PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #42 (Rosa Parks) 12/2/17
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>This Week @State 12/3/17
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>Jared Kushner @Saban Forum discussing jewishness of jews 12/3/17
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis Presser on ME 12/3/17
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>CIA Dir Pompeo interview @Reagan Def Forum 12/2/17
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>CIA Dir Pompeo/Fmr Dir Pineta Panel @Reagan Def Forum 12/2/17
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>Natl Sec Adv McMaster on NoKo @Reagan Def Forum 12/2/17
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>Pres Trump Speech in Wall Street Fundraiser (gets cut off) 12/2/17
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>Pres Trump comments on Tax Vote/Gen Flynn 12/2/17
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>Pres Trump departs for NYC 12/2/17
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>VP Pence announces passage of Tax Reform Bill 12/2/17
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>GOP Leaders on passage of Tax Reform Bill 12/2/17
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>AG Sessions on Tucker 12/1/17
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>KAC on F&F 12/1/17
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/Lybian PM 12/1/17
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #19 (Lara) 12/1/17
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>Nuke Alarm Test in Hawaii 12/1/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania light up Natl Christmas Tree 11/30/17
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AMERICA FIRST EDITION
AWOO
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AWOOOOOOOOO
DEFEND THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.
it's a comic book film, that's what makes it funny. loosen up your irony receptors
yeah for sexual fantasies and short term relationships, you don't ever get caught in long term though with them. I've had to turn women down that were gorgeous and all over me just cause of how insane they were. a lads gotta watch himself.
not a fan of the goggles catwoman
>ywn hear the squeak of that catsuit against her flesh as she slowly walks towards you and throws you to the bed
we may live to see the days of meat-on-her-bones mommy Taytay and idk if my cock can handle that.
I love Grimes
Awoo!
>California probably going to vote on legalizing magic mushrooms in 2018
Sigh.
ICE ICE BABY! FOREVER! AWOO~
Did anyone catch this shit?
We should go to sleep now.
>inb4,
I'm not a demon that feeds off the energy from other people sleeping so don't come to that conclusion please.
I like Heather and Michelle Pfeiffer catwoman
Imagine having such bad luck that you’re dying of a heart attack, and while keeling over you crack your skull on a nearby bust of abe lincoln.
The crazy thing is that I actually know someone that this happened to.
If you don't want to be caught, don't go public. They really aren't sending their best
there is no such thing as a slippery slope, they said
ICE, ICE, BABY, ICE!
More where that came from.
DEEEEDEEEFFEENNDDD THISSSSSSSSS NOOOOOWWW
>traps
What kind of crazy stuff they do? Stalk you/your friends?
I'm a demon who feeds of negative emotions.
Mostly my own.
>has armpit hair
>dyed said armpit hair
>grew out xer mustache
magar
where is felix?
POST EXPANDED VERSION
Just like they said they would stop with faggotry but now it's all about trannys and gender bending. Fucking communists are determined to destroy the west.
Guess he wasn't living in the shadows afteralll
>the gov't will never pay you to legally abduct humans off the streets and deport them out of the country
Sounds like like an eldritch abomination to me.
>mfw Chloe and Prince George marry and form a new, new world order to make all the wrongs right again.
What should be President Trump's next initiative?
Immigration - DACA fix and wall debate
Welfare reform - Paul Ryan wet dream
Infrastructure - Think they just spent too much to do this right now
Sequestration - This fulfills the strengthen the military talking point
Something else?
They need to hire more people, those sob stories are great.
No way man, Macron isn't suicidal. All of the leaders that hate him would be with the US if push came to shove. Everyone wants to be on the side of the winner. I was alluding to a war with China, not the EU.
No, but I hope you reported it.
LOCK HER UP
honestly cannot believe ICE let them get away
yea sure some may have died, but some may still be lose in america
it was just weird stuff like talk openly in public to people about her butthole and stuff like she had zero sense of social norms and she was just creepy and embarrassing to be around, even if she was all over me
So libs can get a guy fired just because he talked to NYT and ICE can't arrest an illegal immigrant when he makes himself known?
If they weren't illegally in the country, they wouldn't have been hit by Harvey
FEELS GOOD, MAN
If they had stayed in their home countries, they would have not had that problem. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I see, yeah that would be really embarrassing to have that around.
Isn't that just the German experience?
hehe...
ahahaha.
Aaaahahahahaha!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
ICE is not a disaster relief agency.
Dear diary, today I wrote a poem about my feelings on drumpf:
>Escalator ride...
>Recent event...
>Deeply concerned...
>Feeling regret...
btw I wrote this poem while overlooking $1,000 worth of flaming maga gear...... as you can imagine this is a sad day for all of us.... oh well, time to clean tears off m my keyboard..... uh, peace.....
I can't, they might have escaped
Forward this screenshot to fbi/school. Last thing Trump needs is a Sup Forumsack shooting up a school.
whats everyones opinion on mohammed bin salman ?
his foreign policy such as yemen have been a disaster
Can you imagine the boom in the bounty-hunting industry if privatized detainment of illegals was legalized
>just looked out the window
goddamn that's a big fucking moon
When do the deportations start? Kate deserves justice.
WHY does Trump do thing?
>clouds
>not bigger than usual
stupid normie moon memes
Half the illegals would be gone by now and even legal spics would get nabbed in this.
>not pink
ONE JOB
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>ICE ICE BABY! FOREVER!
I know that song
>Immigrant
>Because he spoke to a newspaper
No, they tracked him down because he's an illegal alien who broke into the country. He was able to be tracked down because he stupidly used his real name and address to contact a paper.
It constantly reminds me that I am on the right side of things when they have to lie by calling them immigrants.
nothing about blank codes
0.5/10 please apply yourself
All the time.
Nice.
Niggers don't have morals, especially when it comes to white women. Long as the white Dems virtue signal, they won't be affected.
That's a nice LARP, but forward it to the FBI, the local police and the school anyway
Hello there, GCHQ.
For us
UUUU
MAGA
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A WOOOOOOOOOOO
That would be epic. I would sign up in a heartbeat. Hell, ICE should just deputize citizens like in the old west. Those 50 million illegals would be gone in a year.
Based. Fuck you, Mittens.
Welfare reform is part of immigration. Infrastructure would raise money if it’s done the way he wants.
>Sup Forumsack
Never know man. Never know... I'd call it a CIA op.
Why is blumpfgen so slow all of a sudden? Was there a mass banning recently?
Report it
Tfw I didnt look out the window last night
>tfw will never get a (You) from the POTUS
>god help you if pence knows you are gay
I've seen bigger.
Are we choosing a wall soon? The prototypes are dry right?
NEW
That man is a true patriot.
Is that ribrianne's true final form?
(you)
>being alive to see a trump's presidency
>feeling sad
WTF man?
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i love this wictor guy sometimes
>tfw you'll never be Trump and give yourself a (me)
Graham has a gigantic war boner
Rusty is real human bean.
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Based Rusty
Here you can have one form the OP
>(you)
The the user that keeps posting the Unsolved Mysteries pic, you got me watching it now. Wife is pissed because the theme song scares her from childhood
>mfw my girlfriend howled "Awoo!" when we both orgasmed
it made it better too
I'm confused guys
The DOJ IG investigations FBI corruption is a jew.
I don't know what to make of this. Sessions seems to trust him.
kek, her scenes are really hard to watch.
>grassley is brilliant
>joe is retarded
not surprising