Brit/pol/ - Vanguard edition

>Davis threatens to quit over Green's porn pics
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-secretary-david-davis-in-threat-to-quit-over-damian-green-porn-storm-a3707546.html
archive.is/LFe9H

>Corbyn in war of words with Morgan Stanley
politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/labour-party/news/91088/watch-jeremy-corbyn-blasts-morgan-stanley-
archive.is/LNIXk

>Donald Trump’s re-tweets are going to cause Theresa May some problems
www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2017/11/29/donald-trumps-re-tweets-are-going-to-cause-theresa-may-some-problems/
archive.is/4z6kW

>May's ratings hit new low: 32% approval : Poll
standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-mays-leadership-rating-plunges-to-rock-bottom-a3707101.html
archive.is/7P5Zw

>DUP may pull out of govt over Irish border
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/01/dup-warns-theresa-may-dont-count-vote-give-dublin/
archive.is/wswRh

>“Black Princess” Is a Step Toward Upending Global White Supremacy
teenvogue.com/story/meghan-markle-britain-global-white-supremacy
archive.is/Po9vC

>Thornberry roasts Green at PMQs
independent.co.uk/voices/damian-green-emily-thornberry-pmqs-nhs-westminster-sexual-harassment-scandal-a8081996.html
archive.is/3YEce

>Rebellion grows over Tory's Yemen policy
heraldscotland.com/opinion/15695991.Arms_sales_response_demonstrates_the_moral_vacuum_at_the_heart_of_Tory_policy/
archive.is/2lPkN

>Yes, MP Gyimah did quote Dumbledore on QT
thecanary.co/uk/2017/12/01/yes-tory-mp-question-time-nick-lines-harry-potter-video/
archive.is/DibA3

THREAD THEME:
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unvis.it/theguardian.com/environment/2017/dec/04/sadiq-khan-plans-network-of-london-water-fountains-to-reduce-plastic-waste
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Is Brexit kill?

They'll keep trying but no one's going to cross any real lines for the next 6 months.

Morning lads

Morning.

Ted Kaczynski was right.

Why is it okay for a retired copper to make allegations about you, without any proof, even if it's not illegal, even when it should be private if it's part of a investigation?

Are you a nonce?

He was retarded in his methods

Noncery is a crime, fuckface. I'm talking about having porn on your work computer

>Brit/pol/ - Nonce edition

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Big Ben stops chiming, and now the future king of England will have a black Aunt
Coincidence? Or did the magic of the bell protect all true Englishmen?

Because muh Tories!

>man says he's better than me
TELL

Just got my child custody judgement through. I'm apparently getting no visitation rights because of a prior conviction for drug dealing I did 12 years ago.

I'm taking my children anyway and going to a family home in the countryside at the other end of the country. I might be in the news, I hope not though.

MY

MAN

SHUT UP

you are scum

Fellas, what do warehouse operative jobs involve?

>Just got offered a traineeship where I'll work for 100 hours without pay and might get an interview at the end of it.

BURN

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5133485/Mother-raped-violent-partner-daughter-slept.html

theguardian.com/environment/2017/dec/04/sadiq-khan-plans-network-of-london-water-fountains-to-reduce-plastic-waste

What if we archive that
unvis.it/theguardian.com/environment/2017/dec/04/sadiq-khan-plans-network-of-london-water-fountains-to-reduce-plastic-waste

if you take that, you’re an idiot. report them to the cops. that shit is illegal. pro tip - they just want 100 hours free labour and you’ll get fuck all at the end of it. jesus christ please punish fuckers who do this. abort.

They're not policemen anymore.

They can't be dealt with under the same rules or laws as they would have been if they were still a serving officer, which means their pensions are safe and also it is not an offence for them to share details of any investigation they were a part of, regardless of whether any charges were made.

They are protected by the same laws that the Tories hastily passed in the hope that it would save retired officials who the colluded with over the cover up on Hillsborough. The Tories are being hoisted by their own petard as they did not see that the same laws allow retired officials to share information on things the Tories have been investigated for, rather than just protecting loyal friends of theirs.

>Theresa May fails to strike border deal with Irish government

worst. PM. ever.

plz be my ai gf

>worst. PM. ever.

reddit: the post

Aww.

Toll: PAID

roasties btfo

This issue was doomed on day 1. There can't possibly be a situation where Ireland remains in the customs union and Northern Ireland stays out of it without a border.

May:
>Fails general election (loses majority)
>Fails talks with the DUP (has to spend £1bn)
>Fails talks with the Republic of Ireland (breaks down)
>Fails talks with the EU (has to spend £50bn)
>Cannot stop talking about the importance of internet censorship
>Gets cucked by Donald Trump

brit/pol/:
>er.....yay....keep going mummy....you're great....honest....

pathetic

>supporting the """""Conservative""""" party

Disgraceful.

My gf asks me to choke her in bed, same sort of thing innit

>>Fails talks with the DUP (has to spend £1bn)
How is that failing talks? In what universe do you go into negotiations with someone and expect them to just go along with whatever you say without them asking for anything in return?
>>Fails talks with the EU (has to spend £50bn)
And this is on the moderate side of predictions made immediately after the referendum. Again, I don't understand how securing a moderate cost is a failure.
She's doing a terrible job as premier, but these are horrible examples, user.

>How is that failing talks
She had to spend £1bn for effectively nothing at all. Now, I'm not a David Cameron fan, but he did way way better than that in negotiating the coalition government. Theresa May is a laughing stock.

>moderate cost
>£50bn
You're a retard. Case dismissed.

Are Princess on 90's Nickelodeon Show protesting a "sexist" commercial

youtube.com/watch?v=tfaGleA4qYo

What if we took David Cameron's deal with the EU, then 2 years later came back and demanded more power? And kept repeating that? I mean that's basically what Scotland does and that's working for them

>I'm sick of hearing about this heifer..
Top kek

Cameron asked for absolutely fuck all and didn't even get that.

If the EU had conceded something to Cameron
The referendum would have went the other way I think

He seemed like such an impotent faggot
But next to May
He was a God

to the user who was posting this last night

Why ?

>£1bn for effectively nothing at all.
>Securing a guarantee that she'll have the backing she needs for an effective Parliamentary majority
>nothing at all
I'm getting the impression that you don't understand how Parliament works

>>moderate cost
>>£50bn
That is, £50bn to be paid over the course of about 40 years. Or, the equivalent of 6 years' worth of EU contributions being paid over a 40 year period.
Contrast it, also, with recent estimates the FT keeps putting out 60bn, 75bn and even over 90bn in some quarters.

>calling a confidence and supply deal "effective parliamentary majority"
Just go.

Probably shouldn't have been peddling drugs to kids.

As they still think you're a danger to kids after 12 years you should probably take a long hard look at your life and what you might be doing that is wrong or at least gives the impression that your kids would be better off NEVER seeing you again. This is a bit extreme so clearly there must be something in your life or character to justify that more than something that happened 12 years ago. Maybe you are a violent or aggressive person, maybe you make threats, but certainly it looks to the outside world that you could be a danger to your kids. Threatening to effectively abduct or kidnap them probably is part of this and won't make anyone change their assessment of you.

Also, are you fucking dumb? A family members home will be the first place the police search for you and the kids. Are you just doing that for attention or to "make a point"? How stupid. Do you think people will actually think "well, he may have no chance of ever seeing his kids again, but he sure showed her, what a man"? They'll just laugh at you for being dumb. Dress up like a superhero and climb a landmark building instead, we haven't had one of those on the news for years, it'll be fun and you'll look cool.

the anglo fears the scotch

>way back in elementary school
America needs to sort themselves out desu

There wasn't really anything significant that the EU could offer without fundamentally changing the way it operated.

Course you are mate.

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She has the backing of the DUP for any motion proposed, and budget put forward, any financial legislation proposed, any Brexit deal presented to Parliament (a big deal after the back-and-forth earlier this year over Parliament getting a final say) and any security legislation proposed.
In what meaningful way is 'effective majority' innacurarte?

>Probably shouldn't have been peddling drugs to kids.
I wasn't.

>As they still think you're a danger to kids after 12 years you should probably take a long hard look at your life and what you might be doing that is wrong or at least gives the impression that your kids would be better off NEVER seeing you again.
You do not understand. Firstly, I'm reformed now. Secondly, you need to research the way family courts work, it's not the same way regular courts work, they don't have any standards of proof.

Did Canada betray the anglosphere by taking the jack of their flag?

Huh, really makes you think...

Can't wait to see the ginger quadroon she shits out.

>being overly specific with the categories to make the list look longer than 2 things

haha. Leave now.

Why havent we had any terror attacks lately lads? Are the only jihadists left the really downsy inbred ones?

>Davis threatens to quit over Green's porn pics
What's Davis' play here? Nobody can believe he's taking a Muh Moral Stand Against Degeneracy, so why is he doing it?
Does he just not like Green so he's trying to force Mummy's hand, or does he want to quit and hopes she'll call his bluff?

It's starting to go to your head mate.

Lad, that's not a rebuttal. And that's only partly because that list does give the DUP scope to dissent

Fuck is Victoria Derbyshire being totally BBC today.

>Child Poverty
fuck the tories
>Gay Australian MP marriage
fuck conservatives
>Mentally ill people
Fuck Jeremy Hunt
>Cat Killer
Fuck the Mentally ill
>Irish Border
Fuck brexit
>Damian Green Porn Leak
Fuck the police

Im glad she got cancer

It's getting near Christmas, don't fucking jinx it.

>He thinks a confidence and supply deal is an effective parliamentary majority
There's nothing to rebut. You're asking me to rebut your extra chromosome.

you don't have to like shariah May to not go with 'le evilest worst PM ever XD'

>mental illness
Ah yes let's set aside millions of pounds to drug up children because they're "anxious" about taking exams, and placate the wageslaved rentfodder who feel "depressed" about their lives, clearly these are symptoms of mental disease

Twitter messages from Victoria Derbyshire.
>I have all the mental illnesses and my only outlet is a women who patronisingly nods at every sob story

More terrorist attacks are the only way Britain might be saved. Sad but true.

I've made my argument, you've not. It gives the Tory government (theoretical, because Tories could always dissent within the party, of course) majority backing in a set of key issues, allowing them to function in Parliament and legislate as if they had won the majority.

kek

Because they proscribed all those evil right wing nutters

They won't do a thing. We had about 5 this year and predictably got more internet surveillance, #pray4london and of course #notallmuslims.

>brit/pol/ is still obsessed with me
It's a nuisance but I'm glad because they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire to burn and it's burning and I have returned.

why do people keep talking about this mongrel as if she will be someone of relevance in the future? Doubt they'll be together for more than a year given that she's an actress

You've made an argument. Congratulations. It's retarded. Now leave.

What's this then, bitchboy?

You've yet to explain why, friend

They're probably transgender user. Better teach the kids its ok to wear a skirt to school. It makes the labour MP buggery easier.
>I have pseudo-schizo anxiety
no you don't.
>Old people are poor
BBC presenters make themselves a "business" and pay low taxes or move their money to isle of man

Wahoo
Thank god, you're the best trip

pic

I really don't know what he must have been thinking to marry that.
I mean, it's perfectly understandable that a """feminist""" will acquiesce to be a demure wife when someone dangles a stately home in front of her, but what is HE thinking??

Just goes to prove that 24/7 surveillance of 3,000+ known Jihadis at the expense of the taxpayer WORKS, so shut up racists.

>24/7 surveillance of 3,000+ known Jihadis
But we don't even surveil them, we just keep a list of them

jungle fever

She'll stick with him. She's not getting any younger and that marriage will elevate her from a second rate actress into potentially a major public figure.

How organised!

THIS IS RACIST!!!!!!

I liked his recent Trainposting about the varsity line

Well be that as it may, when you're the Prince of England with jungle fever you don't marry a withered divorcee. There's plenty of fresh mystery meat for the taking

This, but uironically.

I think if the public knew how many potential terror attacks have been foiled it'd cause panic.
There must be literally hundreds of potential attacks a year MI5 stop but never release to the public.

meh. hes become a damp rag at the moment. There's being a contrarian and then there's just being paid £5 a word

A lot of their plans are either too fucking stupid to work or they don't have the bottle to go through with them.

>jungle fever
>for a whitewashed almost but not quite white enough to hide her inner nigger girl
That's one oddly specific sexual preference.

thejc.com/news/the-diary/meet-misha-nonoo-the-jewish-matchmaker-who-brought-harry-and-meghan-together-1.449219

Trouble in the colonies lads

youtube.com/watch?v=e1kfkemIeeo