Survives 4 plane crashes his entire life

>Survives 4 plane crashes his entire life.
>Can predict what you say before you even say it.
>Breaks a cops finger with a bottle cap.
>Pulls a tommy gun out of nowhere and goes guns blazing against a vampire.
>Uses a grenade for the vampire to swat away only for it too pull the pins of several more grenades and incinerates the vampire alive. >Beats a thug without even throwing a punch. >Deflects the eye beams, the most lethal ability of a vampire, using shot glasses.
>Tries to infiltrate a Nazi facility by dressing as a woman and bringing Tequila.
>Fails but still knocks out two soldiers using coconuts and a swift kick.
>Uses hair from a Nazi officer to successfully deflect bullets.
>Tears a ancient being in half by letting himself be absorbed.
>Turns a pillar men back into stone.
>Uses pigeons as a weapon.
>Was able to scar Wammu despite being outclassed at the time.
>Succeeds in completing Hell Climb Pillar despite having no training before hand.
>Intellect and strategy matches Esidisi
>Uses a wool hat to kill him.
>Survived his first actual encounter with Kars. >Defeats Wammu using various methods. >Broke Kars bone blade.
>Plan on beating the ultimate life form? RUN AWAY!!!
>Flies a military plane despite having no training before hand.
>Crashes said plane with Kars in a Volcano. >Tricks Kars into thinking the Volcanic eruption and them being flown straight into the atmosphere was all his plan just to piss him off.
>Survives the way back down.
>Marries a woman he met a couple weeks ago during his recovery.
>Crashes his own funeral.
>doesn't die young

truly the best JoJo

Your not wrong, you also forgot the part where he had an affair to make one of the best jojos

Who are you quoting?

>Survives 4 plane crashes
With survivors!?

>Seduces and bangs a woman less than half his age at 64
>Prepares the massive undertaking against Dio
>At 69, gets into multiple fights and survives, two on his own
>Zips around Cairo like Spiderman and successfully runs way from Dio
>Buys time and warns Jotaro of Dio's stand, sacrificing himself, still comes back
>Gains respect from his illegitimate child at 79

Truly best JoJo

Got one more episode to go of stardust crusaders. I dig it, but nothings really made me go oh shit like the tommy gun reveal and some other moments.

>is used only for quoting

Where have you been all these years?

>survives 4 plane crashes his entire life
>caused two of them intentionally
>rides on a plane at the end of Stardust Crusaders with no problem

He's quoting the events of Joseph Joestar's life, baka

>Four plane crashes
He had the one with Speedwagon, Kars, and the begining of SDC. What was the last one?

Part 3 is my least favorite part. 4 is so dramatically better.

Death XIII.

OP didn't mention stuff like the various other transportation methods he used in SDC getting destroyed either, like the boats or the submarine.

>Is a shell of his former self at 79 and you can see him falling apart due to old age
>Once amazing warrior and mythical figure still dies to time, just like anyone else
Hit too close to home

I can agree when people says that Joseph is the best
I can't understand when people says that Part 2 is the best

>my grandfather was a soccer star all his life
>witty, sharp, energetic man
>rapidly unraveled due to dementia
>died only remembering my grandmother, the love of his life
Blog aside,
>even as a shell of his former self he still had the wits and determination to save the baby in that lake

(me)
I was just surprised the motherfucker came back to life

>I almost nutted from my mom naked

I want another story with Joseph.
He is simply the best.
Jotaro can't compete with his Stand

>less than half his age
wasn't she 21? That makes her less than a third his age

>Lost against D'arby quite embarrassingly
I mean I love Joseph, but damn.

how the fuck did he manage to get that chocolate on the glass

When he picked it up to check for irregularities he stuck it to the bottom

thats some slight of hand

Joseph couldn't steal the spotlight, same thing happened with Jotaro in part 4

He is a lifelong gambler

>cheats on his wife, got kicked out, and was useless against dio
>stand is useless

Kek

>becomes a frail old mans
>despite Hamon increasing your life force

Either he forgot about it, or he just sucks with it

>almost

He doesn't want to outlive his family

Did you not pay attention in SC nor part 4? He was neglecting his hammon training.

Why didn't Star Platinum notice the sudden shift in the cup's angle?

Plot convenience

Hermit Purple is basically an infinitely long hamon-conducting rope with additional remote-seeing abilities. That stand would have been absolutely dangerous in the hands of part 2 Joseph.

Having extreme precision and vision doesn't mean you have the focus/brains to always use it

What kind of rational person would neglect a power that keeps you young and full of vitality

>two on his own
Empress is one. What is the other one?

You have to work hard like a motherfucker for the entirety of your life to do that and joseph is a lazy bastard.

>lazy bastard
>ripped his entire life
???

>Didn't know she was his mom
>She looks like she's in her 20s
Not his fault Lisa Lisa is a MILF

Thoughts?

Shouldn't his Hamon training have kept him young?

What Hamon training? Since he didnt have gay aztec body builders trying to kill him, he spent his time enjoying his life instead of autistically training every day

>Implying Jotaro could steal the spotlight of anyone

He stopped training his hamon after Part 2 in favor of becoming a millionaire real estate tycoon. Had no reason to believe he'd need it and probably didn't want to dramatically outlive Suzy Q even if he was fine with cheating on her with some random Japanese girl.

He wrecked D'Arby the Younger, though. Who was arguably harder to deal with than D'Arby the Older.

I find it hard to believe that he stopped altogether with how good he still looked at 69.

Time is the strongest character you can't beat it

Pucci managed it.

Unless you're Jotaro, then you can just learn to stop time within a few minutes.

kujo is worst jo

Well it's never implied that he died in SO so maybe he would have had his aging scaled back due to using hamon so much as a teenager.

He ultimately got killed by a Stand which embodied the forces of nature, though. Clearly time wasn't happy with him cheating it.

But only in 2-5 second intervals and end up destroying your body if you overuse it

I think Araki said Joshep was alive during SO

If he was then he'd definitely be a fucking potato in a nursing home by then. But he'd pull off the lifestyle in style and somehow bang a nurse despite being like 95.

DAVID FORGOT THE CASEETE TAPE IN PART 4

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

jolyne a best jojo

>watched anime up to 4 just because >anime
>read 5 just to get to 6
>6 was the best
>no urge to read 7
im done with jojo

thanks make sure to keep us updated on your future endeavors

Nice video log, stick gatherer

>finish Green Day and Oasis
>the last 3 arcs of part 5 are still on the old scanlations with shit typesetting
Buccelati best boy though

shes dead at this point so nothing lost

Yeah, if I remember correctly Jotaro says he's still alive to Jolyne when they first meet.
I can't remember if it's actually significant in any way.

There really isn't any reason for Joseph not using Hamon more other than "Araki didn't want him to"

This poster is Straitzo

>becomes a frail old mans
>despite Hamon increasing your life force
>What kind of rational person would neglect a power that keeps you young and full of vitality
The kind whose greatest enemies were two vampires and a pillar man who were obsessed with not dying and wanting to live forever. It's most explicit with Straits but basically the same for Kars and Dio. Why would you try to live forever when you've seen how crazy it makes people?