>Open racism in the streets
>"Beer Economy"
>Millions of square kilometres to go and rape/Pillage/grow crops/Build a business/own a gold mine/kill back-packers/grow fruit
>Be best mates with any cunt you meet. Know he has your back in any situation with guns from his grandaddy's WWII tour
>Women are beautiful
>Alcohol/weed and smoking is accepted publically
>Homos are publically shamed
So where the bloody hell are ya'?
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Cause the internet is slow and expensive.
>guns
>free speech
I can't be fucked listing the rest, no doubt someone will dump it. NZ and Aus are well on our way to being UK tier. The US of A is the future.
>Always respond politely to Australian posters
I'd love to come sometime m8. Have quite a few colleagues there but never been myself. Is it true that your internet is shit?
Normie Kiwis are too lazy, never confront a problem until the day after it's too late
We have to have TV adverts to encourage people to suggest to a drunk person that driving isn't the best option
I'd take a passport from literally anywhere I could avoid winter.
Yes please. Im planning on studying abroad there next year. If i like it, ill stay. What do aussies think of americans? Also how hard is it to get a job there?
If I had to be re-born in any other country, it would be Australia hands down.
I grew up in rural Wisconsin and I always felt like there were some similarities between AUS and Wisconsin from reading about it.
Also, Men At Work is fucking awesome. I jam that shit all the time
>homos publicly shamed
Didnt you see the yes vote won by a landslide ? Your people arent welcome here anymore you fucking bigot homophobe
Yeah. I wouldn't fight for this country, these people. They don't want rights, they are happy with privileges. They don't value heritage, people, culture or nation, so why would I value them? Blackpilled but its better this way.
It's funny, I grew up in rural Australia and always wanted to live in Minnesota or Montana or something like that
I've never visited the US but I will soon
I'm gonna go to NZ instead, you cunts are alright, just not my cup of tea.
Australia seems like a fucking great, if expensive, country. But I doubt you'd let me in.
>women are beautiful
>millions of miles of land to go rape
I don't think there will be enough women to sustain the raping. Say everything starts off hunger games style and you just show up at the exact same time as everyone. By hour 8 so many women will be raped if they are "beautiful," That no one would be wearing condoms and they'd all be preggo and useless
Australians are dumb faggots and they live in a nanny state. Aren't you the cunts that have to tell the government when and where you plan to jog? And Helmets are encouraged?
Oh look another fat weeb 18yo trying out talking Australian because he'd get laughed at in real life. Gen Z are such wimps
Fuck off we're full.
Unfortunately we are full, no more room for anyone
Why would I want to visit a colony when I already live at the heart of the empire.
>heart of the caliphate
Because your chances of getting gangraped by muslims or anyone of colour decreases like 400%. The heart of the empire is not red anymore, but brown. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Whatever you say Chang.
ok, but how easy is it to actually immigrate from the US? I'm graduating soon and can offer a background in Aritificial Intelligence/Machine Learning and Data Science. Will I have to submit my meme folder for inspection or can I just declare it like with a gun?
Much as it pains me I just really don't wanna be around when the President tweets he hasn't actually been President this whole time, and everything is Paul Ryan/Mitch Mcconnel's fault :/
>believing this meme
Yeah nah you're not wrong
Maybe in the shithole towns but I live in a pretty much exclusively white area...there's one polish girl and a carribean pensioner couple, other than that, all white.
How does it affect my chances of getting raped by abbos or chongs?
Jokes on you cunt id rather live on Nippon vwith tge slants
get out before you make us look like even bigger fucktard m80
That last video looks comfy senpai. I'm scared to look at what modern Australia looks like.
how's the tv license tho
>Is it true that your internet is shit?
We have what's called the NBN (National Broadband Network) which is a Public-Private Partnership whereby Govt pays for much of the infrastructure and then sell usage of that infrastructure to middle-men (ISP's) who then charge you extra on top of what they pay to cover the cost of the paper for the bills that they have to send you.
But basically, NBN is a flop - I have "Fixed Wireless" and am meant to be geting a guaranteed 25Mbps down/5Mbps up, but it drops to about 2Mbps at night-time due to congestion.
This country is pretty shit, to be honest. If you're going to go somewhere, go up North (Brisbane).
fucktards*
meh
such pussies scared of a little half nigger bird
You can get fuckin stomped in NZ
Because the UK is not the heart of the empire anymore. You are weak and timid. Willfully submitted yourself to Muslims and other minority groups.
Repeat after me
Rule Australia, Australia rule the waves
Australian never shall be slaves
same question applies to you, pls halp
Glad to hear the UK hasn't been completely blacked yet.
I didn't even know Abos existed until I visited a friend in Western Australia... they are non-existent in any areas that aren't the fucking desert. Surely you aren't beta enough to actually be raped by one, and if you get raped by a chong you don't feel anything anyway so all good champ. The only thing chongs rape is our economy and land with the governments permission of course...
The whole UK is shithole. Let's be honest here, your police don't do policing because they are afraid of being called racist. That's some Sweden-level retardation, right there.
The Gold Coast is alright too if you're a chad with a coke addiction and can't kick the steroids.
NZ is full.
Too expensive to live and no job for a family man.
You're a top tier country and I would gladly live there. Maybe not in "Gary the goat" levels of rural Australia, but a little outside any of the major cities would be great.
See you all when the muslims finally chase me out of my country.
With your degree and if you get a job in Aritificial Intelligence/Machine Learning and Data Science it'd be easy.
Just maintain that status for 5 years and you'll get citizen status.
If you have no criminal record and commit no crimes here it would be a cinch
pls no, I can help you by actually having a degree in something useful. We're gonna knock the neets out of the game with AIs trained to shitpost beyond the abilities of even the spergiest weaponized autist. I just need a place to hide out till the President stops being a doofus m80
>but a little outside any of the major cities would be great
How far from the city? a full house 20 km away from Syd is over $1 M. Yes, I am serious.
You're basically sitting in a cave, with your eyes shut, and you finger in your ears. One day soon. You'll open your eyes, and the shitskins and nigs will be all around you.
I would like to live there, Australia is my favorite place I've ever visited, I mean that honestly and I've traveled a lot.
I wouldn't be able to sustain a living there, and I don't think I'd merit passing immigration.
Fuck off were full
I wanted to after visiting in 2004. Looked hard at you and Kiwiland but wasn't done with Uni yet. My visit ended right after the Cronulla riots did, I was very proud of you guys.
Now 10+ years later Holden is shuttered, the country has an SJW government, gay marriage is legal, Sydney is full of I'll Ride With Yous and you are well on your way to becoming a vassal state of China.
>Can't bring my guns
Sorry. Looks like I'm staying here.
:)
Are you American?
I heard some user saying we are quite easy to emigrate to actually, it's worth looking into
Awesome, I'll look further into it. Just wondering, but how strict is enforcement of laws? I'm kinda used to US police being massive shitstains (although very rarely do I feel it personally, given my melanin content lel), however idk how common that is abroad.
For instance, do your cops actually get to walk around with guns or is it more like in the UK where they literally beat the shit out of you for being too much of a cunt?
It's like Alaska without guns and weed
>given my melanin content lel
sorry we're fucking full
I am a US/UK dual citizen. Even if I could though, like I said I wouldn't be able to earn a living/support myself there. I couldn't live with myself to go to another country and rely on government handouts, and even here in the US I can't support myself, though don't take handouts here either.
Then no thanks.
or better worded: how hardline are the police about things like jaywalking or public intoxication (but not driving) vs more serious stuff like drug use or outright violence (ie getting into a drunken brawl at a bar)\
At least here the cops will shoot you for just about everything beyond jay walking or a broken tail light kek
>homos aren't publicly executed
kek, fucking third-worlders I swear
I'll be back in a couple years. I do miss it.
i went to melbourne for work once, even fruitier than san francisco
I said they're not dicks to me because of my melanin content, aka due to a lack of it.
Not sure what you mean by full house, but I doubt it's much better here. Houses in and around Oslo will run you at $7k+ USD per square meter. So that $1 million (assuming you used USD so it's probably off by a bit) would be a 140 m^3 house in Oslo. In any case, I'd be fine with any of the top 10 largest Australian cities, I'm used to living in way smaller towns. But I'm mostly just daydreaming here, we'll see if I can save up enough to run away before I get taken out by a truck of peace.
Where is that?
The two main problems with Australia are that the economy is shit and the women are ugly.
Alaska.
I've been enjoying a it of Joe Rogan's podcasts. Whenever he has his hunter friends come on they talk about the hunting opportunities in Australia and it sounds like a terrible fantasy to most but, if I could be legitimately employed to hunt invasive species, I'd move there in a heartbeat.
move to my house fampai, ill fuck you up
Until your boss tells you the next target is an emu.
Australia is literally the worst white country on the planet.
They have never and will never be relevant.
try not to sleep in the road abbo
So..... Emus are......protected?
>you
Nah. I traveled through Australia in the 90's on a work vacation, it was cool, the people are fun to drink with, but I hate the ocean, the inland greenbelt is tiny, and the rest of the nation is mostly desert from what I saw.
I like the taiga here more then the Australian greenbelt, so I would never truly consider living there permanently.
But I don't live in a city, my opinion might be different if I was interested in living in cities, but probably not, I didn't really like any of the cities in Australia, I don't really like any cities anywhere.
I like being in the backcountry as much as possible and where I came up is where I feel the most at home.
I actually do fuck off to go live in other places from time to time and I always end up back in the rockies.
Not from my fists.
Cops don't walk around with holsters on. They're pretty good but getting tougher slowly, resources get thinner and they have less time to be community tier police. All the cars have AR15s but I've only ever seen them twice when I happened upon raids on drug houses.
>Jaywalking
I have no idea if that is a legit crime here. Never heard of anyone even being told off before.
Public intoxication is fine until you cause trouble (urinating, violence, shouting or whatever) If you were alone they'd just take you home.
You don't get broken tail light tickets here, also cops don't need a reason to stop you. If your light is broken they'll tell you off. If your car is proper shit and has multiple things wrong they might 'green sticker' your car (Ordering you to get a new Warrant of Fitness and small fine)
>Australia is literally the worst white country on the planet.
At least we are white.
Frankly 8m into it
Cops here are pretty chill, just as long as you aren't like ftp fucking pigss and shit in their face. For minor things like jaywalking and what-not they'll just tell you off. I was pissing in a car park on a fence in Brisbane and got told off too, but might depend on the cop.
I lived in Whittier, just curious where
She wants to be blacked you can see it in her hungry eyes
Shouldn't have come to Aus then because that is non-existent.
ok cool, not so much harsher/lighter as just focusing on different things and without the guns being so upfront. Thanks for the insight user
A lot of Aussies have fallen for the "Americans are gullible and stupid" meme. Probably the biggest cultural difference is we have hardly any evangelical Christians here. But basically everyone has different opinions.
lol here they also add you to the sex offender registry for getting caught doing that (although maybe they do that there too, and were just being nice)
America is fucking weird about some things though, idk why. I'll keep that in mind though if I do end up looking for jobs out there.
Don't have one, don't watch TV.
Yea. They're not "Law Enforcement Officers" where they will enforce the law in an unyielding fashion.
Aussie cops are often like that, if you're being a dick they'll say "Oi stop being a dick" but if you're being a cunt they'll say "Right that's it cunt" and throw a pocket spider
Anyone remember that "Australia a global superpower by 2050" /pol thread that got deleted for apparently no reason several minutes after it's inception?
(Not the propagandist slander "humour" threads floating around the archives).
Who cares what colour the lower class is, we bring these fucks here to do the shit we don't want to and they lap it up like good little servants. The whole point of all this promotion of miscegenation is not to wipe out whites but to create a servant caste. It's going pretty well too. Of course I don't need to concern myself too much with the happiness of plebs and so I don't. Life's good with money and breeding ;)
This is all I've been seeing. Lazy kiwis, too laid back to care about anything. Content to drink and fuck and watch our country fall apart. Very disheartening.
Nice song.
Too far
I pay for 50 down and get this consistently. I read all the time that others have it shit though.
>>Homos are publically shamed
shamed into marriage
Juneau. You can see the Mendenhall near the end
Depends where you are. Expensive ? Maybe for NEETS... I get 60mbps. Fine for the wholesome obese disabled porn I enjoy.
You guys have mad gun laws?!
When is Australia getting internet?
90% of my city is Gigabit, picrelated is $100 a month
What about the lower class Brits who has to live with the people you bring in?
You sound cranky. Are you cranky?
>faster than 99% of NZ
lol
We have trash gun laws and no right to real self defense.
>The US of A is the future.
Every time I hear someone say this, I am humbled with the idea that the absolutely prophetic level of forethought of the Founding Fathers in enshrining us with the 1st and 2nd Amendments is probably the singular thing holding back the Jew from slamming the boot down full 1984 no stops all over the Western world.
As hard as they are going on Europe, they can't go too far because we would see it happen and chimp out. But really that is happening to a more mild degree as you see what is happening here heating up with Trump and the young right.
I talk to people that come back from a city like London or Berlin and they actually seem MORE furious at those places getting pozzed than they do for a place like New York.