Why is no one talking about the massive wildfire in Ventura County CA?
>Expanded to 50,000 acres in just eight hours
>Already destroyed 300 structures and 150,000 evacuated
>Wind gusts at 31 miles an hour for the entire day
>Only twenty miles from LA
Seriously this is gonna dump a shit ton of ash all over Hollywood and LA
because california.
who fucking cares, burn!
I'm watching it from my backyard, shits on fire yo.
Nothing much to talk about.
All we need now is a magnitude 9.0 for the happening.
The wind gusts are strong as shit. You better get to a safe distance
>God doesn't hate fa-
cause zero deaths yet
burn it all
Most of the smoke is going due west, to the ocean.
Just what we needed.
A massive acidification of the pacific cost.
Hope you don't like fish, because fish prices are about to skyrocket.
I live here and I support this post
Earthquake hits tonight and trump is the better man and gives Cali the most aid for a natural disaster ever. They claim he's a racist for it.
do it again, God!
Just keep telling yourselves these wildfires are chaotic acts of nature, not the Lord trying to scorch your degenerate asses off the face of the earth and saving what little of his flock that he can.
I'm in LA can't breath here
Fire came really close to my house like two hundred feet. My friends house brand new million dollar home gone.
Uh, that's going to persist for a while. Buy a case of 240 of 3M 9210 for $50.
Good product, I use it for work. Expedite that shit.
Mixed feeling here. Its Cali.... so.... However is that Trump rural territory? Then that's why noone is talking about.
And why hasnt Trump tweeted something about it yet? Explain!
>My friends house brand new million dollar home gone.
Good.
Because the only thing better than CA burning to the ground would be if it broke off of the US landmass and fell into the Pacific.
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I have never seen anything like this hit so close. It's hard to even breath and people are walking around with face masks, and the winds still going stronger than ever holy shit. I can hear it right now.
It's god taking out the trash with cleansing fire.
It may be rural but the ashes are blowing around everywhere. See
Sodom and gomorrah
dude california is on fire year round these days what the fug ever :DDd
Ventura county is conservative besides Oxnard
>wildfires
They're MS13-fires.
>>Expanded to 50,000 acres in just eight hours
>>Already destroyed 300 structures and 150,000 evacuated
>>Wind gusts at 31 miles an hour for the entire day
>>Only twenty miles from LA
>rothchilds bow to the cali fire
>in contact with aliens
California better fuck off with putting so much CO2 into the air. Green my ass.
also does anyone want to worship the fire?
California deserves to burn, bunch of faggots and liberals
/ourgod/
greekgodsandgoddesses.net
Greek God of Fire and Metalworking
Hephaestus was the god of fire, metalworking, stone masonry, forges and the art of sculpture. He was the son of Zeus and Hera and married to Aphrodite by Zeus to prevent a war of the gods fighting for her hand. He was a smithing god, making all of the weapons for Olympus and acting as a blacksmith for the gods.
commiefornia btfo
hope those hollywood cocksuckers choke
>UGLY AUTIST
>GETS KEKED
HEPHAESTUS IS /OURGOD/
He had his own palace on Olympus where he made many clever inventions and automatons of metal to work for him. Hephaestus’s ugly appearance was the reason Zeus chose him to marry Aphrodite, but despite this she had many affairs with both gods and men.
In one story, Hephaestus builds a tricky invention which catches Aphrodite laying with the Ares, the god of war, trapping them both in the bed to be laughed at and ridiculed by the other gods.
Nah in coastal areas in the west, the wind always blows from the oceans towards the mainland.
>CA
And nothing of value was lost. For years the federal government and fire depts have been trying to do something about preventing these forest fires but the state government keeps stopping them for some stupid fucking reason.
>sure why not
I LOVE YOU HEPHAESTUS-SAN
GIVE THEM THE FLAMES TO CLEANSE THEM OF CORRUPTION AND DEGENERACY
Mfw watching LA burn from the comfort of Orange County
the jews dont burn well, source ww2
Mostly because you manage forest fires by getting rid of the trees that start them. However environmentalists throw hissy fits over cutting down trees so when they're everywhere and the fire starts anyways, it looks like Armageddon.
Because if we seriously talk about it at all the (((MSM))) will pick up on it and report it as a tragedy.
[Angelic war chant intensifies]
God smiting the heathens.
Facts about Hephaestus:
Hephaestus was known as the God of Fire.
In some accounts, he was said to be the son of Zeus and Hera; in others, he was the son of Hera alone, conceived in order to get back at Zeus for bringing forth Athena.
Hephaestus was the only ugly god among perfectly beautiful immortals.
Hephaestus was born deformed and was cast out of heaven by one or both of his parents when they noticed that he was imperfect.
He was the workman of the immortals: he made their dwellings, furnishings, and weapons.
In his workshop, Hephaestus had assistants who were made out of gold and who helped him with his work.
His forge or workshop was located under a volcano, and the work he did within it caused frequent eruptions.
In most accounts, Aphrodite is named as his wife, although she was unfaithful to him (with Ares, for one). Theirs was an arranged marriage.
Hephaestus was a patron of the arts.
He was a kind and peace-loving god.
In art, Hephaestus is usually depicted as bending over an anvil or walking with the assistance of a cane.
He was worshipped primarily in Athens, where he had a temple.
Hephaestus manufactured the aegis (or shield) that Athena is known for carrying.
The arrows of Eros (known also as Cupid) were fashioned by Hephaestus as well.
Hephaestus was the god of the ceremony when children were officially admitted to the city organization.
According to a story told both by Homer and Hesiod, Hephaestus married Aglaia, one of the three Graces.
Hephaestus was known for making a gold basket that Europa, daughter of the King of Sidon, used to gather flowers when she happened upon Zeus in the meadow.
Hephaestus crafted the armor that Achilles wore in the Trojan War. The same arms, despite their connection to divinity, brought about the death of Ajax.
Aphrodite gave Harmonia an extraordinary necklace made by Hephaestus. The piece of jewelry brought disaster to later generations.
Erichthonius was the son of Hephaestus: he was half man, half serpent.
That's fine! Just a bunch of liberals and communists having their 'wealth' redistributed by God's own hand. Oh the irony.
>TOP KEK
>CA
I cant concern my self with what goes on in other countries.
He was also notoriously ugly and basically a shut in, although he does humiliate roastie Aphrodite and CHAD Ares.
NO YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
HEPHAESTUS WAS A FUCKING KEK WHO LET HIS WIFE APHRODITE FUCK ARES
*KEK
true. it has tons of avocado and lemon ranches. my family owns a lot of the orchards in the area and we really how they are going to all be ok. most of our friends and family ranchers are rural ranch type conservatives. there are definitely liberal pockets though such as Oxnard and parts of city of Ventura. it's definitely not bad compared to say SF or LA though
Simi Valley, moorpark, and Thousand Oaks are very conservative. The Ronald Reagan library is in simi.
I didn't know they made a word filter for (c)uck. Probably because I don't usually use the word except that's literally what it is in this occasion.
>ugly
>makes robot worker waifus
>lives under a mountain
>creates elaborate device to catch his wife cheating
Good.
No wait that means they move to my state reeeeeeee
It's one of the few word filters that have remained after Sup Forums harbor (?) I think
yes exactly. you are totally right. lots of good memories in Simi valley where I raised swine for auction as a kid
>Why is no one talking about the massive wildfire in Ventura County CA?
most of us just don't care if California burns
the remainder want California to burn
I also live here and seriously... Calis got to go
This
How have we not come up with some sort of Fire Chan yet like
>pic related
?
I always hoped for a massive earthquake turning the southerns bit into a sort of prison island like in that one movie. This works though.
see
fuck California, that's why. Burn it ALL
pics from ground zero
#BurnSodoma
>Do not know shit about Santa Ana winds
Hello fellow ventura countyian.
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Then why isn't hitting urban areas harder?
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This
I would be driving the fuck out of your state right now. Spend some time in Nevada
ok the winds are picking up pretty crazy right now.
>The fire rises.
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no need to wait for the great earthquake
Cali will just burn
Send help
T. Ventura county user
Best fire since those ones in NorCal that ashed entire city blocks.
There has been an arsonist/arsonists at large for well over a decade in Southern California.
No one will openly talk about it.
The News Networks won't even ask how these fires started anymore.
It's just become common knowledge that fires are magical and clearly start themselves on cold December mornings as soon as the wind kicks up.
My eyes are burning my town is conservative we don't deserve this
Well shit.....
North Hollywood near the metro station.
We're a blue county, let the fire rise. At least schools are all shut.
There's basically no commercial fishing industry other than squid in socal
Kek
Yessss burn all the faggotry away!
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>sitting across the riverbed watching ventura burn from spic city
I mean I have lived in socal my whole life, theres always a fire going. Its part of living here. Worth it. Its like 75 degrees out, sunny, and December.
I'm smokin some legal weed outside, shitposting on Sup Forums. Life is good here. Super conservative rich white city on the coast. No niggers. No beaners. Hardly and libshits.
Send your thoughts and prayers to the fire. Lets hope it burns out a little LA cancer.
Buy up on strawberry stuff because that is about all we grow here.
THIRD FIRE: Valencia
Fire starting in Valencia, 5 freeway is closed.
Your only hope is to escape through the old road.
Thats funny, because this is a fire in the hills and has nothing to do with the forestry service.
Kate's Fire
SB reporting here, it's like cyprus hill concert outside
>as per usual
Haze floating around Santa Barbara too, can barely see the mountains and everything smells like camping. Power out last night and spotty this morning.
>just north of Hollywood
>fires aren't too unusual
>Pedogate info coming out
>Tons of people thrown under the bus over the last 2 months
>what to do with all the pedo/trafficking/satanic/EWO evidence?
>burn it all
show us a pic plz
>im now boxed in against the sea surrounded by fire
> hell is burning
> news
Pick one.
We have some napalm on the way.
We'll make sure that the entire LA region burns to the ground