Asuka and Kaworu

What kind of relationship would these two have if they had met each other?

Asuka would have murdered him. He's an angel.

But what if it was Asuka who Kaworu met in that episode, and not Shinji?
What if Asuka had fallen in love with Kaworu? I think she wouldn't be able to bring herself to kill him.

Pretty sure she would have thought he was a complete fucking weirdo with how nonchalant and emotionally straightforward he was and try to avoid him.

Touji is the superior crack shipping option.

>one wants to be adored like a godess
>the other is already god, but has no interest in women whatsoever

I'm genuinely interested how this could work out. How would they meet? And what would they even talk about?

That depends. The whole biblical combination of seduction and betrayal can have an effect on people. I can't tell what Asuka would do (not even Asuka figured out how to be Asuka), but if someone took your (you), you'd pay it back a million times over.

>nonchalant and emotionally straightforward
So basically a younger version of Kaji?
Yeah, she'd be all over him.

Except Kaji actually comes off as suave and cool instead of alien and weird.

Asuka has daddy issues, so she wouldn't like Kaworu either.

That's not what everyone else thinks

And he'd be like Jesus with Mary Magdalene. God, what a horrible cut you have. Here, let me fix it.

Is that Okabe?

You made me imagine an alternate timeline where Okabe is the NERV chief engineer. Kimochi warui.

Asuka hates everyone but Kaji, so it would just be hatefucking, at best.

But Kaworu is basically a younger Kaji

A karekano one.

For some reason i think it would be unsettling to watch.

>Kaworu
>Younger Kaji
What
Asuka wats a man with whom she'd be comfortable, a hero who can make his own decisions and be independent, that's pretty much Kaji. She tries to convince Shinji to act accordingly, since she likes him, at least at the beginning (remember volcano episode) but Shinji is Shinji, he's a faggot
Kaworu on the other hand is a twinky alien boipucci lover, so probably no

Kaworu and Kaji are very similar.
Confident chad guys who make pussy wet all around them.

>unsettling

You're thinking Kaworu, you need to think Karl.

Double suicide. He doesn't want or care about anything else and she'd have to already be in real trouble to make him notice girls exist to begin with.

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That's one ship I will never understand

I'm pretty sure she would be too creeped out with his chill attitude.

Had some fun in PS.

I wonder how Asuka would react if Kaworu was ugly as fuck, but kept the same personality and motivation.

She seems attracted to the chill ones, like Kaji

Getting real sick of all these butthurt kids going back to school making these shitty bait threads.

How is this bait?

Lurk more.

Hot pockets are a sign of anxiety, by the way. They're tying themselves up because they mustn't run away.

>relationship
I feel like both would be uninterested with each other.

Shut the fuck up Ryo, you fucking faggot.

Yeah, a faggot that delet fallen angels, instead of trying to turn them around. Apology for avatarfagging but I just can't help myself today.

Ryo is a literal homosexual faggot though.
You want to avatarfag as a dick-loving homosexual? Be my guest.

So what. It's just another dick you're not having for lunch today, OP.

Reminder to sage and report.

Wow rude

Reminder to bump just to piss this fag off:

>not understanding fun

Sad.

Shitpost elsewhere.

>shipping
>fun
I'm not 13 anymore.

This isn't a shipping thread

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You're right, it's a shit thread. Now fuck off kindly.

I don't understand how it's shit, I'm just curious how characters that never met would act around each other

Why is this so funny

Sup Forums is not for fanwanking. Fuck off.

Why do you insists on samefagging and not using punctuation?

Eva threads are usually like 60% fanwanking

And about 90% of those threads shouldn't even exist in the first place. That's a generous estimate.

And Kaworu somehow isn't?

They should. I need my (you).

Kaworu is straight.

Not the same non, but could you please elaborate.
That pic is cute btw.

Who am I supposed to be? I just got here.

There is nothing in the canon Manga or Anime to suggest Kaworu is gay, so we must assume he is straight.

dom/sub for sure

Can you stop replying to yourself?

I'm legit becoming existential here. Just like an Eva thread should be.
Can I assume you've got good taste?

Oh, so you're the user this guy was talking about!

Using your cellphone to samefag doesn't change anything.

>kimochi warui
Why? Okabe is so goofy, I'm sure something would have played differently.

Kawoasu still makes more sense than kawoshin

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>13:48:40
>13:49:46
Ebin, simply ebin.

>Kaworu is straight
My fucking sides
The only straight thing in Kaworu is Shinji's thick cock up his pale ass

Give me evidence that Kaworu isn't straight.
Oh that's right, you can't.

Can you imagine him ruining every dramatic moment with a poorly (or perfectly) timed joke? Or making meta comments to annoy the characters every time he's given the chance? In fact forget about it, we need to get Okabe into the next rebuild.

Truth is, Asuka would have fucked him cause she was bored. He would have let it happen cause he dont give two shits

Do you want evidence made by Anno's wife or by the Master himself? Oh, right. Newfags can't get past the panda.

What time does school start again for you?

Just report the thread.

Fun things are fun, user.

>Asuka asks Kaworu to fuck her
>he responds with pic related

This thread is not one.

>faggot fucking samefags again
Ebin. Don't you have some Kaworu guro to jack off to?

>he didn't watch Luluco

>mouthbreathing Kaworufag spams images from meme studio
Just keep making reportable posts I guess.

Okarin can save the rebuilds.

Nigga, what are you even talking about? You're starting to creep me out here.
Just admit you didn't get the joke.

Bro, just chill okay?

He's just mad that Kaworu cucked him away from his waifu

>le cuck yamyam

So..... this is... the power ..of samefagging.

I just want to thank the OP for all the (you)s.

All the people you were replying to, all the tasteless, meta or downright stupid posts, everything except the samefag/report user, they were all me, pretending to be four different people.
Coming into this thread, I had no idea I could have so much fun on Sup Forums, or that a real person could be such a __tsundere. You've proven me wrong on both points. Have all of my (you), user.

DON'T LOSE YOUR WEIGH
Mine is the middle one.

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>meme studio

This read is cancer, samefagging shipper should kill himself or do something useful

Thank you. A voice of reason.

More like this pls.

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Shinji deserves to be cucked so he can be with me

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Shinji is getting double cucked.

They did meet?

In the manga, not in the series.

In Death and Rebirth too

Poor Shinji

Yes. In the manga Kaworu walks into girls toilet when Asuka is on periods.

Why is this garbage still up?