"Only a man can beat a monster"

>"Only a man can beat a monster"
>Beats a bunch of monsters, as a monster
>Gets beat by a monster after a man failed to beat him

>get beat
That is where your thread went to shit

He became the little girl.

He transcended both humanity and monster both and became something more.

Don't think too much about it, lest you forget to be the little girl yourself..

>Alucard
>beat
Did you even watch the anime or read the manga

Humanity is a meme, you don't stop being human after becoming a vampire. You just become a human with superpowers. Humanity was created as a meme to protect human minds from the thought the a lot of shitty people do exist in our world, and are way more shittier than fictional "monsters".

Also he's a fucking hypocrite.

>gets beat by a monster
Wrong. The Major is the sole true human being in the show, that was the entire point.

>You know. I'm sure there was an advantage to making a fat robot.
>But for the life of me, I just don't see it

Been a while since I read Hellsing but didn't the butler guy kinda "beat" him? In the sense that he massacred him into a bloody pulp without him being able to do anything and Alucard only survives because his regen is op as shit?

Technically he did that to Valentine's body. Alucard used him as a doppelganger to absorb the attack. Besides that is a foolish definition of "beat". Plenty of people "beat" him on those standards. He is exactly all that worried about dodging exactly because he can regen like a crazy cunt.

The Major struck the strongest "victory" by taking him out of commission for a few decades but the Crimson Fucker cannot be defeated entirely. Merely stalled.

>Shame it took a man in the trappings of a monster to slay a monster in the trappings of a man. wildly paraphrased

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Alucard's comeback was an asspull because the author got too attached to the characters. It undermines a lot of what the story was trying to do.

To be fair, Schrodinger was fucking retarded and completely out of place to begin with. I can swallow becoming a vampire gives you some special powers but transcending reality and becoming and not becoming?

Based on blood?

The Major needed some way to win and cat boipussy was the asspull written in.

I thought schrodinger was more of a werewolf thing not a vampire

Does it honestly matter? His ability is to exist and not exist in all possible realities and circumstances at all times.

Not even Alucard has bullshit powers of that level.

If the point is a man beating a monster, of course something will be deliberately written in to allow that, that in itself is hardly an asspull. Schrodinger's abilities are more questionable but personally I can dig it. Vampirism is already magical on the level of toying with physical reality, his powers are standard occult stuff on a high rung of the ladder.

I read cliff notes

>The Major is the sole true human being in the show
But he's racist?

Now he does

Yeah, I'd have a hard time swallowing Simon Belmont "beating" a mass of sentient blood and spears the size of London with a whip. Alucard was obviously far beyond the rank that an ordinary man could handle.

Ayyyy

Actually good point. How did the original Hellsing subdue Alucard? Since he has not be able to mass feed since that time and he was bound to serve the Hellsing's and even had restrictions placed.

Did the manga ever go back and explain how in the shit he lost the first time?

He's not racist though, he just loves war.

The Major did have a monologue where he listed off various possibilities as hopeless. It had to come down to outwitting him rather than fighting conventionally and Schrodinger was the answer they came to. It's honestly the same thing as the Geese holding out against Zorin's forces on a greater scale.

Alucard was not as powerful back then, Integra mentioned the Hellsing family has worked on him but I don't remember if the details were ever mentioned or his previous power level.

I'd do easy.

my assumption is he was badass supreme and probably dumped artillery shells on alucard until the ass finally went down.

I dunno about the manga but I know the anime makes it pretty clear that Alucard is the result of the Hellsing family fucking around with Dracula's corpse in arcane ways for 100 years, so maybe he was just a regular vampire when the OG Van Hellsing killed him

I don't think it was ever explained, but it does seem that Alucard only ever used as much power as was needed to dominate a fight, but not more. So if you attack him with a power level of 100, he'll fight back with 1000. You attack with 1000 he fights back with 10000. So maybe if Hellsing came at him with only the power of a regular human, Alucard fought back with only a tad more power, and "lost".

But Alucard's HAHA FUCK YOU GODMODE power presented as the millions of people he consumed. How he was able to summons his own soldiers because he absorbed them.

I could see adding the restrictions during his down time but he had that power all along.

>make a show about vampire Nazis
>completely ignore Nazi ideology and don't even mention Lebensraum, Aryan race or all this weird occult shit
What's even the point of making them Nazis?

There are several factors you can consider. For one thing, the blood he consumed was always there, but how he was able to manifest it is up in the air. Secondly, he was certainly vulnerable to holy relics and other anti-vampire tools at the time. Hellsing defeating him is straight up the Dracula book to me, it only diverges from there.

Forget all this Alucard talk and how it is improbable.

Explain to me how THIS got to be an adult 19 year old police officer and not get dicked.

That shatters my suspension of disbelief more then anything else.

What easier way of making the bad guys bad guys is there?

She has rape pstd

5 years of endless pursuit say she would have folded at some point. Plus going through the police academy and process of being an officer. At some point someone had the power over her to make or break her career. No way she got a free pass looking the way she does at the time she was supposedly in the field.

>Saw her parents get killed and her mom's corpse raped as a kid
>Gee why doesn't she want to jump on someone's dick after that?
user, come on.

Then explains the symbols he wears

He's German!

Wasn't her father a respected officer?

Dude I get that she may not be jumping into bed but FUCK if you got a body like that. She has got to be batting down offers 3-8 times a day since puberty.

Sure that may have happened given her trauma but if you are that anti-sex she would have been almost a bitter angry cunt during the show. Knowing how much men want to fuck her and how much she hates them for it. Instead she was shown as this shy bashful virgin who blushed at the notion of being a virgin.

I can accept the first version but her being a shy innocent virgin maiden with tits that bit in a profession dominated by aggressive dominant males? That is just bad writing.

>beat

But he wasn't even human.
Seras isn't for lewd

>implying The Major wasn't human
>tiny eyes

Seres was fucking conceived for lewd.

Even Alucard said he wanted to fuck the red right out of her eyes.

Googly eyes

I wonder how easy she is

Never gets old eh?
Alucard is a little girl and a sodomite.
I don't trust what she(male) says.

Alucard is a legit faggot.

He was even fucked as kid

>having metal parts makes you not human
Do you also believe consciousness arises from the brain? :^)

Why did he turned into a hime-cut smug girl?

He wanted to be the little girl.

Being raped as a child doesn't mean your a homo

It did in Alucard's case.

>Do you also believe consciousness arises from the brain? :^)
Yeah, fuck you buddy.
Go fellate your terminators somewhere else, when you're 90% machine you're not human.

Yoichi x This Alucard Doujin when?

>drifters airs
>now we are having retarded powerlevel threads about hellsing from MAL people
>you fucking reply instead of saging and reporting

Sup Forums is dead

My kind of thicc right here

>Gets beat
Things that never happened.

>delusional materialist fags

>Getting stronk confus with thicc
user pls.

Schrödinger was a werewolf, same with the Captain.
Just saying.

When Alucard releases all his "souls" (like he did before fighting Anderson) he becomes just a "regular" Vampire, as in a single Vampire that can be killed if you stab his heart.
Also, Alucard is deliberately suicidal against men he finds worthy. Anderson was one such man before he fucked up and decided to become a monster which prompted Alucard to swallow all his souls back into his body thus gaining 9999999 lives again.

You literally can't comprehend his sexual preferences.

Not him, but you are in fact still human as long as you have your brain. Also, in theory, if you were to replace parts of the brain over time, in multiple surgeries, you could retain your humanity while having fully cyborg brain by the end.
Of course that's purely theoretical since even one such surgery isn't really possible now let alone a lot of them.

Pupper was a wolf
Schrödinger was a plot device

Both were werewolves, both had different powers.
Schrödinger and his powers were revealed in Volume 3 from what I remember. Manga had 10 volumes over the span of almost 10 years.
Yeah, the author known for making shit up as he goes sure as fucking hell created Schrödinger and his powers 5+ years ahead of manga conclusion and them being used as a plot device.
Uh uh.
Totally.
Yeah.

You're an idiot.

To us mortals he is a plain faggot, user.

But he fucks men, women, grannies and children.

You literally can't fucking comprehend his sexuality. He's everything-sexual.

Schrödinger is a Nazi catboy. You'd think the name and relevance to the plot would have tipped you off.

Read.
The.
Manga.

Confirmed Werewolf.

You are literally describing a faggot.

No user, faggot only fucks the same gender as himself, exclusively.

>Also, Alucard is deliberately suicidal against men he finds worthy.

This. The fact that the Hellsing family boosted his power to ridiculous levels doesn't really matter - he developed a huge Humanity/resolve boner and wants to 1v1 anyone he finds worthy - and might even take a 'loss' if the fight was interesting.

If you're a monster (or worse, if you're a fake vampire babby mongrel) he's coming at you with the intent to fuck you up for real - and the Hellsing occult fuckery makes him absolutely unfair.

I always fucking hated the "Only Men can do this, monsters can not" trope thrown into """deep""" conversations every now and then.
>these former humans with fucking superpowers can't do this
>but these standard humans can, because of a particular mode of thinking!

I'll take 'writing yourself into a corner' for 500

See also: Berserk

>everything-sexual
Think the tumblr term is omni-sexual or pan-sexual.

Why does lycantrophy turn somone omnipresent?

Are Werewolves immortal just like vampires in Hellsing?
Do they not age?

Yes and yes.

I want Hellsing to continue.
What is mangaka draws nowdays?

Drifters, i also want him to end Hellsing the Dawn.
I need to see Alucard vs Van Hellsing (And more lore about the captain)

Drifters.

Hellsing is over, there is nothing to tell.
And he's doing Drifters now which is his next big thing after Hellsing.

>want him to end Hellsing the Dawn
Is it still ongoing?

No, he dropped it after 6 chapters due to lack of interest.

>Drifters.
Is it worth watching?

Yes, but it only adapts up to Volume 5 of the manga, which is actually how many volumes were released so far.
They plan on making a new season once volumes up to 10 are out.

hope we are still alive in 40 years

Hellsing's 10 volumes took ~8 years.
Drifters is going a bit faster.
So 3-4 years TOPS.

>wants to 1v1 anyone he finds worthy
And that's just bullshit.

>has fuck knows how many lives
>even if he turns back to his own live he'll stay behind his undead army
>COME KILL ME HUMAN ONLY MAN CAN DEFEAT MONSTER

You ever read Dracula?

Alucard is completely helpless in the morning. Remember, in Dracula's finale, they never actually fight Dracula mano-a-mano. Instead, they hunt him down and stake him BEFORE the fall of night. (It's Johnathan Harker who stabs him with a kukri, by the way.)

I mean, clearly he lost from not being able to defend himself, because you can't outfight Alucard.