But would user get in the fucking robot?

But would user get in the fucking robot?

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Of course.

of course, inner chuuni too strong to resist

With my dick out.

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Yes, and I also would have fucked the entire cast instead of being a pussy.

I'm sure you have a way with the ladies, user.

Would giving asuka 1 dose of a good dicking of fixed her mentalness?

Even Kaworu?

14 year-old? Would have required Rei frail body to fall on me and bloody my hands.

Me, at 20 years of age? Heck yes, I've always considered jet fighter pilot a career possibility, and this is a thousand times cooler.

disgusting

creepy

>creepy
Which part? I'm a pudgy, nerdy 14 year-old, I'm gonna need some convincing if I'm going to save the world.

>pudgy
>nerdy

What, do you assume everyone on Sup Forums was an athletic pussyslayer when he was 14 years old?

No, I thought we were going on the assumption that we were literally Shinji Ikari.

Especially Kaworu.

In a heartbeat. The outlandish nature of what's demanded of me, and that I am so singularly otherwise unfit to do it, would be sufficient evidence that I am both living in and the main character of an animu. Plot armor would keep me safe. I've nothing to lose, Sakura to dick. Forth!

14 year old me probably wouldn't have.

Well, assuming you have one, you do have a sanity to lose.

If I can cum on Asuka's face, and subvertly fuck her maybe not really but definitely yes

I'll be the only honest one here and say probably not until they pull the whole Rei thing on me.

If you were actually Shinji and there wasn't generic soap music playing during that moment it would be fucking harrowing.

What else would I do?
I'd get on a fucking bike if you gave me a room to live in for free.

Assuming my 14 year old self. I would, but I wouldn't like it. I'd basically be a less brave, but more well-adjusted Shinji. After the thrill of piloting a giant robot wears off fighting angels is fucking scary.

I was a pretty badass 14-year old so those angels better watch out because I literally know karate

What the fuck is forth? And do pigs eat it?

Anyone who said they would without any doubt is a lier or unable to comprehend what a situation like that would actually be like.

Kimochi Warui.

He didn't misspell it.

It's an American expression.
It means "advance forward, but take really big and triumphant steps so you look like a jackass"

yes

Where is that fucking robot and where's your delicious smelling son for the fucking, user?

The chuuni was the whole point when I made the thread, user.
I just wanted to see how many anons were playboys as children, were well adjusted, or knew jew jitsu.

Asuka knows karate and still got wrecked pretty good.

asuka only got rekt because she ran out of power and shinji was literally watching her lose

Tanks>robots
THIS IS FACT

You bet your ass I would, and i'd fuck all the girls too, Misato-san would be on my dick the first night, and Rei wouldn't be walking right after she steps out of that shower.

Asuka would be the only one out of my Harem that I would marry though.

I'd punch Gendo in the fucking face in the elevator and kick in Kaiji's watermelons for trying to NTR my waifu away from me.

I'd act nice for Kaworu but when we take a bath together i'd attack him with a boxcutter.

Those angels are pussy shit, I wouldn't even cry and the show would only be like 13 episodes long because i'd never run away.

Instrumentality would be like two seconds because i'd say "fuck that noise" and wake up on the beach, i'd be happy that everyone was dead except me and my waifu.

Pic related.

>Instrumentality would be like two seconds because i'd say "fuck that noise" and wake up on the beach, i'd be happy that everyone was dead except me and my waifu.
>not completely preventing third impact by helping asuka crush the cores of the MP evas, stopping them from regenerating when asuka runs out of power

He clearly is a reifagg.

Nah I like the killing everyone else part so we'll stick with that

Sure is 14 in here.
I would only enter the robot ironically, and only so I can make a very long rant about it after running away.

Nah, fuck Rei, she's a creepy little alien emotionless doll bitch.

I'd pump and dump just like the old man

>kick in Kaiji's watermelons
Too far,user.

BUT WHAT COST?

No way.

But didn't Shinji refuse to get in the robot as a rejection of his father, rather than being scared?

There were times she wasn't great before that. The final battle was her finest hour, she was amazing, I agree.

I would do what Shinji could never do, make love to Asuka.

It varied at times.

>Sup Forums
>the pinecle of failures in life
>would go to WAR without any doubt
>at 14 years old
>and fuck all Eva girls

If you have never put your life in risk, you don't have idea what you are talking about.
I had a gun at my head. Twice.
Even if you don't have anything to lose, the only thing you want is survive.

Synonym for "onwards!" or "tally ho!"

>sniper.pasta

You underestimate the power authority figures can have over a 14 year old.

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Dungeons and dragons words aren't real words. Gulag.

What are you, the vocabulary police? They're valid, if old-fashioned expressions, nothing to do with D&D. Unit 731

Forth isn't even obscure, you're just a retard

Just imagine the sweat and shaking from the adrenaline, the dryness of the mouth, the blur in his vision.

Imagine the constant weight of the world on your chest and lungs and neck day after day on Shinji.

Imagine.

I would, just because I was told to. I basically just always did what I was told, whether I wanted to or not

If only the rebuilds were like that.

this

I don't even watch anime I'm just here to shitpost and am bored of Sup Forums

And piloting something worth many times your life's total income is a dream all men share, that's why the air force exists. Plus, if I'm the only one who can drive it - and they let me go to school, and the kids know, how can you NOT be drowning in puss? I wouldn't be surprised if the kid got raped by a chick, which made him more of a faggot.

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I have the same mindset towards piloting an Eva that Mari does, so definitely. You get to beat down giant monsters with your bare hands. Who the fuck cares if you feel all the pain your Eva does? As long as you don't go above 100% sync ratio it's just an illusion.

You'd have to cut off Gendo's hand and eat it raw to stop him from starting instrumentality and THEN kill the MPEs.

Getting in the fucking robot was never the point

did people even watch episode 19?

Maybe the best part about the child pilots was JSSDF had no clue why they were necessary or so effective and just tried to do it themselves anyway.

The point was getting in the robot, but in a timely fashion. Shinji's indecision is what caused him the most trouble in the series. If he broke Bardiel's limbs like he did in Retake or came back as soon as he knew Zeruel showed up then both of those fights would have ended with much less suffering.

The robot literally stinks of old woman...

The military engineers that made Jet Alone were aware that piloting Eva caused psychological damage, but did they just think that because of the neural link?

ITT: everything slowly descends into a Rei vs Asuka wank fest

>retake
I'm talking about the actual show not fanfics and your headcanon

anno literally spells it out in the last episode that the robots were a fantasy and a lie

That was all private, military weren't even allowed to attend Japan Heavy Chemical Industries's demonstration. Tokita didn't appear to have information on the specifics of synchronization or the identity of the pilot, either, or he'd certainly mention them while he's ridiculing and shaming Akagi and Nerv.

They weren't a fantasy or a lie, they were just a facade to draw in otaku. You're right in saying that the point wasn't whether or not he got in the robot, and I'm right in saying the real problem was his indecisiveness and self-doubt.

Angel's have nothing on my mother as a super mech

Younger kids than 14 in South Africa, in this very moment march to certain death against much bigger forces than their own shitty militias just because dindu-warlord-zulu told them to.

The point is i'd probably just pee myself and hide.

Yes. Can I pilot this one?

Yes, but I would be almost crapping my plug suit in fear while doing so

Im suprised to see that most people would agree to get in the robot. If i would have been in the exact same situation as Shinji i definitely wouldnt have. It would have just appeared rediculous to me. How would i have been able to control a fucking giant robot and even fight against something that actually wanted to kill me with no training whatsoever? I guess iam a real beta or cuck or something like that.

No, because mechas are gay and impractical. Also, they're ugly. If I'm supposed to enter a giant metal coffin, at least make it look pimpin

You're just not full of shit user.

Of course. Then I would piss myself and die when fighting the angels. Still worth it

14 year me was drinking himself to a blackout drunk every night so maybe by accident depending on time of day...?

Most people lack the experience of real pain or trauma.

>cancer vohr xPP

Would the fact that the world's safety depends on whether you get into the robot or not change your mind?

Without a doubt. I want to die anyway, If i got to do it in a badass mech then that's even better

What mech would you want to pilot?

I'd do it just to experience what LCL breathing feels like.

if the world depends on a 14 year old boy who has no idea what hes doing, i dont think that the future of humanity would be looking very bright anyways

If approached correctly and before the angel attack had begun, yes, absolutely.
In Shinji's place? Fuck no.

Zearth is the only appropriate answer if you actually want to die.

It's a lot easier if you're being guided by your mom's ghost and the illuminati.

Even if you weren't afraid of the robot and the monster, it's completely reasonable to doubt your father and the weapon he's built for as long as you've been alive to only be usable by you and not his hundreds of staff or the actual army outside. You have a right to know if brain problems run in your family.

I'd walk Misato and Mari home gently, give Rei and Asuka plenty of headpats and hugs and turn them into lesbians for each other, molest Kaowru and Shinji and bro out and be drinking buddies with Gendo.

Probably yeah. I have some temperament and will left in myself so probably.
If I knew what was going to fucking happen in the end I would've stomped Gendo's retarded ass and still tried to kick ass.

How about we speed up that process user?

Yeah and I'd be fucking terrified.

This is how Evangelion should have ended.

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No, let the injured girl do it, she did it before, she knows her shit.

Don't worry user. There's more where she came from.

In "war" men who are mentally ill/twisted/degenerate can find a place where they are useful, even where they can excel. Wouldn't be surprised if some of these faggots could do alright in that environment. A lot of them don't seem to care that much about their lives anyways.

If I remember myself correctly at the age of 14 the thing I wanted to most do was kill someone.
War isn't hell, War is where people that don't fit in peace reside.