How do I get permanently banned from here? what do I have to do?

How do I get permanently banned from here? what do I have to do?

I really want to be banned forever. Please mods, heed my request and permaban me.

I have spent too much time on this website.

Is this the neet version of a suicide attempt cry?

What's the mattter OP?

And you can get IP banned but if your IP resets its basically like nothing happened

Post anything that even resembles furry.

Permabanned a millisecond after you hit "submit". Mods love seeing nigger dicks, so those threads usually last a couple of hours.

Learn some self control you child

Just make a thread requesting cp and there you go permabanned

install blocksite faggot

You'll just end up resetting your router and getting a new IP anyway
See you tomorrow

I just realized that I have grown addicted to this place. I have been sitting here browsing and posting and getting nothing done. This needs to stop. I don't want to be forced to post cucholdporn every 3rd day just to get banned.

It's not a permanent solution. I need something that cut the ties for real.

Accurate but degenerate

This ticket is one way only. There are no stops or turning back, you are here forever.

do a jordan peterson thread in lit

jesus swedes are even more pathetic than I thought

Fug man.

Is there no other way? I don't wanna get arrested IRL..

FML

even if you are banned you can still come here just not post lol...

call your isp and tell them to block 4chans ip address on your line

...

Even if you get B& you will still Lurk

Don't forget, ur here 5eva

Dude just get some minimal will power and go and do shit, period.

grrrrrr

Ett fantastiskt tillfälle att öva på personligt ledarskap. Tål du inte att va här så dra.

The posting is too addictive. I just can't stop it's creating such an arousal. Do you guys have control over your posting habits? Do you just sit "30 minutes and you're done"? I have ben sitting here for 8 hours for now and neglected my houseduties, neglected eating, neglected homework, neglected everything!

You can do that? Hmm intradesting. Might try that.

>så dra
Det är ju det jag försöker men jag är för hookad. Hur länge brukar du sitta? För mig är det här stället är rena opiet..

You get permabanned if you call for a raid.

Come on mods. Permaban me. Don't make me keep begging like this..

You can still browse when you're banned, you just can't post. What you are looking for is a parental control software. Block Sup Forums permanently with a gibberish password you could never remember. Viola.

Where do I call raid? I am willing to post anything (that isn't illegal in sweden) to get me permabanned.

The addiction goes away completely when the ban occurs. The lurking isn't addictive at all.

Post cheese pizza
you'll get banned and thrown in prison hopefuly getting fully banned
you can always come back even with perma ban
but you can't come back if mohammad rapes you and kills you in prison
SO DO IT FAGGOT

Any board, any post or reply. You would need a target (i.e. website or youtube channel) but I'll leave that up to you since I have no interest in getting whacked with the ban hammer.

Slide thread, fuck all Swedes except LiL PEEP.

>The lurking isn't addictive at all.

I don't lurk when I'm banned because I get triggered hard when I forget and go to respond to something

start a flat earth thread on /sci/
or even start a moon landing thread here.

I was hoping mods would heed my request and do it as an act of kindness. Surely there is no need to get violent here?

Not slide thread. I genuinely want to be banned. I have posted several porn threads, but it only got me banned 3 days each. Now I am looking to get permabanned, but it seems impossible. What if you get addicted to this place, don't you wish you could request to get banned?

I started a porn thread on /sci/ but it only ended up with me getting banned on that board (for 3 days). Which was not a solution at all.

you can still lurk if you get banned Sven

Ok well, If I don't get banned by this thread I will just keep posting cuckhold interacial porn threads here. Atl east that will give me 3 day bans, each. It will result in the entire board getting contaminated with shitposts though, which is not my intention.

Lurking isn't addictive for me. Once I stop posting, the entire lure of the website goes away, it stops being fun. Getting banned is the only cure for internet addiction.

Find something else to do

>Start a flat earth thread
>im just gonna post cuckold interracial porn

you do realize the latter is encouraged right?

Im just pointing out facts as many people allready did
getting perma banned means nothing, you just cant post. also you can proxy, vpn, and change your ip if need be.

Why don't you accept that there is no going back, and just try to make a diffrence.

Get fit
Eat healthy, stop eating estrogen foods, eat more testosteron foods
and you'll feel happy, confident strong, willing to change the world.

Have you considered self control and moderation you milquetoast cretin?

cp? do it on /po/ though so no one but a mod sees it.

you can just turn your modem on and off and you will be un banned anyway. If you are truly addicted,you won't resist turning it on and off

what you need to do is just keep spending your time here,eventually you will get enough and Sup Forums will get boring

inb4 new game+

Jag försöker vara inne högst två ggr dagligen bara för att se om det är något nytt som hänt. Men mer än 30 minuter i en sittning är bokstavligen hjärnröta.

När du får ett infall så gör några armhävningar istället. Träna själv disciplinen, och hitta något annat att ersätta det med. Aktiv meditation är något jag rekommenderar starkt.

Sitt bara tyst i en stol och tänk på din andning i 20-30 minuter i sträck. Ingen telefon, ingen musik, ingen stimuli annat än det du ser runt omkring dig. Du ska se hur tankarna börjar sortera sig själv.

Lycka till.

SWEDEBRO, you need something to do. stop shitposting on the internet and start acting politically in your own country. organize, work with your local like-minded political party. volunteer for duties like handing out fliers, or making phone calls. fix your country before its too late

dump some chocolate milk down the drain.

youre welcome.

Ask azazel

>Själv disciplinen
Skriver så in i satan för lite på svenska. Självdisciplinen*

ive been here for 7 years m8

sounds more like you're addicted to being banned than addicted to Sup Forums

>När du får ett infall så gör några armhävningar istället
Bra ide.

>Sitt bara tyst i en stol och tänk på din andning i 20-30 minuter i sträck
Också bra ide. Uppskattar tipsen. Men jag undrar om någon annan har det problemet, att dom sitter på Sup Forums i 8-9 timmar? Jag kan inte vara den enda..

Naw, I only started doing the shitposting a few days ago. And even If I'm addicted to getting banned, the problem would still be solved by getting permabanned.

Sup Forums is all you have/can have. Embrace the love of god for sending you here

Jesus christ I bet you have cuckold pork don't you. Someone who realises something is bad yet takes steps to make someone chastise him rather than abstain is a few sandwiches short of a picnic son. Sort yersen out lad.

Huh thats wierd. I've been here 5 years,I was only addicted for the first 6 months or so.

B-b-ut I just want to get permabanned..

Why won't mods permaban me? Please mods, listen to my prayers.

Lol what the hell. No its not all I have, its just that this website is causing me to experience long pockets of lost connection to the time passed. I sit here, and it feels like 10 minutes have passed, when 6 hours have passed. It is not normal and this internet addiction is real.

All websites should have a "selfban" function.

Lol, Nope, I only watch normal heterosexual porn, if you must know. I don't see how getting self-banned is such a big issue? But a qustion to you sir: What if you get addicted to something, wouldn't you want its access to you to get limited?

Also mods. Permaban me now. DO IT.

you just have to say your are underage,let me show you

i am 6 years old.

ok lets try.

I am 6 years old. What is this cool website about? wow so cool memes!

I once got instant permabanned for posting a gif with a man licking a chickens pussy. Apparantly it was against the law.

hahahahah I need to find this. I will make a thread as a tribute to it.

I need the self-B&-chicken gif

Also i had a picture of a little girl leaning her arm on her daddies lap, the thumbnail looked horrendous.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Sup Forums Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha.

Mods, I know you can see this. I am on my knees (not preparing to suck) wanting you to ban me now so I can go on with my daily duties. Please hear my prayer, dear mods gods. Let me be the first one to gets the permaban on request. Thank you.

you're not gonna get banned unless you break the rules.

you're here forever

Just turn of your PC. Try to have one PC free day tommorow, see how much you will achieve in just one day.

but. I don't want to break the rules sir. I am a decent citizen that just want to on with my daily inquiries as a worker. I didn't deserve this, I didn't deserve Sup Forums.. My life is ruined until I get banned.

Please mods, don't let me be a tormented soul with this addiction any further, I pray to your good graces. Ban me or this addiction will be the end of me.

Yeah, I can do that. But as soon as I turn on the computer, as soon as i see the Sup Forums on the history as recomended when I type in an adress to a website, the urge to browse takes hold. Nothing can resist that urge. Quitting Sup Forums is harder for me to quit than cigarettes.

admit your true age that you are actually 12 and you'll be banned instantly

>The lurking isn't addictive at all.

90% of users are lurkers, most people almost never post. I post about 1-2 times a week

GIVE Sup Forums THE NUCLEAR CODES

>How do I get permanently banned from here? what do I have to do?

I got a three day ban for posting my dick :^)

They seem to be handing out only 3day bans..

I assure you, once those lurkers start posting they are in for a big addiction surprise. I used to be a lurker for a long time too before it got this bad. You will see for yourself oneday, when you realize you have been up all night posting on Sup Forums. At that point, you will remember that guy that posted the self-ban thread.

>151883781
Post something like pic related

>They seem to be handing out only 3day bans..

Do you think they didn't find my dick very intimidating? Would I have gotten a perma ban if I had a dick over 6 inches?

I'm depressed now :(

Was it a thread? Did it have an accompanying image? Maybe this is the only way.. maybe Braap-threads are the solution.

start a new thread and claim your sixteen or seventeen they wont ban you unless the age makes sense

>modem reset, clear cookies
like this?

The only way to find out is by trying it yourself.

Ok, give me the ultimate recipe for getting as long ban as possible. I will break all the rules at once for maximum impact.

> Sweden threatening to unload his vast collection of cuckold porn on us

fucking kek

>go to rules
>break all rules
claim gets on every thread, post mlp, cp, etc
or just post porn here and evade the ban

>claim gets on every thread, post mlp, cp, etc
Ok I will make a thread will this. I will do the greatest rule-breaking Sup Forums has ever seen.

But is this necessary though? Just exercise some self control. Just do other things, and dedicate time to 4ch when you're done.

Install impulse blocker for firefox

It helps

>But is this necessary though
I wish it wasn't but mods leave me no choice. It is 21:43 here in sweden and I have been sitting here since 12.00 . I didn't even eat lunch. This is a disaster.

Impulse blocker? Is it another url-blocker? The last one didn't help so much. Does it help for you?

This

>cuckold pork

Muhammads wife was dripping wet, begging for the Big Pig Cock (BPC) she so desperately craved.

“I need it so bad, his 4 inch smegma ridden chose just isnt doing it for me anymore.”
The pig squealed with delight as she wrapped her moustachioud lips around its oblong, mutant shaft.

“SCREEEEEEEEE”

“Are you ready, ready for this sweet sweet pussy? Im like a ripe date, dripping with sweet sweet juicy goodness”, she exclaimed as she presented her fat, misshapen ass.

Where her massive bush wasn’t obscuring it, her lips actually did resemble a date, in both color and texture.

The pig mounted her with force and fury, humping the air mindlessly.

Aisha said a quick prayer to aid him.

“Inshallah, guide his forbidden meat to my daddy cavern, with your hands Muhammad (pbuh)”.

With that, the ghostly apparition of none other than Muhammad himself appeared, a miracle of the ages. His holy hands guided the unholy pig dick into her waiting cunt, a cunt stretched wide by her father and his father before him (and his fathers fathers father when she was an infant).

The pig ejaculated within seconds, outlasting her disgrsced husband, shamefully watching through the window while fucking his prized goat, Abu Bakr.

The pigs cock slipped out of her, and with it a stream of bodily juices, which Muhammad greedily lapped up while masturbating furiously.

“Wowee what a show that was” exclaimed Soren, as he mopped up the mess.

wat

just say you're underage and voila

see

Ok lets see if it works