>Survives 4 plane crashes his entire life. >Can predict what you say before you even say it. >Breaks a cops finger with a bottle cap. >Pulls a tommy gun out of nowhere and goes guns blazing against a vampire. >Uses a grenade for the vampire to swat away only for it too pull the pins of several more grenades and incinerates the vampire alive. >Beats a thug without even throwing a punch. >Deflects the eye beams, the most lethal ability of a vampire, using shot glasses. >Tries to infiltrate a Nazi facility by dressing as a woman and bringing Tequila. >Fails but still knocks out two soldiers using coconuts and a swift kick. >Uses hair from a Nazi officer to successfully deflect bullets. >Tears a ancient being in half by letting himself be absorbed. >Turns a pillar men back into stone. >Uses pigeons as a weapon. >Was able to scar Wammu despite being outclassed at the time. >Succeeds in completing Hell Climb Pillar despite having no training before hand. >Intellect and strategy matches Esidisi >Uses a wool hat to kill him. >Survived his first actual encounter with Kars. >Defeats Wammu using various methods. >Broke Kars bone blade. >Plan on beating the ultimate life form? RUN AWAY!!! >Flies a military plane despite having no training before hand. >Crashes said plane with Kars in a Volcano. >Tricks Kars into thinking the Volcanic eruption and them being flown straight into the atmosphere was all his plan just to piss him off. >Survives the way back down. >Marries a woman he met a couple weeks ago during his recovery. >Crashes his own funeral. >doesn't die young
truly the best JoJo
David Green
Your not wrong, you also forgot the part where he had an affair to make one of the best jojos
Caleb Harris
Who are you quoting?
Juan Barnes
>Survives 4 plane crashes With survivors!?
Jose Brooks
>Seduces and bangs a woman less than half his age at 64 >Prepares the massive undertaking against Dio >At 69, gets into multiple fights and survives, two on his own >Zips around Cairo like Spiderman and successfully runs way from Dio >Buys time and warns Jotaro of Dio's stand, sacrificing himself, still comes back >Gains respect from his illegitimate child at 79
Truly best JoJo
Nicholas Sanders
Got one more episode to go of stardust crusaders. I dig it, but nothings really made me go oh shit like the tommy gun reveal and some other moments.
Colton Johnson
>is used only for quoting
Where have you been all these years?
Ryan Watson
>survives 4 plane crashes his entire life >caused two of them intentionally >rides on a plane at the end of Stardust Crusaders with no problem
Xavier Rodriguez
He's quoting the events of Joseph Joestar's life, baka
Hudson Baker
>Four plane crashes He had the one with Speedwagon, Kars, and the begining of SDC. What was the last one?
Aiden Mitchell
Part 3 is my least favorite part. 4 is so dramatically better.
Matthew Jones
Death XIII.
OP didn't mention stuff like the various other transportation methods he used in SDC getting destroyed either, like the boats or the submarine.
Grayson Taylor
>Is a shell of his former self at 79 and you can see him falling apart due to old age >Once amazing warrior and mythical figure still dies to time, just like anyone else Hit too close to home
Thomas Rogers
I can agree when people says that Joseph is the best I can't understand when people says that Part 2 is the best
Alexander Garcia
>my grandfather was a soccer star all his life >witty, sharp, energetic man >rapidly unraveled due to dementia >died only remembering my grandmother, the love of his life Blog aside, >even as a shell of his former self he still had the wits and determination to save the baby in that lake
Angel Flores
(me) I was just surprised the motherfucker came back to life
Bentley Evans
>I almost nutted from my mom naked
Jason Martin
I want another story with Joseph. He is simply the best. Jotaro can't compete with his Stand
Jordan Bell
>less than half his age wasn't she 21? That makes her less than a third his age
Noah Gutierrez
>Lost against D'arby quite embarrassingly I mean I love Joseph, but damn.
Andrew Sanders
how the fuck did he manage to get that chocolate on the glass
Asher Powell
When he picked it up to check for irregularities he stuck it to the bottom
Wyatt Sanders
thats some slight of hand
John Hall
Joseph couldn't steal the spotlight, same thing happened with Jotaro in part 4
Nolan Lee
He is a lifelong gambler
Sebastian Cooper
>cheats on his wife, got kicked out, and was useless against dio >stand is useless
Kek
Brandon Cruz
>becomes a frail old mans >despite Hamon increasing your life force
Either he forgot about it, or he just sucks with it
Samuel Stewart
>almost
Joshua Garcia
He doesn't want to outlive his family
Brody Johnson
Did you not pay attention in SC nor part 4? He was neglecting his hammon training.
Cooper Butler
Why didn't Star Platinum notice the sudden shift in the cup's angle?
James Sullivan
Plot convenience
Brody Wilson
Hermit Purple is basically an infinitely long hamon-conducting rope with additional remote-seeing abilities. That stand would have been absolutely dangerous in the hands of part 2 Joseph.
Isaiah Torres
Having extreme precision and vision doesn't mean you have the focus/brains to always use it
Justin Young
What kind of rational person would neglect a power that keeps you young and full of vitality
Liam Harris
>two on his own Empress is one. What is the other one?
Benjamin Wright
You have to work hard like a motherfucker for the entirety of your life to do that and joseph is a lazy bastard.
Jayden Rogers
>lazy bastard >ripped his entire life ???
Mason King
>Didn't know she was his mom >She looks like she's in her 20s Not his fault Lisa Lisa is a MILF
Ayden Ward
Thoughts?
Nathan Moore
Shouldn't his Hamon training have kept him young?
Chase Moore
What Hamon training? Since he didnt have gay aztec body builders trying to kill him, he spent his time enjoying his life instead of autistically training every day
Jacob Bell
>Implying Jotaro could steal the spotlight of anyone
Jose Lee
He stopped training his hamon after Part 2 in favor of becoming a millionaire real estate tycoon. Had no reason to believe he'd need it and probably didn't want to dramatically outlive Suzy Q even if he was fine with cheating on her with some random Japanese girl.
Zachary Edwards
He wrecked D'Arby the Younger, though. Who was arguably harder to deal with than D'Arby the Older.
Brandon Hall
I find it hard to believe that he stopped altogether with how good he still looked at 69.
Austin Clark
Time is the strongest character you can't beat it
Brayden Russell
Pucci managed it.
Nicholas Hill
Unless you're Jotaro, then you can just learn to stop time within a few minutes.
Carter Carter
kujo is worst jo
Alexander James
Well it's never implied that he died in SO so maybe he would have had his aging scaled back due to using hamon so much as a teenager.
Jace Morris
He ultimately got killed by a Stand which embodied the forces of nature, though. Clearly time wasn't happy with him cheating it.
But only in 2-5 second intervals and end up destroying your body if you overuse it
Nolan Nelson
I think Araki said Joshep was alive during SO
Bentley Perry
If he was then he'd definitely be a fucking potato in a nursing home by then. But he'd pull off the lifestyle in style and somehow bang a nurse despite being like 95.
Thomas Young
DAVID FORGOT THE CASEETE TAPE IN PART 4
Sebastian Butler
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Josiah Perry
jolyne a best jojo
Brandon Scott
>watched anime up to 4 just because >anime >read 5 just to get to 6 >6 was the best >no urge to read 7 im done with jojo
Asher Gray
thanks make sure to keep us updated on your future endeavors
Benjamin Jenkins
Nice video log, stick gatherer
Landon Flores
>finish Green Day and Oasis >the last 3 arcs of part 5 are still on the old scanlations with shit typesetting Buccelati best boy though
Aaron Clark
shes dead at this point so nothing lost
Jackson Mitchell
Yeah, if I remember correctly Jotaro says he's still alive to Jolyne when they first meet. I can't remember if it's actually significant in any way.
Grayson Perez
There really isn't any reason for Joseph not using Hamon more other than "Araki didn't want him to"
Elijah Thompson
This poster is Straitzo
Cameron Adams
>becomes a frail old mans >despite Hamon increasing your life force >What kind of rational person would neglect a power that keeps you young and full of vitality The kind whose greatest enemies were two vampires and a pillar man who were obsessed with not dying and wanting to live forever. It's most explicit with Straits but basically the same for Kars and Dio. Why would you try to live forever when you've seen how crazy it makes people?