Clean your room

>Clean your room
>Wash your balls
>Stand up straight
>Slay the dragon

That'll be $10, bucko.

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Why was everyone fucking obsessed with this guy for a hot minute

Im going to buy this. Im not ashamed to like him

You forgot

>never be proud of your race's accomplishments if you're white

Why is everyone running from chaos when they should be diving in? It's the order that steals your soul.

Noticing a lot of anti-JP shills on Sup Forums recently.

He'll always be /ourguy so fuck off

>most basic thing your 50-year-old neighbor lady can say
>give me a million per year you worthless millennial cucks
>dont be proud of your race tho
he should sort himself out aka kill himself.

Because his original take on dominance hierarchies, archetypes, nietzsche, etc were all solid, then he came out and disavowed racial thinking so now he's getting a well earned "fuck you".

you will always be poor you anti-cap loser. Learn to have some self respect. Making money is NOT a bad thing. Jesus christ you have so much to learn.
You are probably 17 - 21 years old and have a IQ lower then 90.

Nobody gives a fuck about eceleb faggots shilling books for retards.

patreon.com/jordanbpeterson

>mfw he is milking so much money from retards that he had to hide the actual amount

Making money is a bad thing when it involves fraud and/or prostitution.

>it's inconceivable that the vast majority of the human population right now is actually so pathetic and useless that this is actually profound advice to them and they actually really need help

Y'all have more faith in humanity than I do, I guess. As someone currently in school and working in a place with a lot of coworkers, I have first hand experience that, yes, a startling number of people, men, women, old, young, are actually just a hairs breadth of cognition above generic NPC's, and very simple advice like this would substantially help them.
>Inb4 just let them squander their souls
Yea, maybe the niggers and spics, but the whites need to wake the fuck up already

It's PROFESSOR Peterson to you, bucko

I'm glad I'm not the only one who views them as NPCs. Sometimes I approach random people and ask them if they have a question for me.

>stop watching porn
here, now donate to my patreon you millennial faggots. varg should be a billionaire by now.

and how is exactly does that apply to peterson? go on, indulge me

Because he is a whore.

>collectivism is fake
That'll be 10 shekels bucko!

A lot of people grew up without parents so yeah, any advice like this is new to them

t. guy who grew up without parents

(single moms don't count as parents)

Did anyone really expect Dr Boomerson to name the Jew and go full 14/88?

good one. well thats explains everything.

>Clearly a veiled reference to how he plays lame IG
>Doesn't understand how based Chaos is

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>clean your room
If that's new advice for you, you might need to off yourself.

what about your grandad or granny? peterson "sort yourself out and clean your room" is literally the basics of being a grandparent.

When you brand and promote yourself on the Internet you are a whore. It's pretty self-explanatory.

>jp

Thats DOCTOR jordan peterson to you friendo buckaroo matey poo.

I like dragons

People really need to learn to embrace the Chaos before they all die from aneurysms.

Thanks OP, that's actually a good deal.

>/ourguy/ is a eceleb life guru
You're the same as the old ladies that buy The Secret

What step is "get blown at 7am sunday morning?"

its called knowing your worth and making money. something a self loathing loser like yourself will never grasp. enjoy being poor for the rest of your life fagit

He names the jew and goes full-on good goy

Don't you EVER say single moms don't count as parents. You are showcasing your complete ignorance. So ignorant, that you don't even deserve someone explaining it to you. I hope experience will be your teacher.

>Actually typed y'all
Cringe as fuck.

give me the pdf

>implying this millionaire psycho-analyst doesn't need more money
>implying his $70k a month patreon page isn't enough

>if you were born into shitty circumstances you should just die

It's called being a whore. Don't worry about me. If I decide I need money for something I will simply kill pedophiles and whores and steal their ill-gotten money.

>unironic y'all

kys

Dr. Jordan B. Peterson here.

Buy my shit and donate to my patreon. Also, white genocide isn't real and the Jews are really a wonderful and great people. That is all.

Regards, Dr. Jordan B. Peterson

What about
>pet a cat
That's a life-changing epiphany right there.

This. I'm embarrassed as fuck it took everyone this long to see the obvious. They should've realized he was just another brain addled boomer, just look sat his social programming where he has to virtue signal and be oh so offended for the poor blacks every time he has to talk about IQ science

Jordan Peterson is a charlatan and an opportunist who is picking the pocket of young angry white men who feel displaced by society (hint: they're not) and don't know how to handle their sexual frustration other than to take it out on those they disagree with.
His understanding of the ideas he continually critiques, namely Marxism and postmodernism, aren't even tenuous as much as they are purposefully fabricated in order to direct the unbridled anger of young white males in the direction of the academic institution by which he ironically happens to be employed, as it seems he has a personal vendetta against a system that has he feels somehow wronged him -- indeed he was even fired from previous positions.
He's a snake oil salesman who downplays the inherent dangers of Christianity and projects pure speculatory Jungian nonsense to make biblical narratives fit his agenda.
Anyone with even a little wisdom knows what this jackass is up to.

>That'll be $10, bucko.
But it's Dr.
The cover doesn't say Dr.
What the fuck?
it's Dr. for fucks sake!
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

clearly you have no skill sets at all. good luck navigating your way through this life user.

>don't be white

Nice pasta.

>Upset at words
Y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all yall

How anyone expected him to name the jew I'll never know. You'll never get that from anyone except through maybe an accident like Flynn implicating mossad. Take what you can from him and move on. God this board is full of children

cuck

Don't bother. Slave morality and jealousy exists on pol too.

I have more skills than a doctor has pills.

Dragons are fucking hot though.

Too bad he couldn' stand straight with his shoulders when it came to Faith Goldy issue.

>any eceleb
>being /ourguy/

>10 Times Jordan B. Peterson Subverted The Goyim

It's Dr. Peterson. Please respect his pronouns. Shit I mean titles. Please respect his titles.

He's laughing at so many people right now he has to write books because he can't keep a straight face on camera anymore.

>and have a IQ lower then 90.
Making fun of someones genetics is kind of low tho. It's like saying "you're 5'0 midget" or "you have no leg"

Sucking Dr. Peterstein's dick doesn't make you skillful in life, user. You're just another bum as your average leftist who tries to find some meaning in his shit life so he latches onto e-celebs such as Dr Peterstein and starts seeing him as a father figure instead of just another faggot who is willing to exploit you. This board doesn't welcome your degenerate kind, I'm sorry.

He said post modernism is poison.

He's not Justin Bieber.

Name the Jew or hang next to him.

He's basically gone full boomer.

He's not /ourguy/

He doesn't even need to name the Jew. At the very least he could've just acknowledged the all out war European government and cultures are waging on their own people. But nope, can't acknowledge that things might be changing from that white jukebox youth he was able to have while he tells the rest of us to suck it up and eat multicultural dick. Is it any wonder we've ended up here in the West with people like JBP at the helm? I mean it's one thing to tell your followers to keep it non-racial, but then to tell whites they have nothing to be proud of or attached to when our identity is most under attack? He's no ally of European interests. He's totally forgotten who's built these cushy lands he's been enjoying for decades.

A summary of the criticism:

> but he's a prominent figure who doesn't believe 100% what I do
> I'm not jealous
> he's not pushing my political beliefs while I post on a Mongolian basket weaving board and live at home
> why isn't he doing more of the things I want him to
> he makes way more money than I do by providing products and services
> I'm not jealous
> he says things that can be mocked if you only take the surface level, literal reading
> did I mention, I'm not jealous

Nice

I tried to warn people about him years ago, everybody told me I was a shitposting troll.
No one ever seemed to see what he was saying in between the lines

DUDE AN OLD MAN TOLD ME COMMON SENSE FOR $50 LOL

AHAHAHAHA this can't be real can it? Who does this boyo think he is?

Wow shareblue is really trying to shut down JBP. This guy is awesome and one of the few people in Canada that has a platform to demolish this institutional cuckoldry.

so I should by Hillary's shit instead?

>boyo
He really speaks like that?

Just read that and tell me that fame and money didn't go to his head, making him arrogant twat.

>an antidote to chaos
>not embracing the chaos
fuck this faggot

hey Jordan, its been a while

Sup Forums will irrationally latch on to anyone with an iota of right-wing beliefs, especially if he/she has mainstream appeal. It's sad that Sup Forums is just now discovering that JP (sorry, Dr. JP) is just another stock anti-white academic.

>Life advice from a Kermit the Frog sounding MF who married a used up roastie
Uh.. Yea no.

It;s not jealousy user, it's the stark realization that most people are still brainwashed POS and the white race is doomed to go extinct.
The only good thing out of the extinction of the white race is civilization goes with it

canadians are fucking weird

i love how dr.((())) is The stereotype of the e-celeb Sup Forums warned newfags about, buy his book for some sage advice user that will be 100dollers wash your ass and clean your room BASED

Peterson is garbage and will never be ourguy. kys, faggot

>tries to legislate against an axe to the face.

There is a great historical story about jordan peterson's archetype telling off a barbarian about how he was a savage and signing a law that would make it illegal to hit him in the face with an axe.

Guess what happens next ?

I only heard of this faggot because you faggots here keep sucking his dick in public. I'm still trying to figure out where the fuck Kevin Spacey disappeared to.

>It;s not jealousy user
Yeah, sure.

t. California faggot

>being this much of a smug fuck
He would rather entertain the tired "eevil white supremacist" meme and distance himself from his own passionate audience than maybe for once consider there's niche circumstances giving whites a reason to be identitarian. That's not close minded at all to you? He's selling a product and a large subset of his customer base feels alienated by the new product he is selling.

>selling something in a capitalist system makes you a whore
Let me guess, it's because he's selling skills and knowledge instead of a hard good? That makes him a prostitute? Or is it that he's successful at it? Or maybe it's because he represents an idea that wants to humanize people to counteract the in-group political bent of post modernism?

Shareblue hasn't had an internet troll army for over a year now. They are just some generic low-traffic leftie news organization now.

shareblue.com/

>tfw someone mis-titles you

This guy is just trying to kill his fame for shekels. He doesn't actually care about the west. When the difficult questions come out he hides because he doesn't want shlomo to cut him out of the system.

have a look at how many people are suing him over the future authoring.

>reading that shit instead of REAL LITERATURE

Invest and buy a house instead, you absolute moron.

Generic boomer trash, thinking the world revolves around him.

No, it's because he's a fucking Jew whore you faggot. He isn't selling skills and knowledge. He has neither to offer. Go make your bed you fucking retard.

thats another thing that pisses me off about peterson he is leading people astray from legitimate life things they need to be doing to rip them off

Nice. Proud of you, user.