The ride never ends. Based Nisio is still there providing more shit.
Also >CRAB BTFO TWICE Everyone knew Cat was the only answer.
>5 years later, Araragi is 23 >Works at the Hearsay Department that Gaen set up >Zenka Mermaid, Nozomi Golem, Mitome Wolf, Tsuzura Human >All four are his senpai at the department, each gets a story >Mitome has to work as Cat's bodyguard in her story >Last story has Araragi and Hitagi's third break up and they think about the future >Karen - became a policewoman, works in Public Safety division, lives alone >Tsukihi - got into college twice and dropped out twice, currently planning to study dance overseas >Crab - works for a finance sector company overseas, broke up with Ararari twice and got back twice >Cat - worked for non-profit orgs overseas for a long time, now known as Jeanne d'Arc; famous and dangerous >Monkey - studies to become a sports doctor, works in a hospital part-time >Snake - mangaka with 3 serialized manga >Snail - still a god, doesn't show up >Sodachi - works for a government office, bought a house, used to be friends with Araragi and Crab in college but it didn't last long
>Snake - mangaka with 3 serialized manga Best girl got best ending
David Thomas
>thinking based is from Sup Forums
Juan Miller
>all that crab wedding shitposting >wedding to happen and everyone will get rekt
Where is the shitposting now crabfags.
To be fair user, anyone this far in mono already knows most of everything without care for spoilers.
Aaron Carter
Royal blooded milf/teen/loli packed in 1 vampire or an abusive stapling cunt. Such a hard decision.
Brandon Reyes
>KOYOMI BTFO THRICE FTFY
Hitagi is the one who cheated and broke up with him.
He would never left her, she did.
Jaxson Martin
I want to see this animated so badly
Dylan Nelson
>Snake - mangaka with 3 serialized manga
Charles Cook
What a fucking slut.
Aiden Parker
>To be fair user, anyone this far in mono already knows most of everything You're dumping spoilers from a novel released today. How do you figure that "everybody who wants to know already knows"?
Owen Walker
First day on Sup Forums, huh.
Samuel Perez
>>all that crab wedding shitposting literally where? I'm trying to find that shitposting, help me user.
Robert White
I don't get why the author would keep crab in the story if this was how it ended? Are this real spoilers?
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>Hitagi is the one who cheated and broke up with him. where are you getting this info from?
Henry Perez
>Hitagi is the one who cheated elaborate
Ethan Powell
>crab marries kaiki >best girl gets best boy Please deliver
Josiah Baker
>Snake - mangaka with 3 serialized manga Good for her.
Daniel Moore
Head canon
Kayden Carter
Shitposting and Kaiki prophecy
Ethan Price
shitposting
Lincoln Hill
>Everyone knew Cat was the only answer. >Catfags actually believe this Catfag please.
Jaxon Parker
This is the back of the OP image
>"I don't know anything. You're the one who knows... Officer Araragi." >Cracking down on a "rumor" before it can turn into a ghost story >Police officer Koyomi Araragi who has begun working at the Hearsay Department of Naoetsu Station >Hitagi and Tsubasa, who have left town >What paths have the three have chosen after turning 23 years old >and what are the feelings Koyomi will convey in the end...?
Okay so what the actual fuck happened with Hitagi this time?
all that bullshit about MUH LIVING TOGETHER! MUHH MARRY ARARAGI AND BE HAPPY LIVING THE EVERYDAY! and they broke up TWICE just to get back together TWICE and I know this bullshit was mainly Gahara's fault for being a stupid piece of shit.
ALSO WEEDING NEVER HAPPENED N E V E R
Anthony Ramirez
She couldn't deny her longing for the Kaikock any longer
Jose Garcia
Ragi would never do it, he wouldn't even think of it. To dip into vintage memes, he's too much of a moralfag like Kenshiro
John James
Stop bullying crab ;_; It's not her fault she's shit.
Brandon Hernandez
ending things with Crab and being ready for Hanekawa are two entire different things OP
Cooper Nguyen
He will get together with one of his new senpais bruh
Christian Foster
>catfags think that she'll win with crab gone It's gonna be bat or no one. Hell I'd sooner believe Nisio writing Crab and RRRG back together in the next book than a cat victory.
Justin Sanchez
Monogatarai threads are now a crab-free zone. We clean now.
Evan Walker
Considering the anime adaption began at '09 and the LN's began at '06. Who would care about spoilers and be around this far in at Sup Forums? Most who will go read it will rather go wait for it ignoring spoilers if they care. Plus this is a continuation from the last thread. Though yeah this thread at least could have had Musubi in the title for those wanting to avoid.
Justin Parker
Senjougahara has always been honest about mostly liking Koyomi just because he saved her. Maybe she eventually got past that part and got fed up with RRRG.
Julian Thomas
Seriously speaking, it was always inevitable. It was in fact spoiled in Nise how everything will eventually fade away and Shinobu will be the only one left with Araragi, for Araragi, eventually the only person alive in the entire world, if not the universe. I wonder if Nisio will pull this off eventually, something like InfinityGatari set into million years later, Araragi and Bat are the only people left on the earth and Sun is dying and Earth is becoming ice ball, they decide to leave the Earth aka Kars in hope that they will maybe hit the new planet one day. The plot twist: story is told from PoV of their offsprings who populate new planet and create a race of vampires.
Colton Sanders
The wolfguy is just hired muscle, and not even anymore by the time Araragi tells his story.
Brayden King
Or you could have just spoilered the fucking spoilers you retard
Connor Martinez
Just go to the archives and search the title of the LN or check out the Kizu threads.
Josiah Cruz
So basically Crab, Math and Bird got the least fulfilling endings, though maybe that's what Bird wanted.
And on the other hand Nadeko, Araragi and Bee got to do what they like, and Cat became world famous.
Jaxson Cook
It's going to be RRRG and Gaen, just you wait and see.
Brayden Rivera
It wasn't supposed to end like this.
Araragi was meant to stay with Hitagi until she died of old age, then with Hanekawa a supernatural lifespan of happiness, and then with Shinobu forever until double suicide.
What happened?
Chase Walker
Crab fucked herself by being such a shit
Anthony Anderson
It's cool Araragi will get back together with her and raise Kaiki's son
Jeremiah Hall
T-this is all just anti-crab shitposting right? Otherwise I'm not going to be a happy camper
Hudson Hall
>implying this is the end >implying Nisio won't keep writing these until he dies Crab and RRRG are done but the series isn't over
Colton Wilson
I love how shippers are the worst fanbase for any series and Nisio is blowing them all the fuck out.
Kevin Sanders
>Crying for spoilers on Sup Forums
Go back to plebbit newfag.
Isaiah Cook
WHO CHEATED AND WITH WHO ?!
We need a poll
Ian Harris
I need spoilers about the ending, is it cat or bat?
James Watson
The way I see it, Crab had to be the one to break up with him. Araragi don't have the balls to break up with her.
I've been saying for years that Crab is worst girl and a slut, and this just proves it.
Brandon Peterson
Is it really shipping if it's his canon girlfriend
>crab cucked pretty much every monogatari girl >bad karma finally comes back It was inevitable
Jaxson Stewart
So what's the deal with the wedding dress and the title?
Luis Gomez
this kills the crab?
Hunter Murphy
I hope crab lives a long happy life with kaiki.
Grayson Barnes
>Araragi was meant to stay with Hitagi until she died of old age None of this was ever implied or to be expected. Hitagi romance with Araragi was forced and had no natural chemistry, it is not surprising that they broke up, in fact Nisio probably planned this whole thing, to show typical one sided couple romance.
Joseph Wood
The same reason for other LN's of Nisio having no relevancy much. Curve balls.
Landon Collins
Crab is a cunt and probably broke up with Araragi each time wearing that attire.
On one hand, I feel bad for Crab for the breakups. On the other hand, I'd consider it a win if she ends up with Kaiki if I'm being honest.
Benjamin Davis
Summarize instead of just copy pasting posts.
Liam Sullivan
Holy crap it might happen.
James Miller
>Crab was irrelevant after her arc >literally "background" gf and cockblock >irrelevant in final volumes >"Araragi and Gahara broke up 3 times" according to new volume
Kevin Cook
STOP IT STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIITTT
Jonathan Hill
Not a single word about Shinobu?
Landon Reyes
how does that site work?
Aiden Carter
It's summed up in the OP post.
Christopher Russell
Sounds really mundane and a bit bittersweet for most part. Most of them have failed in some aspect. That makes Snake and Cat end stand out with their fairy tale conclusions.
Landon Anderson
>Cat - worked for non-profit orgs overseas for a long time, now known as Jeanne d'Arc; famous and dangerous Why is Cat so awful? Reading that shit made me cringe.
Nathan Carter
...
Xavier Baker
Can I stay if I haven't shitposted a Monogatari thread in the past couple years?
Owen Robinson
Put me in the screencap, reddit.
Jordan Garcia
She became a donut store clerk but was fired for eating all the stock.
Samuel Thompson
I just roll my eyes after the whole Araragi's blood from Kizu being a one use that made her a cat-vamp momentarily against the other two vamps.
Camden Moore
>It became seven wonders. It seems that I am occasionally putting on my college students
what?
Adam Flores
Don't think so. A bit shit too. Nisio gave up on writing anything for her shortly after pairing her with Araragi. Now there's not even that. At least give her some side stories with Kaiki.
Benjamin Jones
Sounds like normal, most of them having more or less normal life given how awful their lives used to be is already a miracle.
Charles Baker
Apparently Crab met another man at work abroad and break up with Araragi for him.
Nolan Cook
>tfw remembering gurofag
Man where has the time gone.
Evan Ross
...
Levi Gutierrez
Crab and Kaiki should have more detective stories together.
Gavin Jenkins
Deathopia HYPE hopefully.
Tyler Gray
What a nice way to kill the beautiful love story. With all this white kimono and the hearts that'll never come untied thing. Thank you, Nisio.