Bong moving to NYC here, what can I expect...

Bong moving to NYC here, what can I expect? I currently live in London and am told New York has no muslims which sounds good. Is it a redpilled place overall?

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Niggers

Welcome to kike central been there once, hated it.

Jews

few muslims but about 40% of the population in Latino and speaks spanish

Less muslims.
More nigs and jews.

You fucked up OP

New York City is largely Liberal. I was born and raised in the Bronx in which whites are the minority. NYC voted overwhelmingly for Hillary. NYC also protested hard once Trump won and NYC is where he's from, so that says a lot.

If you want to live in a 'redpilled' area. Move to upstate newyork. They have a long history of cousin fucking and large KKK influences.

>moving to NYC
JUST

Serious question.
Why would you move to NYC? Unless you have a job in IB, there isn't any real reason to pick that of all cities.

>high cost of living
>"diverse"
>rude people, rude culture,
>unhealthy city
>terrible for commuting so unless you make a job where you are wealthy enough to live within walking distance to your workplace, you'll lose 2 hours a day.

high rent, rude people, smelly packed subway cars. what was that? you want to drive? hahaha good luck with gas prices and tolls! 16 dollars to get into brooklyn.

what visa did you get?

I applied for a vacancy within my company (ad industry) based in New York and I was selected.

>Oy Vey mayor, I expect our daily shekel payments out of the city treasury will continue as planned?

L1B

And spics. And the absolute worst kind of white women and nu-males. NYC is the capital of the blue pill empire

Replace Muslims with Jews.

Theres tons of muslims here. Plus niggers, spics, and gooks.

NYC is an overall good place to live. Almost everyone is a liberal and you will hear constant banter against Donald Trump and republicans. Overall the people are a lot more nicer then what people believe. For larger cities NYC is one of the best

you're a london cuck anyway so you'll feel right at home

Stay mad

Currently taking a shit in a manhattan bathroom. You will be surrounded by niggers, spice, Jews, and feminist SJW white women. Godspeed you sick cunt

>you will hear constant banter against Donald Trump and republicans
>implying OP speaks Mexican

>New York has no muslims
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>$300 for 2 days in Jew York

It's considered a complete shithole by Americans but its probably a step up for someone from londonistan. You're likely making it worse by going there, so why don't you fuck off back to your rainy socialist island?

Stay in Midtown and lower Manhattan and you’ll be fine. Your wallet won’t be though.

what part of NYC will you live in? this will make all the difference night and day, from the upper east side to east NY, from SOHO to the south bronx

also you will meet dominicans in NYC, plenty of brrraapp and good drugs

Unless you receive substantial salary increase, it won't be worth it given the higher tax burden (yes, higher than you have now) and the high cost of living.

Also word of advice. NYC imposes ~3.5+% income tax for residents. You also are subject to high NY state tax. By the time it is all said and done, you are looking at at least a 50% tax burden. You could escape the resident tax fairly easily and the NY state tax so long as the work agrees to list your legal address as being elsewhere.

To elaborate further, so long as you are engaged in interstate commerce, I register an LLC to rent with (~$100 total cost) so that you are not a resident of NYC.
Buy a mailbox for the LLC in a different state without income tax and list that as your place of residence for your work place so that you will not be subject to the obscene taxes.

Good luck. The legality of the aforementioned is debatable but so long as your paychecks are being deposited into your UK bank accounts, you don't have much to worry about and if push came to shove, I think the higher courts would be forced to overturn any sanctions levied against you because of the interstate commerce clause.

I couldn't understand a single word from Mexicans trying to speak English when i visited NY. It's sad.

>, [I] register
> register
I didn't mean to write "I".

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ny is a massive faggot liberal shit hole infested with niggers, faggots, and jews. should be a yuge improvement compared to london though, have fun. remember ny and cali almost cost us the election by them fucking selves, they nearly elected a murderer, and pedo/rape enabler willingly. 2 states nearly fucked 48 states, calling it anything other than ground zero for faggotry is a lie.

Expect to deal with Jews. Often. And it will enrage you.

t. Former Queens County Code Enforcement Violation Server

P.S. If you find a place in Queens (cheaper) and anybody fucks with you, call (212) 863-6750 and ask for Mandy O'Donnell. She's a ball buster.

I was sightseeing. Not shopping. I read that the USS intrepid was free... It's shitty that all the museums cost but I surmise it's tourism control

shitloads of free pussy if you go to a bar because you have a british accent

Sounds like the US tax system is quite complicated. Here it's pretty much just pic related.

the upside is if you meet a non jew white american from new york city, they will be redpilled, guaranteed

im assuming your not poor so the muslims you live around now will be replaced by Jews in NY.

Niggers and Puerto Ricans (mexican niggers)
Insane traffic
Nobody gives a shit, if you collapse in the street you'll probably be dead and cold before anyone even thinks twice about stepping over your boy.
Young blacks will attack and/or kill you just for street cred.

Perhaps they can still pay you as a UK resident and to your address in the UK instead. Discuss it with them.

Kek, it's not like that in the US?
I'm a bong who just accepted a job in Colorado, I'm over here for last talks about details.

Have I dun goofed? I mean, the UK is on its way out, rats leaving the ship and all, but the US seems scary and complicated.

So all the nu-males are jewish?

thats retarded the US system is just like that if your income is straight forward w-2 income, problem is people making over 100k are RARELY earning w-2 income.

Might see one of these roaming around...

i live in nj but work in nyc

unless youre rich (doesnt sound like it) nyc is a fucking hellhole and it will slowly kill you from the inside out

be prepared to not afford any of the true lavish luxurious life NYC has to offer. instead you'll be stuck going to porkys (if its still even open) and drinking $5 fishbowls of disgusting liquor just to get your fill

good luck with healthcare, please update us in 6 months and remember this post

the us system is the exact same if youre earnings are all on a paycheck from a job. its only complicated if you own a business or a significant amount of youre income comes from buying and selling stocks/bonds. The only difference is our middle 40% is broken up into 5 more groups. if you cant do your taxes on your own its because you retarded.

Move to the countryside. Foreign scum won't move there, because the population density is too low for bombs and trucks of peace.

Well, what can I say - I'm a Eurofag so I've never 'done my taxes', because all I've ever had to do for tax returns and similar was to log on a website and press 2 buttons.

Can't really see the benefit in having to deal with this myself rather than my employer, but I guess I'll have to learn it.

you can go to an HR block that will be set up on every corner come tax time pay them 50$ - which is a write off (and they know this) and they'll do it for you.

Neat.

i live in nyc born and raised, AMA

ps there are a shit ton of muslims here

>I live in NYC
>wow cool, which part?
>B-brooklyn

Why do people do this?

American and canadian muslims basically aren't muslims

I live in Harlem.

>New York has no muslims
This is either bait or you have been GROSSLY misled

I don't know dude. They look pretty muslim.

any other nyc hacks user? i had poor shitty new york liberal parents who never taught me skills

>I'm moving to nyc
>doesn't say where in nyc
>doesn't mention job
>doesn't mention salary
>clearly bait thread yet people reply anyway

Why do people do this/

im so sorry

brooklyn is way better than manhattan these days

unless you live in a shithole like brownsville or some other nig central neighborhood

Isn't brooklyn literally
>hipsters
>shit tier coal burning russian whores
>muslims
>niggers
>jews
Or am I missing something?

>High tax
>No guns
>Urban shithole
>3,000 a month to live in a closet
>(((Bankers))) living in absolute luxury while goyim toil away in absolute poverty
>Traffic is terrible despite nobody owning a car (because traffic is terrible)
You have picked the absolute worst city possible. Do us a favor and van of peace a few dozen people in times square, Mohammed.

I got a job in NYC and I'm considering living in New Jersey and commuting. Or should I pay out the ass to live in the city?

it really depends on what you truly want

how old are you?
how much do you make?
are you spending 3k a month in rent to live in a shoebox or do you live with 2 other guys and split rent?
is it annoying to have room mates if applicable?
do you make enough to enjoy the city (go eat at nice restaurants, go to nice bars with 18+ dollar cocktails, member at equinox, etc)?
whats your door to door commute time, currently?
where in NJ would you ideally like to move (hoboken, jc, or a bit south more?)

i can ask more but thats a start

Manhattan is still white. Not redpilled, but white.

sounds pretty accurate, what else are your options?

>UES yuppies that you'll never relate to
> chelsea fags
> shit tier east-village residents
> wall st bros
> chinks going through every garbage can possible to pick out empty coca cola bottles
> bums every 5 feet
> nigs trying to scam you by 'opening the door for you' and asking for a tip cup

Early 20s, I'd be making 50-60k, I hate roomates. I'd have enough to enjoy the city, obviously I'm not gonna be an equinox member or shit like that

If I was in NJ I wouldn't want more than an hour commute. I don't know NJ that well to be specific

i'd prob stay in the city if i were you then

rent will prob be tough solo, but if you were to move to JC / hoboken i cant imagine it much cheaper

i live in central / south jersey and i take a ferry that leaves me at pier 11 but its expensive af (650 a month) but i live in a decent house with a yard and no city trash and can enjoy my weekends in relative peace

if i were you stay in the city a while and fuck a bunch of college sluts, unless youre over that phase and feel secure enough to buy a house

AMAA if u want

Unless you plan on getting roommates or you find a really great deal I doubt you could afford to live in manhattan. You could live in hoboken but you're gonna be dealing with a lot of spics/niggers and drunk assholes on the weekend.

>Manhattan is still white

New York is like Frisco, loads of whites but they are all mega lefties.

>Moving from Sodom to Gomorrah

Living in parts of Jersey City seems to be the best bet, you can commute into the city fairly easily while still living with all of the benefits of an urban area and paying a bit less than most of NYC. I live quite a ways down and work at my company's office closer to the Princeton-Brunswick areas but I have to head into our NYC office a couple times a month

NJ can be nice in a lot of areas, ignore the memes, but being dependent on NJTransit to get into the city is a major hassle, as they can be pretty regularly unreliable. Amtrak is better, obviously, but significantly more expensive. You can get used to a longer commute, especially when you're not in a car

Why? New York is a garbage heap. This concept of the worlds greatest city is dumb for the reasons it lists. In terms of finance and power sure. Culturally it's a fucking shithole.

There are a few neighborhoods that aren't like that. Park Slope, Carrol Gardens, Cobble Hill, Brooklyn Heights, Windsor Terrace, Prospect Heights and Boerum Hill are all rich white people in brownstones with 3 floors each. Of course, good luck affording any of those areas because the houses go for $3 million each. And rent is crazy high as well. If you want a more affordable neighborhood, the most popular ones are gentrifying nigger or spic neighborhoods like Bushwick, Brownsville, Bed-Stuy, Crown Heights, Flatbush, Sunset Park, and a few others. Queens is actually much cheaper, has more non-whites but they're more family oriented spics or chinks who've been there a while. My friend lives in Woodside near the 7 train and it's pretty nice.

You're going to miss the tube. a lot. NYC metro (and the DLR equivalent, the LIRR) are absolute garbage. get a flat that's walking distance from work, or buy a fucking jetpack

t. former resident of both londonistan and jew york city

am I the only one who, despite having gone to the city regularly for years gets confused as fuck using the NYC subway system? London and Paris's metros are straightforward as fuck, and only takes a few second glance at the map to make sure you're going on the right train and I don't even speak French. Montreal's is the most intuitive I've seen

Almost everyone I've ever mentioned this to acts like its the most straightforward system imaginable, and that I'm an idiot from NJ who can't figure it out

>moving from London to New York

Cucked and cucker

You will learn that everything you know about arabs is true for Mexicans.

you don't understand how many jews live in NYC. Around 30% of the city is Jewish, and of the white people, probably more like 70%

In Denver? Denver has been heavily cucked the last decade and is full of SJWs, roasties and soyboys who all moved here from California and ruined it. Be careful user.

Could be worse

>no muslims

kek well I guess thats true if you never go inside a bodega or step foot in Brooklyn, or get an uber/cab

The city is a bunch of wall street bros mixed with fairy faggots and pissed off poor brown people. Everything smells like piss, the bums smell like death and sleep on the trains, everything costs more than it needs to, the service is bad, people's manners are worse. Everyone is a selfish entitled asshole who thinks their farts are the mona lisa.

soyboys everywhere

>redpilled
Certainly not, more like Jew-pilled
>muslims
A few but nothing like London

>wanting to move into the Jew den of world zionism

Cityfags are mentally ill

good thing there is a plane icon to indicate airport

It takes 3 weeks to get used to the smell of piss and/or garbage. I lived in Astoria for 2 years and managed to get a rich gf who used me for progressive points because I am native. Didn't really care because I got to watch a bunch of shows without that lottery system.