. When you're denied, just stay and Helsinki will take over paying for your gibs and they'll hide you from the federal government.
PrEP is a pill you can take before sex(at least 24 hours) and after that protects you from HIV infection.
It's now relatively cheap to buy, I bought 30 pills for 30 pounds.
You can do it regularly or event based.
Event based is 2 24 hours before bareback sex, 1 24 hours after and 1 24 hours later again.
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What do you do man? Some international sales rep for a big company or something?
Do you train the locals?
>Lol, every time I go to Thailand I see old, fat white men with their old, fat white wives by the pool. How those guys keep it in their pants when 100's of hot, 18 year old Thai girls are clamouring for their dick is beyond me.
LMFAO erectile dysfunction is the only reason I can come up with but doubt that was the case with all of them hahaha
You're not wrong about US traps. I've tried to find a good looking white one and I might as well just play lottery with my time. The internet ones are just that, internet fantasies
30k won't buy you a blue water boat that will be up to crossing the Atlantic or Pacific. 30k will get you a nice upgraded coastal boat, at best. 100k is more what you'd need for something to cross the Pacific, and have money to live on when you get there.
I looked into it. I wanted to sail around the globe when I was younger. One man boats in deep blue is fucking suicide. And, with piracy these days, too dangerous.
That's not even getting into the licensing and training to survive a trip like that.
>illegally invade country and drain their gov of gibs
Basically be a Mexican
Fuck off
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I've been looking into the whole 'digital nomad' shit.
There's actual 25 year olds out there making decent money while living next to the beach in Bali/Lombok getting massages all day and drinking Singapore slings. So if they can do it why can't I?
>There is no such thing as a hot Thai woman
OMFG said whom? Someone from a country where it is absolutely normal to see an unfeminine """women""" over 100KG? ROFL I cannot laugh harder
How have I never heard of this before?
Or maybe they don't like jungle chink women, im not attracted to any brown Asian girls. Even most japs are too dark.
>drainage program that would otherwise be used for a shitskin
Nothing wrong with clogging the system. Finns will shut it down faster if it's being abused by whites than if sand niggers were using it.
>Sounds like a sex tourism dream, but life as an ex-pat in a 3rd world country has it's negative points. You're moving to a worse country, than the one you're living in. You're moving to a country where the women KNOW there are rich white men coming, and will try to seek you out, to drain your wallet, with a secret boyfriend in the wings (there's been numerous articles on this - they prey on expats, with no intention of love or marriage, just money. They often have multiple partners you'll never hear about, who's rent is paid by YOU.)
The weather sucks.
ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT.
I live in London and it has worse food and worse living conditions than expats have in Bangkok. I wouldn't be surprised if crime is worse in London as well.
As to the weather, c'mon. It's constanlty cold and raining here, in Bangkok even if it rains it is very hot. I love hot weather.
As to the girls-it really depends. Lots of scammers but you can still find a decent thai girl if you try hard enough, you just have to understand they have different culture and value family over anything(most of them).
When it comes to money, yes this is an issue, but its not hard to date a very rich ladyboy or girl. I had offers from HiSo ladyboys to be their boyfriend and they would support me financially.
Yes, 30,000 is not enough. But you can have time of your life for 1-2 months.
A word of warning-once you try ladyboys, you won't be getting back to women.Sex is so much better.
Any rationale behind that or u're just a wow on urge to keep his race pure?
As you said, like bringing a shitty packed lunch to a michelin starred restaurant.
Also, screw the bar girls, we all know how to get them. But what about the normal thai women? The waitresses, the store clerks, how do you go about asking them out on a date?
The only people I know who do that either trade currency or bitcoin/digital currency, or day trade. I know a guy who's a math whiz who trades currency, and lives pretty fucking well in Hong Kong. I couldn't because when he starts to describe what he does my head starts to ache and my eyes glaze over.
But you're not going to be living the dream with IT skillz and MS Office skillz. You need to be living off interest of some sort. Most of those guys on the beach are probably trust funders, anyway.
"Gay" is a word, like "faggot" or "queer" -- they're aspirated sounds whose potency lie only in the ear of the listener.
As for the mechanics of /trap/ titillation... Well, most guys would suck their own cocks from birth, if they could. So, /trap/ fenis is a dream cum true for any male who is secure in themselves / their sexuality. Indeed, is far more enjoyable than a sloppy, acidic hole that loses its lustre after the list fades.
As for getting pegged -- it's optional. Many /traps/ even prefer not to "top" (some even cannot, period -- due to HRT or size). But the rectum houses the prostate (an erogenous locus for males), so denying thus is essentially depriving oneself of one of life's (((God)))-given pleasures, for the sake of some infantile, inculcated insecurity.
no I just don't find them hot. I find some middle eastern girls and South American girls really hot.
>Miss Thailand
>There are literally thousands of girls like that in Andalucia.
Sorry, not into dick. But you keep sucking it.
hnnnng i love me some thai soybois
>I've watched my share of trap porn and Asian traps have dark tiny dicks and dark assholes.
I have slept with over 200 traps and it's not true.I had Thai ladyboys with 8 inch dicks many times.
Currency trading is mostly algorthmic based now, so he's probably a decent coder/programmer as well.
Though why you'd live in Hong Kong when you're a digital nomad is beyond me. Enjoy your 100 square foot box for £600 a month while I'm next to the beach soaking up the sun.
it's breddy gud user, the whole city is built on pussy and ladyboys you'll always find boom boom, go to places like ibar and meet girls there, cheaper since they're freelancers and not tied to a bar so you don't have to pay their barfine and buy them drinks.
you can get pussy for free but it's easier to just pay and be done, otherwise they'll think you want a thai gf type relationship which never works since they're whores who want money.
also never go to Issan with a girl, if they ask if you want to go see their village say no, you'll be paying for their family to eat and shit, it's fun once to see real thai life but I wouldn't do it again 555