Everyone BTFO Everywhere, Always

Multiverse theory states that everything you can/have/will imagine, every conceivable idea, every scenario, every cause and effect, every plan you can/have/will formulate and everything you can/have/will ever create already exists everywhere else all the time, and anything you can/have/will imagine happening to anyone is/has/will happen to everyone all the time.

Right now, everyone everywhere is typing everything all the time, including this post. Everything you ever can/have/will do is being done by everyone everywhere all the time.

Every argument is true/false. The ultimate black pill is black because it's every color. You take it everywhere, every second of every day. You also don't take it.

There's a place where you have to have sex with your car to start it.

Everyone is even. There is no scale to be balanced. The ultimate black pill is that right now, somewhere, you're sucking three dicks and enjoying it. The ultimate black pill is that the rabbit hole has no bottom. Nothing is true/false. Everything is/isn't permitted.

This is what science believes. Hawking. Tyson. If science is their god, turn their god against them.

Everything Happens to Everything

EHEHEHEHEH

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Yeah that's not what multiverse theory is.

Retard

>Multiverse theory states

prove it faggot

I already did somewhere. So did you. You also didn't.

In another universe, you are responding to this statement you just made and are calling yourself a fucking faggot.

Yeah ok mate

I am somewhere. So are you. We're all faggots. We're also not. Right now, you're making out with fat chicks. Brown ones.

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Prove multiverse theory is actually real, not even scientists can do that.

People have the same problem with gods and it doesn't seem to stop them.

so there is a universe somewhere in time and space where hillary became president?

multiverse my ass
we don't care, they don't affect us in any way except maybe in the form of dark matter
our universe is the only one happening with us right now

yes, but in that timeline, the Earth is already a barren blasted radioactive shithole so going there is pointless

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This thread is undeniably gay.

MULTIVERSE THEORY IS WRONG.
IT POSTULATES SOMEWHERE OUT THERE, THERE'S A UNIVERSE WHERE JEWS ARE HUMAN AND NIGGERS WERE KINGS.

You thought of that post in the shower, didn't you?

So there's a universe that's just strawberries? And another that's strawberries but a few blueberries? And more that are various combinations of each?
How did the fruits get there on their own?
>Is there a burgerverse???

If you acknowledge they exist then their existence has merit, should be taken into account. People manage to believe in gods without a shred of physical proof and their religious beliefs fuel all sorts of retarded behavior.

True, however the only timeline that matters is the one you personally are taking part of as of this moment.

I did. My dick was out and everything.

Every color together is white, dipshit

No, that is the one thing that is constant. That's the lighthouse of our universe.

There is not a single universe were OP isn't a faggot. He is the exception that proves the rule.

by the power invested in me by the HeisenBERG principle, I hearby observe you, and in doing so change you

take that, faggot

But why? Sweden is eating shit right now just to avoid offending people's religious beliefs. Believing in god doesn't physically change shit on this timeline, but it's definitely used as a pivot point for argument while being no more tangible or relevant than a universe where my cat drags around a 12 inch dick behind it. Why not this?

I don't care whether multiverse, bearded wizard on a cloud or space pink pony do exist or not, and neither should you
start contemplating about real shit instead of unverifiable theories

White is the absence of color. Black is all color. Just sayin.

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it's every possible universe, not everything you can think of

since strawberries as we know them can only exist in a universe with laws of physics like our universe, and they exist only as the result of processes that require most of the universe to be made out of hydrogen being gradually fused into helium, we can conclude that there probably isn't a universe where more than a tiny fraction of its mass is strawberries

I am contemplating it. As much as its nonsense, its also a weapon if used properly. Like autism.

so we have the monopoly on these particular laws of physics then, even though its infinite. how do you know that?

I know nothing of physics, and have a horrid understanding of science, but I'm pretty sure thinking of the multiverse in this fashion is not correct. The way I understand it, and I'm probably wrong, is that everything that we can observe is just a small part of the whole reality, and the whole of reality contains many things like the universe and other things we would consider the universe as well as many other things. And the multiverse is a term to describe all of those universes, universe like structures and whatever structures the whole of reality contains. But I'm a brainlet, and very wrong.

Singleverse fags gonna h8

most universes are going to be like ours because most universes that aren't are either a single supermassive black hole or a cloud of protons so thinly dispersed that if you were to travel from one to the other at that universe's speed of light, by the time you got there it would have decayed

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Fuck your pothead muh dmt nonsense.

I'm sitting on a couch listening to enya and eating salmon. Anything else is pure speculation and a waste of time.

There's a universe where amerimutts are actually white.
That I'd like to see.

What OP fails to mention about the multiverse that gives it this infinite possibilities is circular time. Circular time theory is very pivotal in order for this to be valid. Along with multi-dimensional physics, it is not so cut and dry. As ridiculous as his wording. He is not wrong.

there's a universe where we're part of your empire

title is gold

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many-worlds_interpretation

It is not a theory as it cannot be hypothesis tested and it is merely a statement that all possible events take place which is self contradictory because the event of /no multiverse/ must exist. And if that event must exist then only a universe with temporally indexed unique events exists past present but future is not determined only possible. If you had better quality reefer as a teenager you would now this.

He she is not only wrong it is drooling pseudo physics fling cern idiots billions for crap like this

Technically speaking, I did. I also didn't. Muh beliefs.

What if each universe is the size of a red blood cell, relative to the being that is comprised of them. Cells that, when combined with a binding agent called Dark Matter, form the tissues and blood of this greater being.

Trillions of universes (cells) that, when combined, make up a single being. A single entity.

What if this gigantic being is a homeless nigger?

This is exactly why you will die a peasant.

Somewhere it is. Somewhere the nigger is you.

Fuck :(

All die as peasants. selling hoard of BTC 4 minutes after stop breathing yeah yeah peak

In another universe your wife is fucking you in the ass to get you pregnant with a thousand slimebabies.

In another universe, you are me and this is happening to you. Also, God is masturbating to a live stream of it all on YouTube.

Yes however, in this multiverse there is.
What is existent is what is. You cannot deny the body of truth you inhabit.

Matter matters. This saying is older than Egypt.

In the vast empitness. Set, sunless, no energy, fucking void space. There is at least the echo of something itself.

When you work back up the scale from ... ? to what you are physically existing as right now. Then are you going to scale out? Look outwards for even more information? Transform yourself and your surroundings for it is you? What's the end plan of your black pill.

Because many Scientists refuse to do this after their black pill. Bunch of Athiest nihillistic crying fucks.
>meh lets turn the world into a bunch of hell since in the end it stems from an empitness so vast we cannot explain and grows into an infinity we cannot comprehend

i don't accept the black pill as an answer. Knowing those two incomprehensible truths doesn't stop one from taking matter and acting.

The black pill cannot work for the masses, it goes no where constructively and with growth. Life is kinda into that growing thing. Because it's matter. It matters.

Be kind, find something you like, get creative with it. Find someone/something to love if you can. It'll all be okay lads and lasses. There are greater powers working with/for us.

That’s not what multiverse theory means and multiverse theory is not a scientific theory, it is a philosophical one.
Daily reminder
>observable
>testable
>repeatable

Almost all mainstream “science” these days is just philosophy with religious zealots claiming it to be true.

That's not really how it work. Everything that can happen refers to like the laws of physics. There's not going to be a duplicate you.

>at everything you can/have/will imagine, every conceivable idea, every scenario, every cause and effect, every plan you can/have/will formulate and everything you can/have/will ever create already exists everywhere else all the time,
This sounds like fucking nonsense to me. Is there any way to even approach getting evidence to support this shit? Is this basically just physicists engaging in theology?

the ramblings of a pozzed faggot
anyone who buys into OP's shit is a faggot
we are here, now, and your alternate universes are meaningless
also OP is a faggot, and you can't escape the universe to change that

"...scientists who are generally skeptical of the multiverse hypothesis include: Steven Weinberg..."

(((weinberg)))

I'm on to you.

99.9% of atoms are empty space, right? That's proven in Science.

Who can predict what exists in that empty space? The Bohr atom jumps from orbit to orbit, based on the amount of energy at its current state. During this Quantum Leap, it - to the human eye - phases out of existence for a nanosecond, or even less.

It takes time to make this jump and is not instantaneous.

If we are comprised of these same atoms, going through states of high and low phase shifts at any given time based on the energy we generate, who is to say we exist, 100%, at any given time with our molecules constantly phase-shifting and jumping from orbit to orbit?

Are we ever actually here?

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Nice try, there are infinite universes and in each one the exact same thing happens. There is no free will, you aren't even actually sentient, you just think you are. We are all just products of nervous system inputs recycled in a massive feedback loop to produce a result, you aren't actually making decisions, everything you do is just the calculated product of inputs and evolution that managed to cause you not to die like other creatures did.

No, it is not proven in science. It is a religious philosophy

And spraying all with his benevolent golden shower. Ahhhhh I'm so gay in that universe, ahhhhh.

>not believing in quantum immortality
Are you not surprised at the amount of stupid shit you've done that hasn't killed you?

It astounds me that people can't see the link between how matter behaves in our universe and digital systems.

Your example is perfect. The matter exists and then it doesn't while it changes energy states. It's behaving like quantized data in a digital system. Our universe is literally a simulation and the programmer is for all intents and purposes our God. Whether that God is future humans, an AI, or Aliens who knows. Most likely were already extinct and an AI or aliens are running a simulation for shits and giggles.

Who cares? Think of the uses:

>College Slag: "Abortion is murder."
>You: "You aborted a kid in another universe. You're doing it right now. And now. And now."
>College Slag: "That's nonsense, it's just a theory."
You: "Intolerant to muh beliefs. Popular hypothesis. Hawking, Tyson, etc. God is a hypothesis, too."

:this kills the slag:

Somewhere this is happening and you wind up banging her and this is what your kid looks like.

Muh beliefs.

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