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As the relative lack of women in tech jobs increasingly gains public attention, a new report suggests that women workers are primed to change those numbers for good.

A report released this month on the digital abilities of U.S. workers found that women are slightly ahead of men when it comes to developing tech skills needed for employment. Created by the Brookings Institution's Metropolitan Policy Program, the report "Digitalization and the American Workforce" examined Americans' progress in adapting to a rapidly more tech-heavy job market, and gave women an overall score of 48 in this area, while men received a comparable but lower score of 45.

To assess workers' ability to perform in jobs involving the use of technology, researchers looked at information on "the knowledge, skills, tools and technology, education and training, work context, and work activities required" for a wide range of industries and professions, categorized by occupations' high, medium, or low requirements for digital skills.

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If you're a man and have half a brain, you would know that taking a trade out is the way to go

>sharper tech skills using macbooks

lol yeah Im sure.

Can only code on $2500 Macbook Pros. Python can't compile on anything but.

You doubt the Brookings Institute?

You mean everyone does not use apple baby products?

It's impossible to compile Python without macOS. Hence why these more talented females know to use only macbooks.

>asians are better at tech
>women are better at tech

second stone age incoming soon

>compile
>interpreted language

Please stop. You have no clue what you're talking about.

Anybody that has worked in tech can tell you this is not true.

Worked in tech for 15 years as a software engineer. All the women I've encountered in my career have been shit. They're terrible engineers. Not innovative, slow working, delegated the easy projects just to get them out of the way so as to minimize the damage they do.

>woman gets job in tech
>yay diversity!
>yay pay me more to show you're not sexist!
>goes to work
>5 mins in
>"hey male coworker, how do I turn this computer on? Can you help me?"
>male coworker helps, because cuck
>female repeatedly asks for help.
>male repeatedly helps, basically doing her job
>female decides male is too friendly
>trip to HR
>male fired for sexual harassment
>female gets large settlement
>female no longer needs to work for a while
>and she lived happily ever after until the next time she needed a payday

NOT EVEN GONNA READ THAT BULLSHIT

KYS

THE GALL ON THIS GUY TO COME HERE AND POST THIS FUCKING DOPE BULSHIT

Time to brush up on your skills at CodeCademy or General Assembly, bro.

>women better at manipulating their positions in firms with a strong HR department, study finds

if you start a company, never advertise you are hiring, never accept resumes, only hire people you know directly without any resume or interview process
>but I don't know anyone
join the masons or elks or anything

it's the last form of discrimination left available

If you want to take it to the next level, network even harder and don't offer your goods and/or services to the public.

>women better at tech, saith the MSM
>women better at driving big trucks, saith the MSM
>women better at math, saith the MSM
>women better at science, saith the MSM
>women better at art, saith the MSM
>women better at everything, saith the MSM

I wonder if any of this is propaganda?

Machines will replace women and minorities in the USA. We will make sure not to give any type of god like consciousness. Da Vinci made a robot in the 1400s, we don't need complicated technology.

Only Untermenschen require complicated technology-

-the smart, will rise, and dominate the earth once again.

It's me my babies.

I will be bringing hell on earth in 30 years, just you fucking wait.

>"trade skills": being more polite and friendly and sociable
>Also they're really good at using phone apps and sucking dick
yeah I'm sure this is 100% accurate
meanwhile common experience of every man in the world tells you that women are always hope less when it comes to tech or doing anything technical at all except for phones and instagram

So why don't women start their own women-only tech companies? Or invent the next operating system, smart phone, etc... ?

>implying I'm just going to not hire women anyways and if I do they'll be serving coffee and filing papers

>he doesn't realize education is geared solely to women
and yet

your funeral

At least they aren't using an external mechanical keyboard like most "tech" faggots.

>Better at Tech

Anyone who believes this is a retard, or works for HR.

It's needed to my python code compile.

The aural and tactile feedback helps people who were alive when typing was learned on very early keyboards. It was surprisingly hard to learn to type on a keyboard because if you learned to type on a mechanical typewriter the cadence was all off. Then later when I adapted to a keyboard, typing on a manual typewriter was nearly impossible due to the cadence. Very weird stuff.

obviously you wouldn't understand that and neither would aposematic roasties but I buy them for a reason so kys millennial gynecomastic NEET scum

filling out paper forms is not a tech skill

back to the kitchen bitch

It makes sense,
Women are and were also better at working factory jobs
They are easier to control

puff piece meant to boost womens fragile egos. Women can barely program a remote control.

>involving the use of technology
>the use of
>use
combuta?

The lack of women in tech is almost entirely a result personal choice rather than capability.

ok where's the tangible evidence that women are good for tech jobs?

Oh yeah, there isn't any.

>"experts say it's imperative that new efforts are made to bring women, people of color, and other historically marginalized employees into the modern workforce in a meaningful way."

>(((historically marginalized)))

But how do they equate this marginalization to women being barred or discouraged from joining tech employment? This isnt happening, so I just wonder, if women aren't engaging themselves in these industries by their own free will-why exactly do they need to be strong armed into these fields? Who wins by pushing this agenda?


Why do women need to explicitly be included in STEM fields only? Why is there not a similar push for more female representation in other male dominated fields?

Why you should hire a woman:
1. Dick aint gonna suck it self
2. serve coffe and clean
3. Massage
4. "You can do it user desu desu :3"

silly valley is already cucked beyond repair
this (((push))) will bring tech down even further
there is a reason the industry hasn't seen any meaningful development in the last 10 years

dunno m8
a few years ago sure but today?
the "muh rape" allegation will break your neck
considering how biased the chords are with this

This women can be as strong as men. Men and women are equal.

Its almost like government programs are artificially giving advantages to women in their education, particularly in the STEM fields, while men are forced to play catch up

idiot

There is no way in hell women are better at programming, no fucking chance they will take over that industry, ever.

KODE WITH KARLIE

> Duly noted.
Smart Guy. Much Respect.

How do you prove this? If I don't feel like learning math, you would argue that I have the capacity but not the willingness but is this true? If I dread the cultivation of math to a point that prevents me from learning it my whole life can you honestly say that I have the same "capacity" for it?

What is "capacity" here? Neurons? You are talking out of your fucking ass.

I don't know. If the government keeps advancing women's education while impeding men's, it may happen. Already my college has rather quietly set a quota on how many men they can bring into STEM a year.

/thread

Women-only tech companies, and male-only tech companies exclusively. Capitalism shall decide the victor.

They are better at everything. This is why they are rising so quickly today in every field, including sport and gaming. They were only held back because of the oppressive patriarchy. Had they been allowed to rule back in ancient times we would be living in an eternal Golden Age.

noob here doing the codecademy java course. having fun so far. how long until i can make 100,000$?

I can discredit your entire post with 6 characters.
>Apple

Someone post the picture with a woman bragging on social media about her coding vs male coding

Thats why we spam U with le 56%

>Women Better at Tech

>>Women Better at Tech

>>Women Better at Tech

40 hours at the most.
Left my Wendy's chef position once I got them java skillz

>they think the one on the right is better

I can't fucking do this anymore guys

Your pedantry reveals that you actually have no idea what you're talking about.

for real? wow, that's great news. i need a new job. any suggestions for where to go after the codecademy 4 hour java course?

I give Apple shit but what's so bad about having a macbook? I mean, what if you want to be write iOS apps? There really is no other way w/i some hackintosh shit. Am I missing something?

I run windows on my desktop and linux on my laptop, but I'm thinking about getting a MBP because I have stacks on deck.

Would love to see more cakes in my field.
Male Productivity propably would go down, thou

Udemy. Dropped out of Harvard to do $200 courses, which, right now and right now only, just happen to be on sale for only $10. This sale has NEVER happened before.

The faggotry on the right would be okay if IT AT LEAST DID ITS JOB CORRECTLY. If you set a and b to any number other than 5 and try to find the max it will instead return the number 5.
>commenting trivial code
I'd much rather deal with trivial comments than no documentation, which is a MUCH larger problem

wonder if she ever figured out how to change the directory

Shit, this seems like a great deal. Why is it so cheap? Thanks bro, I owe you. I already have an MSc, but my industry went down the drain (oil) and I lost my job.

fake news

Not in my experience senpai.

>command not found
>command not found
>no such directory

Look at me guys I'm a coder!

Why do women want to be coders? Sup Forums taught me there is nothing more debased and degenerate than being a programmer. It's literally the worst thing one could do in this life. What am I missing here?

Code documentation forgets to get maintained so often that it ends up doing more damage than good. No matter how much attention you give it, you work with X number of people on same project and someone does it.

my comp sci program was 99.9% men

shut the fuck up

Because this happens
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It pays well, you sit in air-conditioned rooms, you get free meals and amenities thrown at you, and open-floor offices let you gossip and talk instead of working on anything and you have a mountain of social capital from the job being desirable.

Aside from the "you have to actually work" part of the job, it's a dream job for women.

Sun Microsystems says hello.

Women's code wants me to commit workplace violence.

women ruining another bastion of maleness with their virtue signaling. she might as well say she is in heat. just like the supposed Sup Forums meetup where the girl is trying to gain attention by wearing a look at me hoodie that has animal ears. we see you roastie. roasties never change. wish i had the stick figure drawing posted here in relation to MTG and GG, it fits so well. can user help?

>(((They))) realise coders are going to be a big part of the future
>Tell everyone to become coders so they can keep wages low
>Women do whatever men do because they're literally incapable of thinking on their own
>Thus female coders

>coders
nah muh dude. the future is in network engineering. THE network

>left is fast inverse square root
>right is, well, duh, comparing two integers in the most retarded way possible
useful idiots tend to go for what they can comprehend if nobody is around to tell them what to go for
if anything i can't believe the tweet is real

>Source: My Ass

There's even a useless && in there

>If a is less than b, AND, if b is greater than a

You don't need both. If one is true, the other is automatically true.

take your meds

If she was at an actual job, she would be fired for this shit when they find out the coding doesn't pan out as it should.

>2018
>Male coworker "hey how was your weekend?"
>female coworker "RAAAAAPE!!!!"

Hey lesbian feminist faggot, how many genders are we on now?

If I am reading this correctly, more women are secretaries and more men do labor jobs, and women are still barely more computer literate on average.

Mine was too until they started massive affirmative action programs bringing the percentage of women to ~30%.

>report released this month on the digital abilities of U.S. workers found that women are slightly ahead of men when it comes to developing tech skills needed for employment

fucking ridiculous

I've worked in tech for 20+ years, and ALL the geeks, which large enterprises are build on the back off, are men. when it comes to really fucking hardcore tech wizardry, I have never met a single woman who stacks up. not one. and I have worked across 7 large tech corporations, and a range of start-ups.

so piss off with your SJW lies.

What is py_compile?

It also goes along with the one clip where black women are the smartest demographic in the US.

Apple may be ass but Win10 is a fucking abomination.
I've seriously considered getting out of the tech business because of the way things have been moving lately.
Gonna go grow fruit trees or something. Fuck this life.

by tech they mean Microsoft office. yes more women are capable of using Microsoft office. good for them.

>Be me
>Be innatechfield
>Be working with AWS
>Notice that googles SMTP server is blocking our email service
>Recount to female PM a similar problem on with earlier project, solution was to use some obscure google console to whitelist the server
>ARGLE BARGLE YOU'RE WRONG ARGLE BARGLE THE PROBLEM MUST BE WITH THE SERVER CONFIGURATION YOU JUST MODIFIED ARGLE BARGLE
>Spend four fucking days chasing down her bullshit solution
>Be today 30 minutes before COB
>Hey user, I did some research. We need to use google to unblock our servers SMTP traffic
>Sends me link to google help document
>It's the solution I was talking about
Sample size of one, but women are fucking garbage at tech.

I have worked as a software developer and now a sysadmin for the past 20 years. I can tell you with absolutely certainty there are few women that are qualified for tech jobs.

95% are diversity hires, the rest of us just scrap what ever they do and implement it correctly.

At my college the women in CS were scouted so early by tech companies just because they were women in tech. All the guts had to wait to graduate and just start applying to jobs.

These girls are retarded. For such trivial functions you don't need fucking comments or put your name in because they are trivial.
If the function is very small, there's no need to write a lot of useless comments either. The code on the left is actually well written and clear and you don't need any comments since the code fucking tells you what it does.
I actually can read the one on the left faster but the one on the right is way more distracting and harder to parse visually.

Also I noticed it fucking now. There are some funny things but this takes the cherry

>else if(a > b && b < a)
>a > b && b < a
>fucking A > B and B < A

It's official women can't into logic.

the picture is actually a fake designed by one of the boards on here

Life is difficult when you're a diversity hire.

>Women good at tech
>World overflowing with successful tech exclusively built by women
Checks out

>tfw I work in a industry with no women
>tfw top 15% of earners in the US
>tfw no workplace drama
>tfw no "ESS-JAY-DOUBLEYUE" bullshit
God bless real mans work

>suggest

Wew