Fuck, Marry, Kill

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Marry Aqua, Fuck Darkness, Kill Megumin

Fuck aqua, kill darkness and marry megumin is the only true way

Aqua only good for datass, darkness would actually enjoy dying, megumin needs a proper husband to take care of her cause shes a hobo.

Marry Darkness, fuck Darkness, kill nobody.

Why do you always have to kill someone? I don't want to kill anybody.

Exactly that order, OP.

Marry Aqua
Adopt Megumin
Make Darkness my mistress

>Fuck

Can't decide between no pantsu or black pantsu.

Marry Aqua, fuck darkness, kill megumeme

Marry Wiz.
Have consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation with Wiz.
Ignore the rest.

Fuck Megumin
Marry Darkness
Kill Aqua

Can a lich even get pregnant?

fuck boom qt
marry boom qt
kill those who insult boom qt

Fuck all
Marry all
Kill myself because they aren't real

kill aqua, fuck darkness, marry megumin

A lich is, in its essence, a sentient skeleton. Wiz is most likely no different, so everything you see is the result of magic. Either Wiz has extremely powerful and convincing illussion magic, or she has found a way to somehow regrow her flesh and organs. If it's the latter, there's no reason why she wouldn't have a functioning womb and ovaries.

Kill Aqua, Kill Darkness, Kill Megumin.

Farewell, trio of useless egotistic capricious high-maintenance betraying cunts.

Fuck Aqua.
Marry Megumin.
Kill Darkness.

w-woah

Kill aqua, fuck darkness, marry megumin.

Marry Aqua, fuck whichever your preference is. Megumin and Darkness are too autistic to enjoyable marry. Aqua a best

You got the order right.

>A lich is, in its essence, a sentient skeleton
So we're all a lich inside?

>while holding hands
you sick bastard

I don't know but you better believe i would try with all my might.

WOAH WOAH SLOW YOUR ROLE user.
there's no such things as skeletons

I hate this thread I like them all.

Fuck Aqua marry Darkness stay friends with Megumin.

Fuck Lalatina, Aqua and Megumi
Marry Lalatina
Kill OP coz he's a faggot

Fuck Aqua HARD. Drink a ton, have drunken sex and make this dumb bitch's saggy titties bounce all night. Pump and dump afterwards.

Marry Lalatina. Meant to be married and impregnated. Roleplay different s&m scenarios every night where I cum inside her every time at the end.

Adopt Megumin. Don't want to kill her, but don't want any sexual relationship with her either. She's daughteru materia and plus she'd serve as a onee-san to me and Lalatina's kids.

Goddammit.

> Fuck aqua, kill darkness and marry megumin is the only true way
>Aqua only good for datass, darkness would actually enjoy dying, megumin needs a proper husband to take care of her cause shes a hobo.

This nigga gets it.

Marry megumin
Fuck darkness
Kill aqua

Can't I just rape and then kill each?

I'm gonna go all three to all three, in order!

All jokes aside I feel like you should marry none of these girls. They're all obnoxious cunts.

Now Wiz or Prosecutor-san, those are fine marriage choices.

Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness
Get Aqua to revive Darkness
Fuck Darkness and keep her as a mistress.

Marry Megumin
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua

Marry Wiz
Adopt Megumin
Make Darkness my mistress
Kill Aqua

This guy is the only one who gets it, pretend to be sexually assualting darkness by asking her how badly she wants my cock while choking her until she dies, get Aqua to revive her and then if Darkness wants more abuse, tell her she killed the mood and go fuck aqua. Then marry Megumin and pretend Darkness doesn't exist.

fuck megumin, marry megumin, kill aqua.

My thoughts exactly

fuck darkness, kill aqua ( she goes back to being a goddess id assume) marry megumin

Marry them all
Fuck them all
Then kill myself because I have served my purpose as a man

Fuck Aqua
Marry Megumin
Kill Dorkness

Have polygamous relationship with megumin and aqua, remain friends with darkness.

Marry Aqua
Fuck Megumin
Kill Darkness

Fuck Darkness
Marry Megumin
Kill Aqua

Liches can easily sustain a living flesh, you even have this in the D&D. But you know why they don't do it? Because usually they are portrayed to be too lazy to cast one rejuvenation spell a day.

Marry Megumin, Fuck Darkness, Kill Aqua

Fuck Darkness, kill Aqua, marry Megumin.

This

Fuck Darkness
Marry Aqua
Kill Megumin

Fuck Kazuma
Marry Kazuma
Kill Kazuma

Get on my level.

you are dumb as shit.

Marry all three

Fuck Kazuma

A pity he didn't get molested in the jail.

Rape all 3

Fuck Megumin
Marry Megumin
Kill Aqua

Marry Megumeme
HateFug LowIQ
Kill Dorkness

Then tell Aqua she sleeps outside till she resurrects Darkness

EZiest Harem route intro of all time, but getting all of Megumeme's sisters as well is going to be difficult

None of these choices are appropriate for Aqua since she's best bro. You don't fuck your bro.

Kill all
fuck Kazuma
marry Eris cuck Kazuma

Fuck Darkness
Marry Darkness

Fuck Megameme
Marry Dorkness
Kill the useless godess

Fuck Megumin
Marry Lalatina
Murder is a sin

Fuck Darkness, Marry Megumin, Kill Aqua

Bully Aqua,
Fuck Megumin,
Make Darkness watch me fuck Megumin

Fuck Darkness, Marry Megumin, Kill Aqua.

...

marry darkness, she's the best girl and rich
fuck aqua in the ass
kill shitty megumeme

Kill Aqua
Fuck Darkness
Marry Megumin and fuck her even more than Darkness.

another one

last one

Marry all three

Polygamy is wrong

Fuck the slut
Marry explosion
Aqua do'nt even deserve I kill her

Real talk.

Why do so many people hate Dorkness?

jealous because their waifus are shit compared to her

Marry Wiz

...

Marry Aqua
Fuck Megumin and adopter as my daughter
Kill Darkness and cry afterwards

envy

Look at this girl.

This girl CRUSADES for YOU.

How can you not marry her?

She just wants to be raped by monsters and evil men.

Lalatina is great but she's also NTR bait.

>marrying aqua

Bunch of soon to be broke ass niggas, no amount of money will save you

>marrying darkness
Daughter of nobility, boobs, interesting bedroom antics that'll soon resemble hentai

>marrying megumin
Eh... nothing bad, nothing good

fuck -> marry -> kill

Marry Megumin
live a happy life

the end, no one dies

...

This

this

not really no, its just a common rape fantasy that she'd actually have no handle or pleasure of actually having if it actually happened

she also just happens to be absurdly strong that it terrifies would-be rapist

and it would be alot easier/safer for male adventurers would just get dreams from the succubi guild then to mess with her

also all rape monsters have been exterminated like male orcs

Marry Darkness, Fuck Darkness, kill the other two useless whores.

This

S1: only option

S2: kill em all fuck this show

Fuck Aqua
Marry Megumeme
Kill Darkness she's probably into that shit

>tfw a lich will never give you the licc

Yeah.

Truly the only answer!!

Fuck Darkness, Marry Megumin, Kill Aqua.

People complain about Konosuba S2's animation, but OP's S1 screencap is very comparable to S2's "quality" animation.

Because of her rape fantasies. You'll probably show up one day and she'll be taking like 5 fat men at once