Prostitution

If they legalized prostitution in your country and the standard prize was €50/h or €30/30min like in Germany, how often would you do it?

>fucking a public vagina
Might as well drink out of the toilets in Wal-Mart while you're at it

Oh... 8 hours a day until my retirement fund was gone.

>implying most vaginas aren't public

Chances are that girl your dating took more loads up her cunt mouth and ass than a hooker.

Every vagina is a public vagina these days

Never, I don't like condoms, and I don't want to catch something from some cum dumpster.

Probably once a week at that price, as opposed to here where it costs at least $150 for a decent escort, I do it once a month. Sometimes I just get bored of my significant other, and fucking someone else makes me feel attracted to her again. A prostitute is the easiest and safest way to achieve that affect. It also helps keep me from emotionally cheating. I really wish they would legalize prostitution in the states.

>€50/h or €30/30min
how many kilometers of dick do you have to take to earn a living wage?

probably like 5 times a day at first, but then slow down to once a week maybe? twice?

If they legalized prostitution I would open a Whore house

I would if there were actual 18 year old escorts and not lying 25 year old skanks

>tfw brothels on every corner.

truly the most based thing about our nation.

nothing better than south korean hookers.

it's already legal here.

I found out sex with random women is boring as fuck. even if they are hot as fuck. don't bother unless you are a virgins, if you are, then just do it once so you can get it over with.

> legalized prostitution in the US
About as likely as alimony being abolished. Feminists and TradCucks would never allow it.

Feminist + TradCuck alliance is also how they criminalized prostitution in Canada in 2015.

>If they legalized prostitution in your country and the standard prize was €50/h or €30/30min like in Germany, how often would you do it?
For that kind of cash I'd probably do it full time, who doesn't want to be rich !

Totally.
It would be a great marriage saver too!

probably once/twice month. doubt id do it weekly unless i wasnt very busy at work. hope they serve drinks

Over 9000

Fellow ausbro, how does one go about appearing normal when going to a brothel? Thinking about going to one to finally have sex but too nervous desu.

you're a wierdo for going so just go and let them know you're inexperienced.

honestly had no idea you guys had legal brothels. weird considering that whole kerfluffle about a-cup tits and porn

> living wage
That $70/hr is better than what most people make in white collar jobs.

8 hours a day x 5 days a week —> $140,000 a year.

Hookers don't work 8 hour solid shifts of fucking.

Standard price in Germany is more like 90 or 100 for 60, unless you literally pick up some “Bahnhofsnutte” (which is insulting even to prostitutes). So yes, you can ride up to one of those and have a quickie in your car, with a girl that speaks nothing but perfect White Russian, but I wouldn’t recommend that.

>South Korean

Lol they are nork slaves

its really easy senpai, you just walk in and get taken care of by receptionist, just pay for half an hour then they will make you jump in the shower while the girl gets ready.

start jerkin it in the shower.

Going to a high end whorehouse in Prague or Amsterdam is probably safer and cleaner than any club skank you can possibly meet.

I pay prostitutes regularly. I go out with a girl to a movie, on a river cruise, or to a tower, foot the bill for dinner, and fuck her. Usually comes out to about $100 for the both of us, then we part ways.

Decent escorts start at 150€ here as well, and that’s the lower end, depending on her services. For an escort that you could take to a party or family gathering (if you’re that desperate), expect to lay down something upwards of 200. You do need to keep an open eye though, high prices don’t guarantee quality.

Ironically, it was the Greens who legalised prostitution here, thinking it would actually improve those women’s lots, and that it was very feminist to do so. Oh, how feminism in Germany since then has changed…

I took the boat to Kiel last year and they had a three story brothel there where all the hookers on the bottom and middle floor took €30 for 30 minutes and the ones on the third floor took €50.

Shows you how much I know about hookers.

That said I bet the ones in legalized and heavily trafficked brothels in Europe may have more regular hours than the average American streetwalker.

Well, congrats on having fun with forced prostitutes. What you describe sounds like flatrate-brothel level of prostitution, I wouldn’t set my foot in an establishment like that - and that’s not meant to be elitist, it’s just friendly advice.

Kek underated

What kind of chad needs an entire hour? Whats the discount on the 5 min pump and dump?

>have to risk imprisonment just to get the succ

fuck feminists desu

The sex negative feminists have the upper hand here as well.

Sex positive ones like CH Sommers and Camille Paglia are a rarity nowadays.

>I wouldn’t set my foot in an establishment like that
why not?

Forced prostitution is the best prostitution.

Lel. Underrated.

Why would you care what a whore thinks?

> flatrate
That’s the kind we keep hearing about, with indoor swimming pools and whatnot. What’s bad about them?

Thanks for the advice lad
It would be my first time so it is more nerves then anything. Probably not gonna go anyway. Usually humour the idea but never act on it as i don't really care about having sex all that much

far more than weed surely

It was very open. The police rode by. It looked kinda like pic but smaller and was in walking distance from where you left the boat. Businessmen came by and had a quickie after work. How could this possibly be some trafficking shit?

Who the fuck pay for prostitutes when women are whoring themselves for free?

It's legal in my country. Did it once, because I was young, stupid and depressed after breaking up with my girlfriend.

If I were to sum up my experience, it's play-pretend sex. It's fake. There's no real intimacy. Even if the chick tries really hard to give you a GFE service, at the end of the day you still give her money and she's still watching the clock. Most girls won't even give you that and will assume a very down-to-earth, business-like approach. This shit isn't really relaxing. Actually, it's kind of stressful. And if you have any empathy, the taste it's going to leave is going to weigh you down for a while. If you were depressed, it's probably going to fuck you up even more.

If you're a guy that never kissed a girl before, don't do that to yourself. At worst, you're going to crack under the pressure and break down in front of a literal whore. At best, you're going to bang a chick, get an STD test and live out the rest of your life knowing that you gave your virginity to a prostitute.

Banging prostitutes isn't for inexperienced guys. It's for people who have a lot of experience and who realized that they no longer give a fuck about the emotional aspects of sex. If you're really this cynical (and if you haven't fucked a lot of girls, you probably aren't), you don't need me to explain this shit. If you aren't, stay the fuck away.

i would probably go with a 200$ one once a month. Would definitely have the motivation to study and get a better job to get more pussy more and more until I'm fucking a 1k escort every night.

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>live out the rest of your life knowing that you gave your virginity to a prostitute.

as opposed to living the rest of your life knowing you never gave it to anyway

Look at it this way: if you give it to a prostitute, it's game over. You had one chance for a good experience and you blew it.

If you don't, you can at least try. Looking back, I'm kind of embarassed the whole thing. And I'm REALLY glad it wasn't my first time.

This guy gets it

Only to Chads, rich guys, niggers and arabs...

Who fucks a prostitute for an hour??

You obviously porn fuck a whore. You don't fuck a whore like she's your wife. You talk dirty for 10 minutes before you fuck her and then you have a shower with her and she gives you a shower blow job if you feel like you have another load in you.