#AUSPOL TradieChadvsUnionBeta Edition

Sup cunts. Its that time of day again.

>Malcolm Turnbull announces biggest overhaul of espionage, intelligence laws in decades
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-05/turnbull-announces-foreign-interference-laws/9227514

>Malcolm Turnbull unveils crackdown on foreign donations, interference in Australian democracy
baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/malcolm-turnbull-unveils-crackdown-on-foreign-donations-interference-in-australian-democracy-20171205-gzyw80.html

>TAFE SA students 'disappointed' after audit suspends 14 courses
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-05/tafe-sa-students-shocked-by-damning-audit/9227570

>Labor targets Christopher Pyne's seat for abolition in South Australian redistribution
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-05/sturt-and-adelaide-seats-targetted-by-major-parties/9226852

>Milo Yiannopoulos: Free speech has its limits for political crusader in the Gucci jacket
baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-opinion/milo-yiannopoulos-free-speech-has-its-limits-for-political-crusader-in-the-gucci-jacket-20171205-gzyw69.html

>Violent clashes outside alt-right commentator Milo Yiannopoulos event in Kensington
theage.com.au/victoria/violent-clashes-outside-altright-commentator-milo-yiannopoulos-event-in-kensington-20171204-gzymgq.html

>Communist Party-linked group holds event at Hobart's Parliament House, Tasmanian politicians attend
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-05/tasmanian-parliament-used-by-group-link-to-china-communist-party/9224850

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unvis.it/abc.net.au/news/2017-12-05/sturt-and-adelaide-seats-targetted-by-major-parties/9226852
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unvis.it/abc.net.au/news/2017-12-05/tasmanian-parliament-used-by-group-link-to-china-communist-party/9224850
baka.com.au/comment/milo-yiannopoulos-should-just-go-back-to-where-he-came-from-20171205-gzyuz8.html
byrnecut.com.au/careers/expressions-of-interest/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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>abc net au/news/2017-12-05/turnbull-announces-foreign-interference-laws/9227514
unvis.it/abc.net.au/news/2017-12-05/turnbull-announces-foreign-interference-laws/9227514
>abc net au/news/2017-12-05/tafe-sa-students-shocked-by-damning-audit/9227570
unvis.it/abc.net.au/news/2017-12-05/tafe-sa-students-shocked-by-damning-audit/9227570
>abc net au/news/2017-12-05/sturt-and-adelaide-seats-targetted-by-major-parties/9226852
unvis.it/abc.net.au/news/2017-12-05/sturt-and-adelaide-seats-targetted-by-major-parties/9226852
>theage com au/victoria/violent-clashes-outside-altright-commentator-milo-yiannopoulos-event-in-kensington-20171204-gzymgq.html
unvis.it/theage.com.au/victoria/violent-clashes-outside-altright-commentator-milo-yiannopoulos-event-in-kensington-20171204-gzymgq.html
>abc net au/news/2017-12-05/tasmanian-parliament-used-by-group-link-to-china-communist-party/9224850
unvis.it/abc.net.au/news/2017-12-05/tasmanian-parliament-used-by-group-link-to-china-communist-party/9224850

Its that time. It's AUSSSPOLLLLL

Heyyo

Just got sacked lads. Ends just before Christmas. Feels bad. Would neck up but I don't care enough about life to end it.

Trades are a meme.

Shiiit. Sorry to hear that man. Hope you can find some work quick. No need to neck ya self though.

Checked. Join the army. Make sure you tell them you're gay though for 100% chance of getting in.

Don't neck yourself m8. We look after each other itt. Chin up.

>he fell for the tradie meme

Does anyone know how I can access this? It seems like a kinda racist article that the shitty sydney morning herald put out, I tried to archive it etc but I think they've pulled it down before people did :(
>pic related

I don't need to find it too quick. I got like 25k in savings. But I tried to improve my life and just fucked it all up despite doing my best.

Too old, too white, too male. Could try the tranny thing I guess.

Yep. DON'T DO IT. Or if you do, do it when you're 16 and living with mum and dad and make sure you keep leveling up.

Thanks, I wouldn't anyway. Got a cat to look after.

List your qualifications/trade and I can get you a job.

Can you get the url for the old article?

Right click over the old link...?

Worse comes to worse, you can drive trucks for Byrnecut underground for $36 an hour. 2/1 roster.

baka.com.au/comment/milo-yiannopoulos-should-just-go-back-to-where-he-came-from-20171205-gzyuz8.html

It just leads to a dead end

Sorry. Wayback Machine doesn't even have it.

Grade 10.

10+ years in retail and warehousing.

Three months into an apprenticeship.

Other meme certificates that aren't really relevant.

I probably can't even do that. Part of the reason I got fired is because I can't drive manual properly.

archive.org?

Real shame. Could have been some good dirt to have on the Sydney Morning Herald.

>Baka.com.au
Kek

Yeah.

Would have been awesome. Obviously they saw ahead.

Sandvicks are Auto man. Easy as fuck.

>Can you drive a manual (Legal or not)
>Can you pass a DNA test (Drug and Alcohol)

>Can you drive a manual

I'd say no, given how badly I handled the manual truck at work. Technically I "can".

>Drugs & Alcohol test

Yeah, for sure. I passed one + a physical just before starting this job.

this

also australia is irrelevant it doesnt need a general

byrnecut.com.au/careers/expressions-of-interest/

Apply here. You should here back soon.

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Will this even change much?

Daily reminder - boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

Bring on the day of the nursing home

>archive a tax funded news source
Also something something 56% amerimutt

Thanks brah. I won't do it right now, since technically I might get placed with another company in January, but that's a great option. Gonna get my forklift ticket too (although I can already drive one).

There is younger scum waiting to replace them why the fuck is Labor covering so hard for Sam Dastyari?

>Sam Dastyari

They are all in someone's pocket user......... Dastyari was just the one unlucky enough to be caught out.

Daily reminder this passes as abo

More stable than the USA
Far higher standard of living
Strategically a fortress island and able to see troop concentration months/years out from an actual invasion
Strong economy
Elites moving here and New Zealand for '''reasons'''

You're a second tier country now burger and are nearly Brazil 2.0
Also this is a thread for whites. please leave

good

>only 74k out of 474k full time jobs went to people born in Australia since 2008
The country is already lost.

I wish I was born in Europe so I would at least want to fight and defend my nation and it's millenia old history. Australia was born in 1901 and died in 1965. I never even lived in it

Whiter than half of Sup Forums

He'll sing like a canary and bring down labor from the bottom up if Shorten and co don't do everything they can to protect him.
More curious as to why he hasn't been charged with treason.

Thoughts on Amazon Australia launching today?

Good. It will lower the cost of living. Except those greedy Union cunts will constantly complain and complain and complain

>it’s 1 A.M. bot
Sage

Source?

Move to the nt and become a cop

Pepper spray abos for a living

>its another 56% amerimutt

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You don't think the gooks meddle like fuck in your elections? Did you ask for all the muzzie cunts to move in from Lebboland?

Isn't Australia like the 3rd highest in visitors by country?

not a bot, but a paid shill, probably working from an office somewhere in melbourne.
look at the timing:

I don't see paint marks around her lips and she has all her teeth and two eyes. This aint no abbo.

Underwhelming. There's fucking nothing on it and besides I've already done my Christmas shopping so I'd just be buying shit I don't need.

My work is in the process of hiring people with little to no work experience

Lol

>but a paid shill, probably working from an office somewhere in melbourne.
Cunt, if you want to pay me to make these threads I'll make a bitcoin wallet and you can transfer me the funds.
I don't know what you're talking about. We pay her reparations she MUST be abo.

This is what genocide looks like

Having their bums wiped by shitskins happy as fuck to be making more than $2 an hour. Oh the humanity.

I said it the other day. Boomers are the Steven Bradbury of generations. Gen x and y was too fuckin retarded to see what was coming, then it came, then they were even more retarded by saying hurrr lets import more shitskins because emotions.

I actually kind of pity boomers on the whole.

The correct term is chinks mate

Gook is best to describe Korean, also acceptable for Vietnamese, Cambodian and other south east Asian

Kek

Yeah I didn't see much.

I think it's mainly good for stuff they don't want to sell anymore and they want to get rid of what little stock is left.

For instance you could get a pair of shoes for half price but you'll be lucky to get them in your size.

Fark 56 posts in, whats for dinner lads?

Baked beans. Cbf cooking.

Beer.

Spagbol

News sites have been rubbing our faces in the sand regularly about selling our houses to gooks.

It might give the Liberals 1 more point in the polls. Desperate they are.

>coons

Hungry cracks

Why do you keep asking what we're eating

hey m8s, was q and a any good last night?

Meatloaf and wedges

Thank you Bjorn you are truly my greatest resource trading partner

No, they wanted to stop someones freedom of speech because they didn't like what some faggot had to say

id imagine this is what peter duttons daughter looks like

>tfw 1/16th aboriginal
>dont bother claiming it

honestly couldnt be fucked going through the hassle of getting approved by a local tribe, ect

Aus/pol/ is more popular than Germany general threads and Canadians don't even have a general

Red Rooster. Got CLink today.

the rest of my portuguese chicken legs i cooked the other night

we used to have a daily general but everyone bullied bruce a little too hard and he never came back :(

lol

>Gen x and y was too fuckin retarded to see what was coming
fuck off cunt we didnt get the internet until it was too late (x), we thought the news was real same as our spastic parents.
now i think about it fuck off again it was gen x who built the internet for everyone, we were shitposting on dial up, you want to try that sometime holy shit, hour and a half to download a tune. all the virtue signalling social media bullshit didnt come until much later when the J started pumping money in to stop us talking to each other, 9/11 woke us up and we'll be the last generation to remember life when people stayed in their own fucking countries, we know whats at stake first hand, who do you think are gen z's parents?
yeah younger generations are fucked but so are we, our wages have barely moved in 2 decades, things are going to get better though i know it.

Trades are good. It's pretty much the only occuptation that is shitskin free, (((they're))) basically bribing them to be in favour of the shitskin invasion. Because meaty, reasonably intelligent white men are really the only threat.

Would be fairly hard work though, can't be too much of a butthead.

7 Weet-Bix and a few nips of scotch

>Bruce
I remember those threads and the OP was that gook that kept posting his pictures across Sup Forums and then he moved temporarily moved to China

Fuck off cunt gen x are a bunch of faggot mongs.

They think they're good for not giving a fuck about anything.

Nice trips to confirm the inexorable bantering nature of the eternal roo

Kek there's more Maoris in trades than Asians or muzzies

Eggs on toast.

Fasting so nothing.

Start a business or just shoot yourself now.

Soyboys are not welcome on Sup Forums

10/10 in the UK

Lead by example then cunt

Fake news. False hype.
Aussies are visual creatures.

I've got some capital and an excellent (((credit))) rating. Wouldn't mind starting up a business because I don't want to run other people's businesses for them anymore but I can't for the life of me think what businesses actually have a future here? Retail is on life support, I don't have a trade or specialised skill and every second commercial space is already a fucking cafe.
What the fuck is there for the future?

Beef mince burgers

Checked out Amazon today .. fucking underwhelming alright - could get better prices almost anywhere in Australia, and then get officeworks or other major players to match price.

No idea why the prices of amazon.com.au are nothing like those on their US site .. sucks balls that we getting ripped off again.

Where does abo end with you Sup Forums ?

things change, admit i was peak gen x slacker sitting around with my pals high watching vhs and playing nes but like i say we didnt know anything. all i knew about the world was from the tv, how the fuck could we know any different? i learned about islam from a book in school when i was 13 and didnt see my first non white until i was about 18.
it was impossible to know anything else, throw away your phone and computer for a decade and tell me what you know about the world, that was just normal life for us, if it wasnt on the bbc it didnt happen. remember who built this thing though, we were ignorant we werent retarded

Ambition. Instead of thinking about what would succeed, think about which successful people you could frustrate.

By the noose

cunt's fucked.

There'll always be crims and places to lock them up. You could start some kind of secure personnel transport company and get all of Sercos contracts, petition abo elders with the promise that no Proud Black Native will die in your trucks.

Plus Serco charge an exorbitant amount so you could undercut them easily

Same thing just happened to me, didnt spend a day out of work

Apprentice plumber life

>tfw going on 2 years of not having paid employment.
> tfw tried to get into a trade, did my prevoc course and 6 months of unpaid work experience on a construction site and machine maintenance in a factory
> end up with no apprenticeship or possibility of one with either until April 2018.
Every day I feel like I'm useless.
What should i do, I'm 20 now and feel like there's no bloody work since I'm too old for retail anymore.

If you own your own vehicle become an uber driver or deliver pizzas

You're still really young, not even 21. Try a supermarket chain if nothing else.