We don't need any threads about who is the best Evagirl. It's pretty fucking obvious that it is Asuka...

We don't need any threads about who is the best Evagirl. It's pretty fucking obvious that it is Asuka, you fucking faggots. That's common sense and you should kill yourself when you don't see why.

best thing she's single and available to be my waifu.

>best thing she's single
Yeah, nah. Fuck off.

She is though, Asuka is mine.

This should be good.

You just contradicted yourself, fuckboi.

How so?

>Asuka is single
>Asuka is mine
She'd laugh about your non-existant IQ.

Now she isn't.

Asuka is THE best girl to ever grace animation
There is enough Asuka to go around guys

Damn.

First as tragedy, then as farce.

Hear my theory on Eva fans. First, in middle school, they pretend to be like the characters. Then, later, they pretend not to be like the characters. Finally, by the time they start working, they finally get on with their lives, but only because they've achieved 100% sync ratio.

Why is she so cute lads?

´Why wouldn't she be so cute?

Step aside, Asukucks

>Misatofags
>even dares to call someone a cuck
kekerino

>wanting used goods

You fucking niggers have been doing this waifu war for 20 years. T W E N T Y Y E A R S.

We haven't even started yet.

>We don't need any threads about who is the best Evagirl. It's pretty fucking obvious that it is Asuka, you fucking faggots. That's common sense and you should kill yourself when you don't see why.
ALL OF THIS.
Post the who waits for Asuka pasta.

I'm in that screenshot.

"Asuka is the best character. She has a heart of gold and all she wants is a friend, but everyone rebuffs her.

No father at all.

Her mother ignores her for a phony doll and tries to kill her.

On her first encounter with Rei she asks to be besties so they can talk about robots and boys, but cold cruel Rei can't think of anyone besides herself and says no.

Misato invites Shinji into her house out of kindness but only offers it to Asuka out of mission requirements. She cries over Shinji when he comes back to life or whatever, but does she care when asuka falters? No, she just calls her a bitch and fires her.

Kaji doesn't bang her after she offers herself to him completely, and remember, there are less taboos around pedophilia in Evangelion universe because of the drastically reduced population. And Asuka is a savant, well ahead of her years.

Shinji won't pay attention to her, or even hold her when she kisses him.

And through all this, she still does her job and tries to be friends with others. She invites Rei to dinner, she saves Shinji and waits for him when he is in the hospital.

Who waits for Asuka in the hospital?

All she wanted was a friend and she poured her little heart out to get it, but no one would pay her any heed."

Highly respectable anons.

Why the fuck does Evangelion get 5 threads every day while there's barely any discussion about other older shows in the catalog anymore?

Take a wild guess.

because it's good?

PRESENT DAY
HEH
PRESENT TIME
NAHAHAHAHHAHA

>any mainstream waifu is a slut

Go away moot

Being Asuka is pain

IT SEEMS LIKE I HAVE TO SHOOT A NIGGER.

>IT SEEMS LIKE I HAVE TO SHOOT A NIGGER.
It seems like I have to do society a favour**

He's too busy sucking some google executive's dick to ever visit here again

>Implying work is more important than your one true waifu.
Fuck you, scrub.

If it wasn't he'd be running this place to ensure his waifus supremacy.
I hear hiroshima is more of a rei guy anyway.

Asuka is on top all the time because she's the most best Waifu of all time.
Carpetweaver.com owner a shit.

>I hear hiroshima is more of a rei guy anyway.
No, he said he likes Asuka more.

You're right.

Sup Forums should focus on a more important and significant anime of the nineties - Utena.

jfc what a horrible aesthetic

whoops, meant for wew

>those hook noses
>irises too big

4/10 would not bang

Asuka Chan is just right.

Not to mention the size of their heads.

Underrated

It's fucking true.
I'm a flaming Kaworufag, but even I can admit Asuka is better than him in every way.

It's a shame I like cock so much, or else I'd probably be an Asukafag too.

She's a good Whofu.
But not better than my Whofu. On the bottom.

Rewatching Eva with friends and we just saw ep12 last night. Misato is left in charge while Gendo is elsewhere and she *literally* saves the entirety of Tokyo-3 by making an unorthodox decision against everyones suggestions. Its not the first time she has saved everyone, either.

She's fit, has a great job that she does really well, can handle drinks, is a caring guardian to Shinji and Asuka, and fucks like a pornstar - if she loves you.

HOW CAN PEOPLE BE FUCKING DUMB ENOUGH TO ARGUE ABOUT A RED HEADED CUNT AND A TOILET SEAT WHEN PERFECTION GIVES THEM ORDERS

Saved, thanks user~

She's still a daddy issue alcoholic sexual deviant with pedophellic leanings.

>but even I can admit Asuka is better than him in every way
You're no Kaworufag.

Kaworu is infinity better then Asuka.

I'm a bigger Kaworufag than you and I say Asuka is THE BEST GIRL

As long as we all agree Rei is absolute dog shit.

A face made for shitting.

When you put it that way, she sounds a lot like my ex girlfriend. Which explains a lot about why I love her

But really, she is the best girl in the show. Asuka is a spoiled, self centered bitch who does nothing but belittle her peers and praise herself because she has mommy issues, and Rei has the personality of a mailbox. Ritsuko is better than either of them, but still not as good as Misato

Out of Kotono's role.

Arisugawa > Katsuragi

>user doesn't understand Asuka
>makes it blatantly clear
Poor soul.

Agreed.

I think you need to watch the show again.

Thing is, nobody had any alternative to her plan or made any suggestions while they gave her shit for it. So even as they're calling her irrational they're still begging her to please come up with something else.

And it would have failed anyway without Shinji setting a land speed record and holding up the sky alone.

im working my way through it for the first time in years now and she just became relevant in the show, so no, i cant really say i have a firm grasp on her psyche. but if you're trying to say that she's a bitch because she wants people to be nice and love her and cant communicate it properly, that doesnt help my opinion of her - if you act like a bitch to everyone around you, it doesnt matter what your secret reasons are for it.

she is the cutest pilot though, i'll give her that

Ritsuko has mommy issues too...

She's a complicated one. She needs validation, seeks approval, wants attention, yearns for love and strives to be the best. When she's outshone, she falls into crippling depression because her only validation comes from her worth to others. If you were replaced by a doll, I think you would feel the same. She just wants to be treated like a respectable adult.

How can an alien be so cute?

>hating on Rei

This is how I know you're all faggots

>Ritsuko better than any either of them
No. Not even close.
>Ritsuko dyed her hair blonde to not be like her mother yet engage in a one-sided relationship as she did
>never acknowledge Ibuki's homoerotic feelings for her
>strained her friendship with Katsuragi and became distanced and cold to her to the point Katsuragi slapped her

Which one is Rei in this picture? The one that looks like a toilet seat?

I like all of the girls and want them to be happy.

Why can't we get along and have a healthy Rei and Asuka thread

Even Mari?

She's not an Eva girl, and those characters arn't Eva characters

SQUISH AND SOFT

not nge

>user didn't specify NGE

lain is boring as fuck and has childish outdated themes

>Thread is about EVA
>not shitty rebuilds
>defending mari in some way
Wew lad

user didn't say "no fanfic OCs" either but it is implied

>Lying
>Thread is about best girl
>Implying Evangelion isn't Evangelion

>user can't accept Mari
>user is a cherry picker
>Not liking soft girls
In the bin with you.

So, this is the power of Mari, huh? Does she really threaten you that much? She is superior Eva girl.

I wish her the best in her campaign against the Soggies.

>Shoehorned fanfic OC
>superior
> samefagging that much
Marifags everyone

Mari is the "Quiet" of the Evangelion series.

Can we just appreciate how badass Shinji is?

>born after the human apocalyptic event known as second impact, think post 9/11 depression times a zillion
>mom dies, dad sends him off to live with his teacher in a remote area
>is still man enough to forgive his shit dad and travel to see him
>Gets in the fucking robot despite having no idea what he's doing, being told it's impossible and humanity will die if he fucks up
>consistantly beats Angel ass despite the constant physical and mental stress that takes him to the limit of his sanity
>gets close friends at school and starts to bro out, despite his crippling social issues
>All the girls want his dick except for Maya and Class rep
>Stands up to Asuka's shit which nobody else does (except for Rei occasionally)
>Is the strong person in a relationship when he has to be (Rei's superheated hatch)
>literally saves humanity and lives with his waifu in a hellscape

She isn't threatening, she's just figure bait in a toy commercial.

>samefagging
But that's wrong

So you love or hate her? Acceptable.

But Asuka and Shinji don't get to together, she doesn't "like" him.

I'm saying she's a fan service character, even though fans speculate that she's secretly a deeper character than she appears.

>and lives with his waifu in a hellscape
But didn't Kaworu die?

Kaworu always dies.

Fan service, agreed. But it's also a love/hate thing too, you can't really deny that.
I hope she has a deeper character, I'm one of the anons that speculates it. It'll be a bit of a let down if she remains so one dimensional.
Still pure and soft though. I love how she looks, acts and sounds.

So Shinji can never be with his husbando. Anno is too cruel.

I know you are probably meming, but on the off chance you're not, re-watch the show.

Kaworu-kun is his bro-fu, think Ryo Asuka

Ryo Asuka was a fucking faggot who couldn't stop fantasizing about Akira's dick in his mouth.

Does Kaworu-kun even have a penis?

Angels don't procreate like that, and Kaworu is a gender-neutral name.

He clearly does considering Shinji was checking him out and blushing at him in the bath

Kaworu is female-male like Ryo, but Shinji only knows him as a male, therefore that makes Shinji a total fag.

Better be small and cute

Shinji blushes at the thought of a man who cares about him

Post proof that he was "checking him out"

>she's just figure bait in a toy commercial
Like the franchise itself?

He was staring at a naked man and blushing. Even before Kaworu said he cares about him.
Both in the bath scene and all the way to when they first meet.

>I know you are probably meming, but on the off chance you're not, re-watch the show.

The seiyuu said Asuka doesn't like Shinji.

Mari-fags, everybody

This seiyuu has explicitly stated that she and Asuka had problems understanding each other.

She carries no authority in this matter