Monogatari Series

The ride never ends. Based Nisio is still there providing more shit.

Also
>CRAB BTFO TWICE
Everyone knew Cat was the only answer.

>5 years later, Araragi is 23
>Works at the Hearsay Department that Gaen set up
>Zenka Mermaid, Nozomi Golem, Mitome Wolf, Tsuzura Human
>All four are his senpai at the department, each gets a story
>Mitome has to work as Cat's bodyguard in her story
>Last story has Araragi and Hitagi's third break up and they think about the future
>Karen - became a policewoman, works in Public Safety division, lives alone
>Tsukihi - got into college twice and dropped out twice, currently planning to study dance overseas
>Crab - works for a finance sector company overseas, broke up with Ararari twice and got back twice
>Cat - worked for non-profit orgs overseas for a long time, now known as Jeanne d'Arc; famous and dangerous
>Monkey - studies to become a sports doctor, works in a hospital part-time
>Snake - mangaka with 3 serialized manga
>Snail - still a god, doesn't show up
>Sodachi - works for a government office, bought a house, used to be friends with Araragi and Crab in college but it didn't last long

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CRABFAGS ON SUCIDE WATCH

> Based

>everyone knew bat was the only answer
ftfy

spoiler that shit fag

>Snake - mangaka with 3 serialized manga
Best girl got best ending

>thinking based is from Sup Forums

>all that crab wedding shitposting
>wedding to happen and everyone will get rekt

Where is the shitposting now crabfags.

To be fair user, anyone this far in mono already knows most of everything without care for spoilers.

Royal blooded milf/teen/loli packed in 1 vampire or an abusive stapling cunt.
Such a hard decision.

>KOYOMI BTFO THRICE
FTFY

Hitagi is the one who cheated and broke up with him.

He would never left her, she did.

I want to see this animated so badly

>Snake - mangaka with 3 serialized manga

What a fucking slut.

>To be fair user, anyone this far in mono already knows most of everything
You're dumping spoilers from a novel released today. How do you figure that "everybody who wants to know already knows"?

First day on Sup Forums, huh.

>>all that crab wedding shitposting
literally where? I'm trying to find that shitposting, help me user.

I don't get why the author would keep crab in the story if this was how it ended? Are this real spoilers?

>Hitagi is the one who cheated and broke up with him.
where are you getting this info from?

>Hitagi is the one who cheated
elaborate

>crab marries kaiki
>best girl gets best boy
Please deliver

>Snake - mangaka with 3 serialized manga
Good for her.

Head canon

Shitposting and Kaiki prophecy

shitposting

>Everyone knew Cat was the only answer.
>Catfags actually believe this
Catfag please.

This is the back of the OP image

>"I don't know anything. You're the one who knows... Officer Araragi."
>Cracking down on a "rumor" before it can turn into a ghost story
>Police officer Koyomi Araragi who has begun working at the Hearsay Department of Naoetsu Station
>Hitagi and Tsubasa, who have left town
>What paths have the three have chosen after turning 23 years old
>and what are the feelings Koyomi will convey in the end...?

Okay so what the actual fuck happened with Hitagi this time?

all that bullshit about MUH LIVING TOGETHER! MUHH MARRY ARARAGI AND BE HAPPY LIVING THE EVERYDAY! and they broke up TWICE just to get back together TWICE and I know this bullshit was mainly Gahara's fault for being a stupid piece of shit.

ALSO WEEDING NEVER HAPPENED
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She couldn't deny her longing for the Kaikock any longer

Ragi would never do it, he wouldn't even think of it. To dip into vintage memes, he's too much of a moralfag like Kenshiro

Stop bullying crab ;_;
It's not her fault she's shit.

ending things with Crab and being ready for Hanekawa are two entire different things OP

He will get together with one of his new senpais bruh

>catfags think that she'll win with crab gone
It's gonna be bat or no one. Hell I'd sooner believe Nisio writing Crab and RRRG back together in the next book than a cat victory.

Monogatarai threads are now a crab-free zone.
We clean now.

Considering the anime adaption began at '09 and the LN's began at '06. Who would care about spoilers and be around this far in at Sup Forums? Most who will go read it will rather go wait for it ignoring spoilers if they care. Plus this is a continuation from the last thread. Though yeah this thread at least could have had Musubi in the title for those wanting to avoid.

Senjougahara has always been honest about mostly liking Koyomi just because he saved her. Maybe she eventually got past that part and got fed up with RRRG.

Seriously speaking, it was always inevitable.
It was in fact spoiled in Nise how everything will eventually fade away and Shinobu will be the only one left with Araragi, for Araragi, eventually the only person alive in the entire world, if not the universe.
I wonder if Nisio will pull this off eventually, something like InfinityGatari set into million years later, Araragi and Bat are the only people left on the earth and Sun is dying and Earth is becoming ice ball, they decide to leave the Earth aka Kars in hope that they will maybe hit the new planet one day.
The plot twist: story is told from PoV of their offsprings who populate new planet and create a race of vampires.

The wolfguy is just hired muscle, and not even anymore by the time Araragi tells his story.

Or you could have just spoilered the fucking spoilers you retard

Just go to the archives and search the title of the LN or check out the Kizu threads.

So basically Crab, Math and Bird got the least fulfilling endings, though maybe that's what Bird wanted.

And on the other hand Nadeko, Araragi and Bee got to do what they like, and Cat became world famous.

It's going to be RRRG and Gaen, just you wait and see.

It wasn't supposed to end like this.

Araragi was meant to stay with Hitagi until she died of old age,
then with Hanekawa a supernatural lifespan of happiness,
and then with Shinobu forever until double suicide.

What happened?

Crab fucked herself by being such a shit

It's cool Araragi will get back together with her and raise Kaiki's son

T-this is all just anti-crab shitposting right? Otherwise I'm not going to be a happy camper

>implying this is the end
>implying Nisio won't keep writing these until he dies
Crab and RRRG are done but the series isn't over

I love how shippers are the worst fanbase for any series and Nisio is blowing them all the fuck out.

>Crying for spoilers on Sup Forums

Go back to plebbit newfag.

WHO CHEATED AND WITH WHO ?!

We need a poll

I need spoilers about the ending, is it cat or bat?

The way I see it, Crab had to be the one to break up with him. Araragi don't have the balls to break up with her.

I've been saying for years that Crab is worst girl and a slut, and this just proves it.

Is it really shipping if it's his canon girlfriend

Someone make an Araragi edit of this

Good on you, Snek.

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>Monogatarai threads are now a crab-free zone.
>lwa threads are now sucy-free zone
what a time to be alive

Cat will rule the world!

cheating isn't the only reason for relationships to end user

うっかり「結物語」一気読みしちゃってこんな時間だよ。なんだこのリア充爆発しろ。
ただし、作者の愛は常に新しい子に注がれることもありありとわかるな。育、愛されすぎ。
次巻予告はスーサイドマスターさん再登場っぽいけど、傾物語みたいな嘘予告前科ありありのシリーズだから、どうなるやら。

>crab cucked pretty much every monogatari girl
>bad karma finally comes back
It was inevitable

So what's the deal with the wedding dress and the title?

this kills the crab?

I hope crab lives a long happy life with kaiki.

>Araragi was meant to stay with Hitagi until she died of old age
None of this was ever implied or to be expected.
Hitagi romance with Araragi was forced and had no natural chemistry, it is not surprising that they broke up, in fact Nisio probably planned this whole thing, to show typical one sided couple romance.

The same reason for other LN's of Nisio having no relevancy much. Curve balls.

Crab is a cunt and probably broke up with Araragi each time wearing that attire.

I hope crab gets cancer and dies

結物語

語り部は暦 本編終了から5年後の話(暦が23歳)
臥煙さんの働きかけでできた怪異現象を未然に防ぐ科である直江津所風説科でのお話

ぜんかマーメイド
周防全歌(すおうぜんか)26歳、半人魚。暦の先輩
人魚の肉を食い瀕死のところを助かった。水にぬれると半魚人となる体質。もちろん不死身
全歌と共に川で起きた水難事件を調査する話

のぞみゴーレム
兆間臨(きざしまのぞみ)29歳、ゴーレム。暦の先輩
死んだところを祖父母が禁呪により土に魂を固定させた。当時から器が変わってないので童顔
臨とともに直江津高校の生徒が下校中に会ったかまいたち事件について調査する話

みとめウルフ
再埼みとめ(さいざきみとめ)人狼。暦の先輩
人狼一族の末裔。変身を完全にコントロールできる。戦闘能力や嗅覚に優れるがバイタルよりメンタルのほうが強靭
羽川帰国の際の護衛を任されたため、当時の羽川のパーソナリティを参考までに暦に聞きに来る。

つづらヒューマン
甲賀葛(こうがつづら) 人間。風説科課長
人間。怪異は見えないし触れないが人間とのコミュニケーションが非常に得意
桑方纔(くわがたひたた) 風説科メンバー。詳細不明。怪異を身に宿しているらしい
瀬古(せこ) 風説科メンバー。詳細不明
3度目となるひたぎとの別れ話を経て、今後のお互いの将来について考える話

2017年 忍物語刊行予定

She probably just got tired of him. I don't like her very much, but I honestly doubt she's the type of girl to cheat.

This. Career choices, simply growing out of it, etc. are all very possible.

>all the other crabfags weren't self inserting as kaiki
I see where you all messed up

She's gonna carry that weight

Misleading titles, typical Nisio ruse.

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結物語


5年後の主要面子のあれこれ

暦 警部補、直江津所風説科で研修中
火憐 もちろんこいつも警察になる。生活安全課に所属。一人暮らしのおかげで料理はできる
月火 大学入っては辞めてを2回も繰り返す。今度は海外のダンススクールに通う予定
ひたぎ 海外で金融系の会社に勤める。大学時代暦と2度別れ2度よりを戻した
翼 海外での慈善活動が度を過ぎ現代のジャンヌダルクと呼ばれる。国際的に重要人物であり、危険人物
駿河 スポーツドクターになるべく勉強と病院でのバイトに勤しむ
撫子 3度の連載ができるほどの漫画家に。扇曰くあんまり売れてないらしいが今連載している物語は扇好み
真宵 相変わらず神様だが本編での出番はなし
育 役所勤めに。家も買った。ちなみに大学時代は暦、ひたぎと仲が良い時期もあったが結局続かなかった
扇 未だに直江津高校の閉ざされた1-3組に存在。七不思議と化した。たまに在校生にちょっかいかけてるらしい

so who's going to translate this?

Whelp looks like the list went from

Crab > Bee = Bat > Monkey > Doll > Snail > Bird > shit > Cat > Snake to

Bee = Bat > Monkey > Doll > Snail > Bird > Shit >Cat > Snake > more shit > Crab

On one hand, I feel bad for Crab for the breakups. On the other hand, I'd consider it a win if she ends up with Kaiki if I'm being honest.

Summarize instead of just copy pasting posts.

Holy crap it might happen.

>Crab was irrelevant after her arc
>literally "background" gf and cockblock
>irrelevant in final volumes
>"Araragi and Gahara broke up 3 times" according to new volume

STOP IT STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIITTT

Not a single word about Shinobu?

how does that site work?

It's summed up in the OP post.

Sounds really mundane and a bit bittersweet for most part. Most of them have failed in some aspect. That makes Snake and Cat end stand out with their fairy tale conclusions.

>Cat - worked for non-profit orgs overseas for a long time, now known as Jeanne d'Arc; famous and dangerous
Why is Cat so awful? Reading that shit made me cringe.

...

Can I stay if I haven't shitposted a Monogatari thread in the past couple years?

Put me in the screencap, reddit.

She became a donut store clerk but was fired for eating all the stock.

I just roll my eyes after the whole Araragi's blood from Kizu being a one use that made her a cat-vamp momentarily against the other two vamps.

>It became seven wonders. It seems that I am occasionally putting on my college students

what?

Don't think so. A bit shit too. Nisio gave up on writing anything for her shortly after pairing her with Araragi. Now there's not even that. At least give her some side stories with Kaiki.

Sounds like normal, most of them having more or less normal life given how awful their lives used to be is already a miracle.

Apparently Crab met another man at work abroad and break up with Araragi for him.

>tfw remembering gurofag

Man where has the time gone.

...

Crab and Kaiki should have more detective stories together.

Deathopia HYPE hopefully.

What a nice way to kill the beautiful love story. With all this white kimono and the hearts that'll never come untied thing. Thank you, Nisio.