Is this your ideal woman Sup Forums?

Is this your ideal woman Sup Forums?

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Not smug enough.

>micro bikini
My ideal woman isn't a slut.

Ideal?No but i won't complain

Lacks boobs and penis.

This

No, this is my ideal woman.

Um, well...

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No this is.

No, this is.

No

>this VN apparently has deep story about life
Wow

>no buldge
No Dick, No Stick

Fuck off

Make me

Why do girls have to age?

Impeccable taste.

Not brown enough

I'm not a pedophile so no she isn't.

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is this smug enough for you?

smug.moe/

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Almost, but not fluffy enough

Jesus Christ DELETE THIS!

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You ruined the smug, anti lolifag

>hereditary-smug.png

What the hell is this VN even about?

>Sup Forums
>liking loli
It's not 2007 anymore.

smugness

A lolicon-but-not-lolicon-enough game.
I got blue balled so hard by the moralfaggotry.

>Translations never
>You will never make sweet tender love to your smug loli imouto

Stuff

What about train girl VN?

My Waifu would be the ideal, if she lets her hair grow.

No. But it's more likely than Monobeno. It's not nearly as long

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That's just a little girl OP, not a woman.

That's just a blob of fat, not a woman.

now I know where the smug-gens came from

>little sister
>voiced by Illya
Yes

Incredible taste

that's an ayy lmao

Oh..oh my

yes

>That fem pose
STOP IT BONER SHE IS EVIL

This. I wanted to bone the baby-later-toddler

Best taste itt.

It's about Japanese yokai and myths and shit. MC's family moves to their parents town out in the countryside, younger sister gets turned back into a loli, and they meet all kinds of yokai. MC fucks them all.

It got licensed by Sekai Project

Great. Now that that question has been answered, TRANSLATIONS FUCKING WHEN? I don't want to have to learn nip for this shit

Not only my ideal woman, also my favorite and most ideal onahole.

Do I get to fuck the little sister when she's a loli?

You can fuck literally everyone in the game

A little too lewd and could use a few more slight curves.

What a wonderful game. TRANSLATION FUCKING WHEN.

You can have curves, but asking for no lewd is asking for too much

>Sekai Project
WHY?

>hurting aqua's feelings

You monster

LEARN NIHONGO

Anons LITERALLY learn nip just for monobeno.
You're not going to get off easy.

>ephebo
Not even. That's an adult all and through.
And obviously, "pedo" is best.

And no lewds

Fastest way to learn nip?

Serious, long answer. Never.

A lot of the characters talk in older dialects that even native speakers have difficulty understanding. And we're not just talking one or two dialects. We're talking over a dozen different types of older, obscure dialects that most people who translate shit have never encountered before and that, again, are hard for even native Japanese people to keep up with. Anyone capable of translating that well would probably be a professional translator and wouldn't want to waste their time translating a loli porn game for free (or at best chump change).

Further, there are lots of puns and linguistic tricks in the writing which is a giant fucking pain in the ass for anyone who wants to translate something. How the fuck do you translate a sentence when it has 3 different meanings all layered onto one another? And there's literally hundreds of sentences like that in Monobeno.

Finally, there's tons of yokai and references to Japanese mythology and stories which many western readers won't be familiar with, so quite a bit of the material it will go over their heads without extensive author notes.

Finally, there's a lot of fucking porn. A LOT of fucking porn. Especially when you throw Happy End into the mix since LOSE added so many new scenes as bonuses. I think there's something like 118 scenes at last count and many of those scenes are extremely long. Translating porn scenes is pretty soul crushing and I can't imagine any potential translator not looking at that and crying on the inside.

Plus, you know, most of the porn is loli porn and that's never been terribly popular for authors to translate in the first place.

So realistically there's probably only a few dozen translators in the world that would be able to able to translate all of the different dialects, triple meanings and get the Japanese myth elements across to the reader, and there's no fucking way any of them will be interested in translating loli porn.

I bet those assholes are smugging to us. They're teasing us about porn, fully knowing we got none.

>look through the cgs in sadpanda
>adult imouto has the least amount of h-scenes
Fuck this game

I've never really thought about it.

Guess I have to add it to the list of shit I need to learn nip for.

Fuck you faggot. There are millions of eroge filled with nothing but cowtit bitches. Go fap to one of them.

Because Sekai Project literally hates lolicons. They know full well that Maitetsu is not going to sell in any way.

When the VN was written, LOSE basically had two groups of people they were targeting with it - train otaku and lolicons. The VN's "storyline" makes Nekopara look like Shakespeare. The majority of the VN is basically infodumps on trains and loli sex scenes.

So Sekai Project licensed Monobeno and is releasing an all ages version. They know there aren't enough train otaku in the west to sell the game, they know lolicons won't buy it without the porn and they know most normies won't bother because without the loli porn there is nothing other than infodumps on trains and normies don't give a fuck about trains.

They bought the property in order to prevent another company from releasing it with the loli porn intact, since Sekai Project doesn't want the VN genre to become associated with loli-porn in the minds of normal people they target on Steam.

What are you if you like both the pedo and the hebe version?

Eat a dick, pedo. Deliciously ripe imoutos are what I live for

I see it now. I see the smug they must have. They're proud of their blueballing.

Can't the H just be patched in?

Honestly it's going to be the crown jewel on your trip to learning Japanese and I would recommend you put it off for awhile until you're really comfortable with the language. Again, there's lots of dialects that will make a machine translator commit sudoku, so if you don't have a good grasp of Japanese to begin with, you'll be stuck flailing around.

That's what I did - I got my Japanese up to where I could read some basic nukige and then jumped into Monobeno and just felt fucking lost. I felt like I had spent 2 years learning Jap for nothing.

But if you just want the porn scenes, you can masturbate to them with just some rudimentary Japanese and a text hooker (just be ready for lots of bean jam).

What's wrong with liking all of 'em?

I don't want to just watch the porn. I LIKE stories about incest. So I guess I actually have to fucking learn nip. God damnit

>user likes incest

The smug comes from taking a screenshot halfway through blinking

Go be gay somewhere else.

Incest ROMANCES, not whatever the fuck Tomaru does

My ideal woman is tall, slim, and flat.

by killing yourself quickly

>>>/reddit/

There is such a thing as too flat, user.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/new/fag

>He got his wife, his daughter, his grand daughter his grangran daighter, and he did one more time
>You can notice how they get more retarded
>And could have continued but they got a son instead

from where this newcancer infiltrated? i never seen this a year ago though

I'm okay with small chests as well, doesn't have to be 100% flat.

3dpd
what are you doing

>3DPD shit
Fuck off back to >>>/reddit/.

dat nip.

I-it's only for reference I swear.

This looks so unappealing. Please just stick to 2D.