Brit/pol/ - Best Monarch Edition

>Davis threatens to quit over Green's porn pics
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-secretary-david-davis-in-threat-to-quit-over-damian-green-porn-storm-a3707546.html
archive.is/LFe9H

>Corbyn in war of words with Morgan Stanley
politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/labour-party/news/91088/watch-jeremy-corbyn-blasts-morgan-stanley-
archive.is/LNIXk

>Donald Trump’s re-tweets are going to cause Theresa May some problems
www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2017/11/29/donald-trumps-re-tweets-are-going-to-cause-theresa-may-some-problems/
archive.is/4z6kW

>May's ratings hit new low: 32% approval : Poll
standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-mays-leadership-rating-plunges-to-rock-bottom-a3707101.html
archive.is/7P5Zw

>DUP may pull out of govt over Irish border
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/01/dup-warns-theresa-may-dont-count-vote-give-dublin/
archive.is/wswRh

>“Black Princess” Is a Step Toward Upending Global White Supremacy
teenvogue.com/story/meghan-markle-britain-global-white-supremacy
archive.is/Po9vC

>Thornberry roasts Green at PMQs
independent.co.uk/voices/damian-green-emily-thornberry-pmqs-nhs-westminster-sexual-harassment-scandal-a8081996.html
archive.is/3YEce

>Rebellion grows over Tory's Yemen policy
heraldscotland.com/opinion/15695991.Arms_sales_response_demonstrates_the_moral_vacuum_at_the_heart_of_Tory_policy/
archive.is/2lPkN

>Yes, MP Gyimah did quote Dumbledore on QT
thecanary.co/uk/2017/12/01/yes-tory-mp-question-time-nick-lines-harry-potter-video/
archive.is/DibA3

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Charles 1st best monarch

Just has a nightmare in which I murdered my down-syndrome siblings (I don't have any down-syndrome siblings) and I feel pretty shook up.
I don't think I can be a racist anymore. God said to love thy neighbour, I can't help but feel that includes all colours. I can't live with so much hate in my heart anymore, the weight is unbearable. I'm being serious. It feels like such a weight off my shoulders. This is like some epiphany, a complete 180 over the course of the time it took for my nightmare to play out. I don't know how I should feel, but relieved is definitely the word I think. There were a few other things that lead to this point, but I'm glad I'm here. I think I might right into the Guardian and tell them my story, perhaps minus the nightmare bit.

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I dreamt that I was asleep the other night

Pretty fucked up I can tell you to wake up in a dream

Might take this offer up

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>I think I might right into the Guardian
>right
State of our education system.

>childhood is looking up to thomas
>adulthood is when you realise that gordon was the best train

Sorry, sometimes I spell what I hear and don't put it down as the correct version, must be some kind of dyslexia.

Jacobotism = Only Solution

shit, wrong pic
fuck henry

>God said to love thy neighbour, I can't help but feel that includes all colours
I know you're memeing but even so I am exceedingly angered by this jibber jabber. God created us in His image, he gave command of all other living things to us to put to use for our betterment on Earth. Other races are not in our image, therefore they are not in God's image, therefore they fall in to the group of "other living things" for us to command. There is no such thing as racism, only herding and farming.

Just thick

Been thinking about the idea of the deal/hard Brexit referendum that could happen.

My gut feeling is people that voted Brexit would vote it again not happy with any deal. Remoaners, particularly the edgy student vote, would be put off from voting for a deal as its presented by the conservatives. In short I people would vote for an option NOT endorsed by the May cabinet.

Is a second referendum actually in hard brexiters interest? Is moggy secretly pushing for this?

That's ok. Only replied because of the obvious bait and you seem like you need the (you)s.

sounds qualified for the guardian tbqhwy

>How I murdered my downie dream family and stopped being a nazi

Go to the Sport, mate. Cash in the bank

>from middle east
>white
Also I'm not memeing.
No.
Not bait.

Put your trip back on.

lads I need some girl advice
I used to be super close to some lass in high school but moved away and we stopped speaking
Last night I finally had the balls and messaged her on snapchat, basically just said hey how you doing we haven't spoken in ages
Anyway we've been chatting all day but she takes for fucking EVER to respond. Like 40mins. But she's not acting like she's not interested, literally the opposite, she is asking me questions and engaging

anyone have any fuckin clue whats going on here?

>tfw voted Brexit just for the chaos

False awakenings a bitch. Wake up, go downstairs and put the kettle on etc. Then wake up in bed again.

The deportation of pajeets and pakis isn't racist, it's a generosity, to let them live in their natural habitat: Pakistan and India.

talk to her in person ffs.
do kids even speak to eachother irl anymore?

>from middle east
>white
So what you're saying is that everyone born in the Middle East is not white?

>asking Brit/pol/ for advice with women

I can't. She's at uni literally 5 hours away?

I'm taking a wild stab here, but bear with me: shes doing other shit and checking her phone when she can...

Then why bother talking to her online?

We need another Lord Protector to rid us of all the degeneracy

fucking hell, you have a phone, use it to -phone- her

Oliver Cromwell literally, unironically, ironically, literally, unironically did nothing wrong.

I only just realised today that Reddit ukpol is filled with momentum types, which was why it has become so screechingly leftist and senseless. Jesus, I was puzzled all along at why the blairite or lib dem posters sounded so stupid but it wasn't them

I'm watching In the Name of the Father

Ask her if she's free for a catch up then get wasted together if she says yes. If she avoids the question give it a couple days then try again. If she says no move on.

> asking me questions

could be good could be bad. girls like to have fun messaging and it shouldn't be too interviewy

She is being polite and isn't interested. Though it's probably just a bullshit story you invented to fill the time in this moribund general.

he let jews back into the country

Top post Levi

good maoist lad

because we live close together?
who the fuck only checks their phone every 50 mins?
who the fuck doesnt speak to a lass for 3/4 years then hops on the fucking phone out of the blue?

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apart from fucking the irish, cromwell did nothing good
all of our current problems can in fact be traced back to him

Hey, i've become a /britfeel/ agony uncle since going there to laugh at pube, doing OK:

God help them when my shite advice is the best they can do...

arrange to meet up over chirstmas is probs your best bet but you shouldn't be concerning yourself with a girl who lives 5 hours away ffs

>may will fuck up brexit and give us a norway-esque scenario in which we still have open borders
>corbyn will become PM and ruin an already weak economy
>300K+ niggers will still arrive every year

Prove me wrong.

s...stop it

>tfw dual burger citizen so voted Brexit and Trump for the bants

>Reddit

>because we live close together?
Stop answering things in rhetorical questions you Americanised git. How old are you, 18? 19 at most?

>she lives 2ish hrs from home
>i live 2hrs ish from home
>we live close

its doable m8

he who dares lad

>/britfeel/

>After Corbyn's election the UK will fall apart
>Enoch Powell rises out of the dusts, no more immigration, immigrants are expelled, and degeneracy ceases to exist

do you have to pay two sets of taxes?

You have to go

im gonna prove all you mongs wrong and fuck this slag just u watch
im gonna give you all daily updates

>when someone texts a girl more than you ever will

you ok buddy?

>only checks their phone every 50 mins?
People driving, out and about, with the sound turned off cos their at the hospital or cinema etc - living a fucking life.

What, you think birds sit there waiting for texts from you, conditioned to wet their knickers at the notification sound like pavlovs dogs?

You're not going to be having sex with her mate, she's not interested.

give penetration shots

>fuck this slag
Who said romance was dead, Lothario?

...which is why I said meet up over chirstmas when you're both at home. theres what 2 weeks left of term?

christ on a fucking bike a first 'date' should be a chilled affair not a 5 hour round trip

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kek

well she used to be so who knows

i know. I wasnt disagreeing with you.

dumb frogposter

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>People define apples in different ways
This linguistic relativity bullshit is start to really fuck me off.

a sunday night whilst shes at uni
lol.
also shes been keeping up the conversation when it could've easily died ya know?

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>there are non-Scots itt RIGHT NOW
disgust.jpg

Screenshot the messages. Let Brit/pol/ get her knickers off.

sex is overrated

can you screenshot snapchat messages without them knowing?

stupid frog submitter

>he thinks 4ch can't into romance

technically, although i have a turbojew accountant so only pay minimally more than i did before i moved to the states

already planning to

youtube.com/watch?v=RENk95HNh2w

Give it a try.

ok guys ive just fucked a lefty(correct triangular pubic bush btw, not all causes are lost), how the hell do I leave? Its 50 minute back to city centre, but i really need a shit. I don't know where the toilet is and she keeps popping the "maybe meet up later card". FML

> supporting Powell after his action or lack there of in the thalidomide scandal

disgraceful

Oh to be a timid little mong like you

>cant tell if this is Mairposter

that's right lad.
i'd much rather reshaft a grubby hoe anyday

ok acually next time she msgs me i'll just copy it out, i cant see her old msg now anyway

Too coherent

But do I just run?

you fuck off is what you do, you grubby little cuck

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suck it up stumpy

You see his fucked up post about running a little girl and her dog over drunk driving and fitting another dude up for it? Then going round to see the blokes missus while he he was banged up and fucking her....

I hope that shit is all just in his head.

>taking drugs for morning sickness

its dem ebil farmysuitickles

>no spinning disk
dropped

It is good fun though.

Ok I'm in the park. Now what do?

Who's going to play him in the inevitable biopic?

fucking stay there

Day-Lewis is great in that. The scene where he is in the cell with his Dad for the first time and he goes manic and starts ranting is brilliant.

Make your way home?

the disc is total pleb-tier pish. someone needs to make a grown-up robot with built-in shotgun cartridges + firing pin assembly. flipping is the only way, for now