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Nullpo

Gah!

Kurisu is cute. CUTE.

What would you do if you had a Maho?

hair cut and breast implants

You sick bastard. Leave my Maho alone!

How could you do such a cruel thing?

I wholeheartedly agree with you, kind sir.

Truly an exceptional specimen.

You come up with a plan to save kurisu and send it to your past self along with a time machine that past you can use in two attempts to save her.

Do you:

A) Immediately give him all relevant information so his two attempts have the best chance of success possible.

B) Decide you need to traumatize him by having him stab her once because that was what you did and you want him to also experience that despite the fact that it made you an unpredictable neurotic mess. Not bother giving him the rest of your plan or telling him there's a way to get around convergence unless he gets slapped.

Kurisu is an example of apex cutelewd.

Dr Pepper is fucking shit.

Y-you take that back r-right now

this

>tfw you've never tried Dr Pepper
Should I trust this user?

No. It's delicious.

It's basically just a cherry coke. If you like that you'll like Dr P.

>cherry coke
never had that either

Go ahead and try it. Just have some orange fanta or something nearby to rinse out it's awful taste.

>fanta
>good

Whatever, orange soda in general is the best by far.

I tried it a few times and every time you reach the end of the bottle, it gets fucking disgusting even though it's great when you just opened it.

It tastes good to some people and shitty to others. I've been on both sides. It's fucking weird.

It tastes like my cough medicine so I don't like it.

Dr.Pepper is unironically my favorite soda.

Orange soda is trash.

Objectively false, they taste nothing alike at all.

Dr pepper is gross, cherry coke is bretty gewd. Dr pepe tastes like ass with peppery 'spiced' notes to it. Cherry coke tastes like coke with artificial cherry flavouring

>orange soda
>good
seriously man, kill yourself

Trust him or not, you try it once for the intellectual experience.

>spotted the nigger

I hate nu/pol/

>Dr pepe tastes like ass
That about sums it up.

You are a disgrace.

Fanta is shit but Orangina is god-tier

Pepper is not actually a doctor. He is a fraud. Do not drink his fraudwater.

indeed, who Mountain View master race here

that's some shit taste

poal.me/cupufs
This should answer some questions

But I don't like ALL orange soda

Well you like some orange sodas so pick orange sodas you nigger

bruh

r-rude

Coke and Pepsi are for normalfags.

I just finished anime and saw the OVA and movie after binging it the past couple of days, where should I go from here?

Read the VNs

fap to kurisu doujins and cry yourself to sleep every night?

idk, that's what I did.

she could use a bob cut

Has anyone here ever trief to mix dr.pepper and orange soda?
Just curious how it would taste like.

delet yourself

Probably wouldn't even be that bad, like a fruity cola. People in third world shitholes drink way worse stuff

You fap to Kurisu every night?

>getting rid of the fluff

Die.

No, she couldn't.
I mixed cola with some orange soda. It tasted like shit.

Remove yourself.

>I mixed cola with some orange soda. It tasted like shit.

user, why do you know what shit tastes like?

>user, why do you know what shit tastes like?
I'd like to remind you that we're in a Steins;Gate thread.

Okabe needed to fail once so his future self can come up with a plan

Every waking second of my life.
Wanna hear a secret? I'm typing this with one hand.

youtube.com/watch?v=rQHwO6LPT9I

Cute.

Is that so?

Such crimes agaisnt humanity are against Geneva convention.

you sound like a dangerous person trying to run an experiment like that

What can we do to protect Maho from such cruelty?

Why do we need a S;G general?

Buy it a really nice kennel.

What do you mean 「general」? You are posting in but a humble thread.

>Falling for the carbonated sugar water jew

i want to marry Mayuri!

>he's a water swilling peasant

DEAR GOD

What's wrong user?

Stop playing with my heart and my penis!
Go on please

What are you looking for?

Go wild, post your favourite Kurisu pics, all Kurisus are great.

Still mad, I am so fucking mad.

Okay. Are you ?

Mayuri is olev.

>nobra
HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

Yeah, that's me.
You're doing God's work, user.

I'm still totally confused by that. What possible reason could there be to alter the seal?

I knew that Sup Forums had shit taste but I didn't expect it to be this bad

I don't know. And you can clearly see the original seal in the character sheets' background.
Chiyomaru deserves to die.

...

>fanta
>not tango

How long have you been doing it for? That post was a while ago.

>That back
>That neck
>Those shoulders
I didn't even know they could be lewd.

I never stop, user.
They make new Kurisu porn faster than I can beat my meat at.

Surely you don't spend all day fapping to Kurisu.

What is she so afraid of?

Sometimes I also cry while fapping and sometimes I sleep during the day to fap during the night, yeah.

fuck her
anally

give her a hug

Lewd times with Okabe.

never buy the big bottles, always buy it in cans

I drink like two bottles a day when I'm at university when deadlines are near, way better than energy drinks for focusing my READING STEINER

Wow. How many times a day?

You know I've never actually had it in a bottle before.

Let's put it like this: if I ever saw a girl even just slightly resembling Kurisu I would most likely kidnap her.

I'm surprised nobody finds that Dr Pepper tastes like almond

Reminder that you can't get Kurisu drunk with just Dr. Pepper thus Dr. Pepper isn't the best drink.

I know she has a really cute butt, but Maho is NOT for lewd.