MHA - My Hero Autism

Power rankings of Class 1-A if Hori wasn't a hack and actually had proper rules for using their powers:

1.) Deku
>no one should be able to stop his super speed and super strength with 100% OfA, unless specifically created to counter him
2.) Denki
>suffers from the classic "electricity is used to fry people!!" anime cliche (like fucking Pikachu); a strong enough shock (which he can definitely produce since his limit is 1.3 million volts) can easily stop your heart and that's instant paralysis + death if you don't get immediate help from a third party; he could even defeat Deku if the circumstances were right
3.) Mina
>virtually impossible to kill her without dying yourself in agony if you don't an ultra long range Quirk / high power sniper rifle and even then she might block the projectiles
4.) Todoroki
>basically a different version of Mina, weaker in damage/protection potential, harder to use, but slightly more versatile Quirk
5.) Ochako
>the possiblities are endless, they use like 5% of her Quirk's full potential in the series because Hori lacks imagination; puke or not she can kill almost anyone in the series by giving them a handshake
6.) Tokoyami
>very cute I want to pet his beak
7.) Bakugo
>the most overrated turd, his powerlevels unrelated to his actual Quirk - he can take hits from OfA that should obliterate him just because; he is able to sweat (=use his ability) in situations where it shouldn't be possible just because; and also the nitroglycerin he produces is magical, it's immune to the laws of chemistry just because
8.) Kirishima
>not much to add, his powerlevel placement is more or less accurate in the series; only 3 of his classmates can instakill him ignoring his ability but he's not as strong on the offense
9.) Tooru
>extremely underrated Quirk because it's used by a stupid slut who is only interested in the cock; just because she has to fully naked doesn't mean she can't hide assassination tools in her orifices and can kill almost anyone...

> ...in the right moment / the right opportunity (stealthily)
10.) Momo
>wasted potential, her Quirk could place her much higher but her approach to using it doesn't use it fully; much stronger if a Villain had this ability, it's great for terrorism or getting past metal detectors and then making a high power sniper rifle to assissinate people / rocket launcher for exploding kindergarteners, etc.
11.) Mineta
>very strong Quirk, Hori admitted so himself, there's almost nothing you can do to free yourself once you're covered in even just two well aimed balls; he's weak himself but he can immobilze almost anyone
12.) Tenya
>pretty pathetic Quirk really, but he is h-hayai, so he can be good at fighting petty criminals and low tier quriks
13.) Shouji
>weak offensively and defensively but very good utility, plus he is the naturally strongest guy way above anyone else in the class, so he can choke any nigga to death if he doesn't have physical stat boosting quirks
14.) Tsuyu
>almost interchangeable with the place above her, similar strengths but she is physically weaker so probably should be below him
15.) Aoyama
>no matter how powerful his laser is, he can only use it for a short time, its hard to aim, easy to dodge
16.) Jirou
>sonic attacks are shit in general, her is extra lame and easily permanently taken care of
17.) Ojiro
>even his weak ass Quirk is better than the bottom of the barrel below
18.) Kouji
>strength of his ability is limited by animal strength... so almost completely worthless both offensively and defensively; only reason it might have some use is utility (maybe)
19.) Sero
>Aizawa can do the basically the same thing and has an actual overpowered Quirk on top of that, the tape is worthless offensively and for capturing
20.) Satou
>completely worthless, he needs to basically use a "drug" to activate his power and even when it's activated it's weak as fuck; I doubt his strength goes anywhere near AfO 50% when he gets a lethal overdose of sugar

>*the tape is only good for capturing villains (but still weaker than other Quriks in class at that)

You just gotta accept that they're hidden nerfs in universes like these, electricity displayed in the manga certainly looks like it should instant kill everyone, but for some reason some people are just brushing it off.

You just gotta accept that the physics has just fundamentally differing points than our reality. If you can just take that in maybe you won't be autistic.

autism.gif is right

And yet Bakugo gets hidden buffs.

No chapter this week?

Deku is the one with the largest "hidden nerfs". A single hit from him should basically knock out or kill anyone without enhanced strength/resistance yet it doesn't. From Class-A, the only one who should resist Deku's punches is Kirishima.

In 5 minutes.

I was going to respond out of boredom but I got to Mina and realized you were a retard

Mina is a strong

>Denki is number two
oh I see this is low quality bait

She's weak and has no range. It's a shitty quirk, especially if you try to be autistically realistic about them.

*a strong person of color

she's a strong pink woman and she doesn't need a man

Lady

fixed it for you
>20.)Deku
>Would die from shock or be horribly crippled when using 100%. Having both arms and legs turn to jelly would not be fixed by recovery girl's power which was said only to stimulate the healing process. Weak because he can only be strong once

Yay for proper rules

What about the students whose quirks were shown from other classes or schools? Where do they fit in?

and this is why in the future there will be more focus on hero-groups and teamwork than on a single heroes performance
>how long until All Might completely bites the grass?

Are you seriously asking a guy who wrote
>3.) Mina
>virtually impossible to kill her without dying yourself in agony if you don't an ultra long range Quirk / high power sniper rifle and even then she might block the projectiles
>4.) Todoroki
>basically a different version of Mina, weaker in damage/protection potential
>5.) Ochako
>the possiblities are endless, they use like 5% of her Quirk's full potential in the series because Hori lacks imagination; puke or not she can kill almost anyone in the series by giving them a handshake

I'm a little drunk and want to see where he goes with it.

okay, seeing as we will have teams on the future
what would be your 'dream-team' if you had full control and you're not restricted by classes/school-specific teams
>you can mix willy-nilly
excluding already established heroes and teachers
>because that would be cheating

Why does she dress & act so erotically then?

I WANT TO MOUNT LADY

Eh, she's too sexualized. Or asking for it too much, if you know what I mean. I just fapped to her once or twice. Meh.

You are an idiot.

>She's weak and has no range

Not him but she pours powerful acid if she wants to. She can throw it with her arms like she did in the license test.

Todoroki, Bakugou, Inasa, Shindou and maybe Deku. That way, there would be the aces of all three schools, and Deku, who will become an ace one day.

Kouda (animal-talking), Hagakure (invisibility), Shinsou (brainwashing) is my espionage team, bar none.
Monoma is particularly unique, because he is essentially the backup to any existing Quirk. I'd also file him into my team for fast objectives.

Shit, how could I forget Momo as well? She'd keep our gadget costs down massively, so long as she builds a self-destruct sequence in them.

>Todoroki, Bakugou, Inasa
the guys who lost the exam because one is a rude brute
>if he'd been nicer to the guys from HUC he might have passed
and the other two rather spent time fighting each other than the villain
I am sure Deku and Shindou will do their best to teach them the power of 'Teamwork'
>and I think I remember that Shindou is really good at putting on the nice guy-ACT
>so, really he's a backstabbing bitch
>would Deku be able to teach those four to get along and be good teammates?

...

He can still kill half the class with his One Punc- I mean Smash without him dying. Only fully erect Kirishima should need life threatening amounts of Deku's power to beat.

Nice nonarguments.

If I were to put them in the 20 above, then
>Tetsutetsu
same place as Kirishima, obviously, maybe even slightly above
>Neito
somewhere in 10-15, it looks like an interesting Quirk on paper but it's too limited, both in acquisition + time limit + can't use more of them together
>Jesus Girl
somewhere between Mineta and Sero, hard to judge how strong her vines really are compared those two (definitely not as restrictive as Mineta's balls but more controlable than either of their Quirks)
>Yui
probably the strongest girl in her class actually, but I don't see her making it into the top 10
>Itsuka
similar tier to Ojiro
>Jewzou
10-15 tops, and I'm being generous here - ground only, non damagaing and potentially escapable... very bad
>Manga
probably some top 5 material
>the rest of 1-B
nobodies
+
>Inasa
above Ochako
>Shinsou
top 3 material against people who don't know its drawback, virtually useless against those who do

>would Deku be able to teach those four to get along and be good teammates?
Sounds like the tagline for a teen comedy movie desu.

>Manga
>probably some top 5 material
We don't even know what his quirk is.

Would be pretty funny if she threw it a few degrees to the right instead.
>Oops!
Would Mineta die if he was hit by the acid?

hopefully

That's why I said probably. My instinct tells me it's going to be some joke-tier but actually overpowered ability.

Maybe he can rewrite the manga he is in.

It would be extremely painful.

Generally agree with this list for the most part but

>16.) Jirou
>sonic attacks are shit in general, her is extra lame and easily permanently taken care of

It may be 'shit' but it has tremendous potential. He Hori pulled some shit out of his ass, her power could probably be the most OP.

I like this one, bar Monoma (maybe), they all seem to be very willing to actually cooperate with each other
>unlike others like
which would fall apart for obvious reasons

>Nice nonarguments.
No point in arguing with someone who is so blatantly wrong

>sneak up on her from behind
>grab her ear jacks as handlebars and then...

kick her ass?

Well, Monoma did get most of Class B to go along with his plan during the obstacle race during the sports festival, and he passed the teamwork focused license exam, so he probably can work pretty well with others, but just doesn't like to.

uhm hello Japan where is the chapter??

He'd probably be weighed down, like a heavy curtain draped over him. Those balls didn't get destroyed on purpose.

Japan here. Gaijin pig go home!!

>notice she jacked into your hands and is about to shatter your bones from inside
Up to 6 meters long, that's quite a range.

5 minutes baka

Is it bad that I think that Kirishima is kinda cute?

I thought there wasn't going to be a new chapter
we just had one

it's been 5 minutes already you kisama teme

Jirou would be #1 because of her range and ability
A sonic attack to your eardrum would leave you on the floor completely defenseless, lightheaded, and dizzy if you're trying to apply any form of realism here.

No, you have good taste user.

I wanna cuddle with him and have him keep me warm.

>have him keep me warm
but user, that isn't even his quirk

who here can translate Japanese?
and how canon is SMASH?
is it even made by the same person?

19.)Mineta
>Utility quirk on a deformed midget. Completely useless because his baby arms don't have the strength to lob them far or with much speed so anyone can just dodge or stack them with a shield and even if he wasn't a midget they'd have to hit exact places to have any effect
18.) Tokoyami
>The fire light from Bakugo's explosions was enough to dispel his berserk state. An LED flashlight would wreck him
17.)Ochako
>Has to palm someone to use her quirk. Wouldn't be able to use her meteor homerun because removing gravity would still not allow her to pick up the pillar. Any man would just have to grab her and you'd have your standard hentai rpg scenario

Yay for realism

Too bad I have no bones.

>Any man would just have to grab her and you'd have your standard hentai rpg scenario
No, Ochako is pure..!

>She makes the villain float
>They have to hold on to her and without gravity they can be pretty acrobatic as they wrap themselves around her, feeling her all over before fucking her face.

>and how canon is SMASH?
>is it even made by the same person?
It isn't (to both).

Todo and Inasa will become BFF's
>screencap this post for future reference and as a proof of my fortune-telling abilities

>Any man would just have to grab her and you'd have your standard hentai rpg scenario

Nigga, stop it before I box you

This is pretty hot really. I would like to rape Ochako in this way, and I normally don't rape girls.

>and I normally don't rape girls
what? you normally just rape boys?

>implying you can rape boys
Fail joke attempt. Only male on female is rape.

So what's it called when you stick your dick up a boy's ass while he's crying?

Yaoi if it's a guy's dick that's being stuck up. Smashing the patriarchy if it's a girl's dick.

Oh good, that means they can't prosecute.

Yes, that's right. They can't.

MHA-threads only get lively after someone brought up either gays or rape
I am so proud to be part of this fandom

Which heroine would be easiest to rape? Which hero would be easiest to rape? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

your mom

>Which heroine would be easiest to rape?
Kyoka, she is the weakest if you look at the canon power list in the OP.

Disable her earjacks, cut them off, or grab them from behind and use as handlebars and then rape violently!

>Which hero would be easiest to rape?
Depends on which orifice. Mouth - Ojiro, boyhole - Bakugo.

So if 80% of people have quirks, that means that every fifth person is quirkless, so why does it seem so rare in the manga? For comparison, around 88-92% of people are right handed.
Pic unrelated.

Ragdoll and Deki
Ragdoll was found naked in atube, without powers,
and Deki can easily fry his brain making him a drooling mess who won't fight back
>or Aizawa
>I mean, if you're a mutant and able to catch him
this is far too much thought put into that

No, I think digging up a coffin wouldn't be that easy.

they're at a school for superheroes with superpowers
>I still think that policedude is quirkless

>So if 80% of people have quirks, that means that every fifth person is quirkless, so why does it seem so rare in the manga?
Most of them are killed by the Quirk-users, the rest of them are targeted and disproportionately shot by the police, and most of those who aren't violently killed by someone else commit suicide anyway before they reach the age of 30. But they still breed a lot because the minority position + the hostility of their environment provide a sort of cohesion of their group, and on top of that the communities keep the sexuality of the Quirkless girls in control. Any Quirkless girl who's in the Quirkless society is stoned to death if it's found out that she betrayed the community and was impregnated by a Quirk user (or a 'mutie' to them). As you see, the survivors are almost religious zealots in a way.

That's the explanation, probably. A very good one, but no one will compliment me for posting this. Such is life.

Huh, I thought his Quirk was to surround himself with black mist and teleport around??

What would you do if you had a revolver in your hand and saw this thing running towards you like that?

Aizawa is still an adult man and fairly experienced fighter. Assuming Monoma's quirk works similarly (not allowing him to copy mutant powers) being faced with a mutant would essentially render him quirkless, and he looks kind of twinky, so an adult could probably overpower him. In a similar vein, Shinsou isn't particularly physically fit (though he's gotten a bit stronger as of the last chapter), so if someone knew how his quirk worked and didn't answer to him, or better yet gagged him, he'd be easy prey as well.

wanna bet???

How much?

The show is focused on studentes WITH quirks, and not the people outside.
And yes, the statistic is wrong, but since the focus isn't there it doesn't really matter

I'd threaten to shoot him if he didn't run and buy me a hoagie and a soda.

Here's a compliment for posting this, user.

I would abduct him with a bunch of my friends, cut his scalp, drop cigarette ash on him, force him to drink from the toilet and stream all of this on the social media. That autist won't even know what's happening haha!

Here's a compliment, because I would not put it a part of humanity to uphold that.

Rikidou pls

>put it past a part*
One word missing and the meaning is all fucked.

Horishima had to have known what would happen when he drew this. He is literally pimping out his girls.

>literally pimping out his girls.
My Hero Brothel when?

Now already.

Only if i Can pay to fuck Shouto

Only if you're a male.

I want to pay the villains to beat the shit out of Bakucuck.

Stop winning everything you blonde faggot

>salty