Explain this dyke

Explain this dyke

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I want to fuck her ass.

FPBP.

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She a qtp2t

I want her shit all over my dick and balls

i lift for 'er

I don't believe her when she claims to be a dyke.

I wanna throat fuck her till she pukes on my cock and balls

DELET THIS SLANDER

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I wanna spread these cheeks and tongue her asshole while fingering her from behind

> implying she wouldn't just put a strap on on and fuck you

I want to lick her sweaty body.

that's my wife you are talking about, cunt

she's bisexual/bicurious

Thats nice, I wanna put my legs on her shoulders and have her rub it up against my prostate while she wanks me off and I cum over my belly.

Hey man, you've got an overly sexualised waifu, its not my fault I wanna fuck every hole she has.

This explains her well is.Sup Forums.org/h/1482968341002.jpg

God, I want to pull out at the last second and shoot hot cum all over her belly

I want to pump her full of little monkeys then disappear so her grandparents are even more disappointed in her.

N O I C E

Maybe we should team up on her, we could spitroast the little slut and double penetrate her, it would be so hot if I pull out of her ass and she has a little shit on your balls.

It's monkey, I ain't gotta explain shit

>not wanting to take full responsibility and marry her

>wanting kids with a tomboy

Faggot lol I'd rather keep her body in top shape, kids are fucking dumb anyway

Put simply she's best girl.

More likely she's either gay with straight expection for Araragi cause he is Senjou bf so she loves teasing him, or she's straight with gay expection in form of Senjou.

Either way Nishio was a bad author that he didn't give her a happy more developed ending than a yuri ghost girl.

dumb fake dyke

you had bettter DELET this

But tomboys make the best mothers

I wanna tie her up and slap her tits and finger her till she cums

Unless we have a tomboy daughter I can get both of them to suck my cock

> that he didn't give her a happy more developed ending
No one in this series has a developed happy ending.

Shes not gay
Its just adolescences

She gets over it and becomes Ararags cocksleave

More of the former likely, as there's that thing with Numachi. Plus the fact that she likes molesting lolis like Araragi.

Well it would be weird for Numachi and Kanbaru to be a thing.
Numachi was like half-Tooe at that point. Would you fuck someone who was half your own mother?
Unless you are Koyomi, in which case I would understand if you would fuck someone that is half your mother, like Karen or Tsukihi for example.

>Unless you are Koyomi
Well it's a good thing Kanbaru is basically just genderbent Koyomi then

>Unless you are Koyomi, in which case I would understand if you would fuck someone that is half your mother, like Karen or Tsukihi for example.
Strange Kanbaru didn't try to get one of Koyomi's sisters then.

But she didn't get a Senjou. Kanbaru is a failed Araragi in that case.

Too polite to take advantage of Karen.

She has a few lines about that in the LN version of Hana. She teases Koyomi about how she could try to woo his sisters but admits that she respects Koyomi way too much to ever try doing something like that and risk fuckng up their friendship.

she's autistic

>he cant even 1 pl8 lmao just quit

>Would you fuck someone who was half your own mother?
yes?