If you had a time machine. What would you tell hitler?

If you had a time machine. What would you tell hitler?

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focus on the jews, not the russians

Nuke America.

that he should give all enemies of the state the chance to decide between prison and leaving the country. but first imprison them of course. then build only defence. dont attack any country. and burn everyone alive who gets caught attacking germany. make a video of it and show it to the people of the attackers nation. Vald tepes style.

You will lose the war and Islam will dominate Germany.

Focus on existing threats before perceived ones (i.e. defending the Baltic ports all the way through 1945, worrying more about jewish communists than Soviet communists, etc)

To eliminate the jews because they are going to create a false narrative of him doing that anyway.

>build defense

Worked so well for Gamelin

this yo

Giving the factory to Charlie was a mistake

Ich komme aus der Zukunft (show smartphone and laptop), es ist wichtig dass du mir zuhörst mein führer.
Give him 100kg of papers, books and blueprints.
Snitch the (future) traitors.
Get my iron cross and look for a beauty blonde.

Churchill will never surrender, you must destroy the British at Dunkirk, wait one more year before fighting Russia.

id tell him that he has a good thing going and to not fuck it up by trying to invade literally everyone at the same time

Al Franken's "O" face as he watches his mom protest.

The only thing Hitler did wrong was that he didn't finish the job

They're gonna crack your codes, my man.

Alles hat Ende nur die Wurscht hat zwei!

I would tell him that Japan is going to attack the U.S and he needs to get Japan to cancel the attack

i already do have a time machine

Makes your Population convert to Islam
Tell him how to build a nuke
Nuke slavniggers, chinks, Indians, Anglos and muritards into oblivion

>Profit

An uncucked masterrace is created

i mean not stationary defence, more like using your air force to kill enenmy tanks and planes instead of bombing other countries' defence

Hello Titor.

Embrace Islam before it's too late

odin > allah

get the muslims instead, nobody important cares about them anyway, you can still hit the jews by raping jerusalem

> cum drinking god vs child enabling rapist god

Both deserve deletion

This.
Hitler was always worried about the willingness of Germans to fight tooth and nail to the end since it was always obvious that Germany would have to fight against overwhelming odds ans numbers to win. If they had all become Muslim, I think a significant morale boost would have occured incl. a greater willingness to keep fighting.

changing the past could result in a massive disturbance in the time space continuum, marty! Don't change anything, don't touch anything, don't speak to anyone! YOU GOT THAT?

I'd play vidya with him. He'd love it and be too busy to invade Poland. Globalism wouldn't be happening now and we'd have an extra 70 years to build better games. I've got VR so Hitler would be one lucky boy playing with my toys.

wtf is that thing

Don't start killing people till you win WWII.
>Have Einstein and all the scientists
>Have the loyalty of Eastern Europe slavs who hate Stalin

Fixed that pic for you.

Don't worry frend I will finish for you thank you for everything
Maybe I am Puerto Rican but I would die fighting for him, I know he does not hate me because he does not hate other races, that is a lie, he just doesn't want lots of immigrants which is a good policy because that would also kill non-white countries if it happened to them so it isn't about supremacism

The eighth dwarf - Heppy

Show him this

FPBP

boipucci is best pussy

I'd "invent" the modern helicopter and throw him from it, like the filthy socialist scum that he is.

then make a religion basically just about worshipping your ancestors. i dont care. the problem about christianity is the if an enemy fucks you in the ass then also suck his dick - mentality

wtf IS that thing, looks like a mother fuckin oompa loompa

whats the name?

"Keep sending Stalin fucking heroin or whatever he smokes and let Russia destroy itself"

"For fuck's sake read a bit about military hierarchy and only let infantry have access to tanks eg."

He liked muslims tho

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Do not let them go at Dunkirk.

i dont know how it is in other countries, but in germany the christians both catholic and protestant try hard to flood germany with sand people.
so for me: christianity = enemy
i was born into christian but i left.

Listen to your generals.

Start killing the Jews in 40

s-sauce. please.

Kek

Kill yourself.

If it wasn't made up they wouldn't be trying so hard.

>that (((person)))
I am sick of jews larping as whites

invest in bitcoin

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Fucking willy wonka

He could have used native workers but no

Now look at em!

Hey, there is this great .280 round and lets us it in a select fire infantry rifle. Also did you know that frontally sloping 80mm armor with 30mm spaced armor makes tank impervious to all anti tank weapons what enemies have. Also, if you send out radio waves you can find enemy planes much easier.

Is that a gay Oompa Loompa

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Reconsider that moustache.

If you can't win the war, killing everyone is the next best option.
Total nuclear war.

He said it himself

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Dont try and attack everyone at once you coked up nutter. One at a time.

If this was taken literally I think it would have changed everything.

A year later and Russia would’ve invaded Germany.

This. Why do you think Germany made such deep advances? Soviets were setting up offensive positions.

Don't bail Mussolini out in Greece (was it Greece or Albania?) go DIRECTLY into Russia, DO NOT delay Operation Barbarossa, and this way you will knock the Russians out before the winter, thus guaranteeing a victory as the Americans or British could never win the war on their own.

"Don't sperg out and ally with Stalin instead on the terms that both ideologies are merged into National Bolshevism and a united white hyperstate is created from Paris to Vladivostok"

>trusting Stalin

Yeah right

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>edge
>not every Nazi cocksucker in this thread

your panting was not that good. what you need to do is spray dodo out your ass on the canvas and sell it for millions.

>forcing your entire population to convert to a religion they view as heretical would boost their moral

I'm glad ironmarch got shutdown

Gas 6,000,000 Jews, i know there aren't that many and your in the middle of a war on all fronts but just try, you're going to get blamed for it anyway.