I can't believe this is fucking happening to me. My girlfriend recently started messaging some guy...

I can't believe this is fucking happening to me. My girlfriend recently started messaging some guy. She said he was a part of her online bird watching group. A couple of times I saw a text from him with kissy faces and confronted her about it, but she just said it was a part of his culture so I let it go. A couple of weeks ago she said she was going to Australia to take pictures of kangaroos and other birds. She just came back today, and she's fucking pregnant. She also said she's leaving me for some Australian guy. She said she loves his accent, and he has a sense of humor unlike me. What the fuck do I do? I'm literally fucking crying and holding a loaded gun to my head as I type this.

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This gives me hope that my oneitis will leave her jew bf for me. Thanks op

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you stupid piece of shit, we see that it's always that fucking elephant meme flag posting cuck and white woman hate posts/threads.

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kys subversive rats

t - an aussie

This is literally pasta, guys

Have none of you seen this before?

Lay off the soy milk. At least she didn’t cuck you into raising another man’s kid. There’s pussy all over the place. Stop being a SIMP and move on.

(OP)
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Damn, OP is no longer just a faggot. He is also a cuck!

Hilarious m8

hey guys what's going on in this thread?

ooh user just remember the tradcuck mantra: its always your fault for not being manly enough and alpha enough, so the innocent little angel HAD to find someone else

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
serves you right you stupid libshit

>she said she was going to Australia to take pictures of kangaroos and other birds

The average american life. I'm not even that good looking (better than your average american though) and when I was in the States all I had to do was say g'day and the panties would drop. Fucked many chicks with boyfriends but they didn't tell me that until after I had stretched them (and then we went at it again). Got in a few fights but without their guns Americans are pretty damn weak, might have something to do with the amount of soy everyone was consuming.

fuck off faggot pol is whattever we want it do be

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Fucken Scarnon poof, me mates call me Bazza and I’ve got a blue with ya sorry ass. You’re a drongo fat cunt who bludges all day looking at shithouse pictures. You are everything that is crook in the billabong. Have ya ever even got a root? Fuck mate, she’ll be right taking the piss outta other blokes cos you’re a sad cunt, but ya’ll take it to another level. This is sadder than having a bat to boongs mate.

Don’t be a ratbag. Just have a crack at me with ya best mate. Fair dinkum, I’m a top bloke. I was captain of the touch footy team and tops batsman at the cricket club. What games do ya’ll play other than “tossing off to pictures of Footscray birds”? I got all competent in my Cert IV at TAFE and have a sweet ass VL Commodore (she just got serviced, the engine sounds so grouse). You’re a fucken fairy who should just off yaself. Cheers for taking a squizz, m8.

You trusted a women

You fucked up

Grow some balls and dump that whore now

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DAS RITE

pull the trigger. don't ever pull a gun on someone if you aren't prepared to use it.

> I'm literally fucking crying and holding a loaded gun to my head as I type this.

You lost nothing of value. Think about it: you're crying after a "woman" which lied to your face, and betrayed you like a full blown slut (getting knocked up) for superficial (typical for the worthless modern day female) reasons like the fucking accent (there should be a limit as to how shallow an individual can get) and your "lack of humor", which is probably just something pulled right out of her ass because she thought one item on her list wasn't enough
to "justify" her sluttery.

You would be worse off if she was still with you - because you might have never noticed her true nature until it was too late (for you and 50% of your belongings). Just be happy that there is some Australian Guy dumb enough to take that slut as a girlfriend despite knowing how untrustworthy she is...

This place won't help you.

>Just be happy that there is some Australian Guy dumb enough to take that slut as a girlfriend despite knowing how untrustworthy she is...
kek
She's going to live with "Paul Hogan".
They're meeting somewhere called the Outback, near Sydney. I think it's some kind of steak house.

Of course that's all bullshit, just like OP having a girlfriend.
In the real world, OP is named "Bruce", and he made that post yesterday.
It just took 38 hours to upload, because Ausfags use jellyfish and buttlube to connect to the interweb, hence 60 threads with "1 poast by this ID".
There is no conspiracy of kikes or ShareBlue.
It's just Aussies with their 1989 tier 300 baud modems trying to shitpost.

You're welcome.

Don't kil yourself you pussy, shoot her instead and then ride the adventure from there.

Savage